What do you want from the Royal Rumble?

For it to not suck

Hogan return to voodoo child (slight return)

I want Kurt Angle to return

>>2142009
Serious question. How come today's wrestlers don't look like real men like back in the day anymore?

>>2142030
No roids.

>>2142009
Hell if I know.
Of course it'll probably suck.
Great surprises don't really happen anymore.
After Undertaker was spoiled, I don't have much hope.
No idea what can save it.

>>2142030
>Kevin "muh hair" Nash
>real man

Like come to think of it. Wouldn't a Karl Anderson title opportunity be cool?

>>2142009
For WWE to not fuck it up like the last five.

>>2142023
The only good thing, Kurt is still a beast from what I've seen and haven't lost one step

>>2142009
I don't care as long as cruiserweight wins.

>>2142030
Manlets used to be stuck in the midcard. Now Manlets are the stars.

>>2142009

For Stone Cold to win

>>2142009
I want Undercarder to use his teleportation powers

>>2142086
It'd be too sweet

>>2142086
shut up before I beat the fuck outta you

For someone under 40 with decent in-ring ability and charisma to win

What did Scott Hall mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhU6aapXYtE

>>2142030
Estrogen in food products has increased

>>2142009
Samoa Joe

>>2142030
who is roman reigns

I want Goldberg and Brock to win to work the obese smarks

>>2142030
Reigns
Strowman
Crews
Jinder Mahaal
Sheamus

There are still some

I want Miz to come out to Bryan's theme.

>>2142012
this

Nakamura wins and main events Mania vs Styles.

- A fun surprise return (Angle, the Hulkster, CM Cuck, or somebody of their caliber)

- My boys Braun and Baron having good showings and looking strong

- Reigns not winning

>>2142156
Hackenschmidt was billed at 5'9".

>>2142214
A guy who needs a padded corset?

HHH just to see you all bitch about it

>>2142277

Wait, do people think there's even a 0.1% chance of CM Punk showing up? How dumb do you really have to be to think this as even a slight possibility?

>>2142285

HHH will be in the royal rumble but he won't be winning it this year, he'll most likely eliminate Seth or get eliminated by Seth and that will kickstart their feud that got set-up 3 months ago that they never cared to pick up.

>>2142202
Not only in foods but in overall environment

>>2142282
>Hackenschmidt
100+

>>2142030
Man are becoming gay and skinny

I want HBK in the rumble. Or Jannetty. I'd settle for Jannetty.

>>2142009
Chris Jericho delivering 29 VICIOUS codebreakers during the Rumble match before throwing out Goldberg and Lesnar (both of these roid freaks he beat in backstage fights) to win the Rumble..

>>2142336

When did Chris Jericho beat Lesnar exactly youngin'?

>>2142218
>Sheamus

HAHAHAHAHA

Ricardo Rodriguez

>>2142902
>Sheamus doesn't look like a wrestler

The guy is 6'6
Jacked
And has a legit good look about him. Yes he can't fight in real life, and Yoshi Tatsu and Sin Cara both beat his ass. But he at least looks like a badass.

>>2142030
A bunch of twinky manlets grew up watching wrestling and decided to become wrestlers. Other skinny manlets cheer them so they can vicariously live through them booing non-manlets like Cena and Reigns

>>2142009
Undercarder getting BTFO

>>2142030
Anyone with decent size is picked up early by WWE and so they never get good enough to make it. The wrestlers who develop talent are the manlets left behind in the outlaw promotions.

>>2142929
>the first-ever world wrestling champion was 5'9" and 218lbs (billed)

I want Braun to break the record for most eliminations

>>2142030
mma exists

>>2142218
reigns, strowman, and crewes all look like "that kid" who was big, quiet, got picked on a lot and never said a word in class at school
they're all beta as fuck, especially reigns and strowman. they have fear in their eyes every time you look at them.

>>2142984
I always felt like Reigns is a pretty damn beta guy who tries to act like a proper alpha but doesn't have "it"

source : I'm a beta myself and I know one when I see it

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This version of Kane to comeback.

>>2143002
>>2142984
>smark betas projecting themselves on a football jock and a power lifter
(lol

>>2143072
hobbies =/= personality
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cxx6k
look at the fear and panic in his eyes
hes a beta

Stare down between nia jax and strowman in the middle or the ring.

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>Seth Rollins for some reason ends being number 1
>Samoa Joe surprice debut at number 2
>Joe vs Roman(he loses the universal championship match) at some point
>Sasha theme goes on at number 20 or something, then in the ramp gets attaked by Asuka, she takes her place and make a decent 10 minutes run
>Later on the match Lesnar/Joe confrontation
>Ambrose enters to the match and make a Shield reunion, but is interrupted by lesnar and later for Taker
>Goldberg beating the shit out of Roman and eliminating him.
>Joe eliminates Lesnar/Goldberg when lesnar is trying to eliminate goldberg
>Joe and Taker are the last two.
>20 minutes match betwen these 2, taker goes for the old school but Joe cuts it and does a muscle buster in the apron. Taker dies. Joe wins.

I didn't realize how mark I am with Joe until now.

>>2143072
>failed football jock
Like other poster said, Tries to be alpha.
Beta af

>>2143124
>being this deluded
I bet you think your manlets AJetty, oreowens and gookskay are alpha. Just because oreowens looks like you doesn't mean he's alpha, smark

>>2143157
Holy shit, this guy is fuming because his MCM got exposed and starts projecting his fat ass image on others.

>>2143124
>literally only alpha new guy
>"Beta af"
which new guy is alpha then?

>>2143169
>literally only alpha new guy
But he's not. No one on the roster is. That's why they have been struggling with the ratings.

Steve Blackman

>>2142282
Hackenschmidt was a colossus when he was around. People were very short those days.

>>2142267
Having just watched Wrestle Kingdom 10, this. 100% this.

But its WWE so Styles is gonna drop the belt & taker will win for god knows what reason.

>>2142914
He looks like a cartoon character, and not the He-Man kind.

I've never bought into the hype about Sheamus.

As long as it's not the "Roman Rumble" again this year, I got all I could ask for.

>>2143456
2 years on and BBD still WTS

>>2143466
These smarks better hang themselves after Based Big Dog wins the Universal Title

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>>2142009
good booking