Smackdown Live includes starts like:
>AJ Styles
>John Cena
>The Miz
>Baron Corbin
>Raw needs the Undertaker for views
Sad!
Bump for A+ show
Somebody once told me
Come ride the A-Train!
>>2111881
>Matt Bloom's gigolo bio
can someone post the image with the streaming links?
>>2111856
Smarkdown is the worst its been since its inception. Your indie midget cuckfest is only more bearable than raw because its mercifully shorter
AJ STYLES JOHN CENA CONTRACT SIGNING TONIGHT
>>2111891
Hope John Cena sends this faggot back to the tna
>>2111890
>>2111898
I don't see what Kevin Owens has to do with anything
>>2111881
Why is becketty there
Where to stream the preshow? I don't usually bother.
who was the worst raw guest host?
We sum southern bois
time for the comfiest wrestling show on TV
>>2111905
why is dean there
>>2111936
Mick Foley
>Actually liking this sawed off midget
Killed tna and now here to kill wwe
Who else /basedfuckingMiz/ here?
>>2111897
>the tna
>>2111951
>Killed TNA
I know this is bait but how? He was never the top guy in TNA, Cuck Angle and Sting were pushed harder than him
>>2111856
>Sad!
Calm down there, Donald.
>>2111955
also I just got a new computer and could only save the essentials off my old one so please post lots of photos tonight bros
Obama is GOAT President
>>2111963
K.
>>2111967
Get laid Carter
>>2111961
>mr.tna
>3000 time nwa/tna champ
>never the top guy in tna
15 MINUTES UNTILL A+ SHOW
>>2111980
Raw was yesterday
Why is no chin still around?
So the Undercarder is on RaM now?
Did the brand split already die with the SmA+cklad win?
>>2111986
Hornswoggle replacement
>>2111977
Remember when they made AJ a Ric Flair wannabe?
>>2111986
he's getting the succ
>>2111995
Yeah it was weird seeing him with an actual gimmick.
>>2111995
Remember when they made Chris Sabin the champ only to make him lose the title back to Bubba two weeks later
>>2111995
TNA 2010 was a world of absolute pain.
>>2112010
It did give us Foley vs Abyss in a Monster's Ball match though. That was 2009 actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcoIgipNo2A
Cena vs Styles MOTY 5 stars
A ver donde estan mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
Rautists already seething
>>2112021
Aqui amigo
>>2112021
aca como siempre papi
>>2112021
aca papa
>it's a SDL thread
>>2112021
Aqui anon
>Cuckdown
Yfw Smackdown announces their royal rumble entrants tonight and this music hits:
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo[/yt]
>>2112037
>[yt]
lmao
>>2112037
What the fuck
>>2112032
>it's an /asp/ gamethread
Fuck, marry, kill, eat out
>>2112048
I miss the divas
Holy shit this show is sooo boring already!
>>2111856
All boards report.
MIZZZZ
>Starting with Big Hollywood Mike
Smackdown wins
BASED MIZ
>>2112048
fuck bayley
eat out sasha
kill becky
marry charles
>>2112056
/asp/ here
>>2111856
>Miz
Already won
>>2112048
Marry Charolette
Fuck Becky
Kill both Sasha and Bayley
>Opening with Miz
Smackdown already won
BASED MIZ
>>2112048
Kill Sasha, eatout beckky, fuck charles, marry baley
>Based Miz already working obese smarks and marks alike
>Starts with Miz
Based already.
>Miz opening the show
HOLY SHIT RAM IN SUICIDE WATCH!!!
Already won lads
>>2111955
checked
>BASED Miz to start show
Smackdown wins again
>start Smack w/ Miz
>start Ram with Cuck Foley
We win
>>2112056
/pol/
>That digital red carpet
neat
>>2112056
/pol/ here
>>2112056
/co/ here
>>2112067
Fucking this.
It's ogre for Rawtists.
>>2112048
Fuck Bayley
Marry Becky
Kill Sasha
Eat out Charlotte because >Being in a relationship with a woman that's already been divorced twice
Anyone else thinks the Miz Intro takes too long?
>>2111856
>>Raw needs the Undertaker for views
>Sad!
Wait I didn't watch RAW.
I thought Undertaker was supposed to be on Smackdown?
>>2112048
kill Charlotte
eat Bayley out
fug Sasha
marry Becky
in that order
>>2112048
Marry Becky
Fuck Sasha
Eat out Bayley
Kill Charlotte
I've had a Miz shirt for like 6 years now.
So i can confirm he drew a dime
REPORT IN A-LISTERS
>>2112056
/asp/ reporting in
>>2112079
Oh man, please leave!
>>2112085
That's kinda the point of his entrance
oh shit new Miz graphic
>>2112048
Fuck Becky
Who gives a shit about the rest?
>>2112048
Kill sasha, Eat Charlotte, Fuck Bayley, Marry becky
15 decides who wins the royal rumble
>>2112089
Reporting in
>>2112056
/a/ here
RATINGS SPIKE
>>2112101
>>2112048
Fuck Charles
Marry Pun Potato
Kill Horse
Eat Out Leg Hugger
I fucking hate Miz, bring out Ziggler or Deano Machino!
MIZ MIZ MIZ
SMARKS BTFO
>>2112056
B reporting in
>>2112101
RVD
>>2112101
Roman Reigns
HAHA dead crowd
>>2112101
Based Mike
Based Miz over as FUCK
QUICK CUT TO SOMEONE IN THE CROWD
>>2112056
/mu/ and /a/
>Shawn and Undertaker on RAW
Welp. No AJ match then huh?
Maryse Mizanin is a based name
>>2112056
/hm/ here, hun
>>2112115
Fuck.
>>2112048
Fuck Bayley
Marry Becky
Kill Sasha
Eat out Charlotte
Im down for 2 hours of Miz
>APOLOGIZE
Renee is more over than Dean
>>2112056
I should report as well.
/a/sp/
APOLOGIZE
If Dean wins, Trips
If Miz wins, Dubs
>>2112115
Based Big Bog
>>2112115
ROMAN V. REIGNS IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA
BASED BIG RATINGS MIZ
Dean will get a monster pop here.
DBZ Super new villian revealed
>>2112127
I'd mark hard as fuck
>>2112133
A-LISTER
>>2112115
>Roman wins again
>Ratings tank to >1.0
>>2112115
winner
Valid complaints from the Miz here
>>2112137
he quit to be with his kid
APOLOGIZE
>>2112133
I CAME TO PLAY
>tfw having fun watching SDL already
>tfw RAM felt like a drag all the way through
Something about the Blue Brand is just great
>>2112133
There we go
>We want Ambrose
first time I ever head that chant
hot crowd tonight
Based Miz working the crowd into actually chanting We Want Deanetty
>>2112115
Big Dog over as fuck
>Wife involved storylines
That means Ambrose is soon going to be reduced to jobber status
>>2112129
>Dean needed Ellsworth to get cheered
>now they are tapping into Renee so Dean won't get booed
(lol Deanetty
>raw opens with steph the fat cuck (not kevin owens) and jeriKO
>smack opens with based miz
SMACK WON
Smarkbusters are GOAT wrestling reporters and reviewers.
>>2112023
I've needed this. Thanks Smackchad.
Seems like Dean is over again
>>2112154
hes fucking amazing, no one else could do this
>Dirty deeds with dean ambrose
If 69, Mojo is World Champ in 2017.
>>2112133
Oh booooy here we go.
>>2112133
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hit Maryse
why is ambrose giving his gf a ddt?
>Maryse will never defend you
Kill me
>>2112159
no one gives a shit about the miz. One queer isn't better than any other queer. No wonder no one watches this shit anymore
God a Miz vs Daniel Brian one last match would be fucking AMAZING at WM33.
Although picking a winner would be hard.
One last win for DB, or a nice big heel win for the Miz, making him even better than he is already.
>Deannetty
Looks like Raw wins lads!
Post yfw Renee challenges Maryse to a match
Based Miz. It's about ethics in wrestling journalism!
BASED MARYSE
>Maryse will get a DD in your lifetime before Steph
>>2112177
>reporter transitioning to a wrestler
Fuck that shit
>>2112176
RAM opened with Stephanie and cuck foley
Next time I go to an anime convention I'm gonna get Eric Vale to say "Maifu is my waifu for laifu"
>>2112177
>Crowd chanting for him to Dirty Deeds Maryse
This gonna be good show
>>2112177
>mfw Bra and Panties match
>Dolph vs Baron
Destined to fight forever
BIG DICK CORBIN
>>2112176
>Jasethy
>Romanetty
>steph
>Impassioned promo from foley for the 500th time
>>2112165
Based Miz
>post yfw AJ loses the title at the Rumble
>>2112180
I miss when women were ballsy enough to take a finisher from someone.
Shit gave mad heat.
>>2112176
jasethy/domesitcated pupper
>>2112174
Would be nice if bryan was paralysed from the neck down half way through the match. He ruined wrestling forever so this would be sweet justice
>>2112187
I don't want to see Renee's deformed pasty ass.
>>2112187
BARON BIG MATCH CORBIN UP NEXT
>>2112189
EVEN THE SMALLEST WOLF IS LARGER THAN THE BIGGEST DOG
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE?
>>2112115
Dead crowd
I just watched The Young Turks on Fusion and they were mocking the "Trump will make anime real" meme and Cenk claimed his favorite animes are Sword Art Online, the 2000 version if Jojos Bizarre Adventure, and Sailor Moon.
Politics aside, does he at least have good taste?
>>2112176
KEEP CRYING
BIG WOLF CORBIN COMIN TO SQUASH MANLETS
>you will never give her the dirty deeds
>>2112056
/sp/ here
>>2112162
Because of based Miz
>>2112021
aqui
>>2112174
uh... last match for DB should be with Dean
dean is a lot better than miz
>>2112203
What? Nigga go to /pol/.
>>2112203
>SAO
no
>>2112196
>pasty ass
Yeah, I'd still hit it but it does seem pretty meh
Fuck marry kill
>>2112212
>seething
>>2112174
Its a hard book but miz going over is better because you can spin it saying dbry wasnt 100% he will get more sympathy where as miz will come off as less of a cheater assuming its a clean win.
>>2112187
>wanting to see that plain jane Rene in her underwear
If Miz loses, He's a fucking loser duck
If Dean loses, He's a Nigger Faggot
>>2112216
Fuck NXT, marry Smack, Kill RAM.
>>2112187
Have sex
>>2112216
Marry Smackdown
Fuck NXT
Kill RAM
>>2111951
>Killed TNA
Dixie Carter is on Smackdown?
>>2112216
Fuck NXT
Marry Smackdown
Kill RAM
>>2112056
/v/ reporting in
>>2112203
No. Pretty pleb/basic bitch.
>>2112203
>SAO
>Good taste
BIG
BANTZ
BARON
BASED LONELY CANINE
Baron is pretty based
big banter has arrived
who's he going to BTFO this week
>>2112216
Raw is already got fucked by SD and is on suicide watch, and NXT callups do better on SD, which is kinda like a marriage, so I guess we're all cucked
Who else #EdgingTillAJ
Baron Corbin is so boring.
I might take him seriously if he wasn't balding horribly.
GOAT ENTRANCE
i fucking love barons entrance
>Heel is booed
>Fans chant for the face
>Face comes out to huge pop
This show's fucking retarded. Dean should be getting booed out of the building so we can talk about how much he works the Smarks.
ITS YER BOI BARON
I want to like Corbin but he seems so uncomfortable at times
Swear to god Corbins entrance is top tier
>>2112216
Kill RAM
Kill RAM
Kill RAM
oh look its bad hairline man
holy shit that entrance is awesome
>tfw no BASED red lights Corbin entrance anymore
Who won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal again?
>>2112220
Is that the official stipulation?
>>2112216
Fuck Nxt Marry Smackdown Kill Raw then fuck its dead corpse
Barron would be 10x cooler if he had sun glasses and rode to the ring every time in a motor cycle.
Baron > Braun
>Dolph shaved
He needs to grow a beard so he can turn heel and rip off Johnny Mundo
>>2112250
Andre the Giant
>>2112250
Marty Janetty won it once
We should send Corbin some Bosely
>>2112216
Kill NXT
Fuck Smack
Marry Raw
I can change him. I CAN FIX HIM!
>that Baron entrance
Holy shit we won lads.
>they're doing the fucking Ziggler Corbin feud again
this shit completely killed Baron's momentum after mania
>>2112250
Cesaro
>>2112250
Beeg?
>>2112203
>The Young Turks
>>2112250
Gillberg
>That new Titantron
Wtf I love Corbin now.
>>2112220
Fuck you
>>2112244
He's still kind of green, but getting notably better.
Once he started wearing the sweet wolf shirt, I turned a corner on him.
>mfw imagining Corbin's entrance for Wrestlemania
GOAT Ziggler
>>2112263
But now we care about these people
>2017
>Ziggler
stop the pain
I seriously wish they build corbin right. Knowing wwe they wont.
Any WWE creepypastas?
>>2112263
It might be differnt this time since he's getting more than a luke warm reaction this time. that title match did a lot for him
>fw really like corbin but just don't think he's ready for the main event yet
he'll get there, he just isn't yet
>>2112274
>that headpiece
Dolph is such a faggot
>>2112268
Yeah it was pretty cool
>>2112278
they say there are still people that watch all 3 hours of Raw
Corbin is wrestling with a shirt on now?
kek
>Jiu Jistu
>>2112278
Mick Foley
>>2112203
That's not really much in terms of taste. SAO and SM are entry level anime with their amount of exposure, with SAO being incoherent shit and SM being fine.
Jojo's a different animal entirerly, and by now kind of its own thing. It's not bad and relatively popular but nothing to write home about either.
This guy probably just asked some friend for begginer recomdndations and thinks he knows shit.
>>2112273
>they actually destroy Orlando with a cloud of pestilence
>>2112203
>Sword Art Online
>Good Taste
>>2112278
not that I'm aware of
>>2112035
Fuckin kek
>>2112278
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide
>>2112287
I think the tank tops fit him
>>2112278
I bought a Wrestlemania VHS at a garage sale and it was a sex tape of your mom. 7 days later I fucked your mom.
Kane will not appear in the Royal Rumble Match
Screencap this
BIG GUY KNOCKS OUT LITTLE GUY
>>2112297
SPOOKY
>Dolph vs. Corbin #47
Holy shit. It's over. Raw wins again!
>>2112286
Fuckin neanderthals...
>>2112278
You can hear a pin drop despite the fact the arena is packed during RAM events.
>>2112216
Fuck NXT
Marry Smackdown
Kill RAW
WTF do you expect tonight newfag?
so why is tom there again? are otunga and mauro too stupid to learn how to plug future events and sponsors?
>>2112304
Better than Horse and Fridge making history for the 3467346785634895th time
>>2112304
>RAM
>WINNING
Post yfw after Dean inevitably wins the IC title he gets killed by Big Baron
>>2112295
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide#Wikipedia_page_incident
This is the whole spooky part.
>>2112304
>YA SEETHING
>>2112299
BIG WOLF FINISHES LONG HAIRED TWINK IN THREE MINUTES
>>2112309
Coulda sworn they had tarped off some seats for RAM
>"A+ Show"
>literal cuck vs tummy face
>>2112304
> one match is a repeat
> ignores that every match on RAW is a repeat
>>2112278
Its said that hornswoggle is always under the ring. Some say if you throw a piece of popcorn close enough you can see his hand grab it.
>>2112276
kill yourself leddit smark
>>2112311
he's trying to politic otunga out of the company
>>2112310
>newfag
Hi Rddit!
>>2112304
>>2112273
give him a bike like american badass taker
Do they really expect me to take a guy that wears a wolf t-shirt serious?
>>2112048
Fuck Charlotte
Marry Becky
Eat Out Bayley
Kill Sasha
>>2112326
based
>>2112324
Kek
>>2112317
Yeah that is pretty crazy, but vince working the police like that is amazing
>>2112331
gb2ram
>>2112331
>not wearing a wolf t-shirt at all times
what are you? some kind of normie?
>only shitposts in this thread
Love /asp/
>>2112290
He said the 2000 edition (the shit one) tho
If this shit even happened
New thread when? Also I downloaded mdickies wrestling so who should I make?
>>2112331
he should wear a wolf sweater too
I like that run around the post spot
https://youtu.be/9bjZ5pmRs7s
>>2112331
his gimmick is that he's autistic. Everyone here can relate
>>2112332
This
>>2112048
Fuck Sasha
Eat Out Becky
Marry Charlotte
Kill Bailey....kill her good...
>>2112331
nigga if you dont got at least 3 wolf shirts you aint a real nigga
>>2112048
Fuck becky
Marry charlotte
Kill sasha
Eat out bayley
>>2112338
get worked
>>2112341
Hulk Hogan
>>2112317
Looks like the rabbit hole goes deeper.
>>2112253
This.
He should also wear this kind of helmet.
>>2112343
>wolf sweater
That sounds kawaii as fuck
>Scoot Flash Norton
>>2112317
Holy fuck based Vince working wikipedos.
You are in charge of Smackdown stories. Who do you put as the challenger for the IC title against Miz going into Mania?
>>2112397
IC title is defended on the go home WM show for smack against James Ellsworth, Wrestlemania is a live sex celebration between Miz and Maryse.
>>2112286
... and he's from bongistan
heel ziggler