RAW GAMETHREAD #1
We're going to need a lot of energy tonight if we don't want to lose the ratings to football.
>>2134161
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>RAW
eeeewww no thanks.
>ram
>>2134161
>RAM
>present year
the fucking Undercarder
>Based Big Dog
>JeriGOAT
>Undertaker
>HBK
Smackdownies can't compete
>>2134203
smarkdownies on suicide watch
>>2134203
>HBK
>literally coming only to sell his crap
also
>the undercarder
>>2134203
All of them never drew dimes.
>>2134203
>>2134207
>RAMlets
>>2134213
>smarkdownie SEETHING
why is the undercarder on raw?
>>2134221
rawchads don't want your nudes
Another boring Raw. Bring back Hulk Hogan.
Is anyone else excited about the one and only Showstopper, HBK, Shawn Michaels returning? I'm also pretty intrigued about the rumors of The Phenom, The Undertaker making an appearance!
WELL YOU SEE SETH
>when you have the GOAT meal (Wrestle Kingdom) and then your desert (Raw) is awful
>>2134235
the fuck is wrestle kingdom
What did he mean by this
>>2134161
any of you lads watch RAW on bollyrulez.me?
>>2134235
>outlaw wrestling
>>2134280
jesus christ
>"Smackdown Live is my home"
>Disappears for months
>Returns on RAM
Honest to God what did he even mean by this
>>2134280
>everyones going to be watching college handegg
Haitch btfo
>>2134319
Watch Monday Night Raw tonight and find out!
EMMA IS THERE TONIGHT GET HYPE
THIS IS THE WEEK
>>2134280
that he's an underachieving washed-up autist retard that inexplicably thinks he should be worshipped by the marks he hates
>>2134319
If Taker is truly a smackboy he will wreck some RAWtists and then fuck off
>>2134319
He makes sure RAM's ratings go even more down the shitter so SDL will remain the better shwo.
FOLEY LOOKIN MORE AND MORE LIKE A RAPIST
THE MAD MAN
>Starting with Steph and Cuck Foley
Smack wins boys
Foley got that Sami Zayn haircut now
FOLEY'S COMPLETELY BUZZED
HAS SMACKDOWN ALREADY WON?
WHEN THE FUCK IS BRAUN ON?
>Starting off with authority figures AGAIN
the state of pic related
i look forward to watching something every week that i know i will pretty much hate.
how do i change my life?
CHEAP POPS
J U S T
Foley looks like a legit badass and rapist
>Steph will never give you a performance review in bed
>Foley looking like an actual human being.
wat is this?
That's a good Seth shirt
Looks like WWF Commissioner Foley is back.
>Jasethy and Stephanie
Did they?
SETHETTY BTFO
Seth
>freaking
Rollins
LE STRONKMAN COMETH
It's already boring
BASED BRAUN
Big Dick Braun BTFO Little Dick Rolletty
>KEK undercarder can't draw a dime
>why did you leave us taker desu?
smarkdownie.exe is not responding
Stephetty crashing the ratings with her shrill voice
i have never hit the mute button harder. who thought stephanie shrieking would be good?
HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG
BASED
BOOOOO
>le mad steph meem
Why can't she just fuck off
>RAM
Why was the crowd booing Mick Foley just now?
Her shrieking kills me
>>2134337
Kekk
Steph dyed her hair
>It's a "Steph screams nonsense on my television" episode
>bury strowman just a week before
>about to feed him to roman/seth
FOLEY GETTING KEKED AGAIN
What the fuck is going on with mick?
Holy shit those boos
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>muting the boos
K E K
BOOOOOOOOOOO
If Roman wins this match I'm turning Raw off
THAT MASSIVE POP FOR THE BIG DOG
SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS BBDWTFAS
crowd is fucking dead for the large lupine
>voluntarily attacking someone twice your size
BASED
BIG
DOG
>the fucking sharkcage
It's like they want to turn the match into a bigger meme
>Dad walks in during the shrieking and screaming
>Y-you watching the game, son?
Uhh...
>it's a Roman doesn't want to be seen with the US title episode
BIG DOG BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>Roman about to beat two superstars in one match.
He so stronk XD XD
>Muting the boos so the kiddies cheering sounds louder
Keep trying, Kevin.
>>2134387
>BBDWTFAS
what does this stand for?
guys arent you excited for another us title defense that means nothing?
So basically KO and Jericho are gonna fight over who gets to pin Roman long enough for Roman to spear and pin them both right?
>Roman even booed in video package
>>2134387
What's that abbreviated as?
>Jericho and Owens argue for long enough over who gets the pin long enough for Roman to hit the spear and win
This shit be so predictable
BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS BBDWTS
Is Goldberg actually good at fighting or is he just a kike who negotiates it so that he always wins?
owens with bigger pop than big dawg
>>2134398
Based Big Dog Working The Fat Ass Smarks
I don't like the small pupper but I got to admit that the belt looks good on him
Imagine that the Universal title will be around for, like, 40 years
And it basically started with Owens
This title is dead lmaoooo
>it's just going to be Braun fucking the match up
>>2134400
HE DEFENDS IT SO MANY TIMES
SOOOOOO MANY TIMES
can we stop making the main champion look weak? romanetty isnt gaining anything from feuding from this fatass anyways
There's nothing good about this match
If Roman wins he buries JeriKO, if he loses it means he will win at Rumble. This is stupid
>>2134404
It wouldn't matter. They would both be the US and Universal Champions. Team Chris and Kevin are the only draws on RAW
>Jericho wins the title
>Steph or Foley makes it a handicap championship match for both Universal and US titles
>rules are if Roman pins either KO or Jericho he wins the title of the pinned
>WCW all over again
>remember the rumble
kek really
who /Los/ here?
>>2134413
Poor Balor already an afterthought
who /hatesKOmorethanReigns/?
seriously that fat turd need to lose some weight
>>2134415
yeah and its always either one of his opponents right now, isnt that great
IS THIS WHAT THEY ARE REALY STARTING WITH??? FUCKING HELL WE ARE GETTING WOMENS WRESTLING OR UNDERCARTER AS THE ME AGAIN ARENT WE
>Title match
>not the main event
THAT ABSOLUTE STATE OF RAM """""MAIN EVENTERS"""""
>>2134417
They want to burry Kevin Owens so hard and make him the least credible champion ever because Roman has to look strong.
>>2134421
Tranquilo!
>>2134414
lmfao
>>2134417
>Roman's booking is so shit, he can't even properly trade wins and losses in his feud
>Has to lose ONCE in eight matches to go over at the PPV
I can imagine Jericho winning then in the Rumble he has the belt with him then he drops it from the cage for KO to use it against Roman while the ref is distracted.
>>2134412
Kekk
>>2134406
He's an old washed up faggot who got his shit pushed in by Jericho in his prime during a shoot fight
>muh spear
BASED STROWMAN
So in the .1% chance Jeriko wins, which one is the US Champ?
>>2134423
>the guys booing the face are somehow not the contrarians
>the guys cheering the face are somehow the contrarians
made me think
These odds are too much for The Big Dog
kek couldn't even start the match before the obvious swerve
>roman goes out to punch braun who dindu nuffin yet
>>2134423
Try not to be to mad at them they started memeing as a joke and did it so long they forgot it was a gag.
>>2134421
Tranquilo as fuck senpai
Based GOAT Dog
If Jericho doesn't win the belt here I am done with RAM and RAM PPVs forever and going pure /smack/
i've given up
slowly approaches ring
and they STILL think this is gonna get Romanetty over
Kalisto and Baron did it better
Let's be honest boys, this is pretty bad
heh thanks jasethy...
>chosen one!
>I'm coming
>Jericho not chocking Roman with his scarf
>inb4 Colossal Canine wins against 3 people
>those soft chair taps
Fuck Rollins
>those weak ass chair shots
gross
Remember how many chair shots it took Sami to bring Braun off his feet?
This is stupid
VAN DAMNANATOR
>steph's dress
fuck this shit
>>2134331
God I fucking hope so!
>the smarkbusters will never make a good video ever again
I wish they could do chairshots to the head every once in awhile
>le this match is not gonna end this way
Fuck I already hate this show.
serious what the fuck is rollin doing. KEKKING HARD AT THOSE CHAIR '''''SHOTS''''' AND THAT SLOW GALLOP TO THE RING
fucking seth
>Steph again
>Only obese, basement-dwelling KVs boo Roman Reigns
Really makes you think.
Man that shirt looks beautiful. I would use it in public /10
these same 5 guys have been in every main event since summerslam in various combinations
Is this a rerun?
SHEBD
H
E
B
D
oh god can the rumble be this weekend so we can get some new storylines I want to kill myself
>>2134473
cringe
You're gonna have a match with [Roman, Seth, JeriKO, Braun]
Poor Braun. And he was just getting a push.
Roman is literally only over when JASETHY and DA SHEILD harkenings happen
Raw is terrible
>>2134461
Her arms are so fat i bet shes stuffed into that dress with grease and a shoehorn
>British wrestling
no thank you
This has all the makings of another shit Raw.
Back to the game.
I just cannot get into Ram anymore, anyone else just listen to the audio podcast style
>>2134477
Please do it
>>2134466
they dont want to get sued again like with the road warriors
>RAM
so theyre going to do their own traveling circus with their own roster in Europe?
>opening segment where the top champion on your brand is literally the most irrelevant person out of five people
good booking ram
>>2134484
YOU DID PAUL
>>2134461
Her feet though
I legitimately didn't think KO's credibility could go any lower, but now his championship reign has been cucked by Braun.
>>2134477
It's going to be the same storylines. Everything going on now is somehow building towards Wrestlemania.
>>2134466
They did in the Kalisto v Corbin match at TLC last month
>>2134484
>i'd rather be in CHYNA
So HHH will interfere in the Seth v Strowman match?
Only watching for the Game 2bqh
Why couldn't they just let Jericho get the belt last week?
>>2134486
Ye. But I often just tune out sometimes and just watch other wrestling stuff on YT.
>>2134474
It's the only 4 remotely interesting wrestlers on RAM.
And for whatever reason, they keep putting Roman in there as well.
>>2134486
I just listen to Meltzer's recap, and if anything seems interesting look it up on Youtube.
>went back to watch ram on hulu since i missed anderson's win
>it isn't included in their cut down version
gaaaaaay
>>2134489
They can't have the guys sign releases?
I know for a fact Brock would be willing to take a chairshot to the head
>>2134486
Pretty much. I have it on as background noise and I will read or browse the gamethread,
>>2134472
>Only tiny children with undeveloped brains cheer Roman Reigns
Really makes you think.
Is anyone else sick and tired of the Shield guys? All three of them are terrible. They hog the main event scene nonstop, especially Reigns and Rollins. Why can't they just fuck off?
>the state of this RAM
>>2134500
Roman needs it so he can walk down to the ring with it
>>2134496
oh god I'm so tired of these five, I used to be a Big Dog mark but he's so boring now, same with Braun and Jericho, and who honestly gives a shit about Jasethy and Owens?
>>2134502
cesaro, zayn and rusev need to make appearances in the main event sometimes
>>2134509
>titanical terrier
>fucking off
He's here forever my dude.
triple cuck when
BOB LEE DEBUT WHEN
>>2134513
Welcome to the new era, kek
>>2134497
No they didn't. It looked like it, but it was more of a botch than an actual chairshot to the head
When Emma on??
>everybody on this thread is watching RAM
spitroast when?
If you had to have someone win the rumble "out of left field", who would you want?
I'd love for Rusev to pull it off
Sure wish we had a varied roster of individuals to do things with.
>>2134512
He didn't even walk with it later that same night.
>Feeding Stroman to Rollins
Nothing good will come of this match
>>2134527
Roman Reigns after he wins his title match
>>2134523
next month kek
Boring already, will turn off mute when the guys 10 years past their use by date return.
>The state of American wrasslin
>>2134527
Cesaro
>>2134526
i wanna give big momma pump a 2sweet
When does Kenny "The Cleaner" Omega show up?
Does Strowman ever use any wrestling moves other than punching and clothelines?
This guy has not used 1 move other than strikes since he began his push
>>2134525
not anymore, the college football game is on
>>2134509
I agree, so glad Ambrose is stepping into a feud with Miz to help us forget about Ellsworth
>>2134526
>Gallows upgrading
My man
>>2134527
Angle
>>2134511
It's only natural that people just get bored of the same exact shit week after week.
>>2134527
aj styles, challenges himself and has a 30 minute classic wrestling himself for the title
>>2134527
Darren Young. This will surely make him great again!
>>2134533
>actually caring about the undercarder and hbgay
kys
>>2134527
Health Slater.
>>2134539
Sometimes he does an over the shoulder slam
>LET'S GO ROLLINS
That's what we call a babyface cheer, Romarks.
>>2134529
kek I wonder whose going to win the US title tonight? Hey rawtists give me a hand I can't figure it out
>>2134527
Joe
>>2134527
"Crippler Jr." David Benoit
>>2134550
Am I supposed to care about any of these jobbers right now?
>>2134525
I'm here for shitposting. I'm watching college football right now.
>>2134532
>month
You mean year.
>>2134555
Chris Jericho
>>2134527
Samoa Joe
>>2134554
roman has gotten lets go roman chants every week for the past year
even graves can't get that enthused
bring out eva marie or something
>>2134539
he sucks in all honestly dude
Could he save Raw?
>>2134554
>Jasethy
>Babyface
How? Why? What's he done to be a babyface? He's still the same tool he was as a heel.
What football game is on? Is it going to be better than this?
>>2134539
He'll do a slam every now and then.
>Another commercial break to get time for a 30 minute promo coming
God Raw sucks
>>2134565
as well as "Roman sucks"
>>2134563
I would mark out hard, but only because I know he won't. For some reason, they just have to make Roman look like god
Zack Ryder
>this match lasting more than 2 minutes
what did they mean by this in all honesty? strowman looks like a weak cunt
>>2134572
Clemson VS Alabama
>>2134566
Corey marking out for Eva was the funniest shit in NXT
>>2134561
same, hope bama blows out clemshit
would make me feel less bad
>raw is only about 1/9th over
>>2134527
Tyler Breeze
>>2134577
Is he still injured? Will he make the rumble?
>>2134588
Seeing as he completely tore his knee I am going to say no.
>>2134527
BBD
>>2134539
True, but he's still more entertaining than Jasethy.
>>2134577
HE DID IT AGAIN.
>>2134527
>>2134578
Roman is at least a good worker.
Braun is absolute garbage.
>clothes for fat bitches
top fucking kek
Why are most of football players black but the most important (QB) and the kicker are most of the times whites?
>>2134596
>CAWdy
I just came to see...
THE MAIN EVENT
THE SHOW STOPPA
GOD'S GIFT TO WRESTLING
>>2134593
>Jasethy
Have sex you lame ass nigga
>>2134599
kickers are usually soccer players
qbs are usually the coaches son when they are little kids
>>2134527
Brayy Lmao
>>2134606
>SEETHING Jasethy mark
Stay in the fucking ring for once REEEEEEEEEE
>>2134588
>>2134604
Unfortunately broski, he'll win MITB though.
>>2134594
;^)
>It's only been 25 minutes
Rollins is going to give his shit ass Pedigree, won't him?
>>2134611
nice dubs retard
>>2134599
You gotta be smart to be QB.
Blacks got muscles
Whites got brains
Why can't we talk about this obvious fact in public?
STING
WHATS STING DOING IN THE RAFTERS
how is this match still going? wow seth looks really really strong
>>2134527
>>2134616
I hope so, broski
>>2134620
Dubs confirm, Jasethy sucks.
>Seth is supposed to be great
>hasn't had a good match in a year
Hmm
diving pencil attack
Rollins goes for the flying nothing but misses
>>2134622
Trying to An Hero probably
SEETHING
>>2134626
Soon
>Braun is SEETHING
>SEETHING
SEETHING
>This is considered a 6 star match in Japan
HAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO BAD
>JASETHY
>ANOTHER FUCKING COUNT OUT FOR STROWMAN
WOW WILL HE EVER PIN ANYONE?
>SEETHING
>the state of RAW
>SEETHING
>making strowman look week on a basic RAW
ekkekekek explain this rawtists??
>>2134527
>>2134527
SEETHING
>seething
is Cole, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>draw
Bullshit
SEETHING
>>2134646
heels/monsters arent allowed to win by pinfall
>Strowman limping
Uh-oh, do we add another one to Seth's hall of shame?
Fuck it smack down already won.
I heard the word Seething and immediately fired up /asp/. I hate you fucks.
>>2134646
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE MOUNTAIN OF THE MAN ONLY HERE ON WWE'S MONDAY NIGHT RAW PRESENTED BY JUICY FRUIT KEEP ON SUCKING AS RAW ROLLS ON
>SEETHING
I want to spear Jojo, if you know what I mean
welp that was a load of horse shit, SMACK WINS AGAIN
>SEETHING
>SEETHING
Does Cole browse /asp/?
this is the C show
>>2134659
WORKED
Monday Night C Show
this match just makes zayn look like he's jobber tier
>>2134656
Ya but LITERALLY every one of his matches has not ended in a pin
He either wins a last man standing match or gets counted out ALL THE TIME
>>2134657
>What is selling
>SEETHING
AYY LMAO SHAWN JUST HERE TO SHILL HIS MOVIE
>Christcucks
>raw so desperate they bring back 2 legends to MAYBE get 3.2 million
>movie about jesus
If God wants me to watch this movie, I'll watch it for free when I pirate it.
>Jasethy vs. Braunetty
If we had decent writers this could be a mania main event
>SEETHING
Someone upload that shit to youtube.
A Show: Smackdown
B Show: NXT
C Show: RAW
D Show: Manlets LIVE
lol it's a Christian film
BASED JESUS WORKING THE ATHEISTS SMARKS
To think it's been four years since there was a Rumble that you couldn't call three months in advance
>Sami Zayn looks like a complete bitch after fighting Strowman. Rollins stands tall in the ring
What did they mean by this?
>hbgay back to promote a movie he isn't even the lead in
>SEETHING
>>2134683
I'm beggin' ya, please find God and commit to a monogamous relationship.
Is collage football always this shit?
Why is RAM trying to make me believe is some phony zombie jew?
>>2134676
You never know when it comes to comes to that walking retirement notice.
>>2134676
>my monster heel is selling an injury for an opening match on a weekly show
Great booking
>>2134675
you're asking too much of RAM, this isnt Smackdown
>White people following any sand nigger religion
>>2134685
Thou shalt not torrent
>>2134689
Raw get bumped down further when brit wrasslin starts to air.
>>2134678
RAW CAN'T DRAW IF THEY TRIED, EVERY WEEK ITS GOLDBERG AND LESNAR AND NOW MICHAELS
THEYRE SO DESPERATE THEY'RE BRINGING THE UNDERCARDER OVER FROM SMACKDOWN
HBGay promo tonight:
>Hey guys, 'member me? I did some cool things in WWE.
>By the way, go see my movie.
>>2134689
This.
SD is the Ass show
NXT is the Based show
RAW is the Cuck show
205 Live is the Dimes show
anyone got a webm of nia kicking sasha backstage? holy shit that was funny
Are they both white, or is one of them just light skin?
>>2134884
light skin nigger
>>2134446
This!