wtf i love the shownothing now
>>2139877
What will Dolph "attack all the blacks" Ziggler do tonight?
We already have a thread senpai
>>2139877
"SHYAAAAAAA"
What did he mean by this?
>i live 20 mins away from tonight's show
>i could have been keeping updates from the nosebleeds session
>i couldn't go because i dont have a ride
>mfw
>>2139910
>what is uber
Any of you guys here?
How does it feel Smackdownies? To know no matter how good ya show is tonight it will be beaten in the ratings by the A-show. Does it make ya seeth real good?
>>2139916
Did you bring a "GODHAMMER" sign
>>2139913
i just have enough to buy some snacks and merch
>>2139918
I was a rawtist for one night because based Jericho won a title
>>2139916
stop toying with my heart, anon
>>2139916
Is that a bingo hall? Holy kek that's hilarious
Met a John Cena impersonator
He looked spot on
>>2139919
Fuck off
>>2139920
>snacks
lose weight then you'd be able to go
>>2139932
Rekt, fatass btfo
>>2139927
>met a John Cena imposter
>looked spot on
>looked
>>2139910
You had one job faggot. It's not too late. If you get there you can probably get a cheap ass ticket from a scalper for what ever you have in your pocket. Where is Smackdown tonight?
>>2139940
Baton Rouge
>>2139932
but..but the nachos
>>2139939
He didn't have that manly chin
>>2139904
BASED JIMMY WANG YANG
>>2139943
So shit crowd tonight?
>>2139960
last time in i think in 2009?
Raw and Smackdown had a super down here. i was there at the time. me and other people had a good time desu
>>2139885
He will belittle all the divas and call Mauro a cuck.
>they are playing a package from last year's mania
>audience is still booing roman
>>2140002
Topkek, Romanetty btfo
>>2139885
He will expose and expel Mojo for being a sandnigger
We /live/
>>2140014
oh wow
Usos slyno dark match
>>2140014
Where's the audience?
>>2140014
All those empty seats, Smackdown confirmed for Bingo Halls
>>2140014
oh come on where the fuck is the public?
A ver donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
We started with ambrose asylum it seems
>>2140034
aca papa
>>2140034
Aqui como siempre papi
>>2140034
hey
>tfw having to turn on fox sports 3
the more I see it, the more I realize I don't care at all for racing
>>2140034
Aqui mi amigo
>>2140033
>Smackdownie damage control
https://discord.gg/q7fh4bh
Chat about SDL here
Who sm/a/ckdown here?
>>2140049
that's why there are live threads, IDIOT
>>2140025
:^)
>Dog = RAM
>Cat = Smackdown
>Kid = The fans
>>2140052
Sm/a/+ckdown has more ass than RAM
FUCK
THIS
COMPANY
>>2140059
Based
>>2140059
Cats (Smackdown) > Dogs (Ram)
IT BEGINS
>Starting with Big Hollywood Mike
We are already winning
Here we go lads
Enjoy from home!
Who /asscream/ here?
>>2140052
>I MEAN, AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE ONE SWALLING HIS CUM
jesus, Miz, was that necessary?
All boards report
/asp/ here
>>2140071
Do they show this videos to you guys?
>>2140074
/co/ here
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A WWE SHOW STARTED OFF WITH A PACKAGE THIS BASED
The Miz is right. Dean literally didn't earn it
>>2140074
/p/ here
>Miz vs Dean midcarder feud is the main feud on smackdown
>not AJ vs Cenetty
lmao RAW WINS AGAIN!
>>2140074
/lgbt/ reporting in sweet cheeks
>>2140074
Dude save this for A-level PPVs or something
>>2140078
There's not many bad video packages, those guys are good at their jobs but they're given shit to work with
>>2140074
/pol/ here
This opening is fucking based.
>>2140078
RAWTISTS already BTFO
>>2140083
>needing to build BMAJ vs BMJ
nigga
>>2140075
>>2140089
I ask this every thread. Why is Lucha seething at Ellsworth?
>Founding member of the Shield
So was every member of the Shield
>>2140074
/a/ reporting in.
when is otunga leaving? is there a living human being who actually likes the shit he comes out with
Why the fucking crocodile
>>2140074
/po/ reporting in
>>2140074
Live anon. Tell us who gets the biggest pops tonight
>ontungshit
Can't wait for Miz to get Rusev'd by Ambrose with 4 clean wins before dropping the belt to Apollo in a handicap match
Based Miz making Ambrose relevant again
That alligator should become Ambrose's signature weapon
>>2140075
thank fuck I'm locked up right now
>>2140099
Otunga is based
He blew out kevin "can't stop" growens
>Baton La Rouge
BHM
I CAME TO PLAY
Based Big Bantz Miz
Deanetty BTFO
>>2140112
This, Otunga is a competent version of Byron
>post yfw We get Miz vs Daniel Byran at WM33
has miz ever been face?
>>2140074
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
t. /b/
Ambrose pop was big
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/bDlsi3BojmI?t=4m1s
Miz has been really impressive the last few months. That Talking Smack promo last week was great, too.
Based BHM is gonna win the rumble
So what's Miz's endgame, lads?
>>2140122
they tried but he was too based
>>2140122
Yeah, and Ric Flair taught him the figure four
It was nothing special but luckily he can do heel vs heel stuff perfectly
>>2140126
>tfw WWE will never have a show in my country
BASED MIZ GOING TO WIN THE RUMBLE
>>2140111
Who has your key?
>>2140126
Can you maybe get the people around to actually clap or make some kind of noise because right now it sounds dead as fuck
>post yfw Miz wins the Royal Rumble
>>2140132
being the best heel of the decade
Why does there need to be more than two announcers, anyways?
>>2140141
>Midcard belt actually being treated like a title and not a shoulder warmer
>>2140078
Shit I missed it. Who was it for?
LMAO THAT FUCKING AWARD
>>2140137
ex-gf. it's a weird relationship
>>2140141
>>2140151
The power of Smack, lad
>tfw this leads to an intergender bra and panties match
WHY IS IT THAT I'M HAVING WAY MORE FUN THAN WHEN I WATCHED RAW
>>2140155
The A-lister and the Lunatic
Is there anything cornier and more cringey than these fake talk shows the wrestlers host? Like that delusional Kramer after he finds the Merv Griffith set in a dumpster.
You'll notice Big Ratings Rousseau never used this shit in the Attitude era.
God I wish they'd let Dean blade
That big fuckin forehead is begging for a razor
Why did they pan to that sad guy in the crowd
BASED MIZ WORKING THE MARKS
>>2140135
whats your country?
Why do people in Louisiana play baseball with makeup?
>MIZ BTFO
>>2140141
>Maryse will never slap you in the dick
Why even live?
>Miz is such a good heel, we actually boo him because its what we're suppose to do regardless to how much we like him.
>>2140163
Have sex
>>2140161
>Miz in a bikini
Holy fucking yum.
>>2140170
Cause they're all drunk.
>smacucks will try and defend this shit show
Lmao
>>2140173
>>2140169
South Sudan
>>2140163
>trying to put over Russo
>in the year 2017
>>2140141
DIVORCE ANGLE? SD WINS AGAIN!
>>2140163
good episode reference senpai
Who would her favorite /SDL/ wrestler be?
>>2140181
>Rawtist seething his show sucks and isn't fun
>kids behind commentators are so dark you can't see them
BASED BIG WOLF CORBIN
>>2140181
>rawtist SEETHING after the first segment
Feels good to be a smacklad tbch
>>2140141
>>2140190
AJ Styles, he's everyone's favorite
>>2140193
was he the winner of something? I forgot
>>2140175
Miz is garbage dude, literally a top 5 WOAT. When will this meme of fags pretending he's good end?
>>2140141
>>2140181
Based natty
Video package day?
Nattie is unironically /ourgirl/
>>2140205
Oh my...
This feud sucks but I don't mind it
It's an actual storyline and not just Titus fighting New Day
SHADES OF THE ATTITUDE AND RUTHLESS AGGRESSION ERA
>>2140207
Post the one where Steph has Foley's beard.
>>2140181
keep the bitterness in RAM gamethreads, rawtist.
>those moans
muh dick
>>2140207
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>>2140205
based
>>2140212
AS BLACK ON BLONDES ROLLS ON
Based Big Puffy Puss Natayla
>>2140198
Andre The Giant memorial battle royal
>Nikki is stuck with being a dumb babyface
>>2140205
Should've put Titus' dick on all of them desu
>nikkis thighs
MUH DICK
Anybody else burst out laughing at short stumpy Natalia sneaking up someone?
>United Kingdom Champion
They're bringing back the midgets?
>>2140141
>those Nikki moans
I have an erection now
>>2140218
kek
>>2140141
AWESOME
>>2140205
I wish I was her desu
>>2140181
POINT AND LAUGH AT THE RAWTIST
I want Maryse to turn on Miz.
Make him get jelly of Deahn getting 2 blondes
>also that Nikki moaning
No bullshit dawgs.
I'm pretty hype about the UK tourny.
wtf i love sex now
>you will never have an orgy with Nattie, Thicci, Bex, Alexa, and Naomi
>>2140205
imagine the person who made this, what kind of life they have, and the people who actually saves this
They are showing an ad for the Scooby-Doo movie
>>2140241
Same senpai, seeing it live on Sunday since I live in Blackpool (Where it's at)
Anyone notice the CAWdy theme?
>>2140236
you can be
>>2140244
I don't need this feel!!!
>>2140246
Saw it on Cartoon Network yesterday it was good
>>2140246
Does the Undercarder moan at Skooks?
>>2140247
>I live in Blackpool
I'm so sorry
Whats the statement about Eva? Whats WWE excuse for not letting her appear on SD yet?
>>2140246
The state of Cuckdown
>>2140245
why? because it took actual skill (which you obviously don't have)?
So what's this about the UK Tourney only being a front to try and beat out WCPW?
>>2140246
>Undertaker doing back to back nights
>>2140246
lmao i loved that movie tbhfam
>>2140247
Nice man. I hope it's a great show.
Are there two shows?
holy shit nattie looking thicc
>>2140244
Tbh anon realistically none of us would last long enough
>>2140244
>Nats cheeks
Bra and panties match NOWWWWW
>>2140244
It's for the best. I can't handle all of that.
>>2140267
all that titus cock done her body good
holy fucking yum
>RAM wishes it could build feuds
>SmA+ckdown builds multiple feuds effortlessly
>>2140260
injured I think
>>2140268
I would.Years of aggressive masturbation have left me unable to jizz. I could satisfy all of them desu
>>2140273
Get back to wrestling and stop cuck posting Tyson
>>2140205
You can tell a lot about someone by looking at their feet, and it's clear that Renee is a roastie of the highest order.
Natty dropped straight on her head.
this is how you do a divas match, just a hot n nasty catfight
>>2140273
titus has a 3 inch dick
>>2140244
>you will never have an orgy with Big E, Kofi, Titus, Swann, and Crews
>>2140273
Titus would have to put it on 3x to give her 6 inches.
>WWE Crowd chanting "Let them fight"
TAKE NOTES RAWISTS
RAM divas < Smack Divas
>You will never be a ref and break up a fight between Nikki and Bliss and grab handfuls of whatever you want
welp
I should have known this feud wasn't ending tonight
>tfw you lived long enough to actually enjoy a Nikki match
Fuck, whoever writes this show is based
>>2140262
i don't have photoshop skills, i must admit.
But maybe it's because i don't have black dicks on my mind
SHE DIDN'T EVEN TAP!!!!!! NIKKI IS THE QUEEEEEEN!!!!
fucking christ how is smack so based lads
i love watching 4 refs hovering around them, going "hey, c'mon, stop that!"
>It's on like DONKEY KONG
What did Memelord Mauro mean by this?
>>2140285
>forgeting Sexual Chocolate
>>2140287
LET THEM FIGHT
falls count anywhere match with these two announced on talking smack
>Refs just let the sharpshooter happen
>queen of BLACKED hearts
Damn no joke guys I just came
lmao, why are the refs just standing there? They could have easily prevented that.
Catfighting > divas matches
>>2139910
Get a fucking job kiddo.
>>2140291
kek this. The crowd poped for the cat fight
BASED WHITE SUPREMACIST
>turns heel last week
>finally get cheers
>4 refs won't stop Natty
>2-3 refs pull off any male wrestler
Where is Brie?
>>2139916
Where you at nigga I'm here
>>2140298
Henry probably has a small dick, like all fat guys
GROW YOUR BEARD OUT DISCOUNT MUNDO
TOO BAD I'M TOO GOOD
>tension seems to be growing here on smackdown live, which, please welcome my guest dolph ziggler
who the fuck writes the lines?
>>2140304
avoiding sexual harrasment lawsuits
>seeing nattie in person
Muh
>two wrestlers are scheduled to have a match
>refs pull them apart for fighting in a wrestling ring
Makes you think.
>>2140302
i keked
>>2140303
Pic or gtfo
>>2140312
getting penetrated by Daniel
>>2140310
They don't want a sexual harassment lawsuit
SEETHING
>>2140312
preggers
>>2140312
At home knocked up with D-Bry's babby
KINO
I
N
O
>>2140314
>not what Chyna said
>crowd claps and kinda cheers for that silent Ziggler promo
>>2140317
Shes so fucking shitty. I wish Renee did all the back stage interviews.
>>2140322
hold on
WTF now I love ziggler again
>>2140310
Touching women is sexual harassment.
Ziggler hates minorities?
>>2140314
90% of /asp/ BTFO
THAT FUCKING POP-TART DOG KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER
>dolph saying literally nothing
Absolutely based. Finally playing to his strengths.
Dolph De Niro working the marks
>le breathe in mic man
Wow! Adolph Ziggler is disrespecting women doing their jobs too?
Yo Dolph why you gotta be so emo bruh
>>2140324
Double standards!
>This message brought to you by the capcha Pepsi
>>2140329
Dafuq is kino?
>>2140333
No dude, no one wants that
>>2140339
kek
>>2140348
shitty /tv/ meme
>>2140334
Top kek, I forgot he was using the Brazzers logo for a while.
>>2140284
i feel sorry for him, imagine being a black guy and girls are expecting a really big dick, like they always talk about in movies
>>2140347
So as a referee, would you grab a dick?
>30 min into smackdown
>pic related
>>2140348
Smackdown
>>2139910
>mfw debating if I should go to ram in march in Brooklyn
>probably will just save the money and to whatever smackdown is local and the smack down summer house show at MSG
>>2140339
>yfw they give ZiegHeiler an alt-right gimmick
>>2140352
>/tv/
>having shitty memes
>>2140349
Speak for yourself
>30 min into raw
>>2140360
Smackdown, man.
>>2140363
this is honestly what i'm expecting, at this point
>>2140348
Kino refers to the Norwegian, German and the Russian shorthand spelling of "cine" for cinema.
It means it's cinematic and visually pleasing media.
Of the Smackdown roster
Whose bare ass do you want to see the most?
So a Live Event/House Show is coming to Oakland/ Might go, but it's on a Monday so I can't watch Raw. Do I do it?
>the crowd would like to here from you
Guy in crowd: no we don't
>Aleesha FAAAAAAUUUUUX commercial
Based Noam.
>the beautiful Alicia FAUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>2140358
>only an hour and a half left
GOOD LUCHA THINGS
>>2140371
Naomi
>>2140365
Alrigjt. I dont want that
>>2140371
BMAJ
>>2140358
>30 min into RAW
>Steph's promo is finally done
>Then watch Seth fight 1 of 3 people
>>2140371
AJ
He gave us a tease at TLC and we all want more.
>>2140371
Bliss
I would go to the brooklyn show if it wasn't a shitty RAM """show""""
>>2140371
Probably Alexa and then Naomi
>>2140363
>>2140364
The CIA meme was never funny. It was just the most spammed.
>That's 1 angry dude
>comes out dancing waving his hands smiling
kek state of the smackdown announce team
I'M HERE TO SHOVEL WORMS I'M HERE TO SHOVEL WORMS
>>2140371
Hmm. Alexia.
LUCHA LUCHA
based kalisto doing a lucha thing
>>2140390
new
>>2140394
other one was made first
>>2140317
How does she still have a job? At this point she's so bad I'd easily believe it was just an angle if not for the fact that none of the commentators or wrestlers have commented on how bad she is.
>>2140392
>>2140332
Renee is awful, she has an Erin Andrews complex (thinks she's actually a performer, not an interviewer) plus she's a shameless cheap Taylor Swift ripoff
>Let's Go Ziggler
>Lucha Lucha
>>2140445
Based Ziggls getting Kalisto over
i was at the smackdown live event last night, and dolph and ambrose wrestled for the title. good match, but what was funny was, dolph wrestling half the match with a shirt on, when he finally took it off and threw it into the crowd, this guy caught it, and held it up screaming at the top of his lungs, then shoved his face into the sweaty shirt, and inhaled it like smelling a flower, then he passed it down the line of 5 other guys i'm guessing his friends and they all did the same thing smelling it and high fiving each other.
>>2140360
Go Raw if you want to have sex, take a shower and get a clue. Go to Cuckdown if you want to be hit on by gay neckbeard virgins and be considered a weirdo by girls
>>2140332
Renee is awful, she has an Erin Andrews complex (thinks she's actually a performer, not an interviewer) plus she's a shameless cheap Taylor Swift ripoff
>>2140509
>Go to RAW
>Watch 20 min non-wrestling related promo
>Get a clue
>Leave and take a nice shower
>Go to Smackdown the next day, clean and refreshed.