RAW GAMETHREAD #4
Screw the cruiserweights can we have Emma instead?
I just want a successful luchador...
First for fuck raw
crowd is dead
only RAM in 2017 could ruin HBK
Lover's spat
>>2135458
inb4 generico
Had to turn it off it's so bad this week
WHERE IS HE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Royal Rumble 2010
This was a good one
>1 hour and 32 minutes left
Remember the Rumble.
Except that one in 2004. Don't remember that one.
>>2135447
>can we have Emma instead
Hottest wresting Diva is Alexa or Emma?
One of the best raws ever
Oh no happy dancing black man is becoming an angry sterotype.
>Edgetty
>>2135480
Just kill me
>Edge
I miss Edge ;_;
This is a 6 star RAW
What was the best Rumble of all time?
>>2135495
1997
I hope Big Daddy Cool Diesel returns at the Royal Rumble
I'm conflicted
It's great Raw is 3 hours but even with their big ass roster THEY STILL CANNOT PUT ON A GOOD SHOW
so I fear that with a 2 hour show they'll be less shit but maybe less good stuff too
Idk
How do you like my product, anon?
>>2135495
2017 when Angle wins
>>2135495
1999
>>2135482
Alexa because she has more sex appeal and a better face.
GOAT?
>>2135495
2004
>mfw
>>2135495
2004
>>2135480
>tfw you're watching a shitty wrestling show out of obligation
I just want to watch Smackdown and have fun. RAM was a mistake
>>2135495
The one in my stomach right now.... manot I'm hungry .... but raw is so good right now ! I don't wanna miss any action
>>2135499
it's shit
>undercarder walks down the ramp
UNDERTAKER! UNDERTAKER! UNDERTAKER!
>undercarder takes off his hat
YOU STILL GOT IT *CLAPCLAP* YOU STILL GOT IT
>undercarder gets the mic
YOU DESERVE IT *CLAPCLAP* YOU DESERVE IT
>>2135507
the big dog is a roll tide fan
based big dog wins once again
NEXT WEEK BROS
DON'T WORRY ITS HAPPENING
33 decides who is gonna win this year in the rumble
>>2135480
>yfw Undertaker never shows up, and he was advertised alongside HBK just for viewers
Fuck
>>2135478
ALICIAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
>>2135507
Ha! Based Crimson Tide drowning those tiger faggots
>>2135517
Corbin
>>2135499
Why does her face do that when she smiles? Her smile is pretty but if you look at the nose and eyes it looks like she is screaming.
>>2135517
Based Brock Lesnar
>>2135517
Chris Benoit
>>2135483
The art of troleing is that you have to make it halfway believable.
>The A Brand
>The flagship show
Reigns
>>2135480
Yeah but an hour of that is the undercarder's entrance
>>2135517
Balor
>>2135517
Based Miz
I'm out 1.5 hours of this shit.
Back to watching highlights on Youtube only.
Literally going to stick to outlaw wrestilng and Nip stuff after watching WWE mainly since 96
>>2135517
Strowman
>>2135517
the big dog
>>2135519
>>2135517
Ryder
>>2135517
Alicia FooOOOOOOooocks
>>2135514
>undertaker stutters and botches a line
THIS IS AWESOME *clapclapclapclapclap*
THIS IS AWESOME *clapclapclapclapclap*
>>2135517
BMAJ
>>2135533
DAMMIT
>>2135533
It's so easy to get numbers on this slow ass board
>>2135533
winrar
>>2135533
BASED /MIZ/
>>2135533
Fuck yeah
>Mizard wins again
>>2135533
>>2135533
YEAH
>>2135533
Big Hollywood Mike so Based.
>>2135533
DAS
IT
MAN
>>2135533
>>2135544
do it then fag
>>2135533
Based Big Movie Mike.
based ms. mcmahon dominating the lesser females
>>2135533
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
BASED STEPH
Holy shit guys, what if Undercarder shows up just to shill that stupid fucking penguin movie?
Based Steph burying those ugly skanks
>>2135553
I already did fag. Look at the dubs
Steph looks bigger and badder than both of these bitches
Even the women get buried. HAHAHAHA
>>2135533
El basado Gran Hollywood Mike
>>2135533
YASSSS KAAANG
>>2135515
>roll tide
>Club gets Jobber entrance
They should just leave now
>>2135558
Id mark out like a bitch
>club gets the jobber entrance
>>2135528
I'm just enjoying raw bruh... and like the Big Dog says..... you can Believe that! :)
>It's Ms McMahon
Levesquetty btfo
The way Sasha bobs her head when she talks is so cringe.
And steph's arms make me want to vomit. The raw women as a whole are just terrible
>>2135560
nah get 33 ya fag
>pushing Botcha vs Steph
BASED MACHINEGUN
IPADS FOR ALL THE KIDS
>>2135558
I think that would make this the best RAM of all time and add another nail into the undercarders burial
>>2135565
>loli
>sexaro
Was putting cesaro and Sheamus together the only good thing RAM did since the draft?
>HEY MAN, WE CAME TO LOSE AND JOB AGAIN
>You can almost make an Elimination chamber with all the people on the commentator table atm
who would win?
>>2135576
i said 33 fag do it
>club jobbing again
>Stupid accent
MICKS BTFO
>jobber entrance
>there are people who think outlaw Nippon wrestling isn't better than this garbage
>>2135582
Based Machine Gun
Karl Anderson is basically a poor man's AJ Styles
>>2135517
John Cena
>Buried Club
>>2135565
Jokes on you, photos of me are non-existent.
anderson has a good voice
>jobber club on commentary
Who thought this was a good idea?
I feel bad for Karl and Gallows. AJ is having a god-like run and getting cosmic pops while The Club gets crickets and jobber entrances.
>>2135577
B-brad!?!?
>>2135588
never heard of it
never seen it
>>2135582
the machine gun karl anderson
Cesaro is so bad with a mic. I have to mute the TV.
>>2135582
>implying Saxton hasn't been hiding his power level this whole time
He wins clean and it's not even close
>nearly giving Jasethy the first legitimate win over Braun
State of RAM.
is women wrestling main eventing again ffs
BASED MACHINE GUN
>taking about his nip championships
kek is he shooting at this point?
>Karl BTFO Cesaro on the mic
push this man for the love of god
Damn Karl, mic-wise, shows you how bad Cesaro is in comparison.
>>2135610
its their gimmick
theyre on huge guaranteed contracts
>>2135607
kinda, since the handicap match wont actually be a match
>>2135599
It's the real 'in' things right now ... all the neckbeards worship it
Lol I was wondering why you fags were calling it RAM till I saw the new logo. Literally the worst design ever. Are WWE looking for the Fisher price audience.
>>2135582
It woulnd't be you, you fucking weeaboo. get the fuck away from my board.
Jesus, Anderson is BTFO of Cesaro. He's so fucking good on commentary
Rate this big dog
>>2135610
WWE acknowledges IWGP titles. They made a big deal about Brock's when he returned. This is nothing new nor scandalous.
>>2135611
Damn
>>2135607
Taker will close the show
>>2135611
Now do a barrel roll
>Taker returns
>30 minute walk-out
>announces he will be in the rumble
>drops mic
>bong
>>2135611
>>2135533
I CAME TO PLAY
>>2135572
here
>>2135623
so stronk/10
>>2135616
Are the huge guaranteed contracts a work? There's no way they make AJ or Nakameme money just to job to new day
>>2135582
>mikumaiwaifu
you can't even spell properly. fucking weebs I swear to god.
>>2135607
>mfw you realise women's wrestling is being pushed hard because foley's daughter is going to start wrestling
>>2135624
IWGP and CMLL are the only championships that WWE recognize in the modern era. They recognize NWA championships but during and before the WCW era.
>>2135620
>that theme
kys
>>2135632
benoit urself
>>2135632
>>2135623
This guy walks into the club and slaps your girlfriends ass wat do/10
>>2135623
needs to be updated with the new tag titles senpai
>>2135639
aengoth is basically just neville
>>2135635
Its their gimmick
>>2135644
pray that I'm next
Lmao i have a hot asian wife
KARL ANDERSON CONFIRMED LIVING THE ULTIMATE WEEABOO DREAM
when will we see his hot asian wife
Based Machine Gun is saving this show
>>2135653
Anyone can do it
>asian wife
confirmed beta
>hot Asian wife
>>2135582
I bet you mark out for Cesaro weebfag
>HOT ASIAN WIFE
mmm das it mane
>Shesaro
Why
>>2135623
mic/10
>>2135653
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS SORCERY?
Omg gallows is going to win a match??? Nvm
HE HAD TO GET
>"kicked out"
>Sheamus merely raised his shoulder
>ram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NeHuWNHJEY
I GOT 3 KIDS THAT WANT IPADS
I GOT A HOT ASIAN WIFE THAT WANTS AN ESCALADE
Based machinegun
>>2135660
this board is slow as ass
FUCK MICHAEL COLE
BURIED 4 ETERNITY
Ayy, that ending was hella cliche, yo.
>>2135660
I didn't dare reply. 2 spook
>>2135661
>gallows winning a match
LMAO
IN JAHPAN WE WON TITLES ALL OVER DA PLAYCE. Well its all over bruh, now youre getting buried by shesar. Lol.
They only bring up the iwgp belts to bury new Japan because they are nothing but the minor leagues when compared to the World Wrestling Entertainment
Based Shesaro
How can someone "produce" the Undertaker? The urn?
Do any of you actually like Raw, like unironcally?
>Undertaker comes out to shill Surfs Up 2
>Rusev comes out saying he should be CGI'd into the movie
>>2135646
>bosmer neville
yeah p much
>>2135639
I don't know what this is, but it looks gay
>>2135499
I would fuck your products if you catch my drift
>>2135679
no this shit is god awful. i'm just watching it to lol at other people suffering through it online.
>>2135653
O mah gawd
>>2135679
Yes
Let's try something harder
>>2135689
How is Reigns overcoming the odds this time? Does KO accidently hit Jericho to setup the big dog spear?
>inb4 a new fake undertaker
Based Anderson
>>2135679
No, I just watch it because I had the night off. Also to laugh at the Rawtist.
>>2135680
GOTTA
>>2135679
I enjoy Raw
Undertaker comes out and interferes in the womens tag match chokeslamming all of them and then challenging Charlotte for the womens title at WRESTLEMANIAAAAA!!!!!
book it.
>>2135691
Two (2) Spears
>>2135692
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!
>>2135639
Whoa who made this that's pretty neat
Can we just stop giving this shit show ratings?
>>2135691
No you stupid mark. Jericho is going to hit KO, while KO is distracting the ref and that's going to setup a big kek spear
>>2135694
>hot asian wife is a wasp
Spooky.
Remember when Seth Rollins broke up the SHIELD by beating Roman with a chair
good times
>>2135694
kek aren't koreans the niggers of the asian community?
1 Hour left
WHAT
>Advertise Foley/Taker next
>Suddenly Roman
>>2135709
Nah that's his old buddy
>>2135710
that would be filipinos
>>2135639
how about now?
WHERE'S UNDERTAKER???
>shield buddy
>mfw I'm watching a fucking kid's show
only doing it for the big dog jesus christ
wtf I love the WHAT chants now
tf was mick a ghost?
>the cuck went full white face
>>2135710
>can't tell the difference between koreans and vietnamese.
>>2135447
did mick foley shave his head? i could have sworn it was longer before
yet another Mick Foley promo crying about MUH SCARS
>roman getting WHAT?! chants even in scripted backstage promos
LMAO jesus Vince just pull the plug
>>2135720
THERE IS ANOTHER HOUR LEFT IN THE SHOW
>Jobber entrance for Foley
Mick looks like a cancer patient
>>2135705
Skyrim/Oblivion characters from >>>/vg/tesg/ get recreated in 2K17 and they beat the shit out of eachother on live streams every friday night.
BONG
>>2135680
GETTA
Fuck off Cuck
gong when
>>2135724
oh fuck off thais are way worse than us
Undertaker should form a new ministry to try and get some younger dudes over
ROMAN REIGNS IS A GOD ON THE MIC NOW
HOLY FUCK
that cheeky pop
kek
>a trip from the darkside
ffs
>>2135679
If I didn't enjoy RAW in at least some way or another I probably wouldn't be watching right now.
>>2135725
they tried their best to clean that shit up
wtf i love Miss McMahon now
Daily reminder the GOATertaker wouldn't be caught dead appearing on SJWDown
EL ESTADO DE RAM
>the state of these dimes
Doesn't this cunt ever go away?
where is emma?
Lel based Steph working us
At least Stephanie is obviously heel now
Based Steph and her cute heels
sacrifice to him Mick
KEK Based Steph
STEPH NO
GONG
based Steph
>>2135724
>implying anybody can
Why does Stephanie have to make herself the center of attention always?
nice ear bro
P R O D U C E
holy shit
I remember joking last week about whether them calling Undertaker showing up a rumor in the promos would lead to him not showing up and Stephanie trolling the shit out of everyone and here we are
WORKED
>These crowds reactions
Cuck foley BTFO
>>2135758
Thats what women do
>steph and her fat fucking arms
im gonna puke
>inability to produce the undertaker
lol undercarder is foleys failed abortion? state of this writing
HISTORIC
I
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T
O
R
I
C
>Congratulations Mick, you've effectively killed RAW.
fuck off steph
>GETTING FIRED
YAAAAASSS QUEEEENNNNNN SLAAAYYY
>"MICK, YOU'RE F-"
gong
does Mick enjoy being bow beaten
>>2135758
pls put your penis in a vagina
YouhavekilledRAWmcfolly.jpg
B O N G
O
N
G
Kill Stephanie
BONG
>bell sounds
so that's what he meant by gong
HOLY SHIT HE'S HEREEEE
HE IS FUCKING HERE
UNDERTAKERR!?!?! CAN IT BE HOLY FUCK
>UNDERCARDER OUT TO TANK THE RATINGS
its not really him
>Empty buzz
Even she knows Ram kills crowds
>>2135772
being this cucked
They had to bring oldtaker for ratings
BIG POP CALAWAY
Ratings. Will. Rest. In. Peace.
BREAKING NEWS: CURRENT RATINGS 1.1
T A K E R
BONG
WE DID IT RAW BROS
WE SUMMONED THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!
WE WIN AGAIN IN THE RATINGS HAHAHAHAHA
> B O N G
> B O N G
> B O N G
> B O N G
> B O N G
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN WHAT
>yfw it's heyman
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS HERE
It's new day
do they not think Undertaker is still incredibly over with the fans that they had to tease and hype his appearance like this to build anticipation?
E M M A T A K E R
>Steph is smiling
>everyone is happy
Taker coming over should be to scare people, it should be a moment of surprise
He is but a shadow of his former self
>state of ccuckdown
UNDERDRAWER WITH THE POP
BONG
BONG
BONG
THIS HITS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_TJm9QPX0
HOLY FUGGGGG HE'S BACK
>Undercarder
TRAITOR UNDERTAKER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A SMACKLAD
>never the guy
>never drew a dime
just woke up what did i missed
>No dimes walking
Imagine wasting one of Taker's appearances on this shit
What should I get from 7 11?
WHO'S THIS OLD FUCKER??
LOOKS LIKE HE'S DEAD LMAO
>ALL THESE DIMES
>>2135780
Fucking kek this is best meme /asp/has produced
>steph corpsing after the gong
CUTE!!!CUTE
>that unique font for undertaker
TOP KEK
>>2135800
Dubs for truth.
>ASP FUMING
Why the fuck are they having another WM in NARLEANS?
The crowd has been fucking DEAD all night.
>>2135799
Id mark out not even lying
HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS CANCER
OOOOOTANGANA
BASED TAKER
>>2135811
A Brookie
Strowman vs Taker at Wrestlemania ?
>>2135811
A pack of cigarettes
>>2135808
One of the worst returns
Give him the fucking motorcycle back
then maybe he'll be able to get to the ring before the show ends
BAWD GAWD IT'S LEBRON!!! HE ATTACKED UNDERTAKER FROM BEHIND
Oh good, looks like his hair grew back
Bald/mohawk Taker always weirded me out because I was so used to him with long hair
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP*
YOU'VE STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP*
>>2135811
An 11.
>>2135758
she's a cunt, and her last name is McMahon
I mean, if she wasn't the way she is, it would tear asunder the very essence of time and space
THE
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDER
TAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>allowed smackdown to beat raw in ratings
does this mean they are wising up to the fact we dont want to see dancing niggers every 3 minutes?
GASSED ALREADY
>>2135811
Nachos and a coke slurpee
10 min entrance
no fucks givin
>>2135811
Heartburn and indigestion. Or nachos.
past the step test, those new hips dont lie
Oh boy, another washed up old wrestler for nostalgia.
This is so lame.
>>2135514
>>undercarder walks down the ramp
>UNDERTAKER! UNDERTAKER! UNDERTAKER!
You called it
>Few weeks ago on SD: Undercarder claims SD was always his show and pledges allegiance to them.
>Now on RAM
wat
Undertaker is being sassy
>>2135884
NOBODY CUNT ROLLS THE UNDERCARDER
>REST, IN, PEACE...MRALBRAGAH
What did he mean by this?
what the hell was that at the end there
the cringe
>>2135914
Children don't mainly watch this, it's all adults.
Jesus RAM sucks so damn bad, I want to kill myself. This is what I used to watch on Monday nights to get rid of the thought that it's the first day of the week.
>>2135932
He choked on his own tongue and tried to make it sound threatening
>yfw taker dies during the Rumble
2 hours of shit. 1 hour of shit left.
who/29 holes for 29 souls here?
>>2135818
Becuz we produce money you stupid ass.
>>2135742
cause didnt he have a shorter version of his long hair before lmao?
>>2135811
skoal and a sugar free freezie, bro
>>2135818
We can't even get a raw or smackdown here in Atlanta. We got a shit WWE live last month. Why don't Vince love us man? Is it cause we were the home of WCW :(
I wonder if nia washes that body suit its been the same green and black power ranger thing every week. Bet when she waes those farts just fly outta there.
>>2135759
JUST