>The ‘Pakistan Hulk’ Weighs Nearly 1,000 Pounds And Wants To Join The WWE
>Khan Baba is Pakistan’s very own Hulk. A resident of Mardan, he weighs a shocking 436kgs, consumes 5 litres milk and about 3 dozen eggs
>>2158884
Seriously:
Does he even lift?
WWE already has a tub of lard as its champ already
>>2158884
>consumes 5 litres milk and about 3 dozen eggs
That would be more impressive if they put a time frame in there for reference. Does he eat that much in one meal? A day? What?
he has probably killed so many goats and white girls when he rapes and crushes them
>>2159499
Throughout the course of my life I've drank much more than 5 litres of milk and ate much more than 3 dozen eggs. Come at me, Khan "Congestive Heart Failure" Baba
>>2158884
Can he actually do anything besides eat?
They show him "gorilla pressing" a skinny man over his head, but come on, that guy must have weighed like 60kg or something. That's not even 1/6th of his own bodyweight.
Plus he seems to move around with Great Khali -like grace. I wanna know, is the guy really any sort of strongman or is he just a fat dude in robes?
>>2159544
He's neither, he's a normal sized dude in a fat suit and a shit load of padding you fucking idiots.
So what happened to that Iranian hulk.
>>2159544
Dude, he's an entire Great Khali heavier than Yokozuna, the fact that he moves at all is fucking flabbergasting. He'd make Big Daddy V look like a cruiserweight.
>>2159544
Well with the obsession of manlets peaking these days I will take him even if he entertains for just 6 months and dies.
>>2158884
Who's the skinny /asp/ie?
>>2158884
There's no proof he weighs that much, even by looking at him he doesn't look anywhere near that weight.
The shitter would need robotic legs to carry that orbital belly.
>>2158884
That guy is for sure wearing a fat suit. No human can weigh 1000lbs and move, and he doesn't even have any of the leg swelling you'd see on someone even 500lbs.
>>2158884
Wasn't he a mountain of muscles? Or I am thinking of another pakistani Hulk?
>>2159560
I thought that was him.
>>2162198
You are thinking about the Iranian hulk.
>>2158884
Sorry sir, but the position of fatass champion has already been filled.
Hmmmm, could be just what we need to get Roman over...