Raw game thread #1
Smug Looney Tunes edition
First for /ourguy/
>>2106724
>record low Jasethy
>literally killed wrestling
>/ourguy/
KEK
Based Hogan is /ourguy/ you spic
>>2106735
this was the only time in my life I ever cheered for Hogan. Thank god he stopped triple h's face turn and title run
ON YOUR KNEES, DOG
>>2106735
Why was late 2001/early 2002 such a cluster fuck?
>>2106772
Stone Colds heel turn was a huge flop and then they just went with random things to see if it worked
First for Big Dick Braun. Hope he murders Sami tonight
>mfw Paige comes out and shoots on the company before leaving forever with based big dick Papi
There was supposed to be another n64 WWF game called Backlash
>>2106799
Yeah it was cancelled.
Royal rumble entry predictions
1.Jinder Mahal
2.Kalisto
3.Tyler Breeze
4.Fandango
5.Darren Young
6.R Truth
7.Mojo Rawley
8.Karl Anderson
9.Kane
10.Rhyno
11.Cesaro
12.Jack Swagger
13.Goldust
14.Kofi Kingston
15.James Ellsworth
16.Samoa Joe
17.Chris Jericho
18.Luke Gallows
19.Luke Harper
20.Dolph Ziggler
21.Finn Balor
22.Bray Wyatt
23.Bobby Roode
24.Sami Zayn
25.Baron Corbin
26.Braun Strowman
27.The Miz
28.Brock Lesnar
29.Randy Orton
30.Goldberg
Final four-Finn,Goldberg,Brock,Braun
Winner-Finn
Daily reminder that since the brand split, Raw is 31-1 in the ratings
>the shanty town of Smackdownies
>>2106909
Are you stupid? Why would the first 8 participants all be nobodies?
>>2106918
The first 10 are always jobbers you fucking tool
>>2106922
Go watch a Rumble you stupid Jabroni
1, 2, or 3 is always a main eventer
>mfw raw opens with Steph and Mick talking about how progressive and fantastic 2016 was but 2017 will be even better, then Kevin Owens comes out and does his schtick and then Seth comes out and Steph sets up Jericho vs Seth or Seth/Roman vs Jeriko again.
>>2106940
If I was a betting man, I'd bet on this shit
Roman vs Goldberg is happening tonight
>Oldberg tonight
>>2106953
>wasting a SummerSlam main event on Raw
Yeah fuckin' right
I'm ready to watch the B show
Does anybody even care about Oldberg? I legitimately forgot that he fought at Survivor Series.
>>2106961
It will happen and KO will dq it in 5 seconds to get some much needed heat on him
>>2106778
I love Braun but his lack of titty bothers me slightly
YOU'VE GOT WOT I WONT
When does it start?
>>2106970
He looks just like that Adam guy from whatculture
>>2106975
11 P.M. EST
>>2106975
in 5 minutes
>>2106970
ALEESHA FUCKS
>>2106970
Based Mini-Johnny Curtis
>>2106977
rude
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
HE UNJUSTED HIMSELF
BASED RA+W
>>2106990
if he puts himself through a barbed wire table tonight i will forgive him
>>2106990
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>2106990
a lot better but I wish he didn't cut his hair desu
>>2106990
Wojak is looking good
>luke gallows just turned 33
>>2107005
>33
>Still calling people nerds
>foley already
Oh shit here the shaved fucker is
I wish Vampiro was the GM of Raw
He somehow managed to look worse
>>2106940
Semi-Wizard.
>>2106990
He looks way better
>>2106940
Kek it's happening
>>2107000
I think the "I have AIDS" look is still better than "Emaciated Homeless Michael McDonald" look.
A fan just hopped the barricade I think
>same Kevin Lowens/Jericho/Cuck Foley promo for the 100th time
wheres goldberg
Foley looks like Russo
he should have gone full corporate heel like Kane did. It would be a real unJUSTing (except kane never as much needed to unjust himself as foley does)
>a hobo and a fatfuck opening the show
I think BASED SM+ack Windows again lads
LIKE A SEXY PINATA
Foley needs to shave that ugly ass goatee
>Foley still wearing the old RAM logo on his shirt
>Tampa booing the heels and cheering the faces
Based Tampa
>>2106970
jungle fever
>>2107036
oh it is, I just like him better with long hair
it definitely at least needed a thinning though
Back to football, fuck this shit.
Or even Masterchef
Is Foley dying? He looks like he is
Is it just me or does the crowd sound like the old Smackdown hairdryer piped in cheer
MAAAAAAAAANNNNGGG
LOCK ME IN MAN
>>2107054
>KO comes out to a solid babyface pop
After Battleground, Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens should've got the reluctant tag team angle and taken the belts off of the New Day months ago
>>2107046
PUT ME IN A CAGE AND.....LOCK ME IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Save us .....
who tho
Christ this is fucking boring
>>2107069
sami who?
Oh shit, the Kevin Steen Show is back.
LOCK ME IN MAAAN
Jericho is getting a tad too close to being too try-hard ... that "maaaaaaaaan" is feeling more forced than jail rape.
>Kevin Owens vs Goldberg
MY DICK
Kevin Owens is so bad on the mic that he's made Jericho terrible on the mic
Holy fuck
LOCK ME IN MAAANNNNNGGGGGG
Does Jericho get credit for being one-half of the Universal Champion?
I mean, 3 man stables can now share the tag titles that were designed for 2 people...
>Another talk show
lock me in maaaaaan
>>2107081
that's the gimmick
Dónde están mis /smack/ hermanos?
>>2106990
he should have trimmed his beard as well
that google screen botch
>another WWE talk segment
My diiiick
>Google home page on the tron
KEK
In all fairness, Stephs theme is pretty based
AND GOD DAMN shes looking good tonight
HERE COMES DAT BITCH
>Wai Ting
Smackdown wins again
>Steph
>Foley
>talk show
Looks like smack wins again
Raw
>GM and commisioner open show
>Bad show
Smackdown
>AJ opens show
>A+ show
Didn't Foley promise to quit if Smackdown win in ratings?
I would dig ram a lot more if it was the campy bad like it is now
HERE COMES THE BALLBUSTER
>>2107093
Hola mi amigo
Kevin Lowens is the WOAT on the mic. Worse than Jasethy. Jesus Christ
FUCK OFF WHORE
>>2107093
aca estamos papi
KEVIN FATSO WILL BE SPEARED SO HARD BY BASED GOLDEBRG HES GONNA DROP 30 POUNDS
I want steph to lock me in a shark cage 100 feet above the ring bros
>>2107093
aca papa
who /smack/ here?
Anyone see that google page?
>>2107100
OH SHIT
*changes channel*
>>2107092
doesn't make it a good one
>>2107102
How do we keep getting away with this.
>Chris Jericho United States Champion
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
JERICHO GETS SPEARED AGAYN
RATINGS SUCCUBUS
>National treasures
Kek
Post yfw Chris Jericho wins the US title
>>2107122
that's the fucking point.
Steph walking next to jericho's cage made my mind imagine her working as a trashy stripper behind vince's back
>Roman vs Jericho for the US title again
What the fuck is this bs. Roman has defended the title over 5 times in the last 3 months
Jericho vs Roman Episode 31
Roman getting literally fed "title defenses" to pad a shitty reign
Roman "Shitty Reigns" Reigns
>It's a same matches every monday episode
>>2107110
he was funny as a midcarder but it's painful seeing him in the main event segments
same old shit
Why is there always a match or two in Raw that's hyped as a big match but is completely predictable and boring.
>kevin owens says what the audience is thinking
also, give jericho the strap, ramen is doing nothing with it
cool at least he won't be US and Galactic champ at the same time now
Alright I think Im finally ready to admit KO is a B+ player
>FOLEY
>>2107119
I paused to see if /asp/ was on there
steph is putting on some weight.
FIRE MICK FOLEY
HOLY SHIT
kek based cuck foley botching again
>Ban CJ from ringside
Mick you useless shit
RAW BTFO
Smackdown Live officially better than RAW
It's fucking happening- our guy is getting the US title.
>Ratings
RAM BTFO
Kek RAW is burying itself
BASED SMACK DOWN
Ban Jericho? He's in the match...
>>2107130
Crowd is really hot tonight.
RAW will be hard to beat this week.
CRINGE
R
I
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G
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>JeriGOD wins the US Championship
RAW IN SUICIDE WATCH
RAM BTFO
It's amazing how far the US belt fell the second Roman got it
>state or RAWtists right now
We did it /smack/
RAM BTFO
>RAW CONFIRMED B-SHOW
RAM
>>2107146
>>2107119
>>2107095
Fucking Sky Sports 5
>more Owens/Rollins/Reigns/Jericho matches
The fucking state of RAM
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
MY RAM KEEPS CUTTING IN AND OUT
SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION?
THE STATE OF SKY SPORTS
thank you sky for saving me from this mess
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Hahahahahaha holy shit it is KO vs Seth and Roman vs Jericho AGAIN
What the fuck are these loser smoking
>KO VS ROLLINS AGAIN
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
Crowd is dead
GODDAMMIT FOLEY
JUST
>It's an "Owens/Jericho/Rollins/Reigns fight eachother in some way again" episode
Smackdown already winning
>TFW same old shit
STEPH PLEASE SPIT ON ME AND CALL ME A DIRTY BOY
>Even Steph says that Smackdown beat them in the ratings
HOW CAN RAW FAGS RECOVER!?!?!?!?
Why are the US and Universal champions feuding? Why are there no actual no.1 contenders? Is this why RAW is failing?
BASED STROWMAN GONNA CRUSH THAT MANLET
If KO could be the beast he was in RoH he'd be so much better than this WWE water down shit. Same goes with Dean Ambrose.
Based Sky Sports saving us from this shit
>>2107179
>main eventers feuding and having matches with main eventers
>>2107168
It's gonna be pretty hard to beat Cena's last run as US Champion.
>>2107117
>skipped raw for the past few weeks
>eh its a new year lets give it a try
>same old steph shit
smack does more with a smaller roster and does it better holy fuck raw needs to stop
SDL A+ show
>IF ANYTHING RAW IS THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY
That's why we watch literally the same match with the same results week in week out. Fuck RAM, I hope SDL buries them in ratings again this week
not even 15 mins in
>wanting jericho banned from his own match
>The state of Foley
>The state of RAM
>The main event of SS featured two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order
>>2107132
nothing draws $ like bad gimmicks
>rest in dimes comes back, big dime bills needs to appear so the ratings don't tank
kek
WE WIN AGAIN BOOOOYYYYSSS
>>2107202
But no one mentioned Foley said he'd quit if Smackdown ever beat Raw on ratings
>>2107217
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order
Raw's tag titles are silver too
>>2107217
>he keeps posting it
>>2107176
>Dunn is so fucking beoed he's browsing facebook
Raw confirmed for being boring as fuck.
>>2107154
>tfw vince sabotages smack to make RAW the undisputed A+show
RAW is fucking terrible
>all these redditors smackdownies
>>2107217
SEETHING Rawtists
Roman has to drop the US belt now. There is no fucking way he should keep it.
His title reign made the belt seem like an after-thought and completely ruined it the moment he got it
>>2107224
RAW's tag titles are bronze
>>2107224
They used to be bronze. So they're just posers now.
>>2107233
Unlike Based Miz with the IC belt.
My god RAM sucks
>US title
>Literally never defended except when used to advance UC title story and is basically back where it was before cena picked it up
>IC title
>Best its been in a long time
Why does roman have the title?
>>2107230
>so SEETHING his fat little fingers can't make sense of his crying
Anyone read this?
If dubs Mojo wins the rumble.
>>2107233
Hey, has Jericho ever held the U.S. strap before?
>>2107179
>Having singles matches with either decisive or screwy finishes where the face would've certainly won without some sort of bullshit
>the mind numbing repetition and boredom of it all
What if SmackDown had Cena vs Styles every week with some stupid finish, it'd get boring and kill the heat and drawing power for the feud.
>>2107210
I think it's a rule that all three Shieldetties have to have forgettable US title reigns
>>2107217
>30 minute Ironwoman match
>jasethy getting 0 fucking pop
AHAHAHAHAHHA
>Uh, yes, I'm a proud smackD+ownie, I also hate RA+W but I can't stop watching
>>2107214
>land of opportunity
both the universal and united states titles are tied up with each other and nobody is even allowed to try to win either. Champions feuding champions without putting their belts on the line
>be smacklad
>smug because of the ram fuck ups
>foley botches again
>realize it's probably cte from all those concussions
( ._.)
>Jasethy comes out to crickets
Makes you think
>>2107236
no
>all these Smackneets pretending they're not enjoying the A-show
Feels good to be a RAWlpha
>>2107236
Check again retard
>Jericho in a shark cage match
what the actual fuck this is some WCW shit
This is legit boring me already. I'm going to go do anything else. Have fun watching your shitty show, Rawtists.
70 decides who wins the rumble
>>2107254
>SEETHING
>>2107253
Nobody receives pops on RAM anymore
>>2107245
He ain't hype
Is this the new business model? Let's give away the main even of the next PPV several times before the PPV?
>>2107245
>>2107270
HAPPENING
>>2107246
It's the only title he hasn't held, besides the new Universal and Cruiserweight titles
>>2107259
What is it with WWE constantly reusing designs for championships!? Where's the fucking originality?
>>2107228
I feel like Vince tried to do that with all the Ellsworth stuff, but AJ and Dean managed to make it work and the fans enjoyed it.
>>2107264
>>2107270
WOO WOO WOO
>>2107264
>>2107270
WOO WOO WOO
WOW THIS SHOW IS SOOO AWFUL HOLY SHIY!!
>>2107270
WOOO WOOO WOOO
>>2107262
Don't be too happy, they just stole that gimmick from a recent NXT thing
>Corey "Look at how much of a heel announcer I am, see how I'm a heel announcer? Because I cheer for the heels and am such a heel announcer, myself" Graves
It's funny because he dislikes Byron and you can tell he's serious by the fact that he addresses Byron by his last name.
>>2107262
Jericho on a pole match.
Though, it's probably to market their new mattel WWE shark cage ring toy. 100% sure Roman is gonna jump from the top rope and grab the cage, like in the commercial.
>>2107246
He has won every championship from the modern era except the ECW Heavyweight Championship, the United States Championship, and the Intergalactic Championship.
Slow start to the show.
>>2107289
Oddly enough he still tries to put Roman over
HAHA THIS DEAD CROWD
>Praying they actually put the US belt on Jericho
>Realizing they probably won't
>in a house show, KO had Roman in a chokehold for literally 5 straight minutes
Why do people like him?
>>2106772
Business was declining and Rock and Austin were about to completely fuck off leaving Vince to throw shit at the wall and see what stuck.
>>2107270
IT WILL HAPPEN
>>2107301
>>2107293
Forgot the Smackdown Titles and Women's Championship.
>>2107293
And there's no way he'll be able to hold the first one nowadays - that just leaves the other two.
holy fuck that metallica advert was based
>>2107298
>I love all of the heels, but even I have to respect our babyface, Samoan John Cena
JBL without the southern accent, tbqh.
Seth has gotten the biggest pop and reactions of the night
kevin owens is fucking terrible
>>2107233
>the belt reign sucked when someone I don't like has it
It will suck with Jericho too, just wait and see.
>>2107303
Business was delcining because of Austin's failed heel turn, lack of competition, and that horrible invasion angle.
Did they just say shit in a commercial?
>>2107270
>Snackdown wins again
>>2107321
But JBL is fun
>>2107264
>>2107270
WW@?
>>2107324
>implying anyone will take it off Roman
>implying he won't retire with it because nobody can beat him
Reminder that Balor completely ruined everything by getting injured in his first match and the debut match for the supposed top title. If he ever comes back, expect him to job hard and get booked like shit.
>>2107316
you misspelled 'gay'
45 decides who is the first eliminated in the rumble
>>2107329
Just one more reason to prefer Smackdown
>>2106990
Wish he'd have completely shaved his head for that early 2000s Foley aesthetic.
>>2107190
holy fuck stephs face is arousing
brock by goldberg>>2107336
>>2107324
It's not because I don't like him you dumbass. He went straight to being the #1 contender for the Universal title as soon as he won the US belt. Literally 0 feuds for HIS belt at all and it's being thrown into filler matches to make them interesting until he win the Universal title.
At least Jericho can use it for something
So Strowman and Zayn are main eventing right?
>>2107316
>Metallica doing something based
KEK
>>2107336
Goldberg
>TFW I just remembered that Owens has been champion for almost 5 months and I can't remember a thing he has done.
>>2107336
Ambrose
>>2107336
Roman Reigns
>>2107336
you
>>2107336
The big guy
>>2107336
Kenny Omega
Rollins
>>2107336
Jasetty
Hey my raw dudes!! I have every TV in my moms house turned on so we can beat smackdown in the ratings this week!!!
TEAM RAW 4 LYFE!!
~Carter~
>>2107333
Remember how Dean lost it? it will probably go that way.
>>2107336
Jeff Hardy
>>2107333
Roman will trade up for the Universal belt
maybe he'll have both for a while, but eventually he might let Seth have some of his scraps and give him that useless US belt.
>Seth stealing Dean's spots
Based Dean is the only over member of the Shield
>>2107354
I'm a new fag, why people call Seth Jasethy?
>>2107356
Roman Reigns
>>2107355
KEK
>>2107365
have sex pinhead
>>2107356
The Fabulous Moolah
>>2107360
Jeff Harvey
A wrestler
>this booking
KEK
>Jericho win confirmed
Predictable
>>2107370
Start using deodorant, faggot.
>>2107356
Based Ruru
>>2107356
>>2107373
JEEZUS
>>2107336
Jinder Mahal
>seth wins by dq
Man, I'm a Seth fan, but come the fuck on, RAW.
>>2107356
Ramen
>>2107356
finn baloring
>that smark in the background yelling and KO
>>2107356
WOO WOO WOO
>>2107356
Ambrose, Reigns, and Rollins
Are people actually excited for cuckberg?
>uses a weapon
>WAIT WHAT
>WHY AM I DQ'D??
Raw is fucking terrible
>>2107356
Ziggler
God I wish I was watching Lucha Underground
I wanna see more edgy Prince Puma
>>2107380
OH FUCK
Why does every match have a suicide dive
02-30 determines the roster involved in the rumble and entry order
>>2107356
d bry
That's all I can take. I'll watch the highlights on YouTube tomorrow before settling in for SmackDown.
Why the fuck does every single match have to have """""suicide""""" dives? Like way to make a shitty spot even more meaningless
>YOU'RE A COWARD KEVIN!!!
What an autistic sperg
>>2107393
>>2107393
oh fuck yes
>>2107356
Santino Del Rio
>>2107400
no one cares, crybaby
>the state of Raw already
>>2107356
your mom
>>2107393
lel
>>2107401
AS RAW ROLLS ON
>>2107388
Nigga Taker looks pretty based
>>2107336
Kurt Angle
>>2107393
nice ass senpai
What are writers thinking? Serious question, do they even give a fuck anymore? It's like they gave up on RAW and they won't write anything to it till next draft
WE'RE SO FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK, HARDWIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT
>Describes Ram accurately
>Miz vs Ambrose
>AJ and Cena
RAM DESTROYED
What was the point of that ending other than making the champ look like shit?
>>2107388
Gonna need some pics of that cop chick
>>2107401
most of them look shitty, too
especially Ambrose
He pretty much just hops through the ropes, landing on his feet, and shoves the person.
>>2107388
>Nigga Taker
where can i watch this
>>2106722
Does Vince just go to his writers at the beginning of the week and ask them how they can make their champion look weakest?
>>2107408
Maybe Raw will be half decent one day.
>>2107420
Maybe they need to bring Mick Foley out to the ring with the entire women's division and scream at the crowd about how the women are transcending the WWE.
What did Owens say to the ref? "Bad call, just like..." and I missed what he said after
>>2107436
Maybe it could be if you quit whining about it every week.
>>2107436
Last week was pretty good
>>2107433
it got cancelled
kek I'm the only one that likes Cesaro's music
>us title match tonight
>ko comes in with a kalisto mask
>superkicks jericho
>roman is dq'd
>jericho wins the us title
New thread when?
>new, decent shirts
wtf
not these two boring baldies again, for fucks sake
You stupid idiot cucks can't handle the pure talent that is based KO
>Anderson v. Cesaro 1v1
things are turning around
It's a brother's match
WE ARE THE JOBBERS IN THE SKYYYYYYY
>>2107448
topkeeek
>>2107432
I like Ambrose but yeah his dive is so dogshit, barely even jogs across the ring
>>2107448
The fact that they made the stipulation, then had a match specifically to prevent this from happening makes it all the more likely it will happen.
Personally, I hope Seth attacks Jericho to backstab Roman
>>2107433
your mom's bedroom
>>2107471
Ambrose style is so anti momentum
his wackyline is just a waste of time that adds nothing to his lazy clothesline. Like people who try to bounce off the corner to gain speed
>>2106909
No Roman?
>>2107254
>smackD+ownie, I also hate RA+W
Why are you doing this? Is there a word filter?
Smackdown and RAW.
>>2107336
Reigns!