He literally highered a bunch of manlets to make himself look better

>highered

I DUN DID IT NOW

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>>2154934
>highered

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>>2154934
I fucken love that film.

>>2154939
Who was the Jannetty? (ignoring Borometty obviously because that's too obvious)

>>2154939
Merry obviously
>Frodo and Sam go to Mordor
>Pippin travels with Gandalf to Minis Tirith
>Merry is stuck at Edoras with Aragorn's reject

>>2154949
Meant for >>2154943

>>2154949
>Pippetty sings a song and gets bullied by King Jannetty
>Merry helps Aragorn's reject kill the Witch King of Angmar
Hmm

>>2154934
>highered

end yourself cuckter

>>2154943
Frodetty
>sam cashes in mitb and goes over at mt doom
>sam goes on to get married and live happily ever after
>sam, merry and pip go on to rule shire
>frodo retires and sits in his room writing diaries and then begs gandalf to take him to the grey havens

>>2154954
>Pippin lights the beacons (the coolest scene in the whole trilogy)
>Merry defeats the patriarchy

>>2154961
Frodo sounds like Mick Foley

>>2154934
>highered
and this is the same guy who makes fun of UK and India

>>2154943
>>2154949
>>2154954
>Gandalfetty

>starts career widely considered to be carrying the other member(s) of the team with superior performances
>Gets Superkicked thru barbershop window by a Balrog
>Comeback consists of a more brightly coloured costume, but essentially the same worn out gimmick.
>Cannot be trusted to carry the title as a solo competitor
>utilised as enhancement talent by teaming with lower midcarders and putting them over
>Never in the main event fights
>Never wins any meaningful titles

It's a compelling case.

>>2155000
Gandalfetty is the Undercarder of LOTR

>Never the guy
>never drew a dime
>Never held the main belt
>changed his gimmick but never got over as much as Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas or even Gimli
>His enemy/former partner Saruman was always more over and drew dimes as a top heel
>His most important contribution to the story was jobbing to the Balrog in order to give Aragorn and Frodo more development and time in the main event
>Despite all this, Smarks and Tolkien have convinced people he is a legend

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>>2154943