JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA IS DEAD!!!

Who cares about some old murderer

F

>>2155763
http://www.pwinsider.com/article/107121/wwe-hall-of-famer-jimmy-snuka-passes-away.html?p=1

>>2155765
Based Snuka. Working the marks even in death.

>>2155763
I guess Tamina will stay on for a little while longer with the sympathy card.

>>2155782
Monsterpush when?

>>2155770
F for the girl he killed.

>Superdie Snuketty

Definitely not /ourguy/.

SNUKETTY BTFO BY LIFE

When you coconutted but she still suckin'

>>2155792
>found innocent in a court of law

ok

>>2155763
He may have dodged jail but he certainly didn't dodge death. I'm glad he didn't completely get away with it.

Well I guess Tamina can come back now

>>2155810
>WWE wrestling legend Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka has been ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial accused of murdering his girlfriend more than 30 years ago . The 73-year-old is charged with third-degree murder and involuntary manslaughter over the death of Nancy Argentino in 1983

Nice try.

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Big Family Man Rocky's message

>>2155814
There is literally no proof he killed anyone. Guilty until proven innocent, GG Murricans

Scott Hall killed someone, didn't he?

Mae Young took death to a 2/3 falls match.

Snuketty squashed in 18 seconds.

>>2155834
It was self defense a real murderer would be Rey Mysterio he killed a beloved legend in the ring.

>>2155763
"i know your dying dad but hold on I need to get a pic"

>>2155832
>You'll never be related to Dwayne Johnson

Why live?

>>2155763
F

He was a crazy ass man but RIP.

>>2155834
Yup. Destroyed himself with the guilt of it all, even though it was self defense.

>>2155832
Notice how Rock worded this so it can sound like he's not saying Snuka was a great person.

>>2155855
>Notice how Rock worded this
In some ooga booga language?

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BTFO!

>>2155832
Wait, how is Rock related to Snuka and Tamina?

>>2155866
Skin color?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROT IN HELL FAGGOT

>>2155866
He isn't. Rock isn't even related to the Anoa'i family by blood at all. His mom was adopted by Peter Maivia and Maivia is only considered part of their family because of some dumb blood brother shit

>>2155866
Bloodpact or something, its the same reason why Meng and his kids are related to the Rock and Roman

>>2155866
think its a 'blood brother' type thing, the islands are wild mate

>>2155777
>SEETHING

>>2155881
Does that make me related to Hitler, since I'm white and from Germany?

>On May 10, 1983, a few hours after defeating José Estrada at a WWF TV taping at the Lehigh County Agricultural Hall in Allentown, Pennsylvania, Snuka placed a call for an ambulance. When emergency personnel arrived at his room at the George Washington Motor Lodge, they found that his girlfriend, Nancy Argentino, had been injured. She was transported to Allentown's Sacred Heart Medical Center, where she died shortly after of "undetermined craniocerebral injuries." The coroner's report stated that Argentino, 23, died of traumatic brain injuries consistent with a moving head striking a stationary object. Autopsy findings show Argentino suffered more than two dozen cuts and bruises — a possible sign of "mate abuse" — on her head, ear, chin, arms, hands, back, buttocks, legs and feet. Forensic pathologist Isidore Mihalakis, who performed the autopsy, wrote at the time that the case should be investigated as a homicide until proven otherwise. Deputy Lehigh County coroner Wayne Snyder later said, "Upon viewing the body and speaking to the pathologist, I immediately suspected foul play and so notified the district attorney."[80]

TOTALLY INNOCENT GUYS!

>>2155839
Its all good. The person he killed up there with uncle eddie now.

>>2155901
Yes

>>2155906
Eddie isn't up there.

He's down there.

In Hell.

>>2155906
Go to bed, Randy

>>2155919
meant for>>2155914

>>2155810
No he wasn't. He couldn't stand trial, Tamina.

>>2155905
If you read all about the case, and especially Snuka's recollection of it, it's interesting as fuck.

He claims that he witnessed Vince McMahon himself turn up a briefcase. Vince went into talk to the D.A. or something, and came out a short time later with no briefcase. The case languished for decades afterwards.

>>2155833
This. Land of the free my fucking ass

>>2155905
This isn't proof

>>2155924
>Getting buried before they even have your funeral
KEK

>>2155933
>Be the only suspect in a murder case where the victim died of clearly unnatural causes
You'd have to be a retard to not put the pieces together.

>Undertaker buried you almost 26 years before you actually died

What did Snuketty mean by this?

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>>2155892
This is bizarre as fuck. Why does WWE endorse Reigns as the "cousin" of Rock?

>>2155951
Because Rock is a based draw and they want Roman to get that rub.

Pretty obvious, no?

>>2155951
to get him over? how retarded can you be if you haven't realized that

>>2155939
Thats not concrete proof

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>>2155892
>>2155951

>His mom was adopted by Peter Maivia

This isn't even slightly true. This is a picture of Peter Maivia

>>2155962
It's overwhelming evidence that suggests he's the murderer. Again, you are a retard if you can't connect these dots. He was even arrested and charged with third-degree murder. He was never found innocent or acquitted. He was just deemed too mentally incompetent to attend his own trial.

>>2155963
>In addition, Reverend Amituana'i Anoa'i and Peter Maivia were "blood brothers", a connection that continued with Afa and Sika, who regard Peter as their uncle. Peter married Ofelia "Lia" Fuataga, who already had a daughter named Feagaimaleata (Ata), whom he adopted and raised as his own. Ata married wrestler Rocky Johnson, and the couple became the parents of Dwayne Johnson

>>2155976
Gonna need a citation for that bro

>>2155976
How is Nia Jax related to all of this though?

>>2155974
>It's overwhelming evidence that suggests he's the murderer.

It's not though. It's circumstantial evidence. That's why a case was never fully bought up against him in his lifetime.

Your opinion, and the court of public opinion is worth jack shit.

Literally who

>>2155997
She's the Rocks legit cousin, so she's not related to Roman/Usos/Yokozuna etc

>>2155997
She actually is related to him by blood, she's his real cousin

>>2155998
But was actually charged for it you flaming faggot.

>>2155998
You seem to have completely missed the part of my post where he was literally arrested and charged for the murder. Again, he was the ONLY suspect in the entire case, and the girl was very unambiguously murdered. It's open-and-shut for anyone with two brain cells to rub together.

>>2156018
>charged
So what? Charged doesn't mean guilty.

I was wrongly charged with burglary a few years back. Luckily I had witnesses to attest to the fact that I was somewhere else at the time (ended up being that it was mistaken identity. I looked just like the guy who actually did it).

Do you actually know anything about the law? I mean I'm not claiming I'm an expert, but you're a fucking dumb ass.

>>2156021
You're a jury? Neat.

>>2156029
>That's why a case was never fully bought up against him in his lifetime.
>He was charged
>hurr durr how dare you refute my dumbass point with actual evidence that shows I'm wrong
kys

>>2156029
>I was wrongly charged with burglary a few years back. Luckily I had witnesses to attest to the fact that I was somewhere else at the time (ended up being that it was mistaken identity. I looked just like the guy who actually did it).
Since you like talking about evidence so much, let me just say that this is merely anecdotal evidence, cannot be proven and therefore means fuck all and no one gives a shit.

>>2156013
>>2156014
>tfw Reigns is regarded as the cousin of Dwayne Johnson when the actual cousin, Nia Jax, is in the company

Did they ever mention her relationship with Dwayne before? Seems like a they're wasting a fact to make her over with the crowd when they're doing it with Reigns.

>>2155865
fucking kek

>>2156036
You do realize that juries are usually comprised entirely of random, stupid nobodies with about as much experience in law as anyone in this thread, right?

>>2156055
She'll be hated like Ramen if they do that

>>2156055
They mentioned it a little in NXT but they didn't dwell on it

looks like he worked himself into a shoot brother

>>2155951
wait, WWE has fake storylines?

>>2155763
Nothing like showing grief about the loss of your father than some Hashtags.

>>2156077
#bestdad #literallygotawaywithmurder

>>2156075
>fake

He's part of the Anoaʻi family

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anoa%CA%BBi_family

>>2156077

>wootists are currently being triggered that people think that hashtagging your dead father on instagram is a little tasteless

FUCKING MILLENIALS.

>>2156045
You keep saying that. Charged. But charged is not a conviction. They are two very different things. I really don't know how you're unable to comprehend such an easy to understand idea.
Again, you're just a dumb ass.

>>2156049
>Since you like talking about evidence so much, let me just say that this is merely anecdotal evidence
And so is the evidence against Snuka. The so called evidence basically hinges on one coroners own opinion. That being that the injury was probably spousal abuse. That's not clear cut iron clad evidence. It just isn't.

The first thing any Lawler would ask is something alone the lines of
>Well is there any other way she could have received this injury?
Then they wheel in a whole bunch of specialists who disagree with the coroner's original findings to discredit that finding.

You don't find someone guilty on probabilities or because of feelings. It's literally the first thing they tell you in a jury. If a jury is even 99% sure someone did it, they are ordered to acquit. You have to be 100% sure, the evidence NEEDS to be there.

One coroners opinion is circumstantial. It is not evidence. It's about as much as evidence as hear say is.

>>2156092
And I can't believe you can't grasp that when you said "That's why a case was never fully bought up against him in his lifetime." you are literally wrong, because it was. The only reason it didn't go any further was because he was deemed unable to stand trial.

Dubs decides which old fuck goes next

>>2156107
A case can be bought with basically zero evidence. Charging someone is worth fuck all.

I will concede that I'm unaware of they have any real evidence this time around. Haven't followed the more recent side of the case. But if it was the same old crap, the case probably would have been dropped anyway.

You'll notice I said "probably". That word is also not evidence. That's conjecture. I'll teach you yet bro.

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I see alot of triggered cucks

>>2156123
Vince

>>2156123
Flair

>>2156123
Ur mom

>>2156123
Hall

>>2156134
Jesus christ, all I'm saying is what you said is factually wrong. Get that through your fucking thick skull.

>>2156123

Iron Sheik

>>2156092
>And so is the evidence against Snuka
No, it's not. Do you even know what anecdotal evidence is? The clue is literally in the fucking name. Anecdotal evidence is where you ask people for their sides of the story so you can build a better picture of the investigation. The evidence against Snuka was much more tangible than that and far more relevant.

Enough facts were obtained that lead authorities to the decision to arrest and charge him. You don't do something like that based solely on anecdotal evidence. Like others have said, the only reason he did not get convicted was because he was judged to be too incompetent to attend trial. He did not get found innocent. He did not get acquitted. By your logic, the mere fact that he didn't get charged proves he is innocent. It doesn't work that way.

>>2156144
Rekt

>>2156152
>anecdotal evidence

You're right that it can be valuable, but having a case solely on anecdotal evidence is an extremely thin case. Which in short is my entire argument.

I mean from a personal stand point did he do it? Probably. But that's just an opinion. It's not an objective fact. That's why I decided to debate the whole issue. Hate this shit of "in my mind he DEFINITELY did it, and that's all the evidence I need"

Not that any of it matters now. Dudes dead.

Please leave Vince out of this. Anything he allegedly did came from Snuka's story. Don't get worked like those mark courts. Vince is innocent damn it

>>2155951
>>2155892
They are cousins but their families are not blood related technically

Samoan blood brother stuff is serious and smarks imposing Western-style lineages and relationships are retarded

>>2155976
> peter maivia was a legit cuckold

>>2156091
>The state of /wew/
It's like a place where all cucks and faggots congregate desu.

>>2155833
That's just what we say but nobody believes man.

>>2155833
Snuka himself confessed to the crime.

>>2156260
And your source for this claim is?

>>2156260
>Citation needed

Why she posted this photo on social media. What a dumb bitch.

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>>2155976
>given a twelve+ letter name
>only go by the last 3-4 letters
Why

>both Sheiks and Terry Funk, are still alive

How the fuck do they do it?

He's murdering women in Hell now, brother

>>2156391
How do you murder people who are already dead?

>>2156394
With a superfly splash from the top rope

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>>2156403

>>2155802
Booooo

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>>2155844
>>2155855
>>2155866
The only replies to >>2155832 are dubs IN ORDER

>>2155763
>Got off with murder by pulling the Dementia meme
>Died before they could re-assemble a case
Based Jimmy working the Law

>>2155763
And nothing of value was lost

>>2155924
>nancy argentina
>white

i bet don tony is secretly happy

BRUDDAH

>People buying the "blood brothers" work
>implying there are multiple blooddlines on any of those tiny Pacific islands after more than 2 generations.

They're all sisterfuckers, lads. They attempt to downplay just how closeknit their DNA all is because they don't want to end up with some sort of Godwins gimmick.

>Spungen
>Benoit
>Argentina

What is it about Nancy's that makes them such killable cunts?

>>2155763
>Tamina will never dominate your small penis while wearing her tightest pair of leather pants
Why live?

>>2155763
>my dad is dying as I 'm holding his hand
>better instagram it

shallow people

>>2155998
>circumstantial evidence

I don't think that term means what you think it means.And people have repeatedly told you that he was charged, went to court, and found legally insane.

>>2156029
so that means that your trial went through. It was conducted and ended.

>>2155866
All Somoans are related to each other.

>>2156172
you fucking retard...I can't believe you. It was not anecdotal evidence in this case. People were just explaining what anecdotal evidence meant.

>>2155924
so is this guys philosophy that dead people all hang out at the same place or that the woman Snuka killed is in hell also

>>2157003
Snuka isn't Samoan, he's from Fiji

literally who

>>2157003
Joe isn't even related to any of them he's from a family of dancers

>>2157053
30+

>>2157053
one of the old guys from WM 25

>>2155835
KEK

>>2156123

foley

>>2156123
Hogan

Jesus Christ, the /wew/ thread on this topic is picture-perfect proof why that place is awful.

It's like the Sweden of the IWC.

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>>2155844
>A fat cow that cannot wrestle is related to Dwayne Johnson.

>>2156464
witnessed

RIP

>>2155763
Fuck the Samoans.

>>2155832
>randomly hitting the keyboard at the end of the tweet by accident
>doesn't even bother to delete it
fucks sake rock

>>2157109
>A fat cow that cannot wrestle that is related to Dwayne Johnson is getting paid to wrestle for the largest wrestling company in the world based just on that.

Ill take that any day then grinding my ass off and end up in a gym for 20 dollars a night.

Also anon she isnt a fat cow. She is beautiful! She isnt like OTHER girls!

>>2156123
Lawler

>>2156123
AJ Styles. He's pushing 40, so he counts as old.

>>2155763
Fuck the rock.

>>2156123
AJ Styles, John Cena, or Ric Flair.

>>2156123
please undertaker

>>2157488
UNDERCARDER BTFO!

>>2157488
>>2157488
YESS!

>>2157488
REKT

>>2157488
>yfw undercarder owen harts himself LIVE AT WRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIAAAAAAA

>>2157488
meme magic won't dissapoint

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>>2157488
NO ONE BURIES THE UNDERCARDER... GRRRHUOPAPFFFFTAAHKAH

>>2155763
F

>>2157054
Based Joe in an angle against the Anoais when?
>"For decades your family hold other samoans down!"

>>2157488
>Rest in Peace!
>Mghhrghgrgh!

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>>2156202
t. 800 pound samoan

>>2155763
Working law enforcement and the criminal justice system all the way to the grave brother

>>2155834
It's sad, he was totally justified and probably would have been killed if he hadn't defended himself but he was still so guilty it sent him off the deep end. Honestly being around 80s-90s wrestling would probably be the worst place for someone like Scott with the money, fame, drugs and paranoia about backstage politics

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>>2155935

>>2157488
Heart attack incoming.

>>2157488
Fuck you m8
You are jelaous because he is banging McCool.

>>2155763
Imagine being on your deathbed knowing you got away with murder.

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