>Watch WWE United Kingdom Championship Tournament: Night 1 @ 12pm PST / 3pm EST / 8pm GMT in https://cy.tu.be/r/CozyTube (remove the period after the y)
>>2151640
A little bit early no m8?
Does anyone here actually give a fuck about this? I'm British and couldn't care less, I've never heard of any of these guys.
Not a soul on this earth gives a fuck about bonglet vs bonglet
And I say that as a bonglet
>>2151990
Are you in it?
>>2151640
I've heard of a couple of the guys(seen one live) and vaguely care.
But this is a really obvious attempt to kill any momentum indie wrestling in the UK has been gaining, and that makes me very uncomfortable.
>>2151992
Is this supposed to be bants?
>>2152000
>But this is a really obvious attempt to kill any momentum indie wrestling in the UK has been gaining, and that makes me very uncomfortable.
Based Vince killing playfighting
>>2152002
Just wondering why anyone would care
>>2152010
Because they enjoy pro graps?
Pulling for mah boi Danny Burch to have a good showing.
why the UK have this nerdily hard on for pro wrestling?
watch the fucking premier league like a real man
>>2152021
>divegrass
>real man
The only reasonable answer is bowls.
>a bunch of nobodies and barely two talented people
Hell of a tournament.
>>2152044
I'm just curious: how many BritWres guys do you consider "somebodies"?
>>2152053
Andrews and Bate.
Dunne and Seven have been heard of, but are honestly pretty bad in the ring.
>>2152055
Sorry, meant not entered in the tournament.
>>2152021
Brits have a tradition of enjoying campy/cheesy entertainment, which wrestling certainly is.
All these guys look indistinguishable. Some have beards and some do not.
>>2152021
>watching divegrass to witness a dozen ultramanlets running around for 90 minutes doing nothing.
>>2152111
The 4 guys on the right could be brothers. Dude on the left looks like RVD's lesbain sister.
>>2152000
But it's been stated that they can carry on wrestling in the indies. They aren't tied to WWE. Though I don't think they can compete in any shows that are live streamed or some shit like that. Hell, one of them is the ICW champ and one is the Progress champ.
>Create a Championship
>Based Neville will go after it sooner or later
Based Neville will make a collection of these things
>>2152191
>WWE creates a Japanese title
>AH RESSLED IN NYU JAPAN LAD
>>2152181
I dont think the deal includes WCPW and World of sport
>>2152148
> facial hair is the gimmick
way to go
>>2152220
>he doesn't like Moustache Mountain
Uncouth.
>>2152218
Yeah I heard that but I think rather than say they can't work with those 2 promotions, it's worded in a way that prevents them from working with promotions that have TV deals or something to do with streaming, because I know ICW has something like the Network, but I don't understand how they get around it. Either way I don't care, WCPW is pretty cringe.
>>2152191
>>2152195
>>2152212
I would be totally ok with this.
>>2152021
But I already do senpai
>>2152212
>North Pole Champion
kek
>>2152315
>Xanta Klaus will never be North Pole Champion
;_;
>>2151640
show starts in 32 mins
>>2151640
>UK in charge of genetic variation
all these dudes look the exact fucking same
What are the odds of the scot doing good, I'm rooting for him so far, until I get to know some of them better. I'm rooting against the Dunne guy because he's being talked up by reddit, like ZSJ was at the cwc, and he sucked.
>state of all these guys
none of these people have the looks or the charisma to make it on a grand stage. From their looks to their bodys to their ringgear
>>2152662
You mean Wolfgang? Pretty good I'd say, as he is the ICW champion. But that might also result in him being buried by the WWE. He'll at least get through round 1, but then he'll likely be facing Trent Seven, who is my choice to win.
Pete Dunne is pretty good. He was in the CWC qualifying match against Gentleman Jack and it was a pretty good match. Far better than Meme Sabre Jr. who has the look and charisma of a twig.
>>2152264
ICW is on pretty good terms with WWE as a few of their people have went into WWE and people like Finn and Foley have made appearances their shows and the owner Mark Dallas even met with Gaytch win he was here last.
>>2152676
So I guess it's a bit like Evolve when guys like Gargano were with NXT and Evolve. Hopefully it's that kind of deal.
>>2152674
He was featured a lot in the preview so if he doesn't win I expect him to be featured relatively well.
I GOT MY TEA! I GOT MY CRUMPETS! I'M FIRED UP!!
>>2152654
>>2152689
Yeah but so was Trent Seven, and that Irish guy with the massive head. That's why it's a tricky shout.
>All this Triple H dicksucking
I really hope he doesn't start the show.
Based Devlin got this
>>2152702
Called it. This fucking guy getting himself over every way he can.
Nice beard though.
>>2152702
Jokes on you
>>2152702
Based Gaytch working the smarks
>>2152705
He deserves it though. Vince wouldn't have come up with this idea.
>UK Champ
>Irishman
>grapple fans
>UK """"""""wrestling""""""""""
SIR MICHAEL COLE
SIR MICHAEL COLE
SIR MICHAEL COLE
SIR MICHAEL COLE
SIR MICHAEL COLE
>>2152714
But he does only turn up, get the crowd hyped, then fuck off. It's not Authority levels of wasting time.
>British Strong Style
Who /NorthernIreland/ here?
>UK announcer doesn't know about the "ONE FALL" meme
BAKA
Ballroom's gorgeous desu. Has that classic British feel way more than WoS did.
This announcer sucks, get Simon Cassidy on.
>Maggle saying "grapple fans" and talking about PROGRESS
>>2152724
Did you not see his face after the one fall? He knew.
Progress lads!
Just tuned it, what have I misseD?
Not British but it kind of bums me out seeing this blatant attempt at squashing and monopolizing the British indie scene.
>>2152731
No I was too busy typing my rage.
>>2152733
So much
>>2152733
No action, just a Trips hype and a couple of interviews.
>>2152733
Kurt Angle returned, dropped his pants, and took a massive shit in the middle of the ring
>>2152730
anytime he doesn't have Vince screaming in his ear he's great, watch Beast in the East.
Did they put in canned jeers for Dyer?
I like this Dyer guy, shame he's obviously a jobber
What the fuck are these stinky brits even saying
>>2152740
Oh, yeah, he was good there
>this Seven guy's floppy old man gut
This """"crowd"""" may be worse than Full Sail
Is Dyer related to D'Lo Brown? Or do all brown people look the same?
>>2152747
this Dyer guy might have a
'5"11
maybe not.
Is Seven supposed to be somebody? a tubby dude with a gay hipster beard.
>>2152696
wat
Dyer was pretty good. Hope he gets something to do on the show.
wtf is on that dude's chest?
7 stars
BASED TRENT WORKING MELTZ
>Kobashi machine gun chops
>Rainmaker
>The Finn Balor school of gay jacket styling.
its kind of stupid how they have to keep calling it 'sports entertainment' when we clearly know that we're watching pro wrestling.
OTT Wrestling shout out, fuck yeah!
THE PRODUCTION IS SO FUCKING LOW BUDGET
LMFAOOO
LITERALLY OUTLAW WRESTLING TIER
>Balor clone with big head cheat
>>2152770
Kys outlel smark
>>2152773
I think they're trying to capture that British indy feel but a few of them actually look a lot better than this.
One thing I'll give the UK fans, their crowds are always lit.
>SUPLEX
my sides maggle
>>2152777
Progress does but I can't think of any others.
Trent Seven is fat as fuck.
Devlin's proportions are all fucked up. Giant head and tiny body. Looks like a twink.
>>2152791
Everyone from moustache mountain is.
so this......... is british wrestling..........
this guy legitimately looks like an overgrown midget lmao at his proportions
>You're not Balor
based bongs
>>2152776
eat my dick romark
>>2152794
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. He looks like Finn Balor but in big head mode in Goldeneye on the N64.
>>2152794
guy need to put on some weigh build himself a Neville type body. I can't believe he's a heel
Kek, that shit Finn Balor chant
WHATS WITH THAT MASSIVE POTATO HEAD !!! Awful. Get him off tv
>That bald jobber from NXT is actually pretty fucking based
SHADES OF BENOIT
>Crossface
I love that Knee to headbutt combo, that should be Birch's finisher
I went to school with HC Dyer. Gutted lads, he was robbed
WE ALREADY HAVE A BOTCH
Split him open
BASED EIRE
ENGLEL BTFO
>British """""""""""""wrestling"""""""""""""
?
is this the fed trying to get heat for the Balor clone?
This is boring as fuck
Little Finn bust that dude wide open. You see that gash??
>Refs are supposed to treat matches like a shoot
>Too busy looking at the mat to see him kicking out
>Ref fucks up and awards the match to the opponent
Fucking hell.
that kick was grizzly
WE GOT CONTROVERSY!!!!!!1
Devlin maybe the greatest heel ever
>Tyler Bate
Based superkick
>I was trying to go over this guy cleanly
state of this promo
state of the future
smarks ruined everything
>Going over cleanly
>Legitimate heat in front of smarky brits
Damn, I hate this Irish kid, good shit
Awe letting uk manlets got hard
Wrestling was better when the marks were in the crowd.
THE THOROUGHBRED HORSE BABY!!
Sam Gradwell seems based as fuck.
good look on this Saxon lad
Gradwell's got the voice and look to be a guy in NXT
>Hartlepool is pronounced Hartly-pool
WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE TIGHTS JEEZUS
Saxon dude looking hella gay
>>2152838
Funnily enough he's a shit eating heel in pretty much everywhere he works
Triple H is only doing all this just to get himself over
I like this Gradwell guy
Generic CAW uk version
what the fuck is saxon wearing
>THESE GAY LOOKING CAWS
graddwell looks like a goon
>>2152843
Disregard that, I was thinking of Zack Gibson.
>>2152843
He's got the deep working class voice, could perhaps fill a barrett shaped hole in the company?
>Lets go Jesus
>Jesus sucks
Jesus sucks chant based
>jesus sucks chant
>tips fedora
>Jesus sucks
inb4 triggered Americans on twitter
*tips*
top kek this crowd
both of these lads look weird as fuck
>LETS GO JESUS
>JESUS SUCKS
Oh Muslims
If these """""""wrestlers"""""""" were around in attitude era they would be the marks setting up and taking down the ring.
gradwell loks like a deformed kyle oreilly
>this niggas fucking leapord underwear trunks
lmfao what the fuck fuaggot
>>2152841
lol
Americans triggered as fuck by MUH JESUS chants
kek
>Jesus sucks chants
>the caliphate of Englandstan
kek Jesus is a neckbeard with a cat fetish
>>2152864
but Gradwell is one of those legit tough guys you retarded "back in my day" grandpas lust after
2 matches in and theyre already shitchanting the whole match
never come back to this shit country
Wrestling crowds are cancer.
I really hate European crowds
BASED JESUS WORKING THE SMARKS FATASSES
>>2152874
>shitchanting
Hey look, retarded Americans still don't understand the crowd culture in British sports
AYYY
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JESUS
These 2 cracking under the crown not buying they shit
>hey, hey Jesus, ooh, ahh
This is the most British thing ever, this is fantastic
The day wrestling died
finally
>>2152874
>>2152875
>>2152876
>stop having fun!!
Britain-
>no
>>2152880
I understand it, its still retarded.
>I pay money to sing rather than participate in the event
JESUS BURIED
WILL HE RISE AGAIN
dunne is the only guy i know
Wrestling is fucking dead and these spergy """""fans"""""" killed it.
Jesus gonna get a haircut and shave tomorrow
>>2152880
lots of people watched the champions league
no need to lie
This crowd is great, they're loud, popping for faces and booing heels, you can't ask for more than that. UK crowds just have the shitchanting soccer gimmick on top, but at least their shitchants are related to the match and sorta funny, unlike RAW hijackers or fucking Full Sail.
>dat voice
Already love this Pete Dunne
>5' 10"
dunne should win it all
Reminder the true test of a strong spot is killing a footie chant right as it starts
A Michael van Gerwen chant at the wrestling is not something I thought I'd ever hear.
>shield mark
this guys goin over
>>2152897
Go watch the Darts or something that isn't horrifically overpriced and corporate like CL football
Can we get subtitles for this shit. I dont speak europoor.
>>2152898
>soccer
it's football ya filthy ameripig
>>2152891
I'm spending my Saturday afternoon on a Vietnamese crocheting board, the fuck do you think?
>>2152912
Good point
Wrestlers who shave there legs are finna gay
How did your teams do today, lads? Cardiff stuffed Bristol.
>it's a black wrestler gets a dancing gimmick episode
>>2152920
my seahawks are going to lose because of their shit offensive line in an hour
>>2152920
who /arse/ here
>>2152925
I was today. :')
>>2152920
Based Donny Rovers won again
Where are the British female wrestlers why can't they be UK champion.
#wwesexist #wweukct
>23 years old
>11 year veteran
u wot m8
>>2152934
Plenty of schools would train you from that young here but I can't imagine they're letting people do anything too advanced. You see way more young teens in UK wrestling schools than US ones.
>>2152933
Slag title when?
>>2152934
I'm assuming they are counting when he started training as part of his career.
Pete Dunne is fucking based
This is honestly so fucking boring. What was WWE thinking?
this is a truly terrible match
>>2152933
nikki cross is winning the nxt title tho
>>2152942
The first round of the CWC was pretty mediocre too but the matches were quick.
>>2152943
dunne had to carry a green guy to a 10 min match
These ""wrestlers"" look like a bunch of nerds. I could take them easily.
>>2152952
you ptobably could. theres a reason theyre wrestlers and not mma fighters
Who /wants to see the gyppo get BTFO/ here?
Hope Wolfgang kills this potato idiot.
I just can't take british """"men"""" seriously with their fruity accents
Is this gyppo here to sell some pegs?
>>2152952
No one cares
Is this guy's gimmick literally "that bloke from Snatch"?
what the fuck is he saying
so his gimmick is just Mickey from Snatch? GOAT movie desu
I fucking hate pikeys.
what is this venue?
it's beautiful
>>2152957
Fuck gypsies
fucking gypos, shit em
>>2152964
Ya obviously do seeing as ya took the time to respond
more like united manlets
Lel is he actually a traveller?
>>2152969
The Empress Ballroom in Blackpool. It's gorgeous.
>the way Michael Cole pronounces "pub"
Americans are cute
>Hogan mentioned
>>2152976
getting Hammerstein flashbacks
feels good man
Did Wolfgang get a promo at the beginning or is he getting fed to the pikey?
Why dis nerd dressing in work clothes
>>2152981
he got a promo
hope he wins
Out of shape neckbeard vs random guy from the crowd who forgot his wrestling tights
>No Grado
>No Zack Gibson
>No Will Ospreay
>no Zach Sabr- actually, no, fuck that guy he's shit
y tho
>>2152983
he just came from his day work lad
/asp/ classic tournament when?
>>2152988
he wrestles in gear that fits his character. you faggots will complain about anything
>>2152991
Grado is cancer
Andy Wild getting a shoutout. What the actual fuck
>>2152988
Owens vs Dean then.
>>2152991
>wanting any of those nerds
kys ya
>>2152991
Grado and Gibson were on WoS so they probably wouldn't use then. Ospreay's contracted to New Japan and ZSJ is a geek.
What was the crowd chanting
I swear if maggle makes a joke about Irish whips I'll go to Blackpool tomorrow and rip his tongue out
>>2152995
Hes wearing khakis and a fucking wife beater. Looks like my dad
wolfgang is cool
>>2152991
Grado and gibbo are probably betting on WOS being picked up, Ospreays contracted to ROH and NJPW and ZSJ probably makes far more money working outside WWE
>>2152995
val venis should have wrestle naked then
>>2153000
>Cuckter back again from his mental asylum.
>swanton bomb
JEFF HARDY BTFO
All these ""wrestlers"" have zero personality
Wolfgang is pretty based. He remind me of my uncle.
>tfw a gypsy girl broke your heart once
Thank you Wolfgang.
>>2153016
Wolfgang, Dunne, Conners and Seven all have plenty of personality and good gimmicks
kys faggot
>>2153028
Literally fucking who?
>tfw UK tourney is making you feel patriotic
>>2153028
>Being this objectively wrong
Pathetic
>>2153030
same tbqh family
All the promos sound exactly the same, not even the ""wrestlers"" themselves sound excited about what they're finna saying.
>>2153003
Probably referring to
>let's go, jesus!
>jesus sucks!
Or
>heyyyyyy, heyyy jesus, ooh, ahh, I wanna knoooow if you'll be my girl
>>2153028
who the fuck are those ppl lol
>>2153038
Pretty much everyone so far has used the whole "I'm not technical, I'm a fighter" shtick.
>>2153039
worked
>>2153039
So then leave
@2153036
@2153044
@2153046
@2153047
>state of your samefagging
Is there a "monster" in this tourney? Someone being fast tracked to the finals?
Kek i fell asleep 10 mins into this garbage.
The state of uk "'""""wrestling""""""
This thread is supposed to be the thread of the event?
Pete Dunn maybe? The obvious finale is him vs Trent Seven.
>>2153050
final is trent seven vs mark andrews
>>2153052
It is. They've done a terrible job advertising it. I found out it was on this weekend completely by accident yesterday.
>>2153050
Conners, Dunne, Seven, Andrews
Why do all of these guys look awful
This guy is wrestling his clone
What a joke this shit is
This match is fucking shit senpai
Dunne and Wolfgang is going to be the final right?
These two fucking guys look exactly the same. Two brothers fighting in the yard.
he looks like woody harrelson
Will UK champ show up on RAW?
>>2153063
Seven is going over Wolfgang senpai
>>2153066
no, he's gonna be on the show that has less views than 205 live every week
Boooooooooooring
>>2153059
>Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON 7m
>[ZSJ] Didn't want to sign. These guys are all under very low contracts.
Explains why they don't have anyone all that relevant. They were being cheap as fuck with this.
I give up, I was looking forward but this is just terrible. I might watch the final but don't expect to
>>2153067
>Seven
what the mustache guy? doubt it, not nearly as good as Wolfgang
>british marks hyped birt wrestling like its on the level of puroresu.
Waste of Time
Well that was fucking awful
>>2153068
I'd be interested to see if maybe down the line WWE might try to pitch Sky airing the UK show, since it's actually at a reasonable time for us to watch. It'll be tough to do live though, with the crowds and watershed and all.
>>2153073
This tourney will probably get a hell of a lot better with some of the chaff gone but people shouldn't have expected anything close to the CWC with the talent that had.
>>2153072
They are probably decent for indie contracts but are not anything near a legit contract.
who the fuck is this homo twink
>>2153074
He's popular and that's all that matters.
>"I probably shouldnt say"
THE EDGE IS REAL
is this bong tjp
>walels
Am I the only one who enjoys Dan Maloney's look?
>>2153091
More fun to watch and doesn't dance so no.
>>2153085
I think the finals might be as good as CWC finals, but I don't think we'll get anything close to Ibushi v Kendrick or any of the other standout matches. Can't believe all the publications buried Ibushi v Kendrick to put over Ibushi v Alexander.
>>2153093
there are several faggots on the thread, not just you.
>>2153091
Well looks like he's going to win then.
>>2153091
yep
This Andrews guy is pretty good.
>>2153091
if you're referring to andrews go watch Chris Hero vs Andrews from progress, genuinely really good
YO THAT SHOOTING STAR WAS CLEAN AS FUCK
>>2153093
he's like a Emo Tommy Dreamer
CYMRU AM BYTH
Standout of the tournament easily so far.
Is he a draw?
>>2153122
>Labouretty
>A Draw
>>2153122
works the Blairites hard
>5'8
>day see that won cummin did ya?
Christ, I even live in the Black Country and I fucking hate the Yammie accent
holy shit these two are fucking black holes of charisma
a lot of these guys are very young
>>2153133
vast majority of the good UK talent are already on contracts or had no interest
>Entire crowd is a sausage fest
Where the fuck are the british cuties,I see none in the crowd,don't tell me they are busy cucking while they are here.
mirin Bate's quads.
>crowd is constantly trying to get themselves over
This is why UK will never host Wrestlemania. Screencap this
>>2153135
>british cuties
that's an oxymoron if i have ever seen one
>>2153135
You see plenty of them at main roster shows but this this is smark city.
>>2152274
Lel based Neville cucking Deanetty
>>2153135
>British cuties
They make up about 0.01% of the population, I say that as a britfag.
>>2153135
Hate to break it to you, but British women are generally ugly slags. Even if they start out cute, by their mid twenties they're on their way down (see Paige). Those who manage to have awesome genes in that cesspool, somehow wind up acting or modeling because that's how rare it is.
>>2153135
British people are ugly as fuck. I mean look at fucking Neville. That's the kind of genetics in the British gene pool.
>That chant
>This show
Tyler is good
>>2153155
THIS IS WRESTLING *clap clap clap clap clap*
top lad
>This guy is 19
I might as well just end my life then.
>Cole going apeshit
Wish he was like this on RAM
>>2153164
iktfb
Awesome match
That turned into a good little match.
>Calling a regular Tiger Driver a Tiger Driver '97
Tyler/Devlin should be good
>>2153168
Tyler Driver 97 because he's only 19.
>>2153165
He clearly knows how shit RAM is.
Regal should beat the shit out of him.
>yfw that was a shoot
is this a work or a shoot
great cheap shot on the local boy to end the show.
>>2153180
>Pete Dunne wins
>Regal vs Dunne at Royal Rumble
>>2153188
Would prefer Regal vs Joe tbqh. That was building up for nearly a year.
>>2153184
If it's a work(which it probably is) Regal sells it very well
>>2153135
>Where the fuck are the british cuties
They don't exist, trust me we take what we can get over here.
>>2152883
>I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOW
>CAN YOU BE MY GOD
holy shit my sides went from here to Jamaica.
>>2153091
nigga literally came fresh from TNA it's fucking hilarious
>>2153135
>that one fat chick in the crowd screaming out for Mandrews
Sounds about right.
holly shit the butthurt burgers in here.
i thought you guys would have gotten over that inferiority complex by now. It's been over 200 years after all.
>>2151640
>skinny manlets doing flippy shit
really putting the wew in wew lad