MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #2
Brock is here
BIG BEAST BROCK MAKING THE SMARKS SEETHING
BIG DOG BTFO
1st for Smackdown
that was actually tite. ngl
braun looks like a big baby
>RAM starts with another bloated, overbooked segment
That was pretty based
Only downhill from here tho
Alright, can we all agree that Based Big Dog sold that F5 like gold?
Braun made Brock look like a midget during that stand down
LITTLE PUP BTFO
>>2160422
he needs to bring back the beard
>>2160420
Braun
Big Dog BTFO
>>2160424
>overbooked
>that fucking huge pop for Roman superman punching Brock
Kekek Brock vs Roman vs Goldberg is gonna main event mania
seething
seething everywhere
is this, dare i say it, going to be the GOAT RR?
What did Triphammer mean by this?
The Petite Puppy BTFO
first for alexa bliss
>THE FUCKING STATE OF ROMAN
>>2160424
Delusional smack cuck on suicide watch
Raw main event already over.
Who else excited for Smackdown!?
That segment made RAW at least 2/10 instead of the usual -5/10
Too bad its only getting worse from now
britbong commercials are weird
A FUCKING WOMENS STEEL CAGE MATCH
get ready for 3 hours of commercials
>>2160447
>cuckdown
smackdownies out
>>2160442
Fake orange tans are fucking gross
>>2160427
So did Big Show but look how all them matches ended up
anyone got a good stream
Sami Zayn is great.
>>2160424
Wrestling isn't for you if you thought that segment was bad
>>2160442
MORE PLEASE
Based pet shop dogs
Based Roman is the GOAT on the mic now and btfos jasethy and KO
Am i the only one who fucking sami zayn? Cant this manlet hack stay in the cruiserweights division?
I really hope bork still chuggs roids and winds up ripping his fucking arms out, and then tears his eyes out and pours acid down his socket fucking before burning his worhless carcass alive and wounded. Go ahead Zayn piss the roidbaby off you fucking worhless cunt, kill yourself
>>2160447
Right here Smacklad. The Roman Defense Force is in full shitpost mode today I see.
AUTISM
>>2160464
>"my opinion is right, guys!"
>>2160468
rollan
>>2160393
>gay anime shit on my raw thread
you have to go back
the matchup everyone was waiting for
Brock vs Sami Zayn
>>2160471
>Am i the only one who fucking sami zayn?
I dunno m8 are you?
How big's his dick btw?
This RR is fucking insane, Undertaker, Lesnar, Rollins, Ambrose, Orton, Jericho, GOLDBERG
Whats with all the beta males in the crowd?
Rusev Jobber Entrance.
Gonna need some .gifs from this weeks total divas
>>2160471
>SEETHING over children's television
I like Sami Zayn
Even when he phones it in he still makes the other guy look good
MY NAME IS ENZO ABORE
They should have Tamina come out with Jimmy Snuka's ashes and tip it in the urn with Paul Bearer which caused Kane and Undertaker to come out and pledge their Alliance to Tamina while bringing in a 3rd brother that says their vision is clouded and there is actually a bad spirit in the urns caused by Tamina and then they chokeslam her
>skipping rusev's entrance
Literally jobber tier now
>>2160473
Smackdownies leave! Ya don't belong in the A-shows thread B+ players
>>2160462
Wow, folks!
>ANON IS SEETHING
>>2160487
im sorry you think that
>>2160475
Who are you quoting
>RURU getting cucked in total divas
>>2160468
Roll
>>2160471
>SEETHING
MY NAME IS ENZO A BORING
AND THIS RIGHT HERE THIS IS SMACKED ASS AND HE'S DUMB AS FUCK
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH HIM
There is no reason to watch anymore raw after that segment. Is there gonna be a us title match? This raw is over wtf
>Enzo
back to watch O'Reilly
>cringo abore and ugly skinnyfat talentless lanklet
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
>>2160493
>>2160496
>getting worked THIS hard
>>>r/squaredcircle
>>2160489
holy shit i'd actually watch raw again if this happened, based idea
Avocado's
How are you doing?
Banana
How are you doing?
>>2160501
lel
>memenzo
Enzo and Cass are fucking awful
Who gives a shit about this feud
>>2160497
Lana BLACKED sextape when?
>BIG KEK
>>2160440
Get money?
>>2160502
>not watching White Pride Worldwide defend the tag titles
Based Enzo working the /asp/ies
>>2160492
But I'm not in the A+ show's thread. I'm in a RAM thread watching Botchman suffer his sucotash while getting deafening boos.
>>2160442
The tan is garbage, but otherwise holy fucking Bliss.
>>2160489
Probably the best way to re-introduce the brothers of destruction and debuting a new 3rd brother would be an epic way to pave the way for the future, i like it great idea.
>>2160489
go back to praying, Russo
Enzo is so terrible
>>2160489
If this is a way to bring back Deuce and Domino, then sure
>>2160518
>the club
No thanks they need to fuck off back to weebland
>>2160471
how tight is his boypussy?
That could give you the answer
>these botches
Cass needs to buy a singlet. He looks fucking disgusting
big ass is fucking garbage
>>2160520
BBDWTS
>>2160506
S A W F T
SaaaaAAAAAWWWFFFTT
the fuck is this shit kek
>>2160471
Botchamania segment boys
>>2160503
look ma, a retard
>>2160520
>Smacktard worked by based big dog
To think, they could've sent Zayn or Owens to Smackdown and solidified the end of their rivalry
We could've either kept Fatass Based or got five star matches every PPV
>>2160489
pretty smart way to increase the buy rates, but if Stephanie had any sense she would do this which would effectively kill smackdown so that's prob why vince doesn't let the idea happen, but i'd love to see it personally
>>2160520
Instead you're watching BMAJ and BMJ have a shouting match for the 45363 time
>>2160489
Would be all for this desu senpai, would be lol'ing though
>>2160537
Look dad a nigger faggot
Will they even mention dead Superfly?
This RAW is off to a shit start. I can't take much more pham.
>>2160545
Did you just get here?
>>2160542
>Instead you're watching BMAJ and BMJ have a shouting match for the 45363 time
>it's only happened twice
The state of RAMlets
>>2160545
They did, this RAW is in his memory
>>2160545
He got an opening titlecard
>>2160489
haha absolutely love the idea of this, would buy a shirt from wwe shop in support of the idea, A+ for Raw if they did this
What did Enzo just do there
>>2160546
>Smackcuck false flagging
Pathetic.
Based Enzo giving me some certified ZZZs.
>>2160544
you're the one that said you were watching o'really - he's not the faggot, anon
>post yfw brawn eliminatis Taker Brock and Goldberg all at the same time in the rumble.
>>2160551
Must be, since the ratings are currently being murdered
>>2160546
yeah its bad really bad but so are you and you will never amount to anything more than what little you are now
>>2160489
kek yes please make kane and undertaker interesting again
Why did Cole just bring up that superman punch like Lesnar didn't no sell it?
>Degenerate
Looks like someone browses /pol/
>>2160471
nah sami sucks. boring af muslim cuck nerd
What happened to Lana? She's ugly as fuck now
>>2160489
Lmao would love this
Enzo and Cass are good white men, so lay off them.
>>2160562
>>2160489
>>2160570
you are a queer, i just broke my no fap to her
did he just try to bump the ref?
>>2160489
>C
>A
>P
>I
>C
>H
>E
>Based Roman, Jinder, and MLK working up /asp/-pies
I love trigger day RAMs.
Enzblow Aboregay and Big Flab need to fuck off. RuRu and based Lana deserve better than this midland bullshit.
>>2160564
>im ok with this
Jinder must be juicing. Look at that fucking gyno goddamit
Is there a wrestler with a worse look than big cass?
>>2160489
A++ idea
The empire elbow is literally Cass having an autistic spasm in mid air
>>2160578
this ref is lazy as fuck
they almost hit him again
They didn't do the move they botched last time
>>2160577
>making rules for your masteration
sounds like a legit problem you have
What city are they in? the crowd is full of numales
>>2160489
Yes
Yes!
Yes!!
Yes!!!
Yes!!!!
Cass is fucking terrible
Why isnt Jinder Mahal more than just a jobber dude could actually pass as a threat because he is a Big Guy
Gentleman Jack
>>2160588
Dubs, kek
BASED GENTLEMAN JACK
>le british man
So dumb
is that mr peanut?
>alexa has been jobbing to becky for about 2 months straight
>WHO WILL WIN THE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP?
>>2160463
As jobber.
>THE GENTLEMAN IS IN THE BUILDING
>I REPEAT, THE GENTLEMAN IS IN THE BUILDING
Noam Dar vs Gallagher when?
>>2160589
>gyno
didn't see any gyno.
but he is absolutely on tren atm.
source- ive blasted tren a lot
>>2160591
ur mom
Cass is shit, based Corbin and Braun are the only big guys we can trust.
I just finished watching the young turks on Fusion and they were mocking Trump supporters as "Russian trolls" with anime icons and waifu pillows, Cenk claimed if he were as pathetic as them and had a waifu of his own it would be "Tsumugi kotobuki"
Not knowing who that even is does he at least have good taste according to /asp/?
>>2160601
Little Rock
Which, if it wasn't obvious before, shows hot little you understand that word, faggot.
Based Gentlemen.
>>2160489
lol'd, Raw is such a cuck show they ever ADVERTISE SMACKDOWN MATCHES TO TRY GET PEOPLE INTERESTED AND STAY WATCHING RAW
KEKKKKKKKKEKRAW!!!
>>2160605
Only threat he poses is shitting in the ring mid match
What's even his upside?
He can't wrestle, he can't talk, he has a WOAT physique.
He's just, what, tall?
>>2160621
get the fuck back to /pol/
>>2160616
He has some big nipples
>>2160612
>la luchadora interrupts again
Really makes you :thinking:
>>2160621
>I was watching the young turks
get a fucking job
>>2160627
and you can't teach that
>>2160610
nice
Answer me this rawtists
If Raw is so good why do they advertise Smackdown storylines and matches? Is Raw a cuck for Smackdown?
>>2160627
he's 7 foot tall and a wop
>>2160627
pic related
>>2160605
his gimmick is that he's indian, and indians aren't intimidating
>>2160636
Because the brand war is a fucking storyline you idiot.
>>2160562
It seems like a flawed logic to say that because one keeps running away and people keep interfering that they'd solve that by making it a cage match. Typically, the whole point of a cage match is just to escape the cage first, rather than you being stuck fighting someone. Sure, they can wrestle a normal style match and win by pinfall, but they rarely do, as it is so much easier to just get the door open and crawl out, or simply climb over it.
>>2160489
Honestly would be the best storyline in years
Didn't Lita just get fired?
>>2160627
Thizzz right here.....
This is Big Cass and he's seven foot tall..... And that's. . Pretty much all he can do
JR ON MY TV
>>2160636
BASEd A-show trying to help out the lesser watched B-show. Smackdownies need to thank based RAW
>>2160621
>Watching Young Cucks
Pathetic.
>replaying the botch 3 times
LITA BTFO
>>2160562
>STELLAR opening feat. goat Lesnar & Big Dog
>Angle return imminent
lmao Smackneets on suicide watch
>>2160642
You're being worked to think it's a storyline you mark, they're trying to outdo each other and it's the new Monday Night wars, or are you such a mark you think everything is fake?
>>2160627
Vince thinks he could protect him from his stepdad
Were litas tits and hot man face a draw?
Is there a wrestler from Lita's era that she hasn't fucked?
Where is Gentleman Jacks WWE UK Heavyweight Championship of the World?
>>2160621
>young turks
Please kill yourself
>reminding us of the long passed glory days
Why do they keep doing this?
>cruiserweight segment
Can't they keep this shit on their own show?
>There will never be a tag team between Davari and Mahal
BASED DAIVARI
ALLAHU AKBAR
Is this the same Daivari that was with Hassan?
>>2160489
Are you the same anon that came up with the possessed storyline last week? Give this man a job
>>2160658
*toot toot*
>tfw even after he heals up The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived will be stuck in the Cruisershit division
Also why isn't Lince Dorado in Lucha Underground? The guy literally pretends to be a cat
Damn I'm late bros but I can't be the only one who marked when Brock F5'ed Roman.
>>2160671
why wouldn't it be?
>Xander Cage
I think it's been at least 5 years since I've sat through a whole episode of RAW.
This shit has been unwatchable for far too long.
>>2160661
Matt
>>2160661
Lance Storm
>manlet division
time for a shit
>>2160621
>WE'RE AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA YOU DUMBASS
I love how that scrawny bongs says Davari
Why are they on raw and their own show? Please fuck off. No one cares. The crowd never cares. Give more screen time to the fucking main eventers instead of pissing time away with these losers. The maim eventers now get almost the same amount of time as midcarders on the show.
>>2160679
have a (you) for making me chuckle
>>2160664
You kill yourself you fucking nazi
Crowd is dead as fuck. Literally sucks the life out of the crowd
>>2160671
No, it's his brother
How are the ropes purple?
Do they literally change the ropes for one match and then change them back or do they illuminate?
>>2160670
>>2160669
when will sami and daivari team up
>Darren Young was injured during the Main Event tapings. Looked like elbow or shoulder. Had to stop the match 2:00 in so I'm told.
RIP DARREN YOUNG
>>2160657
>New Monday Night Wars
>Smackdown is on Tuesday
James Ellsworth should do a lucha gimmick and call himself Chince Dorado
wheres gran metallik
>>2160692
It's literally just duct tape. I was at RAW live last week, they have like 15 people rush the ring during commercial to apply/take off the tape.
>>2160690
Is Aries clean to wrestle again? I miss him, he is based as fuck
>>2160692
Are you autistic?
>>2160692
Do we have to have this question every fucking time?
>>2160697
>>2160694
Good. If it weren't for the fact that he's a literal faggot, he'd be gone.
Was that even the same lucha that was in the finals of the cruiserweight tournament?
>Cobra Clutch Crossface
That's kinda cool
>>2160690
i went to raw last month and the time it takes to change the ropes and turnbuckles and shit for the cruiserweights really does fuck up the momentum live
>>2160694
>darren dung
thought he was dead
Lethal Injection buried on MLK day
Thank you based Vince
>>2160695
Ayyyy
Oh Dorado, why?
>>2160692
yes.
>tfw people got together, made a conscious decision to do this shit on a weekly basis
DISTURBING FOOTAGE BEFORE RAW!!!!!!
>>2160698
deported.
does anyone else feel legit sorry for Russev? I know he has the hot wife, but he went from a WM match with Cena to getting a jobbers entrance with jinder and losing to Enzo and Cass
>>2160698
fucking this.
BASED
BATTLECOW
what the fuck happened to gran metalik??
>two blacks promoting Popeye's on MLK day
>>2160720
If he was on SmA+ckdown, he'd be used properly.
>>2160715
Because they aren't actually doing flippy shit. Whats the point of vanilla midgets when they aren't allowed to do flips and shit?
>>2160726
He had to go back
>>2160720
He must not have shaked someones hand
>>2160720
he has a lucrative tv career with a face like that
he is a lucky man (also because of the hot wife thing)
>>2160700
Autist SEETHING that he backed the wrong show detected
>>2160720
Thats how Karma is, he got a hot wife in exchange for jobbing in the lower midcard.
>>2160718
It's really not that bad. Nia just kind of lumbers around until 500 refs come in to ask her to stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70wSlYA1Mmw&t=0s
>AJ Styles credits Roman As Being His Favorite WWE Opponent; Chris Jericho Snubbed!
>AJ Styles recently spoke with AL.com‘s Ben Flanagan in advance of this weekend’s WWE live event in Birmingham, Alabama; you can read a few highlights below:
>Styles reveals who he most enjoyed working with last year:
>I have a lot of great matches in 2016. There are some I was real proud of. With Roman Reigns — and don’t get me wrong, WrestleMania was alright — but I truly felt like my matches with Roman Reigns were the ones that set the tone of how AJ Styles was going to be presented in 2016, like this guy who gets after it and has great matches with the best on the roster.
BASED SMACKDOWN TOP STAR GIVING CREDIT TO THE REALEST BIG DOG IN THE WWE!!!
>>2160720
Vince will never forgive him for ruining that cuck angle with Ziggler.
And you know how much Vince loves cuck angles
>>2160738
>AJ talking about how he carried Roman
>LOL BASED BIG DOG, SEETHIGN
REST IN PEACE MGMRGHRGH
>>2160720
That happens to plenty of people. It's the Cena curse. New people show up with a beast gimmick, get a nice undefeated streak, then they have to go against Super Cena and he kills all their momentum and they become a jobber or a joke tag team.
OH SHIT ITS MURLOCTAKER
>>2160720
in a few months he'll be back as a dominant US champ. that's prob what the rest of his career will be: dominant us champ, loses, jobs, repeat
REST
IN
PEACE
MRRGRRGRRRGHhhhgh
REST IN PEACE NYARGLEBARGLE
>REST
>IN
>PEACE
>MMDSADMNSGFND
>>2160742
This, Vince will hold that grudge to his last breath. He's a cuck connoisseur
REST
IN
PEACE
GRGRGMRRMGRMMM
MGRGRMGRGR
My sides when he added that grumble
>undercarder
>never drew a dime
>can't even draw a bath
>GGRRRRRRRMMMMMM
this guy's hair is so stupid
who even is he?
REST
IN
PEACE
GRRRRRRRMMG
>Taker probably embarrassed as fuck that they keep showing that
I THINK IT IMPORTANT
REST IN PIECE MMMHMGMGMM
Rest
In
Peace
Mghnohnmmn
>they kept in the fucking grumble
>United Kingdom wrestling
lol that'll put butts in seats
THEY DIDNT CUT IT OUT. BASED
REST IN PEACE
GMGHMGGGRRGM
Corey Graves looks like Carl the Cuck
>grhgrgmrghrgmrhgrmghrgmrg
mah boy Wolfie better gets a contract
>>2160754
A cuckoisseur?
>>2160770
RAM 10/10
ROFL WWE LITERALLY WRESTLING IN BINGO HALLS!?!?!?!?
TNA WINS!!!!!!!
laziest pin i've ever fucking seen
Oh shit I forgot to watch this shit. Is it worth it?
>australian mnaletweight championship
no wonder nobody watched this hit
MRAGABLAHGHKAAH
>>2160677
>implying TripleXXX sequel won't be a huge hit
>implying Vin Diesel is still a huge box office hit
>UK title
Literally the dumbest shit ever
>>2160782
Yeah
>>2160778
Perfect, I'm using this from now on
>>2160759
False.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPN10jeh067/
>>2160782
Maybe
BOTCHA BTFO!!!
>>2160782
if you want
>>2160782
Maybe
>>2160782
Do you like wrestling? Yes
Do you come here just to shit about indies and praising Roman because you are a retard? No, its not for you
That reminded me of night of the Kanyon Kutters when pre show Kanyon gave a Kanyon Kutter to a ring crew guy
Will Kurt Angle return or nah?
That pose was hella gay, yo
>>2160795
no water in the tub, faggot
>nia attacks sasha during some training thing before the show
great idea, why waste it on diva shit
>>2160801
The system thought I was spamming so had to cut some out....
So
HERES YOUR YOU..... MRBLGRNG
If the main event is JeriGOAT vs Puny Pupper in any capacity WWE have lost me completely
>>2160808
Nah he's booked til March
>>2160738
There was no reason for Jericho to go over Styles at Mania
The tall one is holding back that smaller one with the asian wife
>>2160831
3 on 3 (Jericho/Owens/Braun vs Ramen/Seth/Sami)
Calling it right now
>>2160867
>>2160697