THE official thread to post and jerk off to Nattie
>tfw you're locked up and can't tribute best girl
feels not so great. maybe I can vibe one out, shit is going to suck though
>you will never pump your load between Nattie's funbags
>>2156681
s-stop
>>2156670
what
>>2156693
you have a problem?
Natty is such a babe what a milf
>short and thick
she's literally a chode
>>2156782
no I literally dont understand what 'locked up' or 'vibe one out' means
>>2156837
He's probably in chastity at the moment. It happens.
My girl puts me in chastity sometimes
>>2156837
I'm in chastity so I can't jerk off. It's possible to use a vibrator against my cage for a little relief
>>2156923
>attracted to women
>still get called a faggot
well I guess that's what I get for posting in /asp/
>>2156849
so like theres literally a cage on your dick? how do you go to the bathroom then.
>>2157035
I'm not jerkin' in but here's my contribution
>>2156948
>taking words for the literal meaning
You may have autism
u kiddies dont even know how to make fap threads.
>>2157571
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>tfw she will never have the fart gimmick again
>>2157672
How do you make a fap thread on a SFW board?
>Tyson's low-test sperm can't impregnate this thicc goddess
>>2157588
damn i didnt realise how thick she was
>>2156660
She doesn't really do it for me.
I mean, of COURSE I WOULD, and I would love it, but as far as WWE/wrestling chicks go, she'd be like my 10th choice or some shit.
Rough order:
Eva Marie
Bliss
Nikki Bella
Emma
Lana
Paige
Maria Kanellis
Maryse
Charlotte
Cat Lady Nat
The rest
*fart*