MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #1

Sounds shit 2bh f a m

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>SmA+ckdown wins again

What should I watch instead of RAW?

Roman = GOAT

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EMMALINA DEBUT GET HYPE

>could have gone to Raw
>stayed home to shitpost on /asp/ instead
I think i made the right decision t b h

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GOAT

>>2160070
Meltzer says she's debuting tonight barefoot

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>inb4 tribute to murderer

>>2160068
Cavs vs Warriors

>>2160083
>ape hoop

1 pole for 29 holes

I DIDN'T KILL MY WIFE

will triple cuck be here

>>2160078
you got it

SNUKA CONFIRMED

RAM ALREADY 4/10 AND NOT THE USUAL -1/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70wSlYA1Mmw&t=0s

>>2160068
Boku no Jojo

Who's doing the splash tonight bros?

>>2160061
MLK is going over tonight!

>its a chimpout episode

#AllLivesMatter

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here we go bois

RIP superfly

>>2160078
Yep. Not even two minutes in and they have a tribute to MLK

how gay is this montage, though?

Lets count how many niggers lose tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI
F

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Hail dr king

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WILL KURT ANGLE SHOW UP TONIGHT?

>>2160092
holy shit thicc

RIP Snuka!

Your wife, on the other hand...

>shitskin tribute
DROPPED

Why does Vince have such a hardon for this shit

What a cuck

>>2160087
>t.Only watches real sports, like wrasslin

>this nig

And I'm gone

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>>2160061

>Tyler Perry
what the fuck

>>2160087
Beggars can't be choosers

is today nigger day on usa or something what the fuck

>Vince pretends he cares about black people >New Day comes out shucking and jiving

>Tyler Perry

What?

so we're just showing random black people now

Ya can't put Nelson Mandela next to fuckin Tyler Perry!

>>2160112
faggot

>>2160102
>really gay/10

So which black wrestler will be jobbing tonight?
Vince tends to like jobbing blacks out on MLK day.

None of these nigs are significant

>wasting all of this TV time on this nobody King who never drew a dime

>>2160123
sup nigger

>listing a bunch of niggers
Cool

Starting with a murderer and an anti-Semite Nigger. Great start to Ram.

Smackdown wins already. gg Ram.

>President Barack Obama
Kek

>>2160111
Please leave

>Halle Berry
>not even black
What did they mean by this?

Chances of every single nigger winning tonight?

How will Vinny Mac shame and humiliate black people on this martin luther king day?

>it's a montage of random black people Vince could remember

WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT KEK

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>americans

this is extremely patronising rofl

>MLK tribute
>Crowd full of white people

BLACKED to start the show

>racemixing

wtf I hate WWE now

>>2160125
Titus to the New Day again, that way it's not as racist

why are they showing this?
black history month is february

>>2160132
>anti-Semite
>hating jews is bad now

>>2160140
>tfw he ironically left out Titus

WE WUZ KANGZ

>It's an edgy-pol kid complains about a day they would get off and/or double pay if they weren't all useless millenial NEETs

>>2160122
You mean Morgan freeman

>Not even 1 black guy in the crowd

top kek

>>2160128
kys

Anyone notice the W in RAW looks like an upside down M?

>>2160125
Titus.
Screencap this.

>>2160137
ONE DROP RULE

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>MLK wanted equality
>only black people are shown
Wew

>>2160150
No I was just pointing it out

>>2160127
They have three hours to fill to be fair.

>>2160149
today is MLK day

BASED
BIG
DOG

What happened last week? Anything I should know about?

wow black people can be famous too thanks wwe

BASEDBIGDOG

wtf mlk has his own day? when did this start?
and why isn't it yesterday (his birthday)?

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Why doesnt Malcolm X have a holiday?

BASED BIG DOG

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Black people.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What has Obongo done for black people?

>>2160138
high.

Is Roman black?

>coon montage
>then open with the large lupine

Smackdown wins again, lads

MLK tribute match Titus vs Mark Henry

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LITTLE ROCK WW@

BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS

holy fuck that pop for Roman

Kek those fucking boooooooooooooooooooooooos

Smackdown already winning

>>2160177
close enough for Vince

I HATE WHITES FUCK

does anyone have an acestream link? i cant fucking stand woootube

>autistic shrieking from autistic kids and fat girls
>hearty boos from all the normal people

the fucking dilapidated SHANTY TOWN of Roman "Lil Pup" Reigns

SOMEONE CAP THAT GINGER KID WITH THE ROMAN FAN SIGN

MY SIDES

He didn't get the usual amount of boos, did he?

What the fuck? WWE is promoting racemixing now? just fuck shit up senpai

Are they saying BOO or BOOMAN

BASED MASSIVE CANINE OPENING INSTEAD OF SOME NEGRO

Raw 10/10 this week

LMAO someone screencapped that kid being the biggest fan?

love it that we have to congratulate niggers for being niggers

YOU ALL JUST GOT WORKED BY THE BIG DOG

>>2160173
serena williams is hot

RAM loses already

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>Roman getting a 50/50 reaction, if anything, mostly cheers
>loud as fuck

Here ya go smarcclets

>You're part of MLK's legacy, Sasha

>>2160173
mirin those lats

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>THAT BOOING

HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG

WTF I HAD TO TURN DOWN MY FUCKING TV IT WAS SO LOUD

>>2160167
the Undertaker showed up and stopped Steph from firing Farley

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HERE COMES ROMAN BROS LETS BOO AND FLIP HIM OFF!!!!!

>>2160136
no you!
you sensitive mark

Does Snooker snuffing it mean Ramen is winning the title

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BASED BIGDOG

10/10 RAW CONFIRMED

>The Rock cucks blacks by claiming that he's samoan not black
>Reigns comes out

>>2160136
you don't get to tell me what to do you sub-human ape. now kindly fuck off to reddit faggot

>>2160153
>this triggers the cuck
Hillary lost too, dawg

>Held so proudly

CROWD IS FUCKING DEAD

>>2160167
Dunno. We all fell asleep.

>>2160194
BOOASED BIG DAWG

>>2160194
I was saying booman

>>2160173
Is this the one that is getting BLEACHED by the reddit CEO?

>>2160192
In Little Rock, he got that treble pop

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>>2160171
black supremacy

>>2160203
>considers 50/50 a win

Hi Vince

BASED
BIG
DOG

WAKING THE CROWD UP
Fucking GOAT

>still needing to lean on the shield

>>2160177
Yeah, Samoans are pretty much black

>>2160171
he's not a tv-safe black man

AT THE ROAL RUMVLE

>Remember the Shield?

Pathetic

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What did Triphammer mean by this?

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>Giving Roman a live mic

He cant talk... JESUS literally negative charisma

>Roman promo
please no

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>RAW starts with negro package about MLK

>mfw SDL starts with a video package congratulating BASED TRUMP

How come we never see edgy signs? Do they look at signs beforehand?

>>2160225
I did say "if anything, mostly cheers".
Also,
>implying volume overall isn't just as important as the particular splits of boos and cheers

>Roman shooting on his booking

ROMAN IS A GOD ON THE MIC NOW

SMARKS BTFO

> 3rd Main Event
FUCKING BASED

roman is a great promo

BASED ADVOCATE

BBD main eventing 3 manias in a row

why does dunn fucking insist on boosting the negative crowd reaction when Roman is on the mic? Is obnoxious as hell.

Reminder Mick Foley is finally getting fired today

BIG POP PAUL

Member when I was in the Shield and you guys liked me ;_;

Big Money Heyman getting a louder pop than I expected.

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ROMAN SPILLING SPAGHETTI ALREADY

suffering succotash!

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HE'S SO BAD ON THE MIC
MAKE IT STOP

It's Hey Man

>>2160203
Somebody needs to go get their ears checked.

crowds already dead

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>Roman getting a good reaction
>Roman cutting a good promo

blown the fuck out

>>2160254
nah paul is based

ROMAN IS GOAT ON THE MIC NOW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SMARKS BTFO
HE'S POPPING THE CROWD HARD JUST FROM TALKING

3RD MAIN EVENT MA FAMILIA

>sword of damacles reference
>in Arkansas
kek

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>>2160240
Stay mad

YOGURT

Heyman here to desperately try to put Ramen over.

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>putting Heyman on the mic with Roman

It's like they want him to look like shit

Based Goldberg chants, best crowd ever!

Oh shit. This crowd is into this.

>>2160258
stupid animeposter

>>2160257
Wrong nigger
Heyman can wake up any crowd

>>2160258
2k17 doesn't count, nerd.

Th-This crowd reaction is the sort of thing they want, right?

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>>2160252

>Chanting for Goldberg,

Good fuck I hate southern Cleetus crowds

Thank god the crowd is finally playing along. We've gone full post-ironic with the chants

>>2160256
Yes, anti-smark cucclets
BBDWTS

>>2160266
I know, poor Paul
He's cringe af anyway

>Le shoot from the hip man

>>2160259
nah he should just retire

The word based has truly been destroyed

>>2160246
this.

so fucking based

Roman is actually the best promo in the company now

So Lesnar's gonna order Jimmy John's and take a nap between each elimination?

That's funny Paul

Brock must be somewhere Eating

OR.....

SLEEPING!!!!!!!

i fucking hate kevin owens i wish jericho was my best friend

I wanna see Roman vs Brock, but not for the title.

Oreowens out to ruin it. Fuck off fatty

>Brock must be somewhere eating or sleeping, because he's not here with you
Holy shit Roman with the terrible "banter"

>h-h-h-he's in the rumble! please watch!

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>Owens' reaction tame as fuck compared to THE BIG DOG

>>2160269
Fuck you tryna say buddy

>>2160271
fite me

Why does everybody pretend Roman has a chance against Lesnar?

Brock kicked his ass for like fifteen minutes before Seth made the match interesting

I wanna see Jericho get slimed.

>>2160282
If Jimmy Johns pays enough I have no doubt they would do this

>>2160281
'no'

>Roman talks about eating
>Owens comes out

pottery

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Have any of you noticed that Blowens NEVER wears the belt around his waist?

I wonder why.

BASED CHRIS REPRESENTING THE GAY COMMUNITYY

>>2160294
Kek

anybody else watching on taima? i can't get it full screen

Roman is beyond shit on the mic.

oh look it's another Roman/Rollins/Jericho/Owens match again

>Roman is over as fuck now
>Roman is GOAT on the mic now
>Roman gets a bigger pop than the Universal and US champs combined

Smarks on suicide watch

>Expecting us to hate Jericho when he footed the entire bill for his friends funeral
>expecting us to hate him when he's up against Roman

The gold looks so good around Jerichos waist

>redditcho

If Hitler had succeeded we wouldn't have Heyman, Goldberg or this terrible storyline

>>2160304
>delusions

>>2160295
Nobody does except for BMAJ and Jericho only does it because he's gotta carry all of the objects that he's gotten over

First Monday since August without football and this is what they're doing to pull us back in?

No thanks.

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>>2160295
i wouldn't wear that disgusting belt either

>ALL THE STUPID IDOTS WATCHING THIS AT HOME

alright they insulted the audience I guess that's our clue to change the channel

KO needs a fucking shave, christ

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>jericho doing the IT thing again

Does KO only have a beard to cover up his double chin?

where did heyman go

THE BIG DOG IS GREAT ON THE MIC

SMARKS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>2160310
Ryback used to wear it on his waist too

>>2160305
Elaborate on the funeral thing please.

>some combination of Jericho, Roman, Rollins and Owens again
please make it fucking end

>>2160313
No you're supposed to stick around to watch the heels get IT

>zero pop for Jasethy

BTFO

>Seth is worse on the mic than Roman

holy shit KEK

>>2160317
He ran out crying after BBD btfo him

>The only two people that wear the championship around their waist are JeriGod and BMAJ
Y2AJ reunion when?

WHO HERE /PEACEPEOPLE/ ???

Seth's logo sucks but at least someone with sense designed that shirt he's wearing

how long has this shit going? we are reaching Botcha vs Charles levels

>>2160312
>big gold will never return

Feels bad man.

fuck off Microdick

>>2160317
he's next to the ring for some reason

>>2160314
he's looking extra dumpy tonight

I wonder what the main event will be tonight.

>it's a Roman/Owens/Jericho/Rollins/Braun standoff opening the show episode

What the fuck is wrong with this company?

>Braun on my tv

10/10 Raw already

>jasethy getting 0 reaction
>jasethy opens his mouth

JUST

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>>2160302
This.
My brother asked me "why does every raw start like this?" and I just shook my head

I need that fucking shirt

BASED BIG POP ROLLINS

>>2160332
cry more

THE BIGGER DOG

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUN

>it's a shit 4 on 4 tag team main event episode

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>Jasethy is STILL in the main event
Why?

>These 4 jackoffs always open every RAW
Didn't RAM draft a bigger roster for their 3 hours.

>another bloated RAM segment

EVERY GODDAMN WEEK THESE 4 OPEN AND CLOSE THE SHOW IN OVERBOOKED SEGMENTS THAT AREN'T FUNNY OR ENDEARING. FUCK, WHY CAN'T ANYBODY ELSE OPEN THE SHOW

>>2160320
he paid for Rex King's funeral

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>BASED BRAUN TO SAVE THIS SEGMENT

HOLY SHIT LESNARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

The only draw in the ring right now is Jericho

THE TRUE BIG DOG SAVING RAW

BASED BEAST BROCK WORKING THE OBESE SMARKS

lesnar NEEDS to bring the beard back

>seething

BASED
BRAUN

SEETHING

SEETHING

>Braun and Brock in the same ring

BASED

>SEETHING

>HE'S GOTTA BE SEETHING

braun strowman looks like an overgrown baby and he will never get over

SEETHING

oh shit this is getting interesting...

>SEETHING

Holy fuck, that pop for Brock Lesnar.

>SEETHING

SEETHING

LESNAR ACTUALLY >SEETHING

BORK BORK

>He's got to be SEETHING

Based Cole working /asp/

>Roman is better on the mic than Seth, Kevin, and Jericho

Based

Dead silence for Lesner Kek

SEETHING

SEETHING

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>>2160329
Thought the same thing fampai
>Lesnar has got to be SEETHING

Here's hoping Brock F5's Michael Cole again.

SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

>SEETHING

MAGGLE you are no Mauro

>not a single good stream

Am I going to have to wait until this comes on my local time?

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the bork!!!

SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

MANLET BTFO

KILL THIS FUCKING MUZZIE

YES

I knew fucking Cole was an /asp/ie

Lesnar doesn't even get pyro anymore

JUST

>le seething meme

BORK

also...

>SEETHING

>>2160347
I fucking hate Raws that open with these four "main eventers" rushing out in sequence

S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

>no pyro
Best part of Lesnar's entrance

>Brock vs Zayn

That'd be a good match, I wish Brock would actually compete fulltime

TOP KEK SAMI

>all these no dime-drawers in the ring with sami zayn
lol

Based Brock killing Muslims

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GINGER ISIS MANLET BTFO

Fuck Braun is massive

Holy shit that suplex! This is their answer to that absolute shit show last Monday.

SEEEEEEEEEEETHING

>No pop for Zayn/Bork staredown

>everyone has to be chickenshit including Braun

KEK PUSSY STROWMAN!!!!!!

BIG DOG BTFO!

Big dog DEAD

Best oppening segment in months

SMALL PUPPER BTFO

NEW THREAD
>>2160393
>>2160393
>>2160393

LOL Braun looks like a total bitch now great job

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sami lol

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>LITTLE DOG BTFO
>LITTLE DOG BTFO
>LITTLE DOG BTFO

what a stupid booking for strowman

>>2160171
Because he didn't like liberals.

Huge pop for Roman punching Brock holy shit

Brock and Roman gonna main event again!

>Roman sucker punches Lesnar
>proceeds to get BTFO by Lesnar
The Small Puppy

>KO
>Braun
>Zayn
>Seff
>Jericho

Which one of these boys would have the best match with Brock?

>>2160402
>yes chant

what?

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>>2160371
Even been said ironically for laughs that could not be further from the truth

Does this mean Sami is winning it all?

Bork, Braun, and Paul had to save that entire segment from Botchman Reigns and his s-s-sufferin sucotash spaghetti drops.

>>2160420
Jericho or Zayn and I don't even like Zayn

>>2160420
Jericho>Sami>Roman>Braun>Seth

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Bork should've kept this look

>>2160420

Seth > KO > Braun > Jericho > Zayn

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>post yfw brawn eliminatis Take Brock and Goldberg all at the same time in the rumble.

>>2160416

I think it was more because Brock didn't move. Roman actually hit him.

mfw goldberg will eliminate braun seth jericho in under 30 seconds each

What happened to the new faces of Raw?