RAW GAMETHREAD #3
Where HBK shills for his movie and we pray for the Undertaker to come take us away.
Would you sniff lanas ass?
this is fucking awful
I CAN NOT DRAW
I LOWER BUYRATES
I'VE GOT THE LOOKS
THAT DRIVES VIEWERS AWAY
I'VE GOT THE MOVES, THAT REALLY MOVE EM
OUT THEIR SEATS
AND HOME EARLY
I'M JUST AN ANTI-DRAW
(ANTI-DRAAAW)
WON'T FILL ARENAS
(FILL AREEEENAS)
>>2135104
yes
>POST YFW RAM
Cringe cringe cringe
Can someone explain the appeal of HBK?
I had sex, lost weight, and am over the age of 18, and yet... I still don't get it.
RAM LOSES AGAIN RAM ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>2135104
buttsniffers should be gassed desu
>Bulgarian George Clooney
FUCKING BASED
BULGARIAN GEORGE CLOONEY
BASED RUSEV WORKING MY DICK
>>2135118
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*
>>2135124
>EMMA STONE BTFO
Based RURU handsome as fuck
Don't know about you guys, but hot damn Lana looks good tonight.
This is fucking retarded
>>2135127
Nostalgia mostly.
>two hours left
How is Rusev so fucking BASED?
I cannot watch this. It's physically painful.
Rusev is fucking based
MAKE RUSEV GREAT AGAIN
BASED RUSEV.
jesus what is this segment
>>2135131
Fire Emblem is fucking based.
they ruined it already
>But anyways... put my wife in that movie
kek
Rusev is too based for this company
Send him to Lucha Underground so he can storm the temple with his Russian black ops team
absolute cringe from rusev cuck
>it's a RuRu gets BTFO by a star of yesteryear for the benefit of no one episode
Again
This is the worst promo of 2017
I have to leave
Fuck off Big Cuck.
BASED FUCKING RUSEV
god how can one man be so awesome
The bulgarian george clooney
BULGARIAN GEORGE CLOONEY
>YFW LANA'S GOLDEN GLOBES
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED KEK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
STOP!!! STOP!!! THE CRINGE IS TOO HIGH!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
Stop posting /pol/ shit
WHY IS HE STILL IN THE FUCKING WHEEL CHAIR
This is one of the worst promos I've ever seen.
el gran trasero y el paralitico enzo
How is he still in a fucking wheel chair after getting put through a table 4 weeks ago?
Not these guido fucks.
>Memezo & Big Ass
FUCK THE SEGMENT WAS ACTUALLY BIT OK.... WHY THE FUCK THIS ENZO KEK SHOW UP
what the fuck is going on lmao this is so bad it's just a little good
>Memezo and Ass get a bigger pop than Shawn fucking Michaels
You just know Shawn is pissed as fuck for Rusev busting his balls
Rusev saving this segment
then these faggots come out
Rusev also gets to fuck Lana on the reg.
Why do I even go on
How the fuck is Rusev the HEEL in all of this? He is literally and unironically right about everything.
Oh man this is awful
>>2135081
>Enzio and cass
time to turn off my TV
>>2135167
kek every time
Big Cuck
ENZO ABORE
Guys, this is bad. This is really fucking awful. I think SD won this week again. Why the fuck is Jinder even out here?
AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS BIG KEK
ELLSWORTH IS FUCKING HIS BITCH
AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
>Big Cass still hasn't dropped this cringe worthy manlet and gone out on his own
>>2135179
kek
hope enzo stays on a wheelchair forever
>raw can't even get a good promo out of legend
>Big Cuck
Still taking care of his wheelchair bound Guido friend when Ellsworth is fucking his girlfriend.
Enzo ignored HBK's help, lol HBK getting fucking buried
>>2135180
>implying HBKetty was ever over
Those cheers were pipped in
>HBK literally came out to do a fucking promo
I should have expected RAW just being typical RAW.
I bet Undertaker will come out just to say he's back like he did 2 months ago, and then not show up until a week or 2 before Wrestlemania.
That POP FOR MEMZO AND BIGASS
Cuppa haters btfo
This is the fucking segment. Rusev shooting on hbks movie. Are you fucking serious. Now i like raw but this making it really difficult to not say smackdown>raw.
Then you have cass and enzo repeating the same line over and over and over again. Why are they so over.. i mean theyre all right but come fucking on.
Post yfw Shawn SCM Enzo and rips his shirt off to reveal a tattoo of the Bulgarian flag
>>2135184
same reason straight white men are considered evil
>enzo buries himself for hbk's benefit
Great episode.
>>2135192
They're both utter shit.
>only an hour in
There is no way you fucks can seriously still defend RAM.
Was Ginger Mahal always that big?
the omega cringe from rusev almost killed me
never let him on the mic again. put jinder on the mic, hes based
>>2135191
Carmella needs to be slimed, SLIMED
you know Vince jerks off when he thinks about taking Cass solo
I think this is retroactively ruining shawn michaels
>>2135179
THE FUCKING STATE OF RAW
THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING
Goddammit this whole shit is cringe central.
>>2135153
*was
Shawn help out Rusev you both do superkicks
What the fuck
KILL THEM ALL JINDER
>>2135208
Jesus Christ please make it stop!
How come people lose their touch after they leave the ring a few years?
Goldberg promos suck.
Edge promos suck.
HBK promos suck.
Rock is the only one that does okay promos.
>the pianist
Lmfaoooo
END
THIS
SEGMENT
I hate how these queers always say the same shit over and over every week and then list shit how are you doing?
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS CRINGEY AS FUCK!
>Penist
HBK wants Cass' Pianist
Jesus christ this is awful
AMERICAN PIGS
watching on mute
why is this still going on?
Fucking please stop it. Bring Sasha and Bayley back out, it'll be less cringey.
>>2135226
Prob cuz Rock is acting 24/7 and the rest are doing nothing but counting money.
HBK WITH THE DAD JOKES!
>mfw all these american pigs being haters on this segment
End it
Just end it.
It's only been an hour.
holy shit this is so bad, someone make it stop
>Jinder will never get a serious push
END IT
this shit is so bad it makes me want a sasha match
*GONG*
LOW
BUYRATES
COMING
YOU DUN IT NOW
YOU MADE ME THE PPV MAIN EVENT MATCH TODAY
EMMALINA NEXT SEGMENT GET HYPE
I'm gonna go kill myself. No Hell could be as bad as this.
FUCK RAM
Smackdown won
( ._.)
again
( ;_;)
Isnt Rock supposed to show up soon to announce his annual WM Promo
how long until RAM moves to comedy central?
>>2135184
People don't like to hear the truth.
>Shorter than Jinder
The state of "Big" Cass
S-H-I-T
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
>Based Enzo and Lenny working /asp/ every week
>>2135246
You almost got me that time
JINDER IS SO FUCKING BASED
TALL
JACKED
GOD ON THE MIC
GREAT LOOK
GREAT GIMMICK
PUSH NOW
Kill me
Raw what the fuck
>jinder (6'5") almost the same height as big cass
Jesus Lana is so fucking hot.
>>2135246
Please god soon. My guess is at 15 mins till top of hour.
Goddamn Jinder is swole as fuck.
Damn Enzo is really short even Based HBK dwarfs him
>Jap crowd
full of qt's and people who are of normal weight
>WWE crowds
Fat fucks and neckbeards
What went wrong?
Jinder has nasty juice veins
>>2135257
>â–¶and this right here is big cringe
Fucking RAM
>>2135246
Rule 63 Kenny Omega is Next
I LOVED YOU SHAWN, AND YOU BETRAYED ME
Belt: RAM
Naito: Me
that was Old Day level bad
>1 hour and 50 minutes left
>there are people who liked this segment
This is why wrestling is dying. Or at least should
my mom loved that segment
I'm pretty sure that there's cringe literally radiating off my computer screen from that segment.
>>2135220
The new ones are great though.
inb4 not liking the anime(it was always anime) designs.
IT'S OVER
>>2135242
good
>>2135264
he's one of the few who is willing to use steroids
>that absolute silence during this segment
Fuck I thought Smackdown was shit.
>>2135259
this
God you can tell HBKs back is so fucked he can hardly walk
>Big Ass
>>2135245
>>2135226
>Goldberg promos suck.
?????????????????
>>2135264
>Not seeing all that acne on his shoulders and back
The guy is juicing, and it's not even subtle.
>>2135224
who is this lovely chinese cartoon character?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAMFAGS
HOW DO YOU EXCUSE THAT FAILED ABORTION OF A SEGMENT?
>>2135283
More please
>>2135279
few new superstars, i should have said
Should i have hit her with a belly to belly suplex instead of putting her down?
Any of you guys ever heard of John Canton?
>>2135226
Because Rock was an actor not a wrestler.
reminder that the cruiserweight match has objectively been the best thing on RAM tonite
>>2135245
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY
THERE'S NO BUYS THIS TIME
>>2135224
Do not sexualize tomoko..
SMACKDOWN WON AGAIN
>>2135292
i'm genuinely happy for you, anon
we should all be so lucky
Rawtists should just off themselves. That 1st match was pretty alright and I actually thought tonight could be alright for you guys, but this is just a fucking train wreck.
>>2135292
>HOT POCKETS ON THE COUNTER
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>2135264
"spot me, skeeter"
>>2135297
>>2135292
post her feet
>>2135226
You now realise that your childhood favourites were as boring as the jokes they have now and that wrestling has always been shit.
>>2135277
>inb4 not liking the anime(it was always anime) designs.
Nah that's not the issue, you're right. It's that they ruined the support system with the stupid fucking children mechanic and oversimplified core gameplay elements. And maybe it's just me but all the characters seem so much flatter and gimmicky in the new games.
>>2135292
ya did good kid
These Raws we get now make the ones we got with 30min Authority promos to start the show look like classics
Has Broken Matt Hardy turned up to declare himself for the royal rumble?
>>2135277
I didn't buy the newest ones because of the absolutely awful translating job Nintendo of America did, they changed half the characters personalities and replaced the other half with memes
>>2135295
Lana's tits too
Hahaha what a cool segment !!!
Can't wait for shawn's movie too.... He almost looks like tom cruise
Cuppa haters!! LMao love Enzo ..... how funny was "beauty and the beast".. 5 star segment right there ..... can't believe only half the show is over
>>2135264
spot me, skeeter
Whats the point of having brand wars for smack vs raw?
I dont think anyone could ever actually be a Raw fan.
Vince should ne sucking Rusev's cock instead of treating him like shit. He's consistely good on the mic and I already lost count how many times he saved terrible promos
Cass needs to hit the gym.
He's looking a little thick.
>>2135131
They do.
>>2135292
>anon finds a happy couple and tries to pass it off as himself
>>2135319
*thicc
>>2135317
I mean, he made HBK pop on live TV. That's not easily done.
>>2135264
"spot me, skeeter"
>>2135316
vince wants to play with his toys
hbk just here to promote a shitty movie and put over enzo and kass
>>2135317
Rusev is unironically a top 5 promo guy in the company now.
Cass has B cup tits and long hair im conflicted.
Big cas needs a haircut
>THAT FUCKING BOTCH
BIG ASS LITERALLY CANT WRESTLE
why don't any wrestlers do chokeslams or powerbombs anymore
WOW !!! HOLY FKK I JUST SAW A LIVE SWEET CHIN MUSIC !
What a match , wow
>>2135320
I've been posting this joke for months and you're the first person to get it.
this is the worst combo of promo/match I've seen in a long fucking time
weak ass big ass
>BIG BOTCH
THAT ABSOLUTE GARBAGE SWEET CHIN MUSIC
ELLSWORTH'S NO CHIN MUSIC ACTUALLY BEATS THE ORIGINAL
Big Cass is weak as fuck.
Been a long time ive seen sweet chin music done right
>cuck ass
>>2135286
You also get backne on a high protein diet.
Can't believe that old guy would steal James Ellsworth's finisher.
>Rawtists taking the L again after that horrendous segment
C R I N G E
ENZO JUST JOHN MORRISON'D HBK
>nig ass
>>2135317
are you deaf? rusev on the mic 10 minutes ago was the cringiest thing ever. fucking terrible
Big Cass is SAWFT, seriously. Does he even lift weights?
Undertaker is winning the rumble, right?
That sweet chin music just made me want to see him in the rumble. Why can't HBK, Stone Cold, and Rock just come back instead of doing stupid shitty movies?
>>2135350
He looks 9
>>2135350
>british wrestling fans
>>2135214
BOTCH ASS
O
T
C
H
A
S
S
>>2135350
I envy people who can actually enjoy wrestling
>>2135356
Old and too injured.
>>2135348
kek
>WHATS MEMZIO AMORIA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?
>>2135361
hes a kid ya idiot
Why not have braun beat up hbk instead
>>2135350
he is right though
>another Paige episode on TD
I fucking love watching the trainwreck that is her life
>BIG BOTCH
>BIG ASS
>WEAK ASS
>BOTCH ASS
>>2135356
What are the chances of him appearing on Smackdown tomorrow?
>another paige meltdown episode
I LIVE FOR DIS SHIT
>>2135350
literally who
>>2135372
I like this gimmick carter
>>2135323
>I mean, he made HBK pop on live TV.
lies
>>2135372
ivan reagan who back to twitter
>>2135365
Implying HBGay would ever accept that
WWE SUPERKICKS RANKED
1. rusev
2. tajiri
3. dillinger
4. ellsworth
5. ziggler
6. whatever the fuck hbk just did
this could be a contender for worst raw this entire year
>>2135364
Isn't wrestling supposed to be for kids?
This was by far one of the worst returns.
The good news is that the rest of the show cannot possibly be worse than that segment. We've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up.
>>2135372
Pajeet please
>>2135378
Gimmick? ..... I'm just Enjoying the current wwe product bro
>>2135383
oh shit i left out harper he's below rusev but above tajiri
>>2135387
Please anon. RAM consistently digs deeper.
>>2135383
bretty good list. It's possible that you've come close to having sex before.
>>2135382
idk he did it w brok. but i get your point.
boring af what i just watched, i was a tad excited
>>2135383
the usos version is even worse, they usually fall down while using it
WORTH
THE
WAIT
>still no Emma
just release her already
Fuck man, didn't they say Emmalina next week like 3 weeks ago?
still with this fucking emma shit
>Emmalina coming soon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Emma is still not showing up? LOL wtf shes's DOA at this point
>>2135387
RAM is digging for petroleum
>>2135364
Doesn't change anything
GIVE ME EMMA
>>2135356
Why can't BMJ come back full time instead of fucking retarded pistachio and hefty commercials?
NEVILLAIN
Neville new music? or am i just noticing now?
>>2135386
The only time wrestlers return is to shill garbage in a cringe manner
Based King of Manlets Geordie
I like Gravity Man now that he is angry. A guy that ugly can't be a good guy.
SHE'S STILL NOT DEBUTING
>>2135409
It's his old theme slowed down
Emma sounds like she's starting in a joi video. Not that...uh...I'd know about that lolol
Lightning fast cruiserweight action time !!
Wow , Nevilles new attitude is kinda scary
NO HANDSHAKE
FUCKING SAVAGE
>Neville theme has heel remix
Ehh
emma promos for 3 months now
not exaggerating
So nevills new intro is his old one slowed down? Also digging nevilles new tude like him better than nefore. And is byrons job getting threatened he's replaced during every cw match by fucking austin aires.
what happened to eva marie
The only thing that can save RAW at this point is zombie Chris Benoit.
Neville has become pretty based.
>Dorado doesn't even get an entrance
HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THIS WAY
i'm a huge fan of neville, but why doesn't he get a name change? neville sounds so unimpressive, and reminds me of the harry potter character
also, why the hell does this guys mask have an overbite?
>>2135397
Try like 5 weeks ago.
Anybody know why no Emma??
>>2135413
The state of your firefox theme
>TheWallinator74
>>2135383
>wwe
their kicks are just slaps to their thighs for sound impact.
tajiri's based buzzsaw
Lince's got cateye contacts?
That's pretty cool, why isn't he on Lucha Underground?
>>2135413
>thewallinator74
>Emma shows up after a couple of months
>it was all a ruse
>she just goes back to the retarded dance gimmick again
Bravo Vince.
>>2135426
Neville longbottom
Emmalina a swerve
She's gonna be La Luchadora
>>2135421
filming movies
>>2135421
She and Emmalina are tag-teaming Shelton Benjamin somewhere
whoever decided the cruiserweights should use rest holds should be fucking executed
Is Gran Metalik signed with WWE???
>>2135428
She's dating Ryder and he just destroyed his knee is what I've seen
>Neville is going to win with a superplex because the red arrow is over
>>2135387
Just wait, next up is Undercarder cutting an epic and funny promo to put over New Day
>>2135439
yes
Vince needs to step in and stop crusiermemes from doing submissions. Nobody wants to see this shit just do some flips and move on.
>teased of a Shelton Benjamin return
>get Curt Hawkins instead
Never not mad
WHERE IS MY NIGGA GRAN METALIK
I kinda liked him using the superplex as a finisher
Rings of Saturn!
give him a mop!
>>2135443
Taker prob top of next hour? Or final hour?
crowd's dead
>>2135453
last 15 min
>>2135444
Is he on NXT or in 205?
after cwc never saw him again.
Have we seen a Red Arrow since Neville turned heel?
Has WWE stopped it because they want it to be a face finisher?
If you're going to make a save by rushing to the ring, why would you have your theme play to alert the Heel? Ive never understood this...
>>2135450
Building a catapult.
>>2135456
He was on Raw once that's it
But he is signed
>>2135455
So involved in Romans match or Roman goes top of next hour?
This nigga came out soaked in oil
>>2135413
>>2135429
>>2135432
Lads?
>>2135441
Good. A heel should not be doing that move. Good to see wwe treat a heel like a heel. Heel music, heel moves, heel actions, heel body language. Not a chickenshit either.
>>2135457
Yeah heels can't do flippy things
>>2135457
Nah he did it to the black guy 2 weeks ago
>yfw Undertaker never shows up, and he was advertised alongside HBK just for viewers
>>2135413
Good, someone screencapped me
Emmalina will NEVER debut.
>>2135340
Uh ... the original superkick dates back to at least Gentleman Chris Adams, ya halfwit.
>>2135226
Oldberg promos now are actually way better than the old days.