Cringe Thread

>>2106764
You're also literally a smark

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>>Ten days ago, during WWE’s Roadblock: End of the Line PPV, after Charlotte Flair made Sasha Banks tap out at the end of a 35-minute match, my friend leaned over to me and said, “That was the match of the year.”

>>I was so wrapped up in it—in Sasha’s tears and Charlotte’s demonic grin, in the euphoric haze after a grueling and well-constructed iron-man match—I replied, “You’re totally right.”

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The ultimate cringe

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>>2106764
Cringe thread?

>>2106764
If we are going for a cringe thread does anyone have the Nakamura cringe pasta?

>>2106764
Not very cringey. Shoemaker is a cool guy and a good writer. A lot better than basically anybody else involved in wrestling on any level whatsoever.

>>2106783
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

>>2106807
Hey Shoemaker

>>2106810
Was this actually posted in Reddit or we just be facetious?

>>2106921
it was posted here first actually

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Typical becketty mark

>>2106921
I think it was posted here

>>2106921
it was posted on /asp first

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>>2106764
>my friend leaned over to me and said, “That was the match of the year.”
Gay as fuck.

>>2106764
It's different when you see a show live. You become biased in its favor.

I was at Roadblock and I got rapped up in that match, not because it was particularly good but because my entire section of the audience was vocal as fuck all night. In particular there was a family right next to me with a girl who was about 12 and she got ridiculously amped up about the match. I legitimately felt bad when Sasha lost because I spent 30+ minutes listening to a child lose her voice screaming for her favorite to win.

The point is, being a part of the mob changes your perspective. The Rollins vs Jericho match was lame but I loved seeing it live because almost my entire section was made up of Jericho fans. The people to the front-left of me were cheering for KO along with me and a family of eight sat behind me were cheering for Reigns so it was like a fun bit of competition.

I have no idea why he wouldn't have said that about the tag match instead though. That was the only match on the card I would really call great, and seeing it live was beautiful. Watching a title change in person is a lot of fun.

>>2110655
BTBWTM