RAW GAMETHREAD #2
when is the Undertaker getting here
First for /pol/
>show preview hbk's new movie
>trailer gives him 0 lines
already want to kill myself to be honest.
>>2134670
All boards report.
/asp/ here
>>2134704
shut the fuck up
Is the show any good
>>2134704
/asp/ here
>that kia commercial
Yeah that's what totally happens when you let refugees in, goy.
>>2134704
/asp/ here
>it's another Seth doesn't get pinned on raw episode!
>>2134704
/asp/ reporting in
>>2134704
/p/ here
>>2134704
/a/ reporting in.
>>2134712
very good so far i rate it 6 stars
>>2134704
/sp/ here
Where's the anon who told me da packers would get shut out by the gnats last week?
>>2134704
/hm/ here
>>2134670
TAKER VS. MICHAELS III
CAREER VS LIFE
IF SHAWN LOSES HE COMMITS SUDOKU
give me an anime to watch instead of raw
please do not say boku no pico
>>2134704
/pol/ here
>>2134704
/asp/, all systems green.
A Show: Smackdown
B Show: NXT
C Show: RAW
D Show: Manlets LIVE
Brit wrasslin soon to take over the C show spot.
>>2134704
/vip/ here dead board as well
>>2134712
If good you mean completely insulting to your intelligence and boring as fuck, sure.
>>2134704
/lgbt/ reporting in sweet cheeks <3
WHO?
>Europeans are staying up into the dead of night to watch this.
>>2134727
Not him, but Packers are never winning the Superb Owl.
>>2134704
/a/ here
>>2134730
Saint Seiya
>>2134730
Tiger Mask W
It even has infinitely better wrestling than RAM
>Drew Brees
we /sp/ nao
>>2134704
/pol/ in the house
>>2134704
/sp/ /asp/ /int/ /pol/ /tv/ /lgbt/ /vg/ /ck/ /fit/ reporting in
EMMALINA TONIGHT GET HYPE
Can i get more >SEETHING posting?
>>2134730
Piko x Coco x Chiko
BASED CORY WORKING THE SAXTON
BALD
>A belly to belly suplex is a finishing maneuver for """""""women"""""""""" wrestlers
>>2134704
/v/ reporting
>>2134725
>posting Ranma half ....
Neither of these whores can talk lol
clemshit is playing like raw right now
>>2134730
Tiger Mask W
>>2134730
JoJo part 4 just ended, catch up boy
>>2134730
Yuri on Ice
>>2134730
saint seiya with the mexican dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6dbcQaOddk
or >>2134740
I've seen better acting in porn
Triple h do anything yet?
>I'M SCREAMING THEREFORE I'M GOOD
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am tHE one tALKIng nowwwww
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, are you gonna...CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY about it???????
>Bayley
Muh dick. God damn, white women are so fucking sexy.
>POP CULTURE REFERENCES
>>2134742
'kay
>>2134730
genocyber
>>2134764
More like Yaoi on Ice.
Charlotte
Queen of /asp/
Corey and Byron just confirmed voodoo in the WWE universe and no one is talking about it?
>>2134764
jesus christ this is my first time watching ram in ages and Im literally cringing. Why is diva shit giving promos?
Remove Horse
Back to >>>/mlp/
Bayley is worse than shite, she'd better not beat Mama Charlotte
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sasha will turn on bayley
CHARLOTTE LOOKS LESS LIKE A TRANNY TONIGHT THAN USUAL
>only 36 minutes into Raw
Golden globes so topical.
>>2134769
This. Only here for the GOAT of GOATS
>>2134704
/co/ checking in
>>2134746
is that on crunchyroll?
>>2134704
/a/, /mu/, and /vp/ standing by
>>2134772
>bayleno
>white
>Charlotte will never throatfuck you with her feminine penis
>>2134762
>>2134746
>watch the omega okada match
>women were literally crying after it ended
>hot women too
>we get fat shit nu males in crowds
>I'm a sasha baks fan, fight forever boss
>Sees Aries
Fuck
>HERE IS A CURRENT EVENT. WE ARE HIP AND CURRENT. PLEASE LOVE US.
>5 inches shorter than Cole
jesus christ Aries gain height
>>2134784
yes shes looking hot
also based nia
>>2134791
Real
I want to cuddle with nia jax
did hbk appear?
>>2134767
I kinda laughed at first, but then I realized I've seen better too
Gentleman Jack is going to be the best part of RAM isn't he?
BASED REVIEW BRAH THE BOSS OF 205 LIVE
>le wacky crazy brit!
Cruiserweights were a mistake
AHAHAHA ARIES FUCKING MANLET
why are these fags standing when they have chairs at the desk
>>2134795
looks like an autistic JR
>>2134794
Jap women like wrestling more than western women.
manlet match piss break time
>>2134804
It's a sad realization
>>2134795
>WWEaboo
beyond cringe
based gentleman jack
>look at these wicked rights and lefts
>misses all the punches
What did the crusiermeme division mean by this?
>>2134810
>BAH GAWD
>i'm glad I got my sunglasses on
Rate my tiny q y wrestle gf, /asp/
Based Gallaher
holy shit this pale fucking ginger manlet
FUCK WWE
>>2134779
Nobody cares about Saxton, thank god hes dead
>>2134789
yup, streaming for free up to ep. 12
>>2134822
Six stars
>>2134826
wow corey...
Crowd really getting into the cruiserweights.
I think RAW wins this week.
>>2134822
>q y
well it certainly looks like it has a y chromosome
>>2134725
you have to go back
>>2134794
>watch the omega okada match
>>2134822
Post feet
>>2134822
>pink hair
Mentally unstable alert.
>>2134757
Shane Douglas would be proud
>>2134822
Holy fuck ewww/10
2 hours and 15 minutes left
>>2134822
7/10 would bang. Ya done gud m8
>>2134822
>dyed hair
>piercing
whore/10
>we will NEVER have a womens match that has as much drawing potential or hype as this
the womens revolution was such a mistake...
>>2134806
as always
>>2134834
WWE babbies seething.
>>2134839
>Thinking RAM ends at exactly 11.
You must be new
>>2134822
>nose piercing
>pink hair
>duckfacing in 2017
>>2134806
Entertaining wrestling? on MY Ram?
>>2134844
6 stars
>>2134822
>dyed pink hair
>piercings and leather jacket
You've caught yourself a third-wave feminist there, anon. Don't get too attached.
>>2134839
Just
Is the somewhat less pale dude supposed to be a Daniel Bryan cosplayer?
>>2134852
minus 6 stars
>>2134704
/mlp/ reporting in!
what have i missed guys
these guys forgot they kneepads
Christ, why do these shitty manlets still get time on RAM when they have their own show now?
>manlets get paid so little that they can't even afford elbow and knee pads
>cruiserwaits
Its always wierd looking when they dont have knee pads. They look little kids.
>>2134861
absolutely nothing
Why do they keep on calling 205 Live the most exciting hour on television if it's only on the WWE Network?
>>2134863
raw can't admit failure and they still need to fill time
>>2134861
nothin
>>2134827
thanks friend
Just a reminder, if someone walked in on you right now, they'd probably think you were watching two short homosexuals starting to engage in sexual relations.
Literally wtf was that slam/throw into the ropes it's like they are making shit up as they go.
How can safely take take that
>>2134867
Aries hears your pleas
At this point, I'll be disappointed if Aries isn't thumbing people between every move.
>>2134876
D..D.DAD?
These manlets are almost naked what the fuck
>>2134870
Lmao... Fucking btfo
>>2134876
id just switch to a tab with gay porn
>Botcha
REMINDER THAT THIS IS BASED REVIEW BRAH
>mfw i was actually kind of entertained by this match
>>2134861
Please don't ask.
I'm trying to forget about it.
How do they make the ropes purple for one match?
Is it lights or do they literally change the ropes before and after the match?
>>2134878
>Aries browse /asp/
Who let this guy talk? Holy shit cringe
>>2134880
L..lewd..
>>2134889
I like Gallagher it is different
>>2134891
its colored tape
So are they both white or is one of them just light skin?
>>2134891
tape them up
WTF HBK I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>2134893
>SJWDownie detected
Thrust of combat
Literally watching gay porn.
I'm done
FISTICUFFS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>hbgay
HBK NOOOOO
CRINGE AS FUCK HBGAY
WTF I HATE SHAWNETTY NOW
LE VIDEO GAME MAN AND LE OFFICE BACKDOORED BY VINCE MAN
OH MY GOD DID THEY SERIOUSLY HAVE A DABBING SEGMENT WITH THE WHACKY GAMER
Based HBK
>>2134891
Tape dude look closer they miss spots
>HBDab
FISTYCUFFS
>HomosexualBK
jesus christ
Hasnt this bitch seen pirates of the carribean?
Why is gentleman jack so based,aint zami sayn almost his weight anyway,let him wrestle outside of the memeweights
i bet you fags will like dabbing now
HBK DABBIN
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>RAM MADE HBK DAB
RAWTISTS IRRETRIEVABLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
BASED SHAWN
>Not even Based HBK can get Vidya Flipino over
Why bother?
>that what chant during Gallaghers promo
Literally subhumans
What could you possibly do to make this RAW worse?
THE STATE OF HBGAY
>>2134901
Hey Bret
>Michaels learning to dab
Raw just lost after that shit
>>2134670
Whis = Shane
Beerus = Bryan
Vados = Stephanie
Champa = Foley
I feel bad for HBK, his looks fell off so hard.
>>2134923
Vamp best girl
>>2134922
Some rapper made a reference about him in his song, so he had to dab.
>>2134927
use a smackdown star to pop a rating
>>2134927
Bring in HBK
welp fuck this shit i quit
wrestling was a mistake
>>2134934
wtf I love tripfags now
>Mfw Gallagher is gonna do that same corner spot in every match until people hate it
>>2134935
what, source?
>>2134933
Don't feel too bad, he's still better looking than you
>>2134926
Jack is shit.
holy fuck these UK commercials are so fucking cringey its make me SEETHE
>>2134926
Fuck you.im in here n fuck u
New christfag film hbgay is in looks gay as fuck
>>2134922
Based JeriDad staying straight edge.
Who was the worst main event draw of all time and why is the answer Shawn Michaels?
>>2134935
Why does HBK get the most references in rap songs out of all the wrestlers?
Reminder that based Shawn Michaels saved the WWF after Bret The Shitman Hart tried his best to kill it. Instead Bret Hart killed WCW instead.
Bret Hart is responsible for the lack of competition in wrestling in the current year and why the product is now is as shit as it is.
Which one would ya fug
Based Big Bantz Baron
>>2134966
all
>>2134961
Ric Flair does to be honest
>>2134958
Because Bret Hart changed his name to Shawn Michaels
>Smackdown building up new stars to inherit the company when the time comes
>RAM still wallowing in the days of old and using brand recognition to get cheap ratings
>>2134933
Like he gives a shit.
His wife is still a 10/10.
BASED BIG WOLF AGAINST BIG MATCH JOHN
The absolute STATE of Foley's buzz cut
>>2134966
The Mick
>>2134966
One of these has a dick, who is it?
hahahaah who are those 2 gay manlets
So Taker is a fake out and Foley is getting fired?
FUCK
EVERY FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO GOD
I TRY TO WATCH THIS D AMN SHOW IN PEACE BUT NO
MY DAD HAS TO COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY AND WATCH SHAWN MICHAELS THEME SONG SAY "IM JUST A SEXY BOY" AND OF COURSE HE JUST GOES
"hehe, son...i bet you think he is, dont you think"
FUCK THIS SHOW.
N O P O P
O
P
O
P
>>2134966
none
>>2134952
How's it like being in the lost city of New Orleans?
>>2134966
Literal mental problems if you don't say all
Carmella because she's the only one behaving like an attitude era diva.
I'M JUST A NODRAW BOY
I THINK I'M POOP
I KNOW I'M LOUSY
ZERO POP.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>RAW
>no pop
>>2134966
Nattie, then Alexa, then Carmella and Becky Last
RAM is so shit even Hbk can't get a pop
THE MAN WHO LOST HIS SMILE!!!!!
THE SEXY BOY
HBK!!!!!!!!!!!
HBGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>that mom in the front row
HBGOAT
We only need to see The Undertaker and we can turn this shit off
>>2134974
??? it looks fresh as fuck
>>2134966
Bliss all day everyday its not even close
UNDERTAKER MISSING
PLEASE HELP FINDING HIM REWARD ZERO DIMES
NO POP
HBGAY BTFO
>that weak fucking pop
So people don't care?
>>2134978
yeah, sure retard, that's what's gonna happen
later on, Kevin Sullivan will come out to introduce his new movie, The Resurrection of Chris Benoit.
IT'S MOVIE SHILLING TIME BOYS
PEPPER YOUR ANGUSES TO GET FUCKED DRY BY CRINGY PROMOS
SHAWN BASED AS FUCK
>>2134985
big cass destroys that all the time.
>>2134966
Becketty
>>2134966
mella
>>2134999
Trips for truth
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHADHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAW RIGHT NOW.
NO POP
NO DRAW
NO MONEY
NO LIFE
ASHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no pop
>>2134966
Alexa and Big Mic Mella
Looks like he hit a fresh line before coming out like the good old days
>>2134966
1.Bliss
2.Nattie
3.Carmela
1000000000000000000. Bex
ZERO POP FOR HBGAY
HAAHHAHAA
UNDERAGE HBGAY MARKS BTFO
>literally no ones favorite wrestler
>keep chanting
they dont
>>2134998
His hairline is better than most people's his age tbf.
>no pop for the goat, hbk
that legit depressed me. fuck ram, man
He would've gotten the pop of a lifetime if AJ was in the ring.
>>2135005
>CRINGY PROMOS
Welp, he was right
>>2135001
Undertaker got confused and wandered into the parking lot again
Why does HBQueer look 'Strayan?
New Orleans double confirmed for a shit town.
HES GOING TO SHILL HIS MOVIE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who's gonna interrupt?
My vote is for weekly Rusev bury timee
>>2135018
Damn straight look at michaels
Is Shawn ok?
Based HBShit
when was the last time hbk showed up?
>>2135015
Holy fuck more Kelly Kelly gifs anon.....
Kek, /asp/ BTFO
>>2134966
Becky, then Alexa, then Carmella, then Nattie
>HBShizzle
SHAWN MICHAELS HAS ONE EYES GOING THAT WAY
AND THE OTHER EYE GOING THAT WAY
>HB SHIZZLE
hahahaha this sucks man
>>2135030
Except for Mania?
He got no pop because they know the only reason he's there is to pedal some shitty Christian movie.
+18
HBK trying his best to remember these jobbers names
>>2135019
The older the legend gets, the weaker the pop.. 70% of the audience never watched HBK in his prime or the early 2000s
>It's a dad rambles on about his ancient accomplishments episode.
I dunno if Shawn got another match left in him
>Doesn't mention Romanetty
AHAHAHAHAHA BOG DAWG MARKS BTFO!
SHAWN IS ENTERING IN THE RUMBLE
JUST
20 YEARS AGO I TANKED ALL THE RATINGS AND BUYRATES AND ALMOST KILLED THE COMPANY
>>2134966
The order they are in
Natty objectively is hotter than Becky but there's something really erotic to me about fucking a sack of potatos
I hope Braun comes out and shuts this queer up
God fucking dammit, Shawn
Not even being subtle about his movie shill
Is Shawn drunk
REMINDER THAT IT'S GOING TO BE AJ STYLES VS HBK
NEW KIDS BTFO
>tfw going to the Trump inauguration and then HBK's movie later that night
Ooooh me mad.
This is so cringey, hbk should get squashed by Rusev and never come back
>>2135026
how the fuck did you know
>>2134966
I want to know what's mentally wrong with people who pick Nattie and Mella over Becky. Alexa I can understand, but come on.
>HBSHILL
Based Rurur
>>2135026
Holy fuck good call, anon
Can someone explain the appeal of HBK?
I have had sex, lost weight, and am over the age of 18, and yet... I still don't get it.
BASED JINDER MAHAL
THANK YOU BASED RUSEV
Tell me when the most overrated wrestler of all time is gone so i don't have to look at that cowboy hat and pony tail.
>>2135042
Tell that to Angle in a couple weeks. Gonna blow the fucking roof off.
CRINGE
>MUH MOVIE
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH
RUSEV ALWAYS FUCKING GETS SMACKED BY THE LEGENDS
yay time for rusev to get buried by (enter old wrester here)
>>2135026
Called it
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I remember hbk being fucking awesome now he just cringe
>>2135046
He looks to be in decent shape
Edit: RUSEV MACHKA
crowd was muted except for "one more match"
Based Rusev and Jinder coming to save the crowd form killing themselves
Based fucking Ruru
BASED RURU
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>mfw Jericho comes out and reminds HBK about the 2003 Rumble
RURU HBK WRESTLEMANIA 34
Boring
inb4 Rusev gets cucked
this hurts to watch
cheers to the anon who predicted rusev
M A T C H K A
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>Christmas movie
>Comes out a month after christmas
This is fucking awful
>>2135053
Wasn't that part of DX's gimmick, not be subtle about shilling
>>2135049
KEK
RUSEV OUT TO END HBGAY'S CAREER
GOAT HEEL
PLEASE DONT HAVE BASED RURU JOB TO THIS OLD FAGGOT
BASED RU RU
>You then realise he's gonna end up getting squashed by a 50 year old gay failed actor.
Fuck.
>Jinder
Still kinda hard to believe I'm watching Jinder Mahal on TV at this day and age
I need to get on the gas like based Jinder
BASED RURU
RUSEV WILL CRUSH YOUR CHRIST!
is jinder rusevs goon now
is rusev the designated jobber to the legends?
This promo is a disaster.
>It's a "Rusev gets buried by an old-timer" episode
>>2135062
Talk bad about Alexa again and see what happens fucker.
Lana YUMMY MUMMY
in what fucking world am i supposed to believe that rusev could lick that beautiful woman's stilletos?
DO YOU THINK THEY TAG TEAM LANA
Star Wars BTFO
>Star Wars sucks
Based Ruru
Fuckin Rusev
Every time it's Rusev! He going to have so many highlights of his ass getting kicked by HoFer's
Is this a real movie, or a direct to DVD piece of shit?
STAR WARS BTFO
>Rusev vs HBK
Coulda done Seth, Aj, or even fucking ROMAN.
And they pick Rusev?
Rogue One wasn't so bad
>>2135062
Nattie has a thicc cougar body. Carmella has a trashy girl look with all that make-up.
Is Rusev Cartman now?
Worst promo of 2017 so far
Can't imagine it'll get worse
>>2135026
Nice.
what are they saying?
>>2135066
Watch his best matchs. I watched his program with Flair at WM24 last night, HBK is without a doubt thE GOAT