>grown man pays 200$/mo to wrestle with men in pajamas
>spends all free time on the mats instead of developing his career
>gets staph
>tries to pull guard at a bar fight
>gets stabbed
>gets ridiculed by non-autists for dressing up like goku
>gets cucked by brazillians
>gets cucked by strikers
>gets cucked by wrestlers
BJJ is snake oil, and you're all idiots for buying into this shit.
>>2156780
>$200 a month
I don't do BJJ but the place down the road from me charges $20 a month.
I go to BJJ and I am prepaired for bar fight. In class they teach us if someone hugs you from behind or grabs you by head
>>2156799
Every man has a plan until they get punched in the face. Ya gay lil """""martial arts"""""" will not help ya
>>2156814
They also teach if someone throws a punch. I am prepared
>>2156821
But do they actually hit ya with full force straight in ya fucking face when ya least expect it?
No? Exactky just face it ya whole life is a meme.
Helio Gracie was was a sickly man dying of cancer and he tested out Jiu Jitsu in the poorest favela slums in Rio De Janeiro. I use his teaching and I will beat anyone in the bar.
>>2156852
>>2156814
SO LISTEN UP GOOD NOW THE GENERAL MASSES
>>2156799
What are you doing in a bar? Bars are full of alcohol and degenerate behavior. Better to stay in the dojo and exercise personal responsibility. Maybe go talk at a school or something.
meme
>>2156828
Kek