r8 thread

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Wrestling: 10/10

Mic Work: 10/10

Look: 10/10

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>>2128899

>Wrestling
8/10
>Mic Work
9/10
>Look
Pic related 8/10, all others 4/10

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Wrestling: 3/10 (almost kills people with his botches)

Mic Work: 2/10 (just listen to that dweeb voice)

Look: 1/10 (tiny dick and also a midget)

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Wrestling: 10/10

Mic Work: 10/10

Look: 10/10

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>>2128907
>look
skinnyfat/10

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Wrestling: 6/10

Mic Work: 8/10

Look: 8/10

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>>2128912
>>2128914
Carter you're fucking pathetic

>>2128920
Yeah you are, Carter.

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Wrestling: 7/10 - flashy style and capable of some pretty cool stuff but his overselling is obnoxious and makes him look weak, also his moveset is jacked almost completely from previous generation superstars.

Mic Work - 8.5/10 - one of the most underrated talkers on the roster imho. Oddly enough, while he can work some really convincing emotion during in-ring promos, his backstage segments are usually rather bland, although you can chalk that up to the other wrestlers he has to work with not really being the best actors.

Look - 8/10 - has the look of a top guy but unfortunately he's a little too short.

>>2128922
>carter instantly starts calling me carter after getting exposed
fucking kys already

>>2128924
>>carter instantly starts calling me carter after getting exposed
The fucking irony, I tell ya.

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If 5/10 is average...

Wrestling: 8/10. He tends to wrestle "the same" match every time in NXT, but he can go when he has to.

Mick Work: 4/10. His english isn't great, but he's alright if he keeps it short.

Look: 9/10. Mainly for uniqueness. Dude looks like a Rockstar, and has an aura about him that draws people in. Doesn't have an amazing physique, but he's pretty tall and his body type suits him.

>>2128923
> the state of this faggots standards

The most important trait is charisma.

OP chooses 3 traits, none of them is charisma.

>into the trash it goes

>>2128949

This is Bret's rating system, you actual autist

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Wrestling: 10/10

Mic Work: 8/10

Look: 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckXTOIpzsxg

>>2128934
>mainly for uniqueness
Lmao literally stole Michael Jacksons look

>>2128899
>Look /10
Why do you people worship this meme rating system?

>>2128949
What a stupid newfag
Go back to wew faggot

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Wrestling: 10/10

Mic Work: 8/10

Look: 8/10

>S I X S T A R S

>>2128964
I'm speaking in terms of other wrestlers. No one really looks like he does. The hairstyle, the entrance attire, and ring attire.

>>2128963
>mic 8/10.
Christ roman marks are the literal worst.

>>2128978
Quit living in the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmplF922tCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCvzjOvLW2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHzP2Y3hB8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHebp98aZ88

https://youtu.be/F_LoPOlXLQA?t=4m21s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aYzUvS00T8

https://streamable.com/xdd9

Reigns is God

>>2129013
>this is the standard for 8/10 mic skills in 2016

fedoramen are obsessed with being right, even if they're flat out wrong

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>>2129035
> fedoramen

>>2129027
u fat

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Wrestling: 7.5/10

Mic work: 11/10

Look: 12/10

>>2129037
No u

>>2128974
Why would you assume that was samefaggotry? It's just a shitty rating system that assumes all men who watch wrestling are gay.

>>2129041
Too low wrestling. Cena 2017 can make almoste anybody look good. To high mic, he is 8 at max. Look is solid 9, he is not Luger or Sid, but he looks god damn good still.

>>2128970
That mask is so shit, Jesus Christ
Entrance was great though

>>2129041
>cena is good meme

the stockholm syndrome is real.

>>2129066
>2017
>Cena isn't GOAT
Not this old chestnut

>>2129062

Motherfucker is the best promo in North America, easy.

Go rewatch some of his promos during the 2015 US Open Challenge and tell me he isn't the best.

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Wrestling: 0/10

Mic Work: 10/10

Look: 10/10

He was the inverse of Romanetty and proves that promos > everything

>>2129066
For almost a decade Cena was main eventing and doing the good ol cenawinslol and after a year of midcarding suddenly everyone jumps on his dick lmao

>>2129072
See I would agree with you but hogan vs warrior at WM was a good match and I don't think Warrior did the carrying

>>2129066
The neowooasp syndrome is real

Go back

>>2129072
Hogan is easily a 10 in all fields. You've obviously never seen him wrestle.

18+

>>2129081
t. Brutus beefcake

>>2129075
yeah there's a point to be made there. he does have decent ring psychology and knows how to work a crowd, but his physicality and believability is possibly the literal WOAT.

bump his wrestling up to 4/10 and the point still stands

>>2129076
>neowooasp

what does this even mean?

>>2128963
Wrestling 6/10
Mic Work 4-5/10
Look 9/10

>>2129088
Wow the rare nuneowooaspie

>>2128970
His mic work is cringe and he looks like a jacked nerd.

>>2129088
It means you should go back

>>2129114
where did i come from exactly?

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Wrestling - 8/10
Mic work - 4/10
Look - 7/10
Asian wife - hot/10

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Wrestling: 8/10 (Improving)

Mic work: 6.5/10 (improving)

Look: 11/10

>>2129125
What is this from? He looks like a Greek God. What's going on with his hair. Can I save this?

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>>2129133
All yours, my friend.

And it might be from NXT

>>2129090
>look 9/10
>wrestles in a kevlar vest

No.
And it would be even worse if he didn't have the vest on, Samoan genes aren't very forgiving unless you're Tama Tonga.

>>2129069
>Cena is the best promo in North America

He's not even the best promo on Smackdown

>>2129072
Hulk has a massive bald spot. No way he's a 10/10 in looks. He's ugly as sin.

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>>2128923
Ziggler debuted during the dark ages where I shut myself out of Vince's version of Sesame Street for quite some time. What was his original gimmick, anyway? Kid-friendly porn star?

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>>2129233
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>2129241
>What was his original gimmick, anyway? Kid-friendly porn star?

Male Cheerleader.

>>2129072
>Not seeing Hogan wrestle in New Japan

18+ faggot

>>2129246
>Vince hanging on a bit too long during that hug

Fucking faggot

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Wrestling: 20/10

Mic Work: 5/10

Look: 3/10

It don't make sense but it does add up to the GOAT

>>2128899
Wrestling: 9/10
Mic work: 3/10
Look: 1/10

>>2129233
>denying he has a good look

The man's look is god-tier. That's basically all he has going for him.
Even his most booty-blasted detractors have to accept this.

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Wrestling: 9/10

Mic work: 7.5/10 (he's unironically based as fuck when he gets going with good material, but his usual backstage segments are a little hokey and forced)

Look: 7/10, tall, not fat, just lacks definition, he looks like a great sympathetic babyface, though

>>2129362
He's far less impressive without the vest.

>>2129365
>someone actually ratings Sami's mic work

Feels good.

>>2129369
The vest is part of his look. It's designed to distinguish him and peddle as merch.
That's like saying "AJ's not a 10 in ring, he's far less impressive without a quarter of his move-set."
It all goes into it, as intended.

>>2129377
AJ can actually do those moves.

Do you also get worked by padded bras?

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>>2129365
>Look: 7/10

The shit are you talking about? He wears racecar pants and a cabbie hat and he skanks to the ring to ska music like a 15 year old autist.

Sami's horrendous look belongs back in the bingo hall and it's the reason he's never gonna go anywhere.

>>2129388
Sami had a completely different look in the indies dumbshit.

>>2129385
And he can actually wear a vest.
Padded bras is a good parallel, though. It seems you understand it's intention, but refuse to accept it.
Meaning, I'm not really bothered, since you know what I mean, anyway.

>>2129388
kys right now

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Wrestling: 6/10

Mic Work: 6/10

Look: 8/10

>>2129393
Anybody can wear a vest: but not everybody needs to.

>It seems you understand it's intention, but refuse to accept it.
>Meaning, I'm not really bothered, since you know what I mean, anyway.

Go back Troper.

>>2129388

There's a reason ska fans are called "ska kids" and not "ska men"

>>2129394
You're talking about Saxton right?

>>2128902
... santino or Goldberg?

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Wrestling - 7/10

Mic Work - 8/10

Look - 7/10 (would be 9/10 if he was taller)

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Wrestling: 8/10
Mic Work: 6/10
Look: 10/10

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Wrestling 10/10

Mic Work 9/10

Look 9/10

GOAT

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Wrestling: 7/10
Mic Work: 3/10
Look: 5/10

Wrestling: 6/10
Mic Work: 5/10
Look: 4/10

>>2128914
5/10
6/10
7/10

>>2128912
7/10
7/10
6/10

>>2128963
4/10
4/10
9/10

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>>2128899
Wrestling: 0/10
Mic work: -5/10
Look: -10/10

>>2129474
>>2129481
>new-gen babbies

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Wrestling: 10/10

Mic Work: 7/10

Look: 7/10 (his ears and height are the only negatives, and he's got the best body on the roster)

>>2128919
Best post.

>>2129248
A golf caddy actually

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>>2128907
>greasy slick back is punk's best look
no way, punk was at his best with the jesus look. i agree with your ratings though

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>>2129590
>those thighhighs and garters pinching the skin

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Wrestling: 8/10

Mic Work: 10/10

Look: 10/10

>>2129590
Ew, ugly!

>>2129701
have sex

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Wrestling: 8/10
Mic Work: 4/10
Look: 7/10 (Normal), 9/10 (Demon)


I'm also gonna fix these for you:

>>2128899
Wrestling: 10/10
Mic Work: 6/10
Look: 8/10*

>>2128907
Wrestling: 8/10
Mic Work: 10/10
Look: 8/10 (Jesus Look), 6/10 (Heyman Look), 5/10 (Your Picture)

>>2128912
Wrestling: 5/10
Mic Work: 3/10
Look: 6/10

>>2128914
Wrestling: 6/10
Mic Work: 8/10
Look: 8/10

>>2128919
Agree entirely

>>2128923
Agree entirely

>>2128934
Agree entirely

>>2128963
Wrestling: 7/10
Mic Work: 7/10
Look: 9/10

>>2128970
Wrestling: 10/10
Mic Work: 9/10
Look: 9/10
GOAT

>>2129041
Wrestling: 8/10
Mic Work: 9/10
Look: 8/10

>>2129365
Agree Entirely

>>2129394
Agree Entirely

>>2129473
Wrestling: 7/10
Mic Work: 8/10
Look: 9/10 (Cruiserweight Standards)

>>2129474
Wrestling: 5/10
Mic Work: 8/10
Look: 10/10 (Deadman), 8/10 (Ministry), 6/10 (Biker)

>>2129481
Wrestling: 9/10
Mic Work: 7/10
Look: 7/10

>>2129490
>Cesaro
Wrestling: 8/10
Mic Work: 4/10
Look: 5/10
>Sheamus
Wrestling: 6/10
Mic Work: 6/10
Look: 5/10

>>2129590
Wrestling: 6/10 (4/10 + Women's Handicap)
Mic Work: 2/10
Look: 7/10

>>2129609
Wrestling: 10/10
Mic Work: 7/10
Look: 9/10 (right about the ears)

>>2129992
Agree Entirely

>>2128899
>Wrestling: 6/10

Braun's got a good look and does well on the mic, but he's literally a 3/10 at most wrestling wise

>>2129362
His body is meh.

>>2130091
Kys

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Wrestling: 5/10

Mic work: 8/10

Look: 6/10

>>2128934
>Look: You just have to see it for yourself/10

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Wrestling: SIX (6) STARS ******

Mic Work: SIX (6) STARS ******

Look: SIX (6) STARS ******

>SIX (6) STARS ******

>>2128970

>SIX (6) STARS ******

>>2130355
BASED
fedoramen SEETHING

>>2128963
>>2129125
>>2130091

>Roman is anything above a 5 on the mic

Really great meme guys

>>2129106
well that's because he is a nerd

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>>2128907
legitimacy 1/10

>>2130091
>Look: 7/10 (Normal), 9/10 (Demon)

bruh his normal look is just a pale as fuck white guy wearing a leather jacket that he occasionally tugs on

his demon looks gay as fuck because of the string braids and when he takes it off its even worse because it is just paint and he acts severely autistic

basically when finn has an important match he goes full autist even harder than eugene and gets a lot of paint on him which is somehow supposed to be taken seriously

>>2130355
>amount of surgeries needed to fix his neck after all the stupid unnecessary spotmonkey bullshit in his matches

SIX SURGERIES

>>2131079
https://youtu.be/xnawKO1lxbg?t=2m37s

Reigns is a legend on the mic

>>2131104
Rusev killed ramen in that vid cocksucker

>>2131104
Honestly Reigns is the GOAT on the mic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kMIZGGSlgs