Near 1000 Pound Man Eyeing WWE Career

But Kevin Owens is already champion.

>>2149133
How would he even pass the basic physical to become a competitor?

Good to know Carter is pursuing his dream after all

>>2149177
The same "physicals" that Tommy "Literally Brain Damaged" Dreamer passed?

>near half a ton
>can still walk
how?

>>2149196
Ok, well the standards have probably changed since Dreamer was last in a wwe/ecw ring

>>2149148
He looks less disgusting than Oreowens

Why is he carrying Big Gold?

>>2149133

Bullshit, I know Sandow when I see him.

>>2149224
his knees must be bionic or some shit

Can you imagine this guy trying to move fast for a two minute match and not keeling over from cardiac arrest?

>>2149228
Dreamer was there like a year ago

He doesn't look 960 lbs. I'd buy it if he was as tall as BEEG but he's only something like 6'4".

I think that robe is concealing a fatass being carried by a couple of his friends.

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i want suck his micro penis

>>2149228
Dreamer was literally working house shows for WWE less than 1 year ago.

>>2149237
Because WCW was a big draw there?

>>2149133
I dread to see the physique underneath that cloak

>>2149196
It feels like if they give someone a legend's deal/part time contract they ignore whatever the wrestler takes.

>>2149278
Fuck that, i wanna see it. I bet it's gross and acne filled

>>2149265
Proving he can still go in the ring despite age and decades of punishment in the ring. Can you honestly tell me this guy would be capable of handling the same kind of match Dreamer could do a year ago?

>>2149278

Absolutely massive acne covered steroid titties.

HOLY YUM!

>>2149177

Watch how strong and healthy he is -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erda1DE4dJw

He's a fraud, it's all padding

the amount of negative body image stereotyping and middle east discrimination is despicable itt

>>2149237
He's a bigtime Triple H fan. watch the video posted above, he even does the water spit.

>>2149133
Did Kevin Owens lost some weight?

>>2149305
This.

Op here and /asp/ has let me down. Shame. These are not the responses I was looking for.

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>>2149133
What's his finisher?

>>2149133
good to see that chris hero is dieting

>>2149301

walks out like a wrestler and even does a water spit.

this guy is the man.

>>2149314

Diabetes I'd imagine.

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>>2149314
Dessert

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>>2149301
That's so fake. Here is the Iranian Hulk

>>2149314
Spear and Superpaki Punch

>>2149133
This guy would collapse the fucking ring

>>2149322
>those nails

nough god

>>2149305
>pakistan
>middle east
Don't insult the middle east

>>2149301

There's no fucking way that dude is 400kg+

His knees would have completely shattered jumping down off that wall.

Nevermind the feat of strength bs of his friends slamming down on the brakes whilst they're reversing.

>>2149133
He eats more calories in a day than I do in 5. Wew. The smarks have went too far.

>>2149301
I want to fight him

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>>2149133
>Khan baba
WWE needs to sign this guy and pic related and make them a tag team.

>>2149133

That is such a shitty fat suit. I dont think a guy that ways about 900 lbs would have legs that "thin" around the feet/ankles.

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>960 lbs
I seriously need citations on this.

I want WWE doctors to give him a physical, because their numbers will be correct for sure.

>>2149397
Daniel Bryan already main evented and won a Wrestlemania

>>2149409
>WWE doctors
>correct

>>2149133
How is this any different than half of the posters on /asp/?

>>2149398

see

>>2149301

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>>2149422

>>2149322
Well no one's claiming that guy's the Iranian Hulk. He's the Pakistani Hulk, you see.

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>>2149133

>>2149398
>Ways

Jesus fucking Christ...

>>2149716
kek

>>2149133
Andre the giant was a big draw i think this guy can make it there kinda like a circus atraction

>>2149133
Knowing Vince he'll hire him as a comedy act.

>>2149133
>weightlifter
>ohp 50kg men

I can do that and I dont need to be the world's fatttest man to do so

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>>2149481
Book it

I'm 100% sure Vince is thinking what kind of dance moves he can do.

>>2150032
He's ohp with one arm you moron

>>2149133
Dude is almost a circle in that first picture.

>>2149301
That looks really fake

At first you think he's never going to make it, but then you remember vince mcmahon

>>2149224
>can't tell it is fucking padding

It is a fucking work you mark

>>2149314
Heart Attack.

I'd fucking love to see him in WWE but the travel would literally kill him.

Watch him move so easily...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I_jQEwJNYM

Wrestlemania 34 main event:
>Pakistani Hulk vs Roman Reigns

You know it's gonna happen

>>2152500
the pahjeet community would explode

>>2149133
how does he fast during ramadan

>>2149314
facesitting

>>2151595
The great khali couldn't move either and they made him work

>>2149224
never skips leg days, bro

>>2149314
He explodes

>>2152505
>Roman Reigns avenges the 26/11 attacks
>Cuts promo on Mother Theresa
>Says the Roman in my name is because I represent the Roman Catholics of India
>Buys property in Goa
>Gets drunk on old monk
>Pretends he has a portuagese visa