what guy has scored the most pootang in the WWE?

me

>>2151191
cena

Cunt Master Punk

Who the fuck has swaggie not fucked wtf

He should have married Maryse she's amazing

>>2151191
Holy crap. Didn't know Paige and Del Rio were together.

i don't get it

he has no charisma on camera he's never had a great body and he's fucked like everybody

at least with Phil its pretty obvious how he pulled it off

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>>2151209
swagger has S L I M E D everyone

>>2151287
>Alicia and her sister at the same time

How can one man be so based?

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>>2151287
holy shit what a legend

double bleached

BASED SWAGGIE

They literally future endeavored him because he was stealing all the pussy, didnt they?

>>2151304
he's still in the wwe

Maybe there's just something about his "soaring eagle". Or considering it's Swagger, they could just be soaring high at the time. He could also be the one when the women lose a bet. Or he could just be fun backstage.

>>2151219
also wondering this

>>2151400
He does have charisma, hes pretty hilarious and used to make jokes all the time on his twitter.

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>>2151287
worth the shovel desu

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>>2151191

Punk fucked Kelly Kelly, Maria, Lita, Beth, Daffney I think, and AJ.

Not sure how long Swaggie's rap sheet is.

>>2151219
punk's a midget though

Honestly I'd mark out to see Swagger back with this theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XGU8iVc5E

and do a few push ups on the way to the ring.

>>2151191
who is on the left?

>>2151421
THICC

Batista, Cena, Ziggler, Punk and Swagger are from what I understand, pussy destroyers.

But then again, Melina, Kelly Kelly and Lita all liked to get around so are they really that good with the ladies?

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>>2151191
Does girldick count as pootang?

>>2152319
They got Winnipegged

>>2151331
remember when he did the jumping jack promo on sdl and disappeared?

>>2151571
Same here. His run in ecw was unironically His best run. Hated when he changed persona after mitb cash.

God I hate Swagger. He looks like one of those fag ultra libertarian types who use the term redpill unironically and jizz in their pants listening to Alex Jones.

>>2151219
Never had a great body? What?

>>2152391
>SEETHING

>>2151191
Swagger should have been so much more

>>2152418
Nah not really he's an average wrestler marred by an unsafe track record and an abysmal speaker.

>>2152421
>average wrestler
That didn't stop certain people from getting pushes.
>unsafe track record
Seth Rollins is still getting a push
>abysmal speaker
That's what he had Zeb Colter for

>>2152342
he got fed to Corbin and then disappeared

>>2152418
If he didn't get busted, who knows where he'd be

>>2152469
probably not that much better off. he's an average wrestler and has a generic look and no mic skills

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>>2152335

>>2152441
I mean he has a lisp but he's not terrible as far as delivery or stumbling lines go

>>2151421
Hes not interested in pootang

>>2151292
fuckin kek

>>2152189
who has cena gotten with besides nikki?

>>2153396
kelly kelly

>>2153516
>>2153396
Mickie James

>>2151219
he must have a big dick

>>2153520
Victoria

>>2153520
I hooked up with mickie james after a house show for fuck sakes it's not hard. That bitch loves cocaine.

>>2153669
Do you have any proofs to corroborate your statement?

>>2153673
he posted about it here before. that doesn't necessarily make it true but i don't know why you'd anonymously lie on the internet about the same thing more than once. especially on a containment board.

>>2153673
why you want a pic of crabs on some guys dick lol

>>2151191
Charlotte

>>2153673
No. He posts this at least once a month. He's just an autist

>>2153688
is banging mickie james at a house show a meme?

>>2153699
No. However i did bang Renee young in high school once.

>>2151421
If Albert's poontang count then yes.

>>2151421
boipootang

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Vince

>>2154344
>no Naito

it's shit

>>2154344
>orton vs okada

holy shit what an awful idea the first half hour would be nothing and the second half hour would be nothing but rainmaker/rko teases

>>2154354
draws only on this card

>>2154357
>second half hour would be nothing but rainmaker/rko teases
That sounds kind of incredible.

>>2154344
>Young Bucks
>Not vastly superior RPG Vice

>>2151219
Maybe he eats ass?

>>2151191
According to Teddy Long, it was Batista.

>>2154358
>best merch seller in Japan

>>2154373
I don't get the stigma with this? Ass is great. Who doesn't love eating a girl's ass?

>>2154407
I dislike it. It's mentally hot but when I've done it, I feel like I need to take antibiotics

>>2151219
He's tall.

>>2154344
>No Bray Wyatt vs Naito

Other than that, looks pretty solid.

>>2151287
A man among men