SmackDown Live gamethread 2#: Big Dick Miz edition

Buying tickets for next week's Smackdown
Should I get a cheap far seat or an expensive seat behind the announcers?

who /vape/ here

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>>2112339
First for Natty and Carmella

>>2112355
Expensive , hold a /asp/ sign

I just downloaded mdickies wrestling who should I make?

>>2112355
Bring an /asp/ sign

Everyone post Dicks

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based start so far

>>2112355
Front row , then make a thread about it and ask /asp/ what do?

>Hour one: 3.27 million (2.97 million last week)
>Hour two: 2.94 million (2.88 million last week)
>Hour three: 3.12 million (2.72 million last week)

ITS OVER SMACKDOWN IS DONE

Since when do people like the miz? He single handedly ruined any credibility the wwe title ever had

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I WANT EVA ON MY TV

>>2112355
/smack/chads unite

>>2112378
Source?

Did JBL just say fuck you to Mauro?

>>2112355
go to ring side lad and bring /asp/ sign

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Daily reminder that Cuckdown is 1-31 in the ratings

ziggle going over again

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>>2112380
next week!

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If you don't know whose feet these are, you don't belong here.

ziggler and corbin?

more like poop and boring

>>2112378
The Semi-retired wrestler effect

>>2112371
Holy fuck ewwww!

>>2112384
LMAO fucker did!!

Was that a Corbin sucks chant?

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>people unironically like Miz and Corbin

>>2112381
>tfw eva will never ride my schlong reverse cowgirl

>actually giving a shit which "brand" is better

>>2112394
>brings back a part-timer and Undercarder

>>2112387
>Transformers is a good movie

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>>2112359

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Reposting
You are in charge of Smackdown stories. Who do you put as the challenger for the IC title against Miz going into Mania?

>>2112404
ECW is best brand

>>2112392
Renee x Nattie

>>2112355
my first smackdown i sat about 10 rows behind the announcers and it was like $60
I thought the seats were great

last time i went i sat 4 rows back from the front row and i couldnt see any of the entrances or any outside of the ring action because everyone in front of you stands up. also im a manlet so that doesnt help

>>2112409
Senor Joe

>>2112387
SHOOOOOOK

>>2112409
Daniel Bryan

>>2112409
kevin nash

>>2112409
Joe

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>>2112390
isnt soon enough

>>2112408
God bless you my son...

>people actually invested in the match
RAW BTFO

>>2112410
Fuck you, NWA/WCW #1 fag

>>2112349
>>2112349
>>2112349
>>2112349

REAL THREAD

>>2112409

GOLDBERG

>>2112426
>3 replies
Yeah right

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>>2112426
>3 replies

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GOD DAMN IT, MY TV IS GLITCHING

IS THIS HAPPENING TO Everyone

>>2112363
>>2112367
>>2112372
>>2112381
>>2112385
>>2112413
Shit. Too late lads.
Got a seat on the balcony. I'll see any of you at Baton Rouge I guess

Just realized that is tuesday

YOU
KNOW
WHAT
IT
MEANS

>>2112426
No.

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>>2112426
You're almost as bad as tripfags

>Zigzag buried

>>2112424
Double fuck you, AWA #1 fag.

corbin vs stroman when?

>vincejackingoff3.gif

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>>2112426
shut the fuck up faggot

we're not playing this fucking game

>>2112410
2008 ecw was better than anything on wwe tv today

Ziggler legit doesn't have a finisher

>>2112409
Baron Corbin

BASED WOLF

BASED BARON

>>2112409
Ambrose, Ziggler, Corbin, Creed, Kalisto in a ladder match. Miz retains, drops it the next SD to an NXT call up

BASED CORBIN

Continued from
>>2112369
>>2112253
What gear should Barron wear to look cooler?

Glasses, helmet.
Maybe a bandanna?
Just turn him into a fucking bandit.

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>mfw haters try to tell me I can't be a racist sonuvobitch with my life
I just turned 18 and this is my second day on this site fuck you PC fags and go Ziggler!

BIG BANTZ BARON UNBEATEN IN 2017

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Corbin Club WHERE WE AT?

>>2112437
>tripfags
Are there any acceptable tripfags on asp?

Had anyone kicked out of the End of Days yet?

GOOD LUCHA THING

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AWOO~

Dudleys did the Raw pre-show in Providence before the brand split and the whole fucking crowd loved them. Everyone was marking out when they teased the tables and pulled em out but said fuck you guys, no. God I miss them

Zig is dead.

Based Wolf wins again.

>>2112454
No

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LUCHA LUCHA

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>>2112409
The Big Red Machine

HEEL DOLPH WOO

>>2112454
2 cold autismo cause he actually does something useful

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> match that actually has you caring
> rematch better than anything last night

HEEEEL ZIGGLER
FINALLY

heel turn
wtf I love Dolph now?

OH FUCK

BASED

finally he's going heel

HOLY SHIT BASED ZIG

Based heel Ziggles

Heel turn

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

BASED ZIG

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BASED HEEL ZIGGLER

>HEEL ZIGGLER
MUH DICK

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>dat little girl

SALTY BITCH

>>2112470

BASED

>>2112408
>ywn be dp'd by Nattie and Carmella wearing strap ons

Just fuck my shit up

HOLY SHIT! MYSTERIO GOT BTFO

Heel turn?
Please.

GODDAMMIT WOOOOO ZIGGLER HEEL TURN

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IT'S HAPPENING

BASED

SPICS BTFO

why ziggler?

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KALISTO APPEARS
AND THEN ZIGGLER TURNS HEEL
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

BAH GAWD KING, ZIGGLER HAS SNAPPED

I miss the old days bros.

HEEL

ZIGGY

SMACKDOWN

WINS

AGAIN

YES

Will ziggler go back to perfection?

GROW A BEARD ZIGGY

Dolph "spic on a stick" Ziggler

less chance of joe to smackdown with another heel ;_;

Smackdown is the heel show.

Seriously, there's like only 3 faces.

wtf i love dolph now

IS ZIGGLER NOW...

DARE I FUCKING SAY IT
/OURGUY/

Based Smackdown

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>new miz graphic
thank god the duck face was awful

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ABOUT DAMN TIME.

He's also a terrible heel though he's a pandering fuck

Why are Smack Down writers so based? Why?

WTF ZIGGLIEPUFF!!!

Dubs and Miz wins the Rumble

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RAM BTFO ETERNALLY

ZIGGLES TURNED HEEL BEFORE ROMANETTY

BASED LONE WOLF IS MOVING UP TO MAIN EVENT STATUS

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>Booking that makes sense

Why is smack so based?

GOD DAMN IT WOO

based tajiri

Woah, i haven't watched wrestling in awhile, what is 205 and when did my boy tajiri come back???

>>2112496
Joe's a monster so Vince will feed him to Roman.

ZIGGLER VOTED FOR TRUMP CONFIRMED. HE'S NOW OFFICIALLY /ourguy/

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Guys i got tickets to the rumble a few weeks ago.

>>2112497
It's :D's time to shine

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goodnight sweet prince...

>>2112497

Dean Kalisto Cena and Taker?

That's 4.

>>2112497
A show of everyone just being massive dicks towards each other would be based

>>2112514
Doubt it

>>2112504
Pretty sure the head writer is from NXT when it was at its peak

>>2112512
The Sonichu tournament

They missed to best chance for Ziggler to finally snap and turn heel toward the end of the Miz rivalry, but I guess this is fine, too.

i'm not convinced that was a full turn.

>>2112503
Him and Foley share a fake,
>muh passionate explosive words

>>2112515
Nice.
Have fun senpai, be sure to shitpost with us at the time.

>>2112519
Attitude Era then?

>>2112518
and only 1 of those shows up on every show

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>>2112501
Yes, but duckface Miz was hilarious

>>2112497
lol enjoy your tye dillinger in a month smackdown

>>2112518
Taker barely shows up.

>>2112519
I mean, isn't that what it is already?

Dubs and Baron wins the rumble

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>>2112515
I'm sitting near you, fuckhead!

>>2112515
Run into the rumble and eliminate someone

>>2112520
Most wrestlers are conservative/libertarian.
But considering he lives in hollywood florist you're probably right. That cesspool is liberal jew hq

>>2112518
Taker is on Raw

Dolph " If it's brown it's down" Ziggler

>>2112518
>Dean Kalisto Cena and Taker?
Taker is going on RAW though?

>>2112513
After all, there can only be one Samoan Joe

They should have waited and did a double turn with Ziggles and Corbin.

>>2112536
Zigglers been a guest on Fox News a couple times, and talked about his trump support on his insta.

>>2112522
Little extra info bud?

>>2112536
he's an open conservative who is on fox news all the time

he shilled ann coulter's book on instagram

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Is Dean gay or does Renee just have a feminine penis?

Heel Ziggler means a face has to take his "spot". Crews? Mojo? Heath probably?

>>2112533
Ayyy we should spout shit memes together.

>Ziggler turned heel so other guy could turn face

So who's turning face tonight? The Wyatts? AJ?

>>2112518
Taker is free agent

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what has /our guy/ been up to?

the only patrician main event for wm33 is Heel Cena vs Face AJ

>>2112513
But he's Cena's friend back in development, he'll be fed to Cena

>>2112540
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

>>2112497
>Dean
>Jhon
>Apollo
>AA
>Nikki
>Hype Bros

Cuck time

>>2112508
>This shitty edit of a /v/ maymay

kys senpai

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, IS BIG CUCk

Oh boy the cuck as arrived

>>2112548
Harper

Orton and Bray will stick together

>Ellsworth

Only bad part of Smack, still better than anyone on RAM

>>2112543
CruiserWeight Classic, a tournament for the cruiserweights. 205 is a cruiserweight only show

Based James

>F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. got a pop
wut

>>2112545
If Renee had a dick would you still fuck her?

>>2112545
you fool
dean is the ftm

>>2112548
AJ has to turn eventually. No face could take the belt without being booed tremendously.

>>2112515
ha nigga im in section 108 row 25. see u there anon

Why Big Mic Carmella?
Why?

>>2112539

Is Cena still considered a face after last week? Not sure what he is. Pushing himself into the title scene because reasons is kinda heel move.

>>2112561
Worth watching?

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Is anyone else sick of Ellsworth?

>Ellsworth is actually Ms. Elizabeth

BASED ELLSWORTH GETTING THAT CARMELLA BOOTY!!!

Tbh Carmella is hot af lads

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>>2112556
I see you seething

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BASED BIG MIC CARMELLA

BASED ZIGGLES

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>>2112556
Stay mad Rawtist.

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>>2112546
DUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUN

>beats a spic
>beats a black

Based /ourguy/

>>2112548

They gotta turn AJ

We Punished Zigs Nao!

Dolph "pull a trigger on a nigger" Ziggler

Why the fuck are those three hanging out?

Also name this stable

>>2112569
He might be a tweener now - neither a face or a heel.

Is she face now?
I thought she was heel?
wut...?

ONE MAN KLAN ZIGGLER

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ZIGGLER'S KILLING EVERYONE
BAH GAWD

D:

Did he just call him a mark?

>>2112569
Yes, he's a goddamn face. When and if he turns heel you'll fucking know it you fucking moron.

Ziggler anti-miniority gimmick?

>>2112570
Heard it has some good parts. But from what I've seen from Raw, not really

Holy shit Dolph "If it's not white it's not right" Ziggler

give the RR to Ziggler

>Dolph Slayin Spics
>Dolph Slayin Niggs

/ourguy/ Adolph Ziggler does it again

>When your own gimmick turns on you

>>2112461
What the even actual fuck? This didn't actually air on WWE tv, did it?

>>2112524
What about now

>>2112590
Yes

>>2112579
Looks like Crews.

>>2112584
Social Outcasts

THE STATE OF APOLLO

>>2112589
:DDDD

>>2112584
hypno nation

>>2112576
>ruining those feet with tatts
does she not know tats look like shit on the feet and hands when you get old

That was a brutal headbutt

>>2112590
Yup

Heel Ziggler used to do that a lot

How hard do you think Ellsworth gets when Carmella touches him?

I bet real hard

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>>2112598
Yes. Yes they did.

REMOVE POTATO

>>2112598
18+

BAH GAWD WHO WILL ZIGGER ATTACK NEXT?

Should I get Superman or Batman pyjama pants?

>Attack a luchador
>Attack a black guy
What did Adolph Ziggler mean by this?

>Becky's thighs
Niceeeee

>>2112515
Guise should I bring a sign that says
>Shower
>Clue
>Weights
?

>Luchadummy

>>2112598

Oh my sweet summer child.

CHOPPY CHOPPY PEE PEE

Becketty career ending injury when?

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>>2112590
>literally never watched long island iced z true long island story
later mark

>>2112615
>Adolph Ziggler
I like this.

>>2112608

I missed Hell Ziggy, face Ziggy was never right aster I saw him as a heel.

>>2112580
>a fag beats a spic
>a fag beats a black

Still not /ourguy/

>>2112621
10 years ago

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>>2112564
Yep.

How do you filter a tripfag don't see the option?

>>2112614
Aquaman

>>2112614

superman

>>2112621
Botcha's gonna be the first to go. Screencap this

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>>2112547
like cute fuckbois

>>2112622
LEIA YOU HOESKI

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Guys help.

I'm starting to save all the Carmella pics and gifs I find.

Is this what it is like having a waifu?

adolph "going mental on the oriental" ziggler

>>2112615
Now he has to attack Ellsworth and Darren Young and it will be official.

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>>2112624

>Hell Ziggy

>>2112606
They look like shit on feet regardless desu, leg tattoos below the knee just look trashy.

>>2112564
If Renee had a dick I would let her fuck me

I get so wet thinking about getting DPed by Apollo Crews and Big E.

Could you imagine getting fucked by BOTH of them?

If Trips wins, Dean
If Dubs wins, Miz

>>2112639
The only correct response

>>2112641
if quads angle back

>>2112637

Tfw no german wrestler to form team Zig Heil with

>>2112639
Hell, same.

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>>2112633
still got that HDMI cable

>>2112634
You know she's been dating Cass for years, right?

Carl's Jr's is fucking ass

>>2112643
If pents we all die.

It's Sexy Star

Part 3 of the Smackdown saga

>>2112653

>>2112653

>>2112653

>>2112644
I never knew I wanted this.

who is this masked wrestler?

>>2112655
Too early, homosexual

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>>2112622
>WWE killed everything ryder built for himself
Thanks vince.

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>>2112646
>ywn see Ryder vs Ziggler in a Internet Championship match at WrestleMania

>>2112493
Liked it better desu. Ziggler works best as a smug asshole. His heelziggler promos on Z true long island were god tier.

>points to go up
>doesn't go up
Fuck this potato nigger

>>2112655
>263

fuck off

>>2112658
Bane?

I don't know why Bliss was the one to get the heat on her for her wrestling, when clearly Becky is the one who sucks. Looks like she's way worse than she used to be.

BASED BLISS

>>2112658
Kane

>El Conquistadors angle

ID RECOGNIZE THAT ASS ANYWHERE

>She's white now

>>2112668
I recognize that ass anywhere.

Top 10 Anime Plot Twist

Jew Magic is in effect

>That ass in that costume

HNNGGGGG

based Natty

>>2112656
You have SaNiTy at nxt though, the closest to white nationalist stable as it gets.

>>2112658
Hulk Hogan

>>2112658
See >>2112682

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Whoever it is, she's barely taller than Bliss.

Becky new outfit is pretty sexy

Sorry for the bit early post
>>2112653

>>2112653

>>2112653
Let's migrate for based AJ promo

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>mfw Ellsworth dressed up as El Luchadora next week

>It's a champion looks weak every week until the ppv episode again
They did the same shit when Becky was the champ too.

>>2112658
Mr America

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>Undercarder always returns alongside a draw to make himself look like a draw

I hope this goes full black scorpion with supernatural interviews and low-grade parlor illusions

>>2112707
>289

kill yourself

>>2112687
kek

>>2112697
Unf

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>>2112715

>>2112709
shame they book SD women like RAM talent

>>2112644
Fuck, Ziggler and Heidenreich (reich is in his name, it's a match made in hell) as alt-right heels, fans would eat it up. They could name drop pepe and everything.

>>2112734
Not all of them. They're reaching proper /smack/ booking slowly but surely.

holy shit daniel bryan is still mega over

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GOAT LIVING LEGEND CENA

Holy shit. Based BMJ making that kid's night.

>a contract signing
>the crowd is excited

SMACKLADS, WE WIN AGAIN

>>2112777
For a minute I thought you mean Cena dressed up as a goat and infiltrated a furry community

BMJ

smackdown is a kids show

>>2112355

>inb4 Cena FU's Bryan and AJ saves him

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>>2112808
uh, yeah. The cool kids

Based Cena

REKT SPOILER ALERT WE CAN DO THIS WITHOUT YOU JOHN!