SmackDown Live gamethread 4#: Based Bantz

>de renee

BASED MARYSE

Damn what a slap.

1st for Renee bitch clap

THEIRS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT

Fucking hell we got one hour left and I am pumped.

RAM ON SUICIDE WATCH

WHAT A JUICY SLAP

>>2113014
MUH DICK IS ON FIRE

BASED MARYSE
A
S
E
D

THIS SMACKDOWN HAS BEEN FLAWLESS

>Cuckdown

RAM BTFO

SMACKDOWN WINS YET AGAIN

SMACKLADS GET IN HERE

I'm scared for AJ

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>RAM

So what do Renee do to get embarrassed on TV from the front office?

They're really putting the smack in Smackdown.

>>2113014
Still a long way to go and we're already at the 4th gamethread. Shiit

I LOVE YOU /SMACK/ BROS

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What a fucking hour of television lads

Bra and panties match between Renee and Mayse when?

That slapped sounded like it really hurt.

We're finally gonna see what's her name announcer get into wrestling gear

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>>2113070

clearly she's getting in ring vs Mayrese eventually

>>2113054

Fucking this. Raw is eternally blown the fuck out.

Also

>Cena
>getting chants

What year am I in?

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SMACKDOWN WINS
SMACKDOWN WINS

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BASED BMAJ GETTING THE ENTIRE CROWD BEHIND CENA

SAY "THANK YOU AJ" /asp/

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RAMfag here, seriously fucking excited that Smackdown is BTFOing the """A""" show. They might actually make some changes around there now.

Renee w/ Ambrose vs. Maryse w/ Miz baby oil handjob race next week!!

>>2113068
I'd be ok if he drops it at RR. He's had a decent run besides ellsworth shit.

>>2113014
Man I hope Corbin is right. Let him smash either of those two old pricks and take the belt. It's a win-win. If Cena loses he can fuck off back to Hollywood, and if Styles loses he can find a reason to jump ship to Raw and save both the brand and the Club.

Maryse with the mighty slap!
WrestleMania Pre-Show Match when?

god damn, ive never been so mad at a heel since Big Boss Man stole Big Show's dad's coffin. Miz is bringing back the good shit

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Oh please someone make a WEBM of that slap.

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>mfw this is only the first Smackdown of the year
I can't fathom how good this year will be.

>>2113069
Undertaker and H Based K returning next week to take back the ratings.

Enjoy the week , smackdownies

How a show can be so Based?

Dean can save himself if he has a great match

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/Smack/ wins. Post /smack/ memes.

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that slap though

>>2113094
Everyone wins

>>2113091
THANK YOU AJ!
>clap clap, clapclapclap
THANK YOU AJ!
>clap clap, clapclapclap

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These two hours go by so fast, and I'm marking the fuck out at almost every segment, whereas RAM just drags on forever. Where did Raw fall so low? It used to be so good, and now SMACK is dominant. Pic related is Smack putting the beatdown on RAM

SD RAPE RAW AGAIN...

i got worked by that slap

>>2113108
>vince on the RAW side
>unironically being a mark who thinks vince doesn't have complete control of both shows

kek

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>tfw you get 2 hours of an entertaining wrestling show while rawtist sit through 3 hours of torture every week

BIG MIC MELLA ARRIVES

>>2113097
AJ would have all his buzz killed in a matter of weeks on Raw. Raw's booking is what's fucking the product, not the talent. They have lots of good talent.

Is Goldberg actually a good fighter or is he just a kike who negotiates it so that he always wins?

So IC Title Match is ending in DQ due to catfight eruption wont it?

>>2113091
Thank you based AJ

Wew, is dis sum new thiccness for my purview?

*unzips penis*

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BIG MIC CARMELLA

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>>2113108

>>2113070
She keeps getting smashed before the shows. It's one thing for the performers to get drunk before the show, it's another when your interviewer slurs every single word she says.

>RAM is shit
>Smackdown is awesome
>Vince oversees both of them

How?

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>based promos
>based Royal Rumble hype
>based Renee slap
>based Ziggles heel turn
>based heel Ziggles feuding with...Apollo Creed.

Carmellsworth

>>2113121
>B-B-BUT MY 3 HOURS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uBhtn5uMYQ

FUCK YOU HEYMAN

>>2113099
Pre-show is reserved for inferior show. Renee vs Maryse feud is more meaningful than anything RAM can offer

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>>2113108

>>2113075
I...It's already over half over. ;_;

>SmackDown makes 2 hours feel like 30 mins.
>Raw makes 3 hours feel like 6.

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>>2113117
>It used to be good
Smackdown has always been better when it tried/didn't turn into RAW recaps and rematches.

>>2113130
So fucking hot

James has REALLY lost his touch.

They need to take him off the air for 2 weeks if they want him to get any kind of pop from the RR.

People barely chat/pop for him.

>>2113096
It's WM time, so it'll probably happen.

>>2113091
THANK YOU AJ

Aliya is fucking THICCCC

>>2113134
Vince is in charge, but he puts more attention on RAM.

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>48 cameras

>>2113134
I'm guessing Shane has some creative control over SD.

Imagine if Raw didnt have Braun and Jericho? The show would be completely unwatchable

>>2113134
RAM is shit cuz it has Roman and Vince is so desperate to get him over.

>Big Cuck

>>2113124
In 99% of cases that's true, but I truly believe AJ is Goldberg/Lesnar/Undertaker levels of over. They could have him come out with a rabbit tail butt plug and start having spontaneous live-birth celebrations while making up words to the national anthem and he'd probably still get cheers.

I guess this is the match when the commentary goes off the rails

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>>2113134
Vince only "okays" the plans unless he has a specific thing he wants to happen.

>>2113126
Ambrose gonna win after Maryse tries to interfere, and Renee stops her. DD on Miz 123.

>GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY
Im not the only one who heard that right?

>>2113130
BMC is cute
CUTE!

>>2113091
THANK YOU AJ

I like her submission move.

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>>2113142

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOREVER

THE DUCK FACE STILL LIVES

Ellsworth is married

What the fuck is YOUR excuse?

>>2113134

Is the one NXT writer really that much better than the rest of the writers?

Mella a cute! A CUTE!

F - A - B - U - L - O - U - S

Yes I'm fabulous

CAPISH!?


Anyone else have this as their ringtone and put it on their ipod?

>>2113155
This.

>James Ellsworth White knight nice guy gimmick
Perfect

BIG MATCH AMERICAN ALPHA BROS UP NEXT

>>2113134
Market segment
SD is for true pro wrestling fan.
RAM is for casual and SJW.

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>>2113173
>ipod
Oh shit

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>>2113173
i'll bite

RAW BROS
Remember how Smack used to be shit before the split?
They are lucky they have Cena carrying the show.

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>>2113108

>>2113173
calm down jimbo

>>2113173
>ipod
get with the current year

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>>2113176
They found a niche where he's not fucking with the Championship match. Looks like he won't get future endeavored for a while.

>>2113144
Because he went from a gag/underdog fans got behind ironically to sniffing his own farts and really thinking he was a superstar.

Or in other words, WWE did what they always do and tried to be in with the cool kids but ended up killing the movement instead. See Fandango'ing.

>>2113130
Shit. She is cute. Why does she cake the make up now?

>>2113188
The existence of this picture will never not get a chuckle out of me

>>2113155
I'm convinced Vince actually wants the crowd to storm the ring and murder Roman.

>they see us all as pigs

>>2113183

Thats because smack was basically just a spillover show for Raw except on fucking syfy.

>>2113193
its her gimmick she's staten island guido trash

she looks alright when not in gimmick

The Based Man and the Heart Based Kid returning next week , possible Goldberg lesnar fallout ..... I'm more hyped for raw , so enjoy your week downies

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Aliyah is hot but she has shit hair

>>2113142
You mean when Heyman was booking it?

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whens swaggie time?

THE FASHION POLICE

BASED GAY COPS

>>2113130
Her guido act kills my liking of her

BASED Fashion Police

BASED GAY COPS

>Based Breezango jobbing

I sincerely hope Adolph Ziggler attacks those faggots

>>2113130
This is a really good picture of her, it makes her look better than she really does.

Will Paige ever wrestle again?

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HOLY SHIT OUR GUYS

BEST EPISODE

these poor guys like when reks and whats his name came out as strippers

>>2113201
We will, goodbye.

BASED GAY COPPERS

BASED FASHION PO-LICE

>>2113202
Jesus Christ that's flat hair...

>>2113216
nah

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>yfw SEXY COPS

>>2113201
>Excited for the Undercarder and HBGAY

18+

>he actually got rid of the towel
kek

>>2113201
>Undercarder, HBGay, Oldberg and shitty Lesnar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2113206
It's always swaggie time

What do you guys think of Grant Hamilton? Not as good as Fink or Michael Buffer but better than Jojo and Lillian right?

>>2113202
>>2113222
Looks fine to me, idgaf

>fag cops

>>2113216
She's wrestling her demons every day, anon.

Which of these teams is gayer? They should all 4 start a stable and call it the gay community.

>>2113216
Not if ADR is pregnant. She got responsibilities....

>inb4 wyatts interfere

It's ridiculous how much better Chicago is than JAX

>>2113216
ADR will probably murder her in a steroid-related rage because she's a loco puta, perro

OH SHIT THE WYATTS ARE HERE

BREEZANGO DESTROYED

>>2113234
She's got kids.

>>2113235
Kind of called it

Tyler Breeze is the best wrestler in the company and Fandango has literally everything Vince looks for in a face of the company

How is this fair

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>>2113236
Hi Phil!

GAYS BTFO

im actually very fucking upset how breezy is being treated

Match couldn't have gone any better. Then I get based HarpGOAT. I stand corrected.

match should have gone like 5 minutes

bullshit. that was only a two count

WYATTS
Y
A
T
T
S

>>2113235
Welp

>>2113216
Her herion dealer maybe

'DANGO NO

WHY DIDNT YOU BREAK UP THE PIN

STOP JOBBING MY GAY COPS

"YOU NEVER REALLY WON ANYTHING"

>Bray Wyatt

>0 singles titles

>>2113245
>implying
Just listen to the crowd. This has been a GOAT show and they're not getting into it as much as any other city

Gay cops are fucking BASED

>Randy cutting Harper off

gay cops got robbed

Harpcuck

good contribution orton

>>2113255
It's for a worthy cause.

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>R A M

>>2113256
Bray is winning the rumble

>>2113244

I'l give you Johnny Curtis. Idk what Vince's problem with him is.

RAW needs to give Smack their extra hour.

CONFIRMED HARPGOAT TURN FACE

>>2113249
Breezango and American Alpha actually had an amazing match during the early weeks of the brand split

>GAY COPS JOBBING OUT
REVIVAL ON SMACK TO BURY THESE FAGGOTS WHEN

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>>2113265

Hold up my nigga. Im calling in the airstrike now

So... is the TT for the WWE title, or the Women's title?

>>2113232
>her demons

Oh, is that what she calls Del Rio's cock?

>>2113266
Im ok with this. I think the Wyatt pham is holding him back.

>>2113266
Yeah a food eating royal rumble maybe

Snek is gonna turn on Bray tonight, isn't he?

>>2113273
Royal Rumble I mean.
WWE or Red belt?

>>2113268

Nope. Keep that shit along with your 30 min authority promos and 15 min of vanilla midgets not doing vanilla midget things.

>>2113242
That gimmick's already TAKENNNN, BAYBAYYY!!!!

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>>2113278
pls no

I hope Sasha wins a historic first ever womens royal rumble

Only managed to catch up with the Cena and Styles segment, what's this about Dolph?

>>2113275
He's currently the least impressive of the active family

>>2113267
He's got a problem with both of them

Personally ended both of their pushes when they were getting over

>>2113278
Snek isn't turning, Harper is

>>2113278
That was their segment for the night m8

>>2113283
I know, and he does it best

>>2113286
Heel turn and feud with :D

>>2113286
he got BTFO by Corbin, kalisto came to make the save and then dolph superkicked Kalisto

then :D confronted ziggler backstage with Rhyno and Mojo and Dolph attacked :D

>>2113287
He'd be a lot better if his booking correlated to his character and promos.

WHO HERE TEAM /RAW/

SMACKDOWN GETTING BTFO - WYATTS, BORETOM, SOMETIMES HERE BUT NOT REALLY CENA

UNDERTAKER DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO TURN UP TO SMACKDOWN ANYMORE AND COMES TO BASED RAW

SMACKDOWNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>2017 YEAR OF RAW!!!

>>2113285
i hope she breaks her neck in the RR

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>>2113285
DELET THIS

>>2113281
>15 min of vanilla midgets not doing vanilla midget things.

Cruiserweights who don't do flippy shit are like lesbians with no tongues. It's like, why do you even fucking exist.

>>2113281
You are just mad that RAW has Foley comes out after every single match to scream and overact and add a bunch of stipulations to everything

>>2113287
less impressive than Erick Rowan?

>>2113286
Boring Corbin turned him racist

>>2113266

He wouldn't take the mania spot from his beloved children. He's only going into the rumble to keep Harper and Orton alive in the match

YOU CAN LOOK BUT YOU CANT TOUCH

what a shit meme :D

>>2113144
They're not supposed to pop for him, he's a bad guy.
They boo'd the crap out of him when he grabbed her foot, so he's doing his job.

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>Carmellsworth
Are they seriously going with this name

>NIKKI YOU'RE HOT

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WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING RATINGS

THIS IS LITERALLY PG DONE RIGHT

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>>2113272

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AND WEEL GUISE, WHO IS MORE RACIST
HOGAN, VINCE OR ZIGGLER?

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>Miz on Talking Smack

Where did this shit come from

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>>2113298

>>2113303
isn't he injured?

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>>2113298

YEAH BRO...

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Someone pls post the gif of Big Show cringing

CHEAP POP NIKKI

BIG SUBMISSION NATTY

Zzzzzzzzzzz ...

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I want to have natty smother me with her fucking tits and thighs

>>2113311
But it is, we beat ram

Ooooooh

Nikki is wrong about her and Brie but right about Natalya

But they're both kinda getting BTFO

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>>2113317
RIP

DAAAAAAMMMNNNN

BRET BTFO

Where is this shit on tv?

Take this shit backstage

>>2113298

We don't need Undercarder hurting the A show.

>>2113300
fuck man i wish i was actually watching when dudleys were back

Ryder is winning the Rumble

>Nattie is getting a Hitwoman gimmick
Please

BRET FUCKING BURIED!

>>2113313
The New Day, if we ignore that they are black

All current divas do is cry about their legacy fathers and fight over boyfriends

women's revolution indeed

>hitman getting blow jobs from Nikki

Nikki's kind of a bitch.

BASED BRET

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CALL HER A BITCH

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4/10 segment

SHE SAID SEX

SMACKDOWNIES UNSURE WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS

>HAHAHAHA

BRETKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Smackdown giving us a piss break right before the main event, BASED.

this is the first segment ive had to mute so far.show has been pretty good up until this point

DAMN THICKI BELLA BTFO

BRET GOT THE SUCC

Here comes the boom.

>Uncle Bret never sold a dime

what did Nattie mean by this?

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>nattie
>better than bret

JUST LIKE MY MEXICAN TELENOVELAS

>>2113217
>bullying Kidman

Why

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>tfw find Natalya hotter than Nikki and always have

She has a hot body but her face is not hot

Didn't last too long. thank god

DIE ALONE
I
E

A
L
O
N
E

>>2113323
Fuck off Rawfag

>>2113332
This

Literally no point in coming out to the ring just to talk

This got fucking dark

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So that's probably the only bad segment of the night.

>>2113344
He needs to cut the hair and grow some on his face.

CHOKE

Fucking Dasha...

could you botch a promo more than [random backstage girl] here?

Why is this woman so horrible at what she does guys?

>dat qt can't barely speak

holy shit smackdown interviewers can't even fucking talk 1 sentence properly? 'inn...itorocnienteir champiosnhsip .... reeyuytienenene young' ROFL WTF??

DASHAMANIA

DELET THIS INTERVIEWER

she's right you know

Damn Jeans gets the ladies all wet and discombobulated

This fucking backstage choker. Good thing deano saved her ass

>Nikki's shit-tier acting

Where do I get wrestling jeans?

>MINDSET
>*much quieter* mindset

Jesus Dasha.

>>2113370
Double negative there, buddy

>>2113368
Botcha botcha botcha

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

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alvarez is going to eviscerate her for that one

>>2113364
Better than 3 hours of shitty segments.

So Dean just gave up trying to be WWE champ?

DOES DEAN HAVE THE GORILLA MINDSET

FIND OUT TONIGHT

>>2113357
Nikki's a pretty girl, she'd probably not even let you cum in her hair.

Natalya's a cougar, those bitches let you drive the pussy like a rental car. You could have funnnn with her.

>>2113376
Dean probably smells very manly

This doesn't feel like its aimed at kids at all, Smackdown has been getting very dark

BASED WACKY MAN

Mattie sounded more nasally than usual.

>Champ coming out last

Based Smackdown.

Quiet on the set. Can we please have quiet on the set.

Poor qt

>Renee not coming with Dean

Wasted opportunity

>>2113350
>Bret "kiss her where she fart" Hart

We celebrate the Miz in part 6
>>2113389

>>2113389

>>2113389

Damn, based Dean got her so hot and bothered she could barely speak

>>2113388

No, hes just out of the title scene. How many times do we have to watch AJ body him?

I would have marked out if Nikki said at least i wont die in the ring like Owen did before slapping natayla

>>2113396

Nattie*

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>that interview

who /XXX/ here?

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>tfw Nattie will never fart ever again

>>2113364
It was the best piss break in term of timing and women used. which means BASED SDL

>>2113393
That's one word for it.

>>2113421
I'm all the way up.

>>2113431
and WE'RE GOING TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

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>inb4 Renee might screw Dean and join Miz Never Ending Harem

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>that maryse gear

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>>2113105

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>>2113121
>WWE
>Wrestling

Pic one

>>2113105
Yep Undertaker already jumped ship from smackdown to Raw. He knows longterm what the A show is.

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>>2113517
/wwe/babbies BTFO