ITT: we tell our stories having practiced wrestling professionally or just as playing
>be me
>10 years old autist
>big fan of John Cena
>book a match with my brother on top of our parents bed while they were out
>ring bell
>punch my 7 years old brother in the face
>he falls and I throw a leg drop on his chin
>his mouth's bleeding
>"finisher time"
>grab him and try an AA
>botch it completely and he falls straight up with back and head outta bed
>1, 2, 3!
>brother starts convulsing and cant speak anything
>i go to kitchen to get some bandaids (i was a kid)
>see metal chair
>"heel turn, bitch"
>mother comes and sees me mercilessly bashing a metal chair on my convulsing 7 years old brother
My streak is intact.
If throat thrust her desu
>10 years old
>try an AA
18+
>>2106301
I tried to lift my friend up for a german suplex (he's a fan of wrestling too) but instead I felt like my stomach was about to explode
He fucking sandbagged me
>elementary school
>all the boys are fully into wrestling
>everybody likes to get their shit off but I like selling moves
>short arm lariats were vicious back then
>got into trouble for hurting each other so we'd hook the lariat after they connected then just fall together
>took a lariat on a table
>spasmed and writhed nearly did a kip up i was selling so hard
>fast forward a few years
>some jabroni is doing our hooking lariats and selling like me
>they call him the rock
I wrote the book on entertainment
in hs i tombstoned an paralysed a kid.
Because his parents were rich and mine weren't I was sent to a juvenile detention facility for two months (seven good behaviour).
I once did a Backbreaker on a haemophiliac once and cried lots.
>>2106301
>party with friends
>drunk
>going around the house and looking for objects I can do wrestling moves to
>walk up to group of my friends
>start to talk with them and give them some fake punches
>"wtf anon, you are sure drunk ;-D"
>I sit on my chair and just watch people
>all of a sudden guy standing with closed eyes
>get up
>pick him up for AA
>hit it perfectly
>everyone is looking at me
>I got the pin and immediately left the party
>be me
>photographer at an indy show
>fatal 4 way
>one of the guys gets knocked out of the ring
>like 2 feet away from him
>dude gets up and kicks me in the chest
>really hurts
>backs up to give him space
>catches another guy doing a tope
>few hours later
>try to find the promoter to get my pay
>guy that kicks me comes up to me and apologizes
>end up getting drunk and high at a local bar with him
>few months later
>guy is now training me