Smackdown Gamethread #2

I'M HERE TO BORE THE WORLD
I'M HERE TO BORE THE WORLD

TURN IT OFFFFFFFFF

When will Dog Zigler get new music?

1st for Hitgler.

LUCHA THINGS MOTHERFUCKER

>That's 1 angry dude

>comes out dancing waving his hands smiling

>kek state of the smackdown announce team

Based

>Shane on Talking Smack

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Bliss
Lana
Big Mic Mella

Which is the hottest diva on WWE TV?

I want to like Kalisto but he's just Apollo Crews in a mask

>>2140414
really

>>2140416
kalisto is not a nigger

>>2140415
Maryse

>>2140422
nah

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Damn, these kids love kalisto

>>2140371
Becky Lynch, easy

>Let's go Ziggler
>LUCHA LUCHA

>>2140416
Why hasnt he been cast out to the cruiserweight burial grounds

>>2140415
Lana or bliss for sure

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>Lets go ziggler
>LUCHA LUCHA

Based crowd

>>2140427
Fuck ya

>>2140416
I like how he manage to botch something always. He is more fun to watch than Apollo

>>2140430
Muh nigga

>>2140435
Because WWE hopes he'll evolve into Rey Mysterio

Who's /ourguy/?

B U I L D
W A L L

>>2140430
But there is nothing there

>>2140438
This

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>>2140415
Alexa Bliss

>>2140429
Yeah I went to the house show in Atlanta a few weeks back. We were surprised how beloved Kalisto is with the kids. Shadows of Rey?

>turn heel
>let's go ziggler

This is why Vince can't figure out how to book

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Donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?

>>2140456

Corbin

>>2140456
Adolph Ziggler

>>2140430
>>2140443

>you niggas
>gay

Pick two

>>2140454
They are different people i thought kalisto was just reys new gimmick?

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>>2140426
Oh damn forgot about her!

Miz is too based for me to drool over his girl though.

Who is he going to kill next?

>>2140460
I fucking hate when people post old pics of Lexi

Does John Cena voice the pistachios elephant?

>>2140429
Kids always like luchadores because they're small and colorful so they can relate to.

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>>2140467
Aqui hermano

>>2140430
GROSS
UGH
EW
LOOK AWAY

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>>2140476

>>2140456
AJ without a doubt, The Miz is second.

2ColdAutismo did a poll some weeks ago, those were the results

>>2140474
He's going to RAW to kill new day.

>>2140456

Based lucha

>>2140476
>Lexi
Is that her real name? Fuck wish they would have kept that cuz everytime I am jacking it to Alexa I get a package from Amazon three days later.

I want to kiss Nikki!!

>>2140471
Stfu pinhead, Becky a cute!

Which is the real thread?

>>2140317
How does she still have a job? At this point she's so bad I'd easily believe it was just an angle if not for the fact that none of the commentators or wrestlers have commented on how bad she is.

>>2140467
Bolivia aqui /Smack/ hermano

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>>2140496

>tfw drunk

I wanna watch the A show but I also want to sleep

>>2140499
this one

>former United States Champion

Guys he was a former WWE champion. 'Member?

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>>2140495

>>2140499
This one has more posts. Even though Im sure some autist is going to make a new thread at 100 posts now

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>>2140495

>>2140488
God damn what a hot little spinner. Fit girls around 5' are literally gods gift to my dick.

Plus she has that witch nose that I fucking love. My ex had that and I honestly miss her nose more than her.

>Dolph loses
>turns heel
>continues to lose

pottery

>>2140514

>all luchadores are the same person

Neck yourself xenophobe

ZIGGLER SEETHING

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KALISTO WINS?!

>>2140499
I didn't know there was another thread, but after seeing it, this one.

Kalisto is about to get his ass beat.

BUILD WALL

white "people" BTFO again

will white bois ever recover?

>>2140520
>Plus she has that witch nose that I fucking love.
That kind of nose is my weakness

>>2140530
hate crime incoming.

>>2140503
>implying women have to be good at what they do to keep a job

Everyone getting their ass beat tonight

>>2140525
I meant Dolph. But holy shot I didn't even notice that wasn't Mysterio.

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>>2140506
I miss Paige

:D incoming

>stiff ass JBL clothsline

LOL Dolph joining the deportion force

What are you guys up to tonight?

Oh fuck I thought he was going for the black dude instead of the chair

Why the fuck are they chanting yes?

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

>>2140525
Go back to Plebbit faggot

>:D

>>2140544
Not much, watching some Smackdown. WBU bby?

aDolph better kill this no neck nig nog

>Apollo Snooze

>>2140547
The audience is trying to mimic full sail

>SEETHING

SEETHING

SEETHING

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>2140535
Oh god me too. When I would make out hard with my ex or if she would go deep on my dick her nose would be cold at the end at touch me.

Jesus I am getting sweaty just thinking about it.

Based Zigglos destroying manlets and :D

REMOVE MINORITIES
BASED ZIGGLER

ADolph Zitler

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>>2140545
WELP

>SEETHING

>SEETHING
>WITH
>RAGE
is Mauro one of us?

>Spics
>Negroes

Based Ziggy

S E E T H I N G
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

Ziggler turned heel to feud with Apollo Crews

>this is smackdown's #1 storyline

lmao

This is jsut too much, someone stop this madman!!!!!!!

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DOLPH ZIGGLER IS SEETHING
SEEEEEETHING

Dolph Ziggler is what with rage?

>seething with rage
They fucking lurk here faggots

GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE

MAURO CONFIRMED GOING TO /asp/

>SEETHING
>Crew's whale noises of anguish

kek'd

>>2140547
Top kek I didn't even know =D had music

>SEETHING with rage
The memes are alive

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:DDDDDDDD

>>2140547
They understand the superiority of the Aryan race

WTF DOLPH IS A RAWTIST?

>seething

Come on

Fucking :D got buried.

Holy fuck that Kalisto close up

WHITES
I
N

AAAAAH
AHAAAAH

kek dolph is seething

SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
N
G

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Thus crowd wants blood

>SEETHING

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>What has gotten into the mind of Dolph Ziggler?
The Red Pill.

Mauro is one of us. Based Mauro

D:<

KENNY OMEGA SHOUTOUT

>ONE MORE TIME

What did they mean by this

>>2140586
D:

>>2140549
Go back to /pol/ retard

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>These kids marking out
Kinda adorable to be quite honest familia

>>2140598
nice pic

American Males > American Alpha

Chad Gable sounds like Seth Rollins

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good show tonight

>>2140598
How much that sit cost?

>>2140520
shut the fuck up with this gross shit

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>>2140608
getting this worked

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WHERE THE FUCK IS BMAJ

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So Raw has already lost right?

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>John Cena next

>>2140610

>tfw you barely mark out nowadays

Ironically, the royal rumble is the PPV that has the most potential for it.

why does every interviewer just stand there awkwardly after the interview? It's fucking weird, say something else to end the segment

How are you lads enjoying SDL

WILL JHON PUT WOLF OVER?

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When is Randy gonna bring in the Snek Tribe to fight the Wyatts?

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>>2140598
Taking pictures with a potato?

>>2140605
Inb4 Omega is Sister Abigail.

>>2140624
out on injury

I want to have sex with a girl

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>>2140619
65 in total

>>2140625
Raw lost the second SD's intro played

>>2140625
They lost about 24hrs ago

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>>2140625
yesMORGLORGLORR

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is Becky on tonight

>>2140625
Both shows lost, if you think either of these shows are good kys

>>2140633
>ywn watch Kobra Moon vs Randy with a fuckton of sexual tension between them

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>>2140625
yup

>>2140649
This t b h

>>2140644
lmao

>>2140645
Delete this immediately

Based BMJ sending Corbin back to the jobber division where he belongs while based kalisto picks up a win

Tonight's episode will be good.

>>2140625
I am afraid RAMS ratings will

REST

IN

PEACE

MUGHMUGH

>>2140639
What a faggot

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how improvised is any given wrestling match? is it all choreographed?

>>2140630
I never understood why they dropped the tried and true "and now back to you, announce team" shit that mean Gene used to do

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>>2140645
That Baylor is a lucky man.

>Big Wolf defeats BMJ
>becomes #1 Contender
>beats AJ at RR

Would you mark out?

>>2140645
Lets hope not

Crowd is pretty dead tonight desu

>>2140659
depends on the wrestlers. I'm pretty sure every match has some choreographed moments though

https://streamable.com/34hst

>>2140662
That nigga is gay as fuck senpai

>>2140664

I don't think hes ready yet. I think he needs a good run with the IC title.

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>>2140625
Raw lost when the first segment happened last night.

Based BMJ

You think Nikki hires bulls to satisfy her while John is away?

REMOVE THIS RAW SHIT AD

>People still Booing BMJ

Fuck off already.

BIG
MATCH
JOHN
BURYING THE LANKLETS

>BMJ putting Based Wolf over

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING LEGENDARY

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Why is Based Chad so hot?

>>2140678

Just Romarks, anon.

>>2140625
RAW loses the second cuck foley and steph appear on my tv

The hell is renee wearing?

kek RAM is still depending on part timers. Haven't they learned anything? mughereh

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>>2140629
Relatable post my dude, I'm excited for the Rumble if only for that exact reason, and for how comfy the threads should be.

>>2140676
she is more away than john is

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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BMJ
M
J

did BMJ's voice get blacker?

Is Cena a heel now?

>>2140685

Too much if you ask me.

>>2140666

I agree, I think RAW wins this week especially with based Undertaker segment.

oh shit, is Cena rhyming again? Heel turn coming?

>>2140678
Cena a shit

NEW ERA CHUMPS BTFO

RAPPING CENA IS BACK

>>2140693
He's Thugonomics Cena again

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>>2140671
No way.

Why is Bray using Jeans as a hat?

>>2140693
always been part of the persona

>BMJ putting over based Wolf
Why is he so based lads?

>>2140693
That's his heel voice

HEY

Cena is starting to sound like Hogan

DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS RETURN?!

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>that cena promo

HEY

HEY

>>2140693
he's like Oprah, they sound blacker depending on their current location

>>2140689
You think John hires bulls to satisfy him while Nikki is away?

John "Wordlife" Cena

Was that Burn in my light intro?

Damn that was a bad Cena promo

Why the hell is Renee such an attention whore? Who does she think she is dressing like that and making those over the top facial expressions?

HEY

I like Cena's new gimmick

>>2140711

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

HEY!

God I love Orton in the Wyatt Family

SO FUCKING MUCH

Why does Cena sound like the Rock now?

>>2140721
with the Wyatts they play the start of Burn in my Light then Voices then Live in Fear

THIS CROWD LIVE AS FUCK THO SMACK KILLIN IT FRFR

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It's coming boys, and it's gonna be the greatest fucking thing that has happened in WWE in the last 15 years.

HEY

>>2140722
t.cuck folly

god damn it jbl you almost didn't talk through Bray's entrance

>>2140671
wtf I love outlaw wrestling now!

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Get this B+ player of my TV already

Renee looked like Natalya in this interview

>>2140693
Sounds different

>>2140723
Hi Maryse

Just hearing Cena is like listening to a symphony.

Randy in the Wyatt Family is the best thing since sex.

>>2140718
i think so, i think john could get fucked by bulls or fuck trannies in front of nikki, and she wouldn't leave him

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>>2140735
>mfw this kills the RAM

>>2140738
Not him, but Cena just expanded the "Has Been" chants.

So why do they keep handing out lights for these jobbers?

>>2140742
That you Bruce Blitz?

>>2140748
Debra working Austin into a hard shoot!!

>>2140748

DELET THIS

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>>2140748

>>2140748
OH HELL YEAH

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>>2140645
>>2140662
>banged Bex and Bayley
>probably at the same time
Is there a luckier manlet?

>>2140748
Is that really him?

>>2140753
HE'S TRASH!!!!

Shelton joins AA and fight Wyatts 3 on 3 at WM.

Screencap this.

>>2140760
the fuck is wrong with your phone?!

>>2140748
DRINK CUM

>>2140764
Yes. Reid never died

>>2140760
So do they let you keep the light they hand out for his entrance?

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This has been an also illiterate magical one hour lads

>>2140761

Didn't know Balor knew jay leno

>>2140761
But Balor is gay anon

>>2140678
Cry more you beta bitch

how long till The Resurrection of Paige documentary?

>>2140761
Bayley is fucking ugly

>>2140570
This is like the number #4 or 5 story on smackdown and either way it's still better than raws #1 storyline you fucking cunt

>>2140764
yeah, it's just an older pic

>>2140767
Shelton AND Angle join the Wyatts, who require Rowan for a 4v4.

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Wrestling is Fake, You idiots

>>2140773
What are they doing while on commercials?

>>2140783
so is UFC.

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>Only 1 hour left

With all the stuff thats already happened it feels like its been at least an hour and thirty min.

>>2140783
I just don't believe you

>>2140761
i really think that Bayley stole Ellsworth's chin

>>2140783
nice drawing

>>2140768
Shaky hand

>>2140772
Yes. You can't eat them though, they told the kids

>>2140784
Just chilling

>>2140779
Nah she's hot af

>>2140783
Is that really a pic of you? You kinda cute.

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>>2140778
>Resurrection of Paige
>Ends up being a porn shoot
I'd be happy.

Where's Kane?

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>tfw Bray Wyatt is one of your favorite acts in WWE

What the fuck Anons. Where does he go from here? This Orton-Wyatt family ain't gonna last forever.

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>>2140783
Wrestling is an art, you plebeian.

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I'm moving over to Raw if American Alpha drop the titles back

>>2140800
The Demon Kane?

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Tfw they finally give Bray a win after years of burial only to drop his title to some jobbers

Why do the commentators like Randy Orton so much?

>>2140798
Based slag

>>2140800
fucking>>2140798
in the pooper

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>>2140783
So is Football

>>2140801
A world championship feud.

>>2140761

He also can take Giant Bernard's giant cock when he wants

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>>2140801
After Cena's World Title, naturally.

LMAO Gable just pulled some M.Bison shit

Luke Harper should have been the one getting a push instead of Braun "zero wrestling moves" Strowman

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Whats everyone drinking tonight?

pic related

>>2140801
Shit man. I hope they don't break them up on a random smackdown. They can be a dominate stable which is gone from the company right now.

>>2140816
Surge

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>>2140816

>>2140816
yo mommas pussy juices

>>2140816
lotta wine senpai

>>2140815
Blame Cuckdown, if he was on RA+W he'd be getting a push

>>2140815
I'm a simple man. I like when Brand Strongman throws people.

>>2140812
>Bray vs Cena 2 at WM
>yfw Bray wins

>>2140816
Fireball Whiskey

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>>2140816

>>2140803
Should have never taken them off the Wyatts in the first place tbhfam

>>2140829
Yuckkk

Why can't time go by this quickly when RAM is on?

>>2140829
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>2140830
good to see not all of /asp/ is sheeple

>>2140706
Gimmick you stupid idiot.

>>2140829
wew lad

>>2140830
WOOP WOOP

>>2140816
I'm gonna go walk to the vending machine and grab a coke product.

>>2140816
>Grand Marnier

Patrician taste, anon

>>2140818

I hope they stay friends after the breakup, like Rusev keeping his friendship with Del Rio after the League of Nations got kill

>Orton now ignoring to shave
Based

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Wrestling is Gay

WE'RE AT THE BUMP LIMIT

MOVE HERE

>>2140375

>>2140843

>Drinking corn syrup

stay pleb

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>>2140818

>yfw Orton-Wyatts break up tonight

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Imagine American Alpha vs. Kurt Angle and Shelton Benjamin

Didn't like 5 people die making that new Resident Evil movie?

>>2140816
I'm drinking a pepsi. Got work early tomorrow desu

>mfw we're going to go through a whole smackdown without hearing mauro yell SOOPERKICK

>>2140842
faggot

>Yet another fucking "Resident Evil" movie

>>2140829
liked it briefly, got old fast. not very strong

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>>2140810
...soon

I hate these fucking anti-smoking adverts.

THEY'RE FUCKING CANCER.

FUCK YOU TRUTH.

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>>2140827

>>2140850
do you mind if i save this picture?

>>2140862
Yes it's pretty tame but it's the only thing I got to drink right now.

>>2140852
Eh, I drink maybe 1 every week or two. And I'm sick so fuck off.

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>>2140866
Soon?

BRAND NEW THREAD LADS
>>2140876
>>2140876
>>2140876

>>2140872
Yes

>>2140880
Why do you take off your trip to link to your thread?

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>>2140877
DUBS CONFIRMS

>>2140886
What? Huh?

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>>2140888
TRIPS CONFIRM

>>2140889
typical brain dead response

>>2140898
>FCucker obliterated