SIX FUCKING STARS

kek this guy is a fucking idiot

>smarks take this retard seriously

>>2118910
STAMFORD WIVES SEETHING

It was an excellent match with a real slow start that had me dazing off. Got real good on the second half and both men went all out to impress. Good shit.

Anyways, reminder that this is just the subjective opinion of one man. Stop taking his ratings so seriously. Also, stop trying to look at matches in objective terms and just enjoy wrestling.

>>2118914
>6 out of 5 stars

Meltzer's brain cells are the only thing that's seething

>>2118917
>Meltz gives 4 stars to a WWE with Reigns on it
BASED MELTZ HE'S THE BEST!
>Meltz gives 6 stars to a NJPW event
FUCKING MELTZ IS A RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2118923
>being this stupid that you completely miss the point

>6 (six) out of 5 (five) stars
le meltz BTFO forever

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It was a real good match but I think New Japan has had better matches in the past that didn't get 5 stars, let alone 6.
The only value these ratings have is to troll anti-smarks that hate New Japan for no good reason.

I enjoyed the match and will enjoy it even more because of the shitstorm this causes

>>2118927
>not knowing Meltz gave Flair/Steamboat 6 stars also
just stop retard

>***** rating system
>this match transcends his rating system
Well...

Ugh...

So...uh...

Guise I need to know if this is the greatest match of all time. Be honest. Because according to Dave it's the greatest match of all-time.

And I, like, haven't seen it. So I need to know if I should watch it.

The match wasn't even that great...

I used to think the average WWE smark was retarded, but holy shit, the way people are praising these matches is retarded as fuck. Half of it is idiots pretending it's great because it's not WWE.

I don't know who's more autistic.

>>2118939
Well, part of the appeal of the match was watching it with no preconceived notions. You will no doubt think the match is over-rated now that you go in expecting six stars.

>>2118939
It was a good match. Not much more than that, though. Autists are just creaming their pants because muh NJPW!!!

In the end no one cares, most WWE fans don't listen or read to WOR, so his star system doesn't mean shit to the casual fan and no one knows who Kenny Omega is.

As far as I'm concerned to the casual fan AJ vs Cena was one of the greatest things they've seen in years

Good for Omega. Lord knows he went all out last night.

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>>2118942
>>2118946
>>2118947

>not sure if it's just le meltz jerking of to NJPW again or if it's seriously THE GOAT match
SO WHAT FUCKING IS IT?

>>2118947
Who cares about the casual fan? We're people that care enough about wrestling to come to a Korean acupuncture chatroulette website to discuss it. We're not the average fan.

>>2118955
It's meltzer just jerking off the hype.

It was a good match, it wasn't fucking life changing like that autist is writing it out to be.

>>2118955
It's the former but don't let that detract from the fact that it really is a pretty great match, just not the match of the century.

>>2118909
Stone cold vs rock got more stars.

If he didn't land right on the double stomp through the table the match would have been done. The margin of error was very small

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Does anyone else think these star ratings detract more than they help? Now people are gonna go out of their way to see this match just so they can say "Hmph, not impressed"
Whatever, I enjoyed it so I guess I'm happy with it getting props, even if they're a bit ridiculous.

>>2118967
WWE fanboys are gonna get real mad, which I suppose will be fun enough

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BIG
GAIJIN
OMEGA

We're in for a new era of shitposting

>>2118942
He gave that garbage Ospreay-Ricochet spotfest *****. The man is a reporter/historian, his taste is too shit to be a critic.

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>>2118909
So now 6 (SIX) stars is the highest?

>>2119042
Critics tastes tend to be pretty shit.

>>2119049
This is not the first time this happened. Meltzer gave Flair and Steamboat 6 stars.

Also, a bunch of Joshi matches with Toyota got 6 stars too. Maybe even more?

>>2119042
>Calling ospreay v ricochet garbage

Lol ok

NAITETTY/TANAHASMEME BTFO. LMAO.

>>2119055
He'll probably come to his senses and revert it back to five.

>hey guys this weeb promotion with promos we can't understand cause they're all in fucking Japanese is having a ppv
>smarks go apeshit
why should I care about 2 people fake fighting without them convincing me I should care?

>>2119061
I used to think like this, but the reality is that you really don't need to understand a lick of Japanese to appreciate the match. At least I didn't. Good wrestlers can give you the story of the match without the need for announcers to spell it out.

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He's lost it.

>>2118909
Liked the match. Way too boring in the beginning. Sure as hell not deserving of 6 stars.

KENNY ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATING THE ANTI-SMARKS BY PUTTING ON OBJECTIVELY THE GREATEST MATCH OF ALL TIME.

>>2119061
>hurrr i need to be spoon fed to like wrasslin

use your fucking brain and eyes dipshit

watched the match, it had some good spots, I wasn't into the storyline as I don't watch NJPW regularly (actually first time I watched anything)

good match, 6 stars? Nah

>>2119077
>promos don't matter
there needs to be something more than watching men flail about and hurt themselves for 30 minutes for me to care

>>2119070
Dave finally having a mental Meltzdown

>>2118930
This desu

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>>2118955

>>2118959
> crying over someone else's opinion

But somehow Meltzer's the autist

>>2119088
shoo shoo back to your wwe threads babby

>>2119056
>Choreographed ninja flips in stereo
>Good wrestling
No

>>2119112
So you watched the first 90 seconds and gave up?

>>2119088
Typical Stamford Wife response
>>2119084
>>2119089
>>2119112
STAMFORD WIVES SEETHING

>>2119106
NJPW fanboys are cancerous.

>>2119122
Can you honestly blame Japanese people watching the best wrestling available in their location fanboys? Of course a great match they experienced live would stand out to them better than a great match they saw on TV (assuming they even watch WWE)

Reddit is currently crying because some deranged middle age white guy gave a match 6 asterisks

I don't get it

>>2119124
I was referring more to Dave and his retarded British/American friends/subscribers.

>>2119129
Really? That's amazing. Link, please?

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>>2119129
>Reddit

>>2119136
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/5m5exr/dave_meltzers_wrestle_kingdom_11_ratings/

>>2119141
What a lovely community

Sucking Dave's cock gets you internet points, stating your opinion gets you
>WELL IT'S JUST HIS OPINION YOU'RE NOT FORCED TO ACKNOLEDGE IT YA KNOW

and you get le downboated

What a shit place

>>2119150
Yeah, I honest to god hate the upvote/downvote bullshit. Reddit is cancerous.

>>2119141
lmao reddit is awful

>>2118939
>guy who's watched more rasslin' than everybody on /asp/ combined says it's the GOAT

Gee, what do (you) think?

>>2119150
It's not exactly wrong, going to a thread to cry about some old guys opinion deserves much more ridicule than simply enjoying something

>>2119160
This. Why would you listen to some /aspie/ who's only ever watched WWE matches?

>>2119194
How about forming your own opinions instead of being a parroting retard?

>>2119218
Don't think you read the conversation you were replying to.

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wwe fags btfo for all eternity

>m..muh outlaw.... wres...tle...

>>2119286

The 'best' wrestling matches are the ones that draw the most money. Roman Reigns/Triple H drew $17 million. Seek sunlight pinhead

>>2119297
how many dimes are you getting from that?

>>2119321

1,700,000

18+ get back to your math homework fat smark

>>2119297
unless you're a wwe shill, there's no way a fat fuck retard like you should be caring about
>muh dimes

meltzer is a wankstain on the industry
The manchild hasn't worked a legitimate job in his life, all he does is sit at home in his cluttered hoarder house and write for his stupid blog and people drink it up like its his semen

>>2119327
>dimes
monopoly dollars don't count pal :)

>>2119341
WAGE SLAVE SEETHING

Just finished it. Goddamn

It might not be the best match of all time, but it was up there. I don't see how anything the wwe produces this year could beat it.

>wwe marks absolutely seething

based dave working you /asp/ies

>>2118909
>>2118909
How will wwe faggot babies ever recover?

>>2119112
>I only watched the gif that people uploaded on /asp/
It's not even funny at this point.

>>2119070
That sounds like an advertisement more than a review.

so im watching the show and im not really enjoying much so far

>rumble kinda sucked
>tiger match was alright
>young cucks were cringeworthy
>gauntlet match was pretty fun
>CAWdy match was boring
>ROH match was meh

should I just skip to the main event?

>>2119414
January 29, 2017

>>2119467

It gets good from there.

I really don't get the hype for the match. It didn't get good until about 20 minutes in and the finisher spam was lame

>>2120004
>finisher spam

Only finisher spammed was Okada's 4 Rainmakers. Other than that, no finishers were used.

>>2119467
The undercard was shit like always but the last 4 matches (starting with KUSHIDA/Takahashi) are all ****1/2 minimum

Just watched this shitass match. The first 30 minutes were utter garbage and then the next 15 it was like they were doing their shit by turns, straight out of a videogame trash:

Omega's turn:
>knee to face
>big move
>kickout
>goes for finisher

Okada's turn:
>counters OWA
>dropkick/tombstone
>rainmaker
>kickout

>repeat


These fatasses and their smark overlord need to get a goddam clue.

>>2120061
lol

>6 stars is a meme on /aspie/, /wew/, and pleb/jerkedcircle/
>le meltz decides to run with the joke
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>2118923
>Meltz gives 4 stars to a WWE with Reigns on it.
FUCKING MELTZ IS A RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Meltz gives 6 stars to a NJPW event
BASED MELTZ HE'S THE BEST!

>>2118967
>Now people are gonna go out of their way to see this match just so they can say "Hmph, not impressed"
>Now people are gonna go out of their way to see this match
That's the only part that really matters honestly.

Why does the Jap shit draw so many Redditors and wewtists to post unfunny garbage here?

Who gives a shit what Meltzer thinks. I want to know what Big Pizza Cornette thinks of this match given his past dislike of Kenny Omega's style.

>setting up a clothesline with a fucking jumping and spinning tombstone piledriver

Might as well finish it with a scoop slam

>>2120123
Because they think this is reddit and they can just tip their fedoras at us.

>>2120136

Probably didn't even watch it. He only liks that old school southern wrasslin