>they made sure to put their biggest draw at the very front

>>2138491
Gay Jay Stiles BTFO!

>>2138491
But Sasha is way at the back

>>2138491
>kalisto makes the poster
>big banter doesn't

what gives

>>2138491
What a literally awful poster with zero direction or focus.
It's just the entire semi-relevant roster pasted in-front of an out-of-place structure with a horribly jarring red sky.
They convey no emotion or synergy with one-another, nor do any of the elements gel.
Professionals came up with this?

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LOLAJETTY!

>>2138600
JUST

>WWE World Championship
Cena (c) vs. Undercarder (2017 RR winner)

>Universal Championship
Roman (c) vs. Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar

>US Championship
Jericho (c) vs. Owenetty

These are the first three matches telegraphed for Wrestlemania

>>2138600
I'M DEAD

>>2138491
Cringe

>>2138491
>Owens behind the real draws
The chances of him retaining are now 50%

>>2138600
Fucking COME ON, WWE. I understand putting the usual suspects up front, but that's just ridiculous. It would've been better if he weren't in the poster at all, and it advertised only the participants of the Rumble match itself. FUCK

>>2138631
0%

>>2138491
i need to apply for job of a poster designer at WWE. Even I can do better than that.

>AJ in the back

Losing the title: PPV

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>>2138645
Do what you must, I've already won.

Why didn't they just have a picture of a ring with the scenery in the background?
This just looks bloated and ridiculous.
No casual fan would look at that and say, "MAN I NEED TO SEE THIS SHOW!"

>>2138650
No, you haven't. This WWE Championship reign of AJ will go down in modern history as the least memorable ever. In essense, WWE has historically humiliated him.

>can't get any young guys over
>drag out olde dudes way past their prime

>>2138655
Nice fanfic, lad.

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>>2138491
What else is new

>>2138655
his run was actually more memorable than any ramen reign. He beat Cena 2 times and had one heck of a year to get that title. He unironically deserved it for carrying Roman to a decent match. Only bad thing about his reign was the way how he won it.

>>2138491
>Dean's fucking face
>Big AJ at the back
>Every single Smacklad except Cena at the back

Problematic

>>2138619
You're wrong about the Goldberg/Lesnar thing.
Here's a plausible card so far

>WWE World Championship
Cena (c) vs. Undercarder (2017 RR Winner though this might be a stretch)

>Universal Championship
Roman (c) vs. Braun Strowman [vs. Balor if he's healed in time]

>US Championship
Jericho (c) vs. Owenetty

Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar

Triple H vs. Seth Rollins

Big Show vs Shaq

>>2138650
Are boy

>>2138661
Hopefully in the future Deanetty's reign will be retconned so that AJ found the WWE Title on the floor or something.

>>2138642
If he's not valuable to the company he'd be far on the back

>>2138666
>Universal Championship
>Roman (c) vs. Braun Strowman

This isn't a good card for the Universal Title

>>2138657
>>2138661

He had a bunch of redundant above average matches with that no credibility glorified balding jobber fool, Dean Ambrose on the B show that no one watches. Trust me, this reign has been anything but memorable.

>WWE Champion in the corner, 4 part timers at the front of the poster.

This have no sense

Will smarks celebrate if the Fatty retains and Roman and Strowman becomes a non-title match?

the fuck is wrong with Dean?

>>2138661
The thing with Roman is that he had credibility and people cared. Infact when he first won the title on RAW, the ratings had the biggest bump in 6 years. The entire wrestling world was talking about it, whether they hated it or not. His win mattered. Can't say the same for AJ. If he lacked credibility on RAW, he was even less credible being the B-show champ.

Infact I'd go as far as to claim the WWE Championship has never been at a lower point than when AJ held it on B-show.

>>2138684
Never said it was. There's talks of big plans for Strowman at WM and they're already being thrown together on RAW.

>>2138666
>Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar
God I hope not. I hope it's swerved and either Brock or Goldberg wins the rumble, the other demands a spot in the event, there's a triple threat match, and they spend so long beating the shit out of each other that AJ manages to get in there with the Phenomenal Forearm and is subsequently put over by both of them.

>>2138689
> no draw in the corner, actual money draws in the front of the poster.

This makes all the sense.

>>2138693
Yeah, nobody in the wrestling world talked about AJ Styles this year, fer sure.

>>2138703
who tf cares what dweeb wrestling fans think

>>2138698
Here's what will sadly happen
>Goldberg tears shit up in the Rumble
>Brock arrives, stares down Goldberg
>they end up eliminating each other
>settle it once and for all at WM, Lesnar vs Goldber III

>>2138701
>taketty
>draw

>>2138709
>settle it once and for all at WM, Lesnar vs Goldber III

Goldberg's 2-0 tho

>>2138709
I know it's going to happen, but they've given us some great swerves the last year or so, I hope they continue that trend.

>>2138696
They also paired Goldberg plus Roman against Strowman

What if all 4 of them for the Universal Title?

Why in the absolute fuck is that dumb bitch charlotte in AJ's place?

I hate Undercarder so much

>WRESTLEMANIA WILL NOT DEFINE MY LEGACY OF BEING ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED TO HAVE A STREAK
>*comes back two months later to enter a match to get a match at Wrestlemania*

And Smarks will cheer when this old cripple gets the main event at Wrestlemania. Fuck carder.

There is absolutely no reason for r-truth to be on this poster.

>>2138714
Lesnar was just overconfident last time blah blah blah he's serious this time blah blah blah Heyman promo blah blah blah Goldberg promo blah blah blah forget the fact that Goldberg's already won twice blah blah blah "I'll see you at Wrestlemania"

There, I just saved you 3 months worth of promos on RAW.

>>2138721
>Shows up on Smackdown
>Smackdown will always be my home
>Does fuck all
>Shows up on Raw
>Announces he's in the Rumble
You sure are a team player, Carder.

Indy shit Btfo!!!!

>>2138720
She's a draw

>>2138723
R-Truth is Vince's best friend

>>2138725
He's trying to kill the RAW ratings, based double agent Carder.

>>2138726
based wwe

Why are two Kofis on the poster?

>>2138703
They talked about him the most when he debuted, no one is talking about his title reign. Aj was at his peak when he debuted and when he faced Cena. But when he was moved to B-show and won the title, all his buzz was over. James elsworth crap surely didn't help much.

I think you're buying a little much into the smackdown meme. Fans typically talk about WWE when something noteworthy happens on the A-show, RAW like when a star returns like Brock or Goldberg or when a polarizing character like Roman gets the title or when a major angle is played out like Triple H turning on Seth enabling Owens to become champ etc... AJ was an afterthought in all this, and his title reign even worse.

>>2138719
I definitely think there will be some sort of confrontation between Goldberg and Strowman at the Rumble, hell, maybe even at Fastlane.

However, there's no way they'd stack so much on that Universal title match at WM. Who'd go over? The storyline makes it so Lesnar must eventually go over Goldberg, but Lesnar's not really interested in the title so much. Then you'd leave Roman looking not strong at all with all of these giants. Plus, the starpower would detract from the fact that it IS a championship match.

>>2138720
She's a woman, and a woman had to be represented. The reason is obvious.

>>2138741
Your definition of fans seems to encompass only the most casual of casual viewers, m8. You know, the people who are abandoning the show in droves?

first row: Part timers
second row: Haitch's guys
third row: Vince's guys

Damn 4 part timers front and center. State of the company. No smack divas either

>>2138759
>all of the second row are shitters who have either never drawn or actively shoo'd away dimes
>third row are based with some draws scattered in there

>>2138491
>Lucha and R Truth on it
>Fucking Tag Team champs aren't
wut?

Also the fuck is with Dean's face?

Wait lol why the fuck is truth on the poster? There were so many other people they could have used. I mean I got it when they had to use him as a token black, but they already have 4 on there

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>>2138775
>third row are based with some draws scattered in there

Nigga whatchu on about?

>>2138789
>posts a guy that's part of the stable that pulled in more merch than almost anyone over the last few years

>Charlotte
>2009 'Taker promo pic

MOVE OVER NEW STARS

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>I'm the greatest of all time and you know it!
What did he mean by this?

>>2138826
The jericho picture is old too

>>2138689
Don't say part timer to Cena's face he doesn't like being called that.

>>2138853
he is in fact the greatest at killing buyrates

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>>2138950
huh?
thats this guy

>>2138959
Shitman raised the buyrate from the previous year when he was the advertised main event for WM9

undercarder main evented wm 3 times and never raised the buyrate from the previous year

>>2138959
bret hart was a small draw

the only draw in a generation of janettys

>>2138619
just kill the promotion now

THE STATE OF GAYJ AND JASETHT

>there are people actually thinking that posters have anything to do with how the show ends

>>2138491
>rich fucking swann

JUST

>>2138973
That's a meme. Shitman never drew a dime.

>>2139069
>Brett was important for buyrates and foreign markets which kept the wwe alive
>shawn raised house show attendance
>diesel.....
>yoko.....
>undercarder....

I only care about AJ, Neville, JeriGOAT, Miz, Goldberg, and Cena.
Yet all but 2 are at the back

>>2138491
I'm so tired of the part-timers that I'm about to cancel my subscription to the Nerwork.

>>2138631
To be fair now, putting anyone behind Owens is simply not possible

>>2138724
>There, I just saved you 3 months worth of promos on RAW.
With Brock and Goldberg only turning up once a month each, that's like 3 promos before WM m8

>>2138491
>becketty nowhere to be seen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2138491
Roma should be in Cenas position. Cena looks like a goof with his hat and he's a manlet compared to those 3 other guys. Roman I'd legit the same height as Goldberg

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That Rumble Logo is shit. That poster is shit and the match itself will be shit.

So im gonna post the best poster instead.

>>2139273
3 draws, 2 flops and a bunch of nobodies

>>2139283
>3

I see two

>>2139283
>3 draws

Hogan and the road warriors?

>>2139273
fuck I want that on my office

>>2139273
I want this in poster form.

>>2138491
> becketty not even on the rumble poster
All my keks

>>2138491
>champion in the back row

JUST

>>2139411
they know the manlet doesn't draw. They just gave him the belt until Cena can take it off him at the rumble to stop smarks throwing even more temper tantrums

>>2139258
KEK

>>2138686
>trust me
Nigguh who the fuck you think you are and where you are at you're on an image board the fuck you talking bout trust you

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>>2139273
>Best Rumble poster
Here you go.

>>2140424
I only realized that Raw was stacked as fuck back then.

>>2138600
>>2138491

AJETTY COMPLETELY BTFO

>>2138491
>three raw champs burried in second row

>Cruiser weight champ in back row
>wwe champ in back row

>>2140424
>using JBL's real hair
>hair on top of mask
>those rolled up jeans

who ever came up with this poster can actually draw dimes.

>>2142010
Only 2 Raw Champs are in the 2nd row

>>2138491

Wait there's gonna be women in the rumble?

Why the fuck are there women in the poster. Especially charlotte in the front rows. Fuck off with this shit

>>2142045
Already happened with Chyna, but no there isn't retard

>>2138491
why is aj next to fucking kofi (is that kofi or rich swann?) and sasha banks?
he's champ that runs the camp, THE wrestler of 2016
at least don't put him behind that fat fuck kevin owens

the fuck

>>2142162
He doesn't draw. He draws record low house show numbers as champ

>>2140449
and smackdown was still better

>>2142166
>2005
18 fucking plus kid

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>>2138491
based Rowdy Roddy R-Truth confirmed

>>2138491
>Ambores ahead of The Phenomenal AJ Styles
>AJ is in the same level as R Truth

>>2142376
Thats what you get when you draw record low numbers for house shows

>>2138491
Should have been
>Lesnar, Taker, Goldberg
>Cena, Styles, KO in the spaces between them
>Everyone else behind them

>>2138491
>Shit Photoshop
>Every Champ Buried
>Only two of the "Draws" can still wrestle and only one of the "draws" is an actual draw

For the love of shit.

>>2140424
>Be a mark
>Always wonder why guys like Eddie and JBL would work together for promos
>WWE Magazine SS cover, Taker staring down JBL
>Wonder how they got Taker to agree to the photoshoot

Why does E Eeyore ha E this gay cartoon filter applied to them?

>>2138495
>>2142000
Romanfags GTFO.

>2017
>Taker carrying the Royal Rumble and Wrestle Mania

Haven't payed much attention to the WWE in well over a decade.

Is it so bad that they have to ask a very old Undertaker to come back to make it interesting?

>>2138723
Royal rumble needs jobbers

>>2142411
Taker will draw more than literally anyone else on the roster right now.

>>2138491
It is so disgusting that charlotte is in the second line with big dog and the universal champion. It really should be Jericho; Better looking blonde too

>>2138600
GAYJ BTFO

>>2142512
>Ric Flair's daughter
>taking a back seat to anyone else

The Fatso should be far out in the back and replaced with Jericho

>>2142496
>Taker will draw more than literally anyone else on the roster right now.

He didn't even affect Raw's rating. Cena's the only Draw on the poster.

SMACKDOWNIES BTFO

>>2138491
>No Ellsworth

Will he be in the Rumble? There could be some fun spots with him getting destroyed by Goldberg.

>Cena in front
>AJ half way to the back
>Corbin not even on the poster
I was hoping it'd be more of a split brand show, but I guess it's a raw show after all.

>>2138692
UNSTABLE

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>>2138600
Fixed version

>>2144586
They don't put anti-draws on the posters

>>2138491

I don't see HBK.

>>2146071
fucking

B A S E D

>>2146071
short, stout, looking like a hobo as champion while a bunch of well built tall mastodons stand behind....you couldn't make this a bigger joke than it already is.

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GOAT

>>2138491
Imagine being Jericho, the most entertaining and most over man in the company, and after all those years still so far in the back.

>>2146071
>poor little manlet

>>2146104
Its probably because Jericho is only entertaining and over to smarks in general. To casuals he is still the original vanilla midget.

In other words, no dimes drawn.

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>>2146104

JUST

>>2140424
I fucking love it. I wish they got creative like this more often.

>>2146104
and he beat Oldberg in a shoot

>>2146071
>that slight white outline around AJ's hair
>ROYAL looking a bit odd due to the lightness of AJ's skin and gloves behind it
0/10 it's like you know nothing about graphic design

>>2146101
I miss how Chyna was always put up as a genuine competitor with most of the men.

>>2146071
>not just putting Roman where AJ was

faggot

>>2146171
I didn't make it, dipshit. It's literally one of the first image results when you Google Royal Rumble 2017

>>2146290
My apologies, I'll forward my complaints to the original designer then.

>>2138491
All the guys up front are over 35. Has WWE finally realized that it makes time to be great sometimes.

>>2140424
>wallstreet millionaire JBL out in the boonies catching illegals

god that was a great period

>>2140424
>Rumble poster inspired by West Side Story

WWE had great taste in musicals, damn

>>2138691
It'd be different

>>2146071
Based

>>2146071

Oh great now the entire front row is just 40+ year olds! Good going, sure showed them!

>>2139258
Hes got you there dude

>>2147530
AJ, Brock, and Cena are all 39. Can you count?

>>2147727

Did they teach you rounding off in middle school?

>>2138491

>AJ is on the same row as Rich Swann and Dolph Ziggler when he's the WWE champion
>Goldberg and Brocketty taking up the space of 5 superstars
>Charlotte where she is
>That meaningless Kalisto in the back
>JUST'd Jericho

My sides know no limits. Confirmed for losing to Cena.

Also: Just as I was about to post I realized that Deanetty was in this poster too despite being a title holder.

>State of WWE in 2017

>>2138491
Now, I may be wrong, but did they shop in Jericho from like 2010?

>>2138578
Even R-Truth made the poster

>>2147911
Why are you talking about Jericho when taker is front and centre with a 2008 render

this poster is stupid
why are all the people in the back different heights? the way it looks Bray is a fucking giant if he towers over Undertaker while being that far back.
Also why are women even on it? They aren't gonna be in the rumble

>>2147921
Oh shit, you're right, somehow I didn't notice. Also I'm fairly certain that's 2013 Bray back there in the Hawaiian shirt.

>>2147934
>taker is such a loser that anon doesn't even notice him when he's the biggest one in the very front of the poster

UNDERCARDER BTFO

>>2142041
Three at the time the poster was made kiddo