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>REST, IN, PEACE...MRALBRAGAH What did he mean by this?

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>REST, IN, PEACE...MRALBRAGAH
What did he mean by this?
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>>2136077
He needs a halls
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>>2136077
So let me guess: Taker botched a promo?
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state of 'carder
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>>2136077
He is preparing his death magik to put the soul of Paul Bearer into Paul Heyman. All he needs to do is to find the urn
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MNOM
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https://twitter.com/FanSportsClips/status/818655715413790721
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The most entertaining thing he has done in years.
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His denture almost fell off, thats why he made that sound
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>>2136265
that... would actually be pretty cool.
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>>2136228
He didn't botch it.
Just made some retarded noise at the very end of it.
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He had a fucking strole
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>>2136585
It was like he couldn't decide whether he wanted to imitate Triple H or Mr. T.
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>>2136077
Sounded like he had a dry throat and he sort of choked. He played it off quite well.
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>>2136727
Did YOU have a fucking strole?
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He snarled. He likely makes that sound every time he does that, he just happened to have a mic too close to his face
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>shows up on Raw to telegraph that he's winning the Royal Rumble

What's the point? He could do the same thing on Smackdown
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>>2137031
no one watches cuckdown
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>>2137031
you do something like that on the A show
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>not knowing undertaker does this every time he does the "rest in piece" bit
18+
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>they left it in
https://youtu.be/bDlsi3BojmI?t=4m13s
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>>2137191
KEK
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18+
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>>2136077
>taketty sinking another promo

DISGUSTING
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Did he cough or something?
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>>2136077
Serious question. How good of a wrestler is he compared to actually good wrestlers? Do people only like him for his gimmick?
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>>2136077
I've come to put an end to thith.
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Mark suddenly remembered all the funny rest in piece buyrates and dimes posts he read on asp and started laughing as he was saying rest in piece
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Is the hair real or fake, i cant tell anymore
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>>2137419
Go watch some of his matches and decide for yourself. His last couple Wrestlemania matches aren't really highly regarded (they were respectively against Shane, a non-wrestler, against Bray Wyatt and against Brock, where he suffered a massive concussion very early on)

His matches with Brock at Summerslam and Hell in a Cell and his match with Punk at WM29 are generally his most well-regarded relatively recent matches.
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>>2137439
No thanks.
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>>2136077
Carder should have retired years ago. I will never respect him after he agreed to bury Bray
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>>2136077
>mrw I came to /asp/ to make this exact shitpost
>>2137031
Raw needs the ratings boost.
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He always does this. He just held the mic up a little longer. It usually sounds more like a growl but I guess his throat was dry.

>>2137419
Taker is a big athletic guy, but he's not a flippy shit wrestler. He works good stories which imo are much more entertaining.
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His air is fucking weird man, like it doesn't look neither like the wet one he had forever nor the "puffy" one when it was dry.
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>>2137439
Shit Undercarder teenage maymays aside, Taker has always been serviceable. Even with his limited repertoire the dude has had some fucking fantastic matches.
>any matches with hbk
>ladder match against jeff at raw, june 24 '02
>angle at no way out '06, an absolute fucking must-watch
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>>2137527
i unironically think Kane vs Taker Wrestlmania XIV is the greatest match between two big guys ever in WWE (and i mean big guys, not fat fucks like Vader or """"big guys'""" like Hogan or brock
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Another pathetic promo from carder
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>>2137527
>lists matches with hbk, jeff hardy, and angle

gee i wonder who could have been responsible for those
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>>2137527
Well if you read the copypasta you'd know that his "good matches" are factored in
>never had a good match until 2006 and even then was carried by far superior workers

That Hardy match was carried by JR
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>>2136077
Taker v Mankind Hell In A Cell is the greatest match of all time and everybody knows it and it turned both men into legends.
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>>2137655
>Taker v Mankind Hell In A Cell is the greatest match of all time
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>>2137666
>six star match
>666
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>>2137525
its fake
its part of the hat kek
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>>2137419
He's pretty shit, and he's always been pretty shit. Generic big hoss with a spooky gimmick. People just mark over literally everything he does because of nostalgia.

He hasn't had a good match in over half a decade.
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>>2137034
even less people watch RAM
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AND WE'RE GOING TO NEW HAMPSHIRE AND IOWA AND PENNSYLVANIA AND OHIO AND CALIFORNIA AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON DC TO TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE.... MNOM!
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>>2138233
simply epic
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>>2137419
He was pretty good after 2003. He's obviously been in since he stopped being able to do work a regular schedule, probably months before that point. He could still have a great match with a good wrestler after that, but these days he has to be carried by the other wrestler and his gimmick.
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>>2136077
What was he trying to say at the end?
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I wish The Undercringer would fuck off already
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>>2137655
Tell me the story of the match then.
Because aside from the disgusting brutality Foley took in that match, it was just a series of garbage weapon spots with no flow or story being told or psychology in play. It was a CZW Tournament of Death first round qualifier match, but done on WWF PPV so suddenly it is hailed as an all time classic.
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>>2138441
Terry Funk got chokeslammed out of his shoes, dummy
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>>2137433
kek
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>>2137527
Claims he is a great wrestler and can only list about 5 matches from a 26 year wwe career.

Taker so bad he wouldnt fill a best of dvd
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>>2137655
Taker vs Mankind HIAC is pure trash. It's truly an awful match. People only remember the two spots, because that's all that really happened in the match. 90% of that match is medics tending to Foley.

I get why it's viewed as important in what it achieved, and why people still talk about it, but as a piece of entertainment on its own merits, it's total dogshit.
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Resta.. Ina....Peaaacce...nymmmkumsmns
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>>2138463
Of course he can, 85% of the DVD runtime would be just his entrances.
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>>2137637
Not Jeff Hardy, that`s for fucking damn sure.
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God that was hard to watch.

The Undercarder is a relic of a bygone era.
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>>2138552
kek
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>>2138441
It showed the brutality of Taker and the toughness of mankind you fucking Mook. What story did Omega and Okada tell?
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>>2138567
wrestling

taker and mankind was just stuntman shit
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>>2138581
They told the story of wrestling. Real deep analysis there bud.
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>>2138567
The match had like a handfull of moves, and the rest of it was Mick laying on a stretcher, or being legit knocked out.

There's a reson that style of "wrestling" is assiociated with the term Garbage Wrestling.
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>>2138585
because you are used to Sports entertainment you fat american pig.

Wrestling doesnt have to have some bullshit story/gimmick in the match it can just be about 2 amazing wrestlers pushing each other to the limit to see who is the best.
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>>2137419
He is a solid 8/10 for a big guy. As a wrestler in general, 7/10.
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>>2137655
That match was fucking terrible. It was exciting because of the stunt work but as a wrestling match it was fucking dog shit
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>>2138607
Wrestling isn't real m9. A bunch of choreographed moves doesn't necessarily make it a good match. It has to be believable and fresh and exciting. That's one of the reason I thought the Okada Omega match was overrated, you could tell exactly what was coming next based on reversal tropes.
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>>2138593
Gave me goddamn chills when mick got up off that stretcher.
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>>2138621
Match of the Year according to everybody's beloved Meltzy Meltz
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>>2138637
Mick could take an inhuman amount of pain, he could actually wrestle too though. To me there has always been a difference between hardcore wrestling and garbadge wrestling.

A well worked HC match still needs some sembelance of skill, timing, and storytelling.

Garbage wrestling is just dangerous spots and weapons. As much as i appreciate what Mick went through to entertain an audience, that style of wrestling encouraged a whole cottage industry of terrible performers who have zero skill to start hitting each other with crap for real, and calling it wrestling. I'm thinking specfically about CZW and other deathmatch feds.

Not to say Mick or even ECW inventes the deathmatch, but they did a lot to popularise it in the west.
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>>2138555
Jeff Hardy is the fucking GOAT
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>>2137419
He's terrible. Slow, meandering, not strong despite being big, bad seller, bad storyteller. The greatest trick Vince ever pulled off was convinving people that this midcarder is a legend. He's all gimmick and protected booking
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>>2137655
The first one with Shawn was far better than that spotfest. The best ever hiac was the first and they will never top it
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>>2137527
Tbh I think one of the reasons why taker is so good is because of his limited set, he's just a big angry dude out to mash shit up and drag ur ass to hell.
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HMMMMRAPHARRRRRRGHUUUURRRRRRRG
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>>2139197
lol FAGGOT
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>>2141240
Yeah that's right. My dick is bigger than yours and I'll split your twink asshole in half if you keep mounting off.
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