RAW GAMETHREAD #5
The Undertaker has arrived!
>>2135806
Anime needs to go
>All these butthurt Smackneets upset at his undead GOATness BTFO out of their once off ratings win
Feels good to be a RAWlpha.
This. is. wrestling.
>Mick crying
ffs
>Taker got a bigger pop than shawn
Mania in new orleans why? Crowds dead.
BEST RAW EVER!!!
>inb4 this is all a ruse to announce WM at New Orleans next year
>>2135806
More like The Dinnertaker.
Who /a/ here?
inb4 THIS IS AWESOME
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP*
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP*
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP*
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP*
>that botched SARAH tattoo around his neck
lmao i will never not find this funny
FANTASY WRESTLEMANIA CARD
ME: Styles vs Lesnar vs Goldberg for the strap
Undertaker vs Cena career buried alive match
Jericho vs Owens for the Universal title
Ambrose vs Kenny Omega for Intercontinental belt
Rusev vs Braun for US title
Sheamus/Cesaro vs Hardys for tag titles
DIY vs The Revival for Smackdown tag title
Charlotte vs Mickie James for Raw women's title
Preshow: Paige vs Emma for Smackdown women's title
Andre Battle Royale
Reigns gets hit with drug suspension again so he doesn't participate.
UNDERCARDER
WHO ROPPONGI VICE HERE
I like when Taker does that to the mic but I wish he did it just for it to look cool
He does it because his big pillow gloves can't hold the mic
>HBK in a top 5 all-time cringe segment
>the fucking undercarder
AIN'T EVEN TUESDAY BUT FUCK IT BOYS
SMACKCHADS WW@?
>>2135833
SEETHING
BIG POP MARK
IM BATMAN
what did he mean?
>>2135833
>HBK promoting movie
rawtists btfo
undertaker is drunk
Please save this shitty show papa Taker
>YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP* UNDERTAKER *CLAP CLAP*
>Smackdown is my home now
>goes to Raw
what did undertaker by mean this?
MY LEGACY
>I'm back
>Leaves
>I'm back
>Leaves
>I'm back
>Leaves
>>2135833
>RAM needed a Smackdown guy to help their ratings
SAD!
>>2135850
>IM BACK!
LMAO he said it again. This man is a walking meme
Taker vs Cena for the belt headlining Mania
based undercarder jumpin ship from cuckdown to raw
lmao even cuckdown drew too little dimes for undercarder
PISSBREAKTAKER
Undertaker going to win the RR, too risky to eliminate him, his bones might shatter.
I THINK IT IMPORTANT
GIF OF STEPHANIE LAUGHING please
UNDERCARDER
UNDERCARDER
UNDERCARDER
>>2135832
What is the average age of royal rumble entrants this year?
Oldertaker
Oh Dang
>>2135850
HERE
>Braun going over taker at mania
What is the point of announcing they are entering the Rumble? Most of them, if they aren't currently holding or contending for a belt, end up in there. Then returns like this should be a surprise
VINCE'S
B
I
T
C
H
>allowed smackdown to beat raw in ratings
does this mean they are wising up to the fact we dont want to see dancing niggers every 3 minutes??
PLEASE BIG WOLF CORBIN KILL THE UNDERTAKER
HE BETRAYED SMACKDOWN
>Undertaker is talking like he is a free slave now
nigga what
>>2135870
Taker was a RAW guy b4 Cuckdown retard
BUT..BUT
WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON?!?!
>be undercarder
>enter the ring
>botch your first line
>>2135878
That's proper grammar shit stick
>Lesnar
>Goldberg
>Undertaker
>Jericho
>Reigns
>Rollins
>Strowman
>Finn will win
why
reminder
How old is Taker?
>>2135885
38 if you don't count jobbers
>purple lighting
>mfw the Undercarder joins the cruiser weight division
Is he a deadman or a ufc fighter with those god damn gloves on
>>2135884
I thought he worked for Smackdown too
>Braun shot
They really are going to do a Braun v Taker match at WM
this is absolute shit
I hope he enters with his ministry theme
the only holes he's dug are for the ratings desu senpai
THE BIG QUESTION IS
ARE KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER TOGETHER?
>I TANK WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT
>>2135899
ROFL, maybe in your trailer trash area, but not here and not anywhere respectable.
You're botching as much as the Undertaker here buddy..
>>2135902
103
>>2135891
Heyman says that it's best to promote for the $$$.
TAKER CONFIRMED SITH LORD!
>That dog tier sound at the end
kek
>>2135897
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO"S SIDE IS HE ON
What a sassy bitch
>>2135905
>taker condition was always a ruse
>he starts flipping like crazy
>flips more than flippy filipino
RATINGS WILL REST IN PEACE MUMMMMMM
Wait. . . that's it? lel
HOLY SHIT WORST PROMO OF THE EPISODE LMAO
This is cringe as fuck, boys.
>Nom
REST IN PEACE EUURRH
That reminded me of the scene from Pirates of the Caribbean. Lord Beckett calls for Davy Jones and Davy Jones shows up saying "I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup", to which Beckett simply notes "apparently you can"
kek what was that groan after he said RIP?
>PEAACEE MRMRRM
>REST IN PEACE HRMGRRM
What the fuck did he mean by this
STEPH AND KEK FOLEY BTFO
>ROOST IN PEACE BHHHHGGGRRMMMM
>>2135920
Darth Taker
OLD DOG TAKER
The fuck was that noise at the end
REST
IN
PEACE
MMMYUMMMMYUMM
>>2135885
62.
daily reminder undercarder wants to put over roman reigns
I Clapped
>>2135933
Cancer
BRAAAUUUUUUUNNNN
I really don't want Taker, Goldberg, Lesnar or Strowman to win the Rumble
REST IN PEACE
MMHHUMMHMM
I THINK
IT IMPORTANT
IT
>next wrestlemania will be the last time we're gonna see Taker again
>>2135927
>seething this much
>hbk would've made his appearance on smackdown to interrupt aj and get the biggest pop of his career
>goes on ram to shill his shitty movie
REST
IN
PEACE
....BLARG
REST
IN
PEACEGAHHHHHH
>that nom at the end
It would have been better if Undercarder used his teleporting powers to get in and out of the ring
WWE twitter just posted that noise he made was not on purpose.
Undertaker Can't feel his arm and just had a stroke.
He's dead.
Rest in Peace.
ROMAN WILL ELIMINATE LESNAR
ROMAN WILL ELIMINATE GOLDBERG
ROMAN WILL ELIMINATE UNDERTAKER
RECORD LOW RUMBLE
I'm super scared right now bros...
>>2135890
Taker is a real monster on politics
>Our new wrestlers are shit and unpopular. We better bring back the old runs to get our ratings up
FUCK CANT BREATH THAT NOISE
It'd be cool if instead of making an entrance he just teleports into the ring for the Rumble
>Women higher than Taker
THE STATE
>They will REST....IN....PEACEMMMMMNOMNOMMMM
NIGGA WHAT WAS THAT
WHAT WAS THAT
>one more hour
>still not announcing his retirement
I THINK IT IMPORTANT
MMUMMGRMGMRGMMHMRHM
HOLY FUCKING BOTCHATAKER
NO WONDER HE IS...
V
I
N
C
E's
B.I.T.C.H
DOG NOISES CONFIRMED FOR BEING HIS BITCH!!!
Why did HBK puss out of the rumble
Im laughing too hard bros. I think Im going to fucking die. grumhum
>>2135978
SPEAK TO ME CONNOR
These retards better give Jericho the US Title tonight. Even if Roman wins it back next week, let Jerigoat complete the title cycle.
>>2135882
disgusting
OK EMMA IS GOING TO INTERFERE IN THIS MATCH AND REDEBUT
I KNOW IT
>>2135942
Senior citizens make strange noises all the time.
My Grandpa sometimes barks like a dog while he's pissing.
Bodies go in the holes, the souls go to the afterlife
you don't dig holes for souls. what a fucking idiot
52 minutes left...
>>2135833
>Raw needs to use Smackdown stars to even compete with Smackdown itself.
Taker confirmed biggest dog of them all
>>2135950
this gay semen demon Irish lad is winning
I like when those old guys show up, but only when they show up unannounced. Imagine in the middle of JeriKO vs. Roman Regins:
>lights go out
>BONG
I would jump out of my chair thinking what the hell is going on and why is Undertaker interrupting this match
At least it would bring some variation to these shit shows
>>2135950
Then it's based Big Dog who will win it while also holding the Universal title, and the US title
He'll challenge Ambrose for the intercontinental title at elimination chamber then beat Cena for the WWE championship match at WM thus holding all four major belts.
BECAUSE THATS BEST FOR BUSINESS
>>2135974
he lost that ability years ago
>>2135943
Holy fucking Nnguhhhh
>Dog noises
>Big Dawg winning belt at 'RR
>taker wins RR
taker vs big dawg confirmed
>>2135962
My sides have left this dimension.
OH GOD I'M FUCKING CRYING
SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
mah boy Show is gonna be on this Rumble as well right?
>>2135806
LITTLE ORCS! BURARUM!
>the ABSOLUTE STATE of the undertaker
RATINGS WILL REST IN MMMMMEEEEUAARGHHH
AND IF ANYONE STANDS IN MY WAY
THEY WILL
REST
IN
PEACE
YUMYYUMYUM
>>2136009
waiting for the 12 hour youtube video of tankers noise
>>2135952
Literally proper grammar.
>>2136011
Nope, He's in the Future
>>2136016
>REST IN PEACE
>*dabs*
>>2136021
Looks like Ramen.
WAIT WHAT? CEDRICK ALEXANDER AND RICH SWAN ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE?
Is that exciting, random stranger?
>>2135962
Hrnomrrr
BASED NOAM
>glurgh
What did he mean by this?
Is 205 a wrestling telenovela?
undercarder just ruined his legacy infront of our eyes. Holy shit thats all people will remember him for HAHAHA
>>2136026
this
HAHAHAHA FAT FUCK
Did KO just say Phil?
>people think Undertaker will be in the match
Yeah. He will be number 25 at best.
Don't expect him anywhere above number 20.
Probably will be 30 desu because his intro is so fucking long.
>>2136026
holy shit
Has KO been the champ that long?
does Chaz
still have a dick?
Haha he said stupid idiot ebic XD :DDDD
Was Undertaker's dog noise at the end of REST IN PEACE the botch of the year so far?
>>2136026
CHRIS DO MY PROMO FOR ME
>Chaz
One of us one of us
>JeriKO will win tonight, lose at the rumble, and slowly fade away without having ever feuded
>>2136042
I hope so
REMOVE LEAF
That interviewer lady was kinda cute
>>2136018
fucking LOL
>>2135909
Could work if the taker agrees 2 lose clean
>Chaz
DONT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!!!!!
>>2136051
DAY OF THE RAKE WHEN
>>2135850
Me, after watching this shit fest of a show.
>>2136038
>Undertaker enters as number 31
Have they ever done a 31 before?
Oh god guys I can't stop laughing at that grunt undertaker did at the end. My sides are hurting so bad.
HAD A DREAM
>>2136053
>lady
>That ass on Bayley
And they say white women don't have ass.
It's Belly (Jay Leno)
>>2136053
>Lady
>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet
So this shit then haitch? Only reason I'm still watching
>>2136056
tfw no bailey gf
>>2136053
Charly is a qt
>BAYLEY LEFT HANGING
MY SIDES
I'm not like most girls
>>2136067
>Mexicans
>White
Bossley
I'M NOT LIKE MOST COWS
>>2136063
There was literally 40 man rumble one year
Yeah fuck this, I'm sleep. Think I'll skip out on ram from now on tbqh
EMMA IS GOING TO INTERRUPT THIS MATCH I JUST KNOW IT
No pop for Sashit
>https://www.clippituser.tv/c/errvk
NIA FATS
MOOOOOOO
>>2136071
give up your hopes, he'll probably show up to wink at the camera at the Rumble when Jasethy gets thrown out
>>2136063
The time they did a 40-man Rumble
>>2136067
>bayley
>white
No
goddamn that bitch is morbidly obese
Nia's entrance is cool
>>2136038
It'd be pretty funny if Goldberg did his usual entrance during the Rumble
10 new people enter as Goldberg is still wandering around backstage, then when he stands in his pyro, another new entrant brushes by him
How can this show get any worse?
maybe nia should lose some weight so she doesn't have a fucking heart attack in the ring?
desu that taker segment made the show for me
>>2136099
kek
>>2136101
your stream is behind
>Nia Jax will never sit in my face and crush my skull
>Bayley and Sasha vs Nia Jax and Charlotte
Why the fuck wouldn't they run this start earlier when they wouldn't have people flipping at halftime?
>>2136100
*Gillberg
WWE should make it so Undercarder uses his powers to put Paul Bearers soul inside Paul Hey Man, thus making him to all weird and wear make up and shit. Brock would be all like bring Hey Man back!. Then he could kidnap Paul from Undercarder and get an exorcist to remove Bearer
>>2136088
FUCK! that shouldn't be as funny as it is
>BIG MATCH CHARLOTTE
>>2136067
>bayley
>white
time to watch Hannity
>>2135806
>Nia Jaxx
>built like an out of shape Dustin Runnels
>isn't even a charismatic mountain like Kong was
Monster women only work if they're don't look like shit.
>>2136111
>>2136111
wot
>>2136068
kek
>>2136088
>NAURGHF
>That one fan holding a picture of him and sasha
Im not like most girls, who only EAT JUST WHAT THEYRE GIVEN!
>>2136111
I would mark this hard
DAT CHARLOTTE WEDGIE
screenshot?
>>2136111
I thought Bearer's family hated Vince?
would you a nia jax?
>>2136111
Rate my interaction with a female /asp/ i took your advice and had a girl from tinder over and we had sex and i held her hand and nestled my nose against hers while we fell asleep.
>mfw
>>2136079
According to the FBI we are fellow gringo
>>2136117
it's a shame, she has a pretty face, but those shit genetics do her in bodywise
>WWE comes to my state on my birthday
>it's Raw
>>2136129
shes is sadly the most attractive on raw
>>2136111
Is this nia? Lol i cant breathe
>>2136129
t h i c c
>>2136111
>this will never happen
it hurts
>>2136129
>thick with no tits
shit genetics tbch
>>2136068
RATE ME
>>2136134
This. Now I can date white women and there's nothing stormies can do
>>2136111
>>2136138
Eric Rowan.
Curtis Axle is still in
>>2136099
Nia jax?
Who here /Grims toy show/ ?
>>2136133
Come on, Bama. Win this.
>>2136111
What
>>2136131
Leaving the dream anon. Seriously it was all a dream your still a virgin well on your way to becoming a wizard.
>>2136147
Womens title is the best looking title on Raw so I can't really blame him
>>2136136
If you had to describe her body type it would be something a long the lines of "Mark Hunt with less muscle and smaller tits".
>>2136111
Kek please some low level writer push for this!
>tfw thirsty as fuck but don't want to get up and miss a minute of this amazing RAW action!
Last digit is how many time Sasha botches
>>2136111
Wtf this is good
>>2136161
just jackoff during the womens match
>>2136111
>mfw Poppa Shongo does the exorcist
WHERE THE FUCK IS DANA?!?!
>>2136111
BOOK IT VINCE
>remember the rumble
PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>>2136154
>videogame """""athletes"""""
I can't fap to this match
Who here /PeachPeople/ ?
>>2136111
six stars
>>2136111
Okay RAM writers we know you lurk here. PUSH THIS
>>2136170
REMEMBER IT
Memba rumble?
>>2136111
Charlotte having to carry the match becuase battle cow gets gassed to easy.
>>2136111
>break new day up
>Kofi adopts a witchdoctor character
>Brock and Undercarder face off in the first ever exorcism match at wrestlemania with Kofi as the special guest referee
Anyone else book matches and feuds with their wrestling figures?
Do we really need Taker vs Brock again, though?
>>2136111
10/10 would mark
/asp/ is not dead
Nia is getting fatter and fatter every week, bitch need to hit the gym
>>2136185
ya seething
God damn, Charlotte is sexy as fuck.
Superior genetics.
>>2136173
Right here Sparkle Crotch.
I barely watch wrasslin, how long has charlotte been champ now? She was champ last time I watched raw too.
I don't even think she's that good, if her last name wasn't Flair no one would give a fuck about her.
>>2136178
autism
>>2136111
Has Nia gotten bigger?
>>2136181
>Does one spot
>Tags out
>>2136185
SEETHING
>>2136196
She traded the title with the horse faced bitch like 6 times
5 0
5
0
>>2136188
>>2136185
NEVAR.I love penis in my poophole too much
>>2136129
Yeah.
>>2136199
yes, and she looks like an obese Romulan
They should have the Steiner bro's return and attack the cruiserweights while summoning the power to bring back Glacier and Mortis to enter the rumble and claim it's for the echoes of isles of the power.
>>2136205
jelly desu
How much does that fat cow weigh? Is she 300+ pounds?
>>2136190
This new gimmick isn't as gay as Triphammer but it's still annoying seeing you pretend like you don't kill this board when it doesn't have a gamethread up.
Did Graves just have a stroke?
>>2136210
lol dude put me in the reddit screen cap!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXX
ALICIA FAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXX
HERE IT COMES BOYS!
Who is this twat?
>>2136210
holy shit 10/10
>Based Big Racemixer Noam
>pinning your number one contender with a leg drop
Is this raw or impact?
>>2136205
>Me on the left
ALICIA FUCKS
Anyone else a bit suspicious that Nia might be wearing a fat suit? Her face doesn't match her body and she's always wearing those fullbody outfits that show very little skin. It would allow her to appear strong but still agile and wouldn't get easily tired like a legit fat person would.
FIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX
>>2136188
When I was like 10 years old.
>>2136205
That kid knows true joy. Life is gonna hit him like a freight train i hope he stays like that for as long as he can.
BASED NOAM
ALICIA FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS
Black people are groce
that swerve tho...
that sign looooooool
>>2136210
haha epic as fuck, would watch raw again after not watching since 2007 if this happened
I want to tongue Alicia Fox's outer belly button
IT'S A -*click*
>tfw Noam is no longer /ourguy/ because he has actually kissed a woman
I actually like love triangle story lines and thats not a work brother
THE MADMAN
based noam
/asp/ DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR
OH SHIT WHY
LOL @ drowning that fat white bitch in cheerios
>>2136213
>tfw raw only has 30 minutes left
COLE O'CLOCK MOTHERFUCKERS
>Alicia was testing Noam's potential as a bull
>>2136230
missing out bro
could've had like several royal rumbles and wrestlemania matches by now
28 here and just starting booking matches again after missing out the last 4 years with having a girlfriend and real life. feels good man
>>2136240
>tfw Noam is no longer /ourguy/ because he has actually kissed a woman
Yeah, unlike you you fucking weeaboo. You will never feel love, fucking fat ass nerd. "miku is my waifu", lmao grow up and maybe you'll kiss a woman, you faggot.
LEAKEST WINK
>>2136241
cuck
First Big Racemixer Noam and now Big Brands Titus almost makes RAM not shit.
Is the commentary drunk?
So many botches.
Paige is still employed?
>>2136221
>He doesn't know /ourguy/
>>2136205
That's a very old picture of me..... how did you get that?
>new day is still a thing without being in the title picture
FUCK OFF PAIGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2136210
Why not? that'd actually be pretty epic tbhfam
Dar unironically the best of the cruisers and doesn't even have to wrestle
titus brand is a goat gimmick
>>2136258
The commentary sucks. You know that, man
Yeah, they really showed Titus the power of positivity by immediately insulting him for daring to think he could join their group
>>2135806
Is this Real??
>>2136258
>There's still only three members of the new day, Titus, Xavier, and KofI
Anyone else catch that?
Who's /Titusbrand/ here?
>>2136272
didn't see the commercial for the dvd earlier tonight?
YOUR BUYRATES
>>2136273
Yes , anybody who knows how to count probably caught that
>>2136273
Yeah and both Cole and Corey messed up again after that.
Titus teams with Darren Young again and they recruit Mark Henry
Call themselves The Newer Day
>>2136271
New Days are heels desu
>>2136274
#MakeItAWin
F A B U L O U S
YES YES
DIAMONDS ON MY NECK
CAUSE IM FABULOUS
CAPICHE!??
Anyone else have this as their ringtone or on their ipod?
>>2136251
Go to bed, Ross
You've got to be up for work
Affirmative action was a mistake.
>>2136274
Its growing on me I think im gonna be a Titus guy but only if he adopts pic related as his gimmick
He kissed his son on the lips
>>2135917
You're legit stupid.
Bootyjuice: it ma-makes sure youbllulaintbluoo
>>2136292
right here
>>2136317
Is that Odell? He really is gay
>>2136205
>ywn have action figures made in your likeness