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>>2132052
>cawdy brings his fucking dad into shit once again
i hate this mark
>Telling a kid that some old man who he never met is waiting for him
>>2132058
Kek
>>2132052
>cowboy
Bob Orton? He's not dead.
good riddance
>>2132150
He means Heath Ledger
>>2132155
2edgy5me
>>2132058
>Kid gets to heaven, begins to approach the pearly gates, relieved that his suffering is over
>Hears a booming voice from behind him, echoing wth power
>"YOU GOT YO MUFFWER EEN?"
>Kid turns around, sees an embodiment of fear, decay and polka dots charging for him like a crab running forward
>Tries to escape and reach the pearly gates, but is quickly run down, having never learnt to run the ropes like a daddeh
>The last thing he sees is an elbow cracking into his skull, the decayed creature standing over him, only to finally sit on him as even the polka dots are consumed by the dark
>The last, horrendous, muffled words he hears
>"Aww mah muffwer fell aht"
>The boy did reach heaven
>But not his heaven
>Dusty's heaven
Hard times daddeh
>>2132052
Who?
DUDE MY DAD'S DEAD LMAO
>>2132358
Holy fucking shit
>>2132052
>I'm more than the WWE made me
>I'm not just a Rhodes
>DUSTY'S WAITING FOR YOU, KID
>HERE'S SOME PICTURES OF MYSELF AT RAM
kekekekeeke codetty, dustetty and elijetty BTFO
Based Goddust
>>2132150
He means gene autry