Best Smackdown since the split? You decide
We celebrate Miz retaining the title in advance!
1st for Raw
Why no Gentleman Jack in the UK tourney?
>Cuckdown
where my /tomboys/ at
Did ram have as many threads?
Can Raw even pull 5 threads with 3 hours anymore?
What have I missed so far??? What is still to come???
>>2113406
He is already too good for 205, why on earth would he do the UK tourny.
I know the match hasn't even started yet, but fuck it, we won. Get in here Mizbros.
Geez, Donnie Yen is getting that Hollywood push
As much as the women have been involved in this feud, Dean doesn't really seem to give a shit about Renee
Miz plz save this shit show
>ywn cummy on maryse's tummy
Reminder that Miz beat John Cena at Wrestlemania
I would have marked out if Nikki said at least i wont die in the ring like Owen did before slapping natayla.
why are they friends with that broke ass alligator
>>2113417
no one should give a shit about renee
>>2113422
Based Miz!
I hope Dean wins
Raw is leet
If Dean wins, Trips
If Miz wins, Dubs
QUI ICI /MIZ/
Smackdown has brought the very best of /wwe/ recently. Feels good man.
>>2113423
>He posted it again \
Also can bosely regrow sashas hair?
>>2113426
Renee is a better character than Dean, dude
G-guys...
the miz wont reallt lose here, right?
R...RIGHT?
>>2113423
He didn't die in the ring, dweeb.
>>2113424
he has a cool house by the lake
>>2113433
fug
who sm/a/ckdown here?
BASED GENTLEMAN JACK
>>2113433
Who here /AmbroseAsylum/ ?
PLEASE MIZ KILL DEAN
>>2113417
Dean as a character has said "I'm not her dad.", he wants to do his thing and let Renee do her thing.
Jon Good, the person, is very private and probably doesn't want his relationship to be a big part of an angle.
Not watching. Break it down for me smacklads
OMG Bros
If Miz wins , does that make this Smackdown the GOAT?
was it Nikki who told her twin sister she wished she died in the womb, or was it the other way around?
>Smackdownies need 4 announcers to do a 2 man job
jack is going to get his umbrella over
>Corbin vs BMJ
Smackdown already won
that Corbin head twice the size of Cena
Dean Ambrose wins the IC Title
Screencap this
AWESOME!!
>>2113444
Based Dean-O bout to bring the title back home
>>2113444
Right here senpai
>>2113456
Umbrella is gonna draw some dimes
>backstage qt selling dean is crazy angle
>fucks up the interview because she is so scared
5D CHESS SMACKDOWN
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEE
didnt this match happen just last week
>>2113444
HERE
>>2113459
No goddam way. I've seen Cena live and in person. Dude's head is fucking humongous.
>those pants on MARYSE
If Miz wins Raw gets canceled.
>Miz back on Talking Smack
OH SHIIIT
miz loses his title here
but
he wins the rumble
cap this
>>2113460
>>2113451
It's just kinda weird how only three of the four people in this angle are really involved in it.
I feel like you could've done all of this without bringing up Renee and Dean's relationship
Why don't they say "the winner of this match will be on Talking Smack" instead of just confirming that Miz will win?
>>2113472
I wonder if HGH increases the size of your head
>>2113474
God damn diamonds
Miz is going to lose tonight sadly.
They want to start Smackdown ""STRONG"" this year.
I still remember how Miz trolled everyone when they announced a big return and everyone thought it was the Rock, but then AWESOME
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
What the fuck these 2 fighting again?
Why doesn't Smackdown give women the main event/ Oh wait because they're gay people like everyone in this thread except me.
>more proof pat paterson refernce. smackdownies holding hands together while on suicide watch.
>>2113454
Nikki.
https://vine.co/v/Ou766mjwMqx
We all know Miz will never lose his belt
>>2113444
Sup brah
>>2113478
>dat text
Disgusting
I hope they dont get renee to interfere in this match. They will ruin the whole vibe of talking smack
>>2113444
Here
inb4 renee.
Ya Dean is winning this with a Renee interference
this is SO predictable
screencap this post
>>2113487
but the womens performance is always terrible, how can you justify it being Main Event
>>2113487
Botchafag detected
Please perform coitus
Dean clowning this nigga
>>2113489
I WISH
YOU DIED
IN THE WEWMB
>>2113482
Just think how hot and sweaty her legs and vag will be after she peels them off after the match.
Who from smackdown is a legit threat to win the rumble? Do they have any feuds that are on par with what is going on on Raw right now?
>>2113491
eat shit weeb
how strong is Miz in kayfabe
shouldn't bloodlusted Ambrose buttfuck him
>/r/squardcircle
Smackdown lost
>>2113484
If he does, it only means he's getting bumped up to the main title picture again, so it's a win for him no matter what happens.
>>2113460
>>2113444
Hell yeah nigga
REDDIT FAG SPOTTED IN THE CROWD
>>2113487
It does not matter if its Man or Wimmin, the Main Event should go to the biggest draw. AJ is the big draw of SD
>>2113444
And it's only the first episode of the year.
this is why the RAW announcers are up by the ramp
DEAD CROWD
MOST BORING SD AFTER DRAFT-
If Renee interferes, I'll suck my dog's dick. With pics.
>>2113444
based sm/a/ck
>>2113487
>Women should main event
>Smacklads on suicide watch
How can someone be this delusional? So you honestly believe Raw is good? If so your an incompetent fuck. Their hasn't been a good raw since HHH appeared to give BASED fatass the title
>>2113511
the front row is always reddit fags
>>2113516
don't abuse your animals anon
>>2113504
I think Baron and Braun are going to eliminate Goldberg and Brock
>>2113514
and it sucks
>>2113487
seek fornication
>>2113516
Better deliver
>>2113515
Rawtist seething
>>2113516
>not using a trip so you can not deliver.
>Going to McShit for coffee
Sweet jesus. I got that shit for free once and felt like I got robbed
If Dean loses, I will suck my Dick
Who /MidCardBoys/ here?
>>2113504
Ramen is a shoe in to win. SD is better off not even showing up
>>2113532
SEETHING
>>2113530
cause your black?
>>2113444
Right here.
>>2113509
DEAN AMBROSE DOESN'T WIN THE IC TITLE
Screencap this
Guys when I go to the Rumble should I bring a /asp/ sign?
If the Miz wins I will gift everyone who replies to this post Fall Out 4.
Dean is going to get a title tonight. I feel it.
>>2113508
I have no idea how the fuck we got to this point. Miz was stagnating so hard I started to feel sorry for him. You could just feel the future endeavouring hanging in the air.
But then, it's like he started making waves again, I think that Talking Smack interview put him on the map for a lot of people.
>>2113423
Topkek
>half a million people watch the boston marathon
No one has ever heard of it until the incident stupid boston
i have literally never seen a vagina.
>Santa Rhyno gives Renee her gift by killing Miz and Maryse
>>2113532
Keep crying Rawtist.
>>2113533
Why is Ziggler the only one in ring gear?
Who /BSK/ here?
>>2113539
Yes
>>2113538
Dean Ambrose wins the title and then throws it in a garbage can, calls it tainted due to the Miz's long reign
the crowd is dead...
>>2113539
no bring an /sp/ sign
>>2113504
SmackDown is getting Elimination Chamber, so I'd say it's incredibly unlikely that a SmackDown star wins the Rumble.
>>2113535
Have sex, i'm begging ya
>>2113532
I'm guessing you?
>>2113539
We do need a new "X is /asp/" sign like we had on /sp/.
>>2113504
Nobody stands a chance with Roman entered. Raw is so full of mastodons there is no way Vince would let anyone from Smackdown win
>inb4 Renee turns on Dean and costs him the match
>>2113540
Nigga isn't even going to deliver
>>2113539
Just do "If Mojo loses we riot"
>>2113533
Wasn't there a picture of them laughing from last year's party?
>>2113531
ok but you cant swallow.
>>2113551
Well yeah, Dean's in the ring.
>>2113535
No, he's right. I can smell the virginity reeking off you Chink cartoon watchers.
Mauro you dumb-ass
DEAN AMBROSE IS NOW DOLPH ZIGGLER
did I just hear a drunk Don Lemon reference?
>>2113565
Have sex
>>2113562
miz has a big NYE party every year
>>2113539
Yes please do a sign with
>Shower
>Weights
>Clue
be honest /asp/.
How many of you have actually had sex?
>>2113565
>posted on a chink cartoon image board dedicated to scripted man drama
>>2113560
Seconding
If Dean loses, AJ Styles is apart of The Gay Community
>>2113569
Based JBL working libs
Based FUCKING miz
>>2113573
3 of us and out of the 3 it killed 2.
>>2113573
Me
but the last time was 2 years ago
>>2113564
NO, MIZ IN THE RING.
DEAN HAS MORE REACTION.
LISTEN.
LETS GO AMBROSE!!
>>2113573
Timestamp ir gtfo
>/r/squaredcircle sign
Fucking disgusting>>2113539
Don't let reddirt show us up, faggot
>>2113573
I have with hookers.
>>2113573
I have but it wasn't really good. She was fat and reeked of fish. But I didn't mind it cause I was high
>>2113573
Hey that's me
jbl and mauro should just throw references at each other all show
>>2113574
Except he is you fuck
>>2113568
Whichever one the winner wants to go after.
>>2113554
You first, follow your own advice
Is it because he's wearing jeans that Dean is so slow and can never build good momentum? Lots of stuff he does would look so much better if he could actually get the speed and timing right
>>2113540
Do it.
>>2113584
Me too anon
>>2113560
not
>If Mojo loses we Wyatt
One job, famalam.
>>2113506
Berserker Ambrose has a higher powerlevel but becomes more susceptible to heel trickery.
>>2113565
you smell your swamp ass fat boy go wipe your butt
>>2113540
>>2113594
>Whichever one the winner wants to go after.
Really? When did they say that?
>>2113601
this nigga has had sex
There are some high stakes being claimed here about who wins anons
>>2113596
those arent jeans he's just shit
>>2113585
They want Dean to go back to CZW.
>>2113596
They're special, stretchy jeans. Dean is just lazy.
>>2113573
A couple hours after New Year's was the last time it happened.
Skull crushing finale BURIED
>>2113593
So he's losing to Owens? Or is he entering the Rumble to get a shot at the title he just won.
What a stupid jump. Fuck Dean.
>>2113604
>not buggiest
ONE JOB
The spirit, of The Undertaker,
Lives, within the soul of all mankind.
The "Eternal flame": Life, that cannot be extinguished!
The Origin, which cannot be explained!
The answer lies, in the everlasting spirit.
Soon all mankind will witness,
The rebirth, of The Undertaker.
I, will not, Rest In Peace.
Rest In Peace!
>kicks out of finisher
Well Dean wins...
>>2113573
once 9 years ago, havent touched a girl since.
What did Miz say to Bean?
>>2113540
Here's your (You).
>>2113596
Kinda weird he stopped wearing wrestling gear once he got to the big leagues and started wearing something that a trashy backyarder wears
The wacky line!
>kicking out of a skull crushing finale
>>2113622
they make jeans with fabric that is flexible
>>2113622
Muh sides. Stop it. Just had an image of Dean modeling jeggings like in those late night ads.
Stop cutting to the dumbasses in the audience
>>2113627
and the suicide light shove
That's not a DQ?
Why dont they say suicide dive anymore? Is it too edgy?
Wtf is a "torpay sewaseeda"
So are we going to see a barefoot renee come out to fight Maryse?
>Banning dat semen demon from ringside
Oh, fuck you ref!
oh fug
poor miz ;_;
BASED SMACKDOWN WRITERS BOOKING THAT MAKES SENSE
>kicks out of belt hit
Dean wins I guess...
>>2113634
He argued the ref out of the decision
Ambrose needs to stop opening his eyes when he's seemingly down and out.
his gimmick is that he's so crazy, hitting him in the head has no effect!
It's a finishers are buried episode
Anyone got a stream that also shows talking smack?
>>2113635
Tope Suicida is just the translation
>>2113635
It's not edgy if you say it in another language
THE FUCK
DEAN BOUGHT THE REF
BASED DEAN-O
>Deannetty has the power to change the rules of a match
dropped
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEANO WINO
HE FUCKING DID IT BOYS
SMACKDOWN WINS
BASED DEAN
SMARKS BTFO
fuck this
Smackdown rekt
>>2113647
wwe.com
why the fuck is he no selling that entire match
fuck that, dean didn't need a belt
So does Heel Ziggler take it off of him now?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK DEAN
FUCKING SHIELDETTIES
fuck this
A GOOD DEAN MATCH?!! HOLY SHIT
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION WHEN?
RAW WINS
RAW WINS
RAW WINS
RAW WINS
FUCK THIS GAY COMPANY!
Lol, here comes the salt.
Go Deano!
>>2113647
I don't think I do
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2113578
YOU CAUSED THIS
Damn it.
AHAHA GG MIZ. AWESOME.WHEN DEANO AND THE REF SIGNALED FOR MARYSE TO LEAVE
>>2113653
They needed to get the belt off Miz so he can become the World Wrestling Entertainment World Heavyweight Champion
why
WHAT ABOUT MY REUNION TOUR WHAT THE FUCK
>kicks out of Skull Crushing Finale and a belt shot
>wins with 1 dirty deeds.
I like Dean but that's a little much.
Well bend me over fuck me in the ass pull out fuck my boy pucci then come on my face.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES YES YES YES
BASED DEAN DID IT
ok fuck this
Fuck this gay shit.
Fuck this gay world.
BASED MIZ IN THE WWE TITLE PICTURE NOW!!!
RATE THIS SMACKDOWN
Raw doesn't get Cancelled
Anon doesn't his Dog's Dick
Miz is a Fucking Duck
Dean, Trips
I don't have to suck my dick
>>2113666
Thats probably the next storyline since it would tie together the miz vs zig storyline 2
>>2113683
Do you not know? The DD is one of the most protected finishers in the W.
>>2113692
10/10
>>2113692
Solid 8
I don't think this semen slurping brand is for me.
smo jo for intercontinental
>>2113389
That was about as good of a TV title match that Miz and Ambrose could have been.
Nothing fucked up, Miz being a GOAT heel, all the interference and shenanigans made sense and played out well, AND the "OMG HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DQ'ED" bit gives them somewhere to go for a rematch
Smack!Down = Best show
>>2113692
8.5, but now 7.5 because of that finish
>>2113692
0/10
fucking whacky man of limited podcasting ability
>>2113692
9/10
Raw eternally btfo
wtf when is neville winning the fucking title already
I bet Carter just came in his pants.
I don't watch wrestling but I'm unsure what just happened there. Was Maryse in the fight? If so, what did she do wrong by slapping Dean? Was she not in the fight? Then how do you "disqualify" somebody who technically isn't involved?
>>2113692
9/10
so Daddy Vince wants to keep his daughter happy it seems. Shame.
RIP SD
2017
WHERE THE FUCK WAS OUR GIRL?
It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
>>2113692
9/10
Can't wait for Dolph to take Ambrose to slamtown
>>2113692
Was good until Daen won/10
>>2113692
9.5/10
Ending was the only flaw
Kinda expected that desu. This is actually a promotion in disguise. Miz is going for the big belt soon.
WHY DOES MIZ HAVE TO LOSE
UGHHHH
IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>2113683
in his defense, Dean did toss Miz all over the barrier and across the table, which causes double damage until the hit counter is reset
>>2113692
9/10 first 80
5/10 rest
>>2113692
Down to an 8/10.
>>2113699
Dubs dont lie. Let's wait for based raw next week
>Lunatic Cringe with IC
>Boring Reigns with USC
Shield so stronk
GET OFF OUR DESK!
>>2113677
based wolf BTFOing deanetty
Looks like Someone has to buy many Fallout 4 Games
>>2113666
No. Heel Zigzag's gonna job to Apollo fucking Crews because Vince.
Miz needs a new intro. The one he has now is trash and his soon to be push deserves something a little more...idk just something better
Based fucking Dean
I must admit I marked out for Deanetty winning. SD made me like him today.
I'm fine with Dean winning this because it's gonna keep him outta the main title picture for a while and by this point, Miz doesn't need the title anymore. Let dean get Miz's sloppy seconds.
>>2113708
If Dean won by DQ then he wouldn't get the championship.
10/10
100/100
Best Dean
BEST DEAN
>>2113723
At least Deano will actually defend is belt and treat it like it means something. Why the hell does roman even have the belt. give it back to ru ru
I love the promos for Undertaker next week
>Are the rumors true?
I fucking hope so, of people will be fucking furious.
>Turns out they were just rumors we started and Undertaker isn't here tonight. sorry folks. enjoy HBK tho
Does this mean The Miz is moving up to the Main Event?!!
>>2113737
You mean like Dean did with the US Title?
>>2113707
This.
How long is 205 live anyway? I haven't watched talking smack even since it started airing.
oh well, miz will get the belt back eventually
or win the rumble
>>2113683
Ambrose got a bunch of other offense in though. Two "Lunatic Lariats" (whoever suggest that name instead of WHACKYLINE should be promoted), that middle rope dive, and other shit, and ONLY hit his finisher at the end of a long match (how it should generally be done).
Miz doesn't look like a complete pussy because of this. He looks like the same reasonably competent heel who's dangerous because of constant dirty fighting he was beforehand
>>2113743
it's about 40 minutes and they don't go to commercials mid match
Miz is a Pussy
>WAH WHY DIDN'T MIZ WIN BECAUSE OF MARYSE FOR THE 535280953420TH TIME
thank god you faggots don't book this show
I'm there right now. Dark match is styles vs cena
NO POP FOR TAJIRI
>>2113753
>liking dean
might as well neck yourself
Based Deano BTFOing haters
>>2113756
I don't care for Dean, I'm just tired of the same finish to every Miz match IDIOT
>>2113754
Tape it
>>2113708
What NORMALLY would have happen is that, because Maryse wasn't in the fight and physically intereferred with Ambrose, the other combatant (The Miz) would have been DQ'ed. Titles don't change hands on DQs unless explicitly stated, so, on Ambrose's suggestion, the ref chose not to DQ Miz and just eject Maryse.
>>2113755
The crowd makes about 80% of the shittiness of 205 live
>>2113765
>the crowd is the reason the snoozerweights are shit outside of Swaan and Neville
>>2113765
this
205 thread where?
>>2113771
They were silent for Tajiri's mist just now. Cruiserweights may be boring but the crowd is fucking garbage
Tajiri just misted TBK!
BIG MIST TAJIRI
kendrick is lucky it's green instead of black
>People like TJ Perkins
>>2113389
>We celebrate Miz retaining the title in advance!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /asp/!
AIGHT TIME TO GET A NAP IN BEFORE WRASSLEKINGDOM
its been real /smack/
>That REEEEE
>>2113738
They should totally do that.
>Constantly mention the rumors that Taker is coming to RAW throughout the show.
>Everyone on edge and shit
>At the end, Stephanie comes out and says she just started all of those rumors in order to keep ratings up against the NCAA Football Championship, thanks for the ratings, now fuck off 'til next week.
>Next week Taker shows up, mad as hell that they took his name in vain
Or, if you don't want to cause an actual riot, have Steph say all of that, then the lights go out and Taker appears behind her, mad as shit that she took his name in vain.
OR, if you REALLY want to cause the greatest riot ever, have Steph say all of that shit, then the lights go out, come back on, and Taker isn't there and Steph brags about fooling the audience AGAIN
>>2113741
You mean like Dean did with the IC Title?
>>2113745
This,it was a close match and dean only won after maryse was gone,also miz and dean used everything they had,elbow drops,skull crushers,DQ attempt,belt hit,suicide dive,over the fence throws,the match was fucking great