Best Shield Guy

all of the shieldettys should be fired

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>>2139032
A+ player by a mile

Deanetty and Javesty are the two most boring faces in years

Seth is the new Stone Cold

>>2139032
Dean.
Seth's better in-ring, but boring as all fuck because whenever he picks up a mic my pulse literally slows to a crawl.
Roman. Well, Roman.

>>2139039
>Javesty
I... don't know how that means Roman, shouldn't it be Rometty?

Also agree.

>strawpoll

Sage

>>2139046
He wears a vest so Javesty.

Romanetty is also acceptable

>>2139053
Good job.

>>2139054
Ah. Can we say Rollins is Lethetty from his leather pants or Ambrose is Deminetty.

>>2139042
Have sex

>>2139070
I am atm

>>2139032
Best talker? Dean
Best in-ring? Seth
Best booking? Dean
Best at making the most of bad booking? Seth
Best look? Seth
Best hair? Seth
Best theme? Seth
Best tribal tattoos? Dean
Best name based on an ancient empire? Dean
Best at being in the middle of the picture you posted in the OP? Tie between Dean and Seth.
Best at being named Roman Reigns?

...

Dean.

>>2139032
Ambrose is the one I'm least sick of

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>>2139032
/ourguy/ SethGOD obviously

>>2139067
It's Javesty because Roman's vest is his only distinguishing factor

Rollins never has a jannetty meme because he's an A+ G O A T

Dean can be Lunaticetty or something

>>2139075
>Best at making the most of bad booking? Seth

His 2015 title run was physically painful.
He had a good match every 30 days but the rest were some of the worst promos consistently in recent memory.

>>2139077
kys

>>2139067
>>2139082
>>2139080
Fuckin state of these newshits lads

>>2139032
Dean's the best speaker by a distance.
Rollins is the best worker by not so much of a distance because he's pretty standard since returning.
Roman's the best at looking pretty.
Personally I like Dean the most.

>>2139085
Yeah that's what I mean. Consistently awful writing and being jobbed out on Raw, but he went hard every PPV to try and at least make your network sub worth a shit.

>>2139032
They are all unbearable pieces of shit with zero talent or redeeming qualities

>>2139097
>IT'S THE WRITER'S FAULT SETH SUCKS

lol

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>>2139093

>>2139038
This

>>2139132
>IT'S THE WRITER'S FAULT [anybody in the company] SUCKS
Seriously. These are all pretty goddamn talented people. I wouldn't say a single one of them actually sucks on their own, or at least, sucks in a way that a little bit of effort couldn't easily cover up.

Even fuckin' Bo Dallas or Titus.

>>2139097
It's not just about the monthly showings ya mark. He didn't do jack shit with what he was handed on the weekly.
Good champs can do that, look at AJ. He had to deal with fucking Ellsworth, and he still shits all over Seth's reign.

>>2139132
Gain height doofus

>>2139148
lol

>>2139150
I'm taller than you manlette

Real talent doesn't need good writing. Look at The Rock.

>>2139150
The Ellsworth stuff was fine and made narrative sense. It was about Ambrose getting in AJ's head and AJ's ego running away with him.

>>2139160
>Real talent doesn't need good writing. Look at The Rock.

That's why seth isn't real talent
Now post your height shortstack

>>2139160
>Everybody who isn't as good as The Rock sucks.
Also, there are no numbers between 0 and 100.

>>2139032
Lowman Ratings BTFO

>>2139039
He's NOTHING like SCSA

>>2139038
Why, so other guys can get booked poorly and you can blame them for it?

>>2139160
If The Rock was coming up in this era, he'd be a smilin' non-ironic babyface getting booed outta the building every night.

>>2139032
>Wank Pheasant

What does this mean?

>>2140388
So he'd be Apollo Crews?

>>2141849
Since when does Apollo get booed outta the building?

>>2139032
All 3 are mediocre and realistically should be midcarders.

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>>2139032
the entire shield is literally the cancer that is killing wwe

>>2141865
>Shield are the OUT. OF. TOUCH! promoters booking the show into ruin

>>2141865
no wonder he got his push, probably gave up his ass to Pat faggot Patterson

>>2141915
Patterson hasn't worked for WWE since Rollins was in wrestling school.