Book his retirement run.

>He never returns
>he dies in 2020 of drug abuse
>WWE makes a video

>>2157641
He comes back
Tries to get Roman over
Roman blasts him in the face
Smarks now cheer Roman and boo Rock
Loses clean to heel Roman

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>puts over the guy in WWE he's closest to

>>2157666
>guy who was so not over he got The Rock booed just from association
>getting cheered over The Rock

>>2157695
If he was over he'd get cheered.

I fucking loved Moana

He should come back and do a Maui run https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

>>2157695
correct
>>2157705
>being a mark
You probably are one of those contrarians that think Cena is a secret heel

>goes on RAM the episode before Royal Rumble
>he announces he's not going into the rumble, but is retiring from everything to go become a NEET
>runs a lap around the ring

Thats a good retirement run.

>>2157705
Nope, hes getting a reaction either way.

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The Miz vs The Rock, career vs career. Miz, miraculously, goes over. For the next ten years he never does a single promo without mentioning he is the man who retired The Rock. He also begins doing the Rock Bottom in high profile matches as an ultra-finisher. He gets a couple of more WWE title runs and serves as a heel champion for the younger generation of smaller guys to look competitive against.

>>2157778
>reminder that Miz did at better job in his promos trashing the Rock than Cena did for the Wrestlemania where creative merely used Miz as a prop to hype Rock vs John the next year.

>>2157641
Hopefully he's already retired

>>2157720
Nope. Work on your grammar before learning that strawmen don't make for good arguments.

>>2157747
>Rocky Maivia is over
>he's getting a reaction either way

>>2157669
One of the men in this picture is a cuck
Which one?
The answer will surprise you

>>2157912
both

>>2157919
>One of the men
>One

>>2157666
>Smarks now cheer Roman and boo Rock

Ahah you are so retarded fedoramen

>>2157706
I could get behind that

>>2157641
He already had it

>>2157706
>rocky is a low key song and dance man

god fucking damn it, he should just leave us forever

we're not worthy

I dunno, a year long run where he shows up on TV semi-regularly and wrestles a few PPVs (big 4 + MitB, + a fall PPV between SummerSlam and Survivor Series and whatever the pre-Mania PPV is) that ends with him putting over a heel Roman, I guess.

I dunno who can really get over from a Rock rub. He's so over, it'd have to be a heel and the only one that really makes sense is Roman given their history.

You could have him try to get his win back from Brock and get murdered again, I guess.

>>2157641
>runs wild on the whole roster
>wins the rumble
>wins the title in a goldberg-teir squash at WM
>brags triumphantly at Raw after wm
>then the music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8u5cRaUyY

>>2157641
Is he the most well known wrestler of all time?

Who would be top 5 most well known popular wrestlers /v/? Guys so popular that every casual knows them and even non wrestling fans know them.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME for the third time

>>2160027
>SEETHING
even BBD fans leave the smarks seething. How does BBD do it lads?

>>2157778
why would the rock get retired by a worthless jobber?
Better just put him up against heath slater

>>2162576
Cena
Hogan
Rock
Austin
Rey Misterio

>>2162576
Austin
Hogan
Rock
Flair
Cena

>>2162576
The Rock
Hulk Hogan
Undercarder
John Cena
Andre/Rey Mysterio/Austin

>>2162637
scratch that
I'd put Undercarder ahead of Cena as far as general notability

>>2162640
Cena got big recently from the meme

Rock wins the rumble next year and gets squash by the big dog at mania 34. Everyone boos at the end.

>>2162642
but Lebron wore an Undercarder shirt during a media thing, which shoots him through the roof beyond even memes

I believe Undercarder was #1 on twatter just because of Lebron

imagine the google hits