>Dick little >Still gets bitches How does Seth do it?

>>2105894
He has a god tier body and is generally handsome.

>>2105894
He tries to fuck literally every girl he meets, chances are it will work once in a while.

Money and status

>>2105894
>handsome
>great body
>famous
>rich
>probably a cool dude too

And his dick is on the small side, but girls will only laugh if you have a micro penis. If a chick really likes you, she's generally more forgiving of your flaws than you'd expect.

>>2105918
Girls generally are ashamed of their bodies too and think just because one boob is bigger than the other a guy will reject her

Probably because it's not actually small. If it makes you feel better about yourself to act like you have a big dick/bigger dick than a rich athlete, then by all means

>>2105902
Wow...
So this is the power...

...of the sexy ass lottery

>small dick

it looked 6 inches, which is actually the noted average. guess you have been watching too much bbc porn lately.

>>2105968
>>2105975
Hi Seth!

Seth Rollins hits on every woman he meets, he meets the occasional psycho who likes him.

I saw him at a Denny's over Christmas. He was sitting alone and kept asking the waiter for "cantaloupe sandwiches". The guy tried obliging and Rollins just laughed that fucking annoying laugh.

A family came in later and Rollins kept staring at their teenage daughter. The father talked to him and Rollins yelled super loud "women are better than men, and that's shocking you don't agree. My coworkers Sasha and Charlotte agree with me, too" and then he looked at a salt and pepper shaker like he expected them to talk back.

He was asked to leave and a half hour later I left. Saw him in the parking lot making bird calls. Weird fucker.

he's rich and on tv

Seth is basically old Batista

Fuck everybody that walks

>>2105975
6 inches is actually way above average. Seth is packing heat, dude really does have it all!

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>>2105975

Sure Seth.

>>2105983
God bless you for writing all this inane but funny Rollins shit.

>>2105989
Yeah Seth is really amazing

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>attractive
>rich
>athletic
>great taste in music
>famous, draws a lot of dimes
>champion
>passionate about his interests
>not too big in the trouser department, great size for love
>great talker as well - "sexy time lottery" and "i'm gonna finish on those tits" are a personal highlight and most girls love it.

>>2105989
Seth is good, Raw is good. Looking forward to how cool he looks on TV tonight. Plus I'm gonna check out the WWE Network!!!

>>2106002
Hi Carter!

Your attempt to get Snooze Borrings over didn't work so just stop

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>>2106012
I'm not carter, I'm just an admirer of mr. sexy time lottery.

You can call me Sethmark.

>>2105894
I know you are just pretending to be retarded, but I will answer anyways

>very rich
>famous
>God tier body
>huge self confidence
>passionate about what he does

Didn't see his nudes but unless he really has a micropenis he must draw hot chicks without any effort

>>2105989
Average is 4.5 inches if you measure correctly and exclude the outliers. So Seth is cool, funny, smart, handsome, and has a huge dick.

Definitely the winner of the sexy ass lottery ;)

Also whoever is making up stories about Seth Rollins being weird needs to stop since none of those happened and I'm not a weirdo

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>>2106002
>great taste in music

>>2105934
This.

My best friend spent a fortune on top tier fake boobs technology just to fix a slight asymmetry (she didn't augment much to avoid people noticing, which actually worked)

>>2105989
This is actually true

>>2105978
>>2105990
Your porn addiction has skewed your perception of reality. Very few guys are walking around with zucchini dicks.

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6 inches? This is where the BIG boys play, huh? Look at the prepositional phrase -- play!

>>2105894

didn't know billie kay was that easy

>>2106002
>famous

LOL

>>2105894
Most women prefer how you move and clit play (not from personal experience I've only 3 gf's but from what I've heard and learned) a big sausage generally hurts women if they're petite and the fella is rough. 2 girls I dated used to get sore lymph nodes around the groin because I went rough and deep, even with an average dick size like mine.
>inb4 virgin even though I only came back to 4chin because I have no girl now

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>>2106112
>petite

>>2106055
play is an adjective you moron

>>2106024
Women are generally more insecure than most men think, and then some. Even the really attractive ones.

>>2106034
>>2106017
t. Seth

>>2106133
t. sheep

>>2106135
t. Whiteboi

>>2106130
That's not how that overused meme works.

>>2106136
>t. cuck pretending to be black

>>2106136
Funny thing is you're probably white and I'm not :^)

>>2106140
t. White pretending to be a bull

>>2106132
She is very attractive, yes. Actually in my experience attractive girls care more about always looking good and they end up being more insecure over little details

>>2106169
That's because being attractive leads to a better life, and women know their shelf life is half as long (but four times the quality) as a man.

>>2106175
True. She also had a nose job and it was probably the best investment she could make with that money

>>2106024
>top tier boob technology
kek
any idea how much she spent?

>>2105894
>He is rich
>Famous
>has decent enough looks to get laid without the former two
>not a beta like you

>>2106795
>famous
LOL!!!!

>>2105894
Not the size of yer ship mate, but the motion in the ocean

Some of you guys are absolutely retarded. Dick size has nothing to do with picking up chick's.

They won't see it until you've scored already anyways. Literally any WWE superstar could walk into a club and leave with poon.

>>2106843
Not Seth Rollins. I saw him at a bar and he tried to hit on 3 different chick's then he went home alone empty handed in a taxi

>>2106848
He probably fucked all 3 in the bathroom then went to Xaviers apartment to play games with his bros.

>>2106231
I don't know in detail, just that she opted for the best model. Anyway for sure she managed to save some money by going back to her country (Romania) for the surgery. They look real. She also avoided scars by staying at home away from sunlight for a few days. All this without anyone consciously noticing, really a good job.

>goes to club
>hey babe i play fight on a children's tv show and have a 5 inch pecker will you have sex with me?

Looks like that Eva Marie look alike that pops up sometimes

Does anyone have that post where some Anon tried to calculate how big Seth Rollins dick was based on his nude?

>>2106024

>My best friend
>His best friend is a girl

KEK

>>2105894
He's rich, famous and has a good body. Those things can make up for a small decker.

Not to mention, no one besides basement-dwelling manchildren know about his small penis, so it's not like it would negatively effect her social circles.

>>2107455
Meant best female friend

>>2107463
>no one besides basement-dwelling manchildren know about his small penis

Top Kek
Voices spread fast

>>2106002
>attractive
Depends on what you mean. He has a good body obviously, but he's pretty ugly in the face.

>>2105894
He has money and is good looking, what else do you need?

>>2105894
Me. Sexy ass lottery doing his thing

>>2105983
these rollins stories are the best thing on this board

Regardless of size I'd let him tame my butthole.

>>2105894

That's an amazing question. Seth Rollins is a piece of shit. Saw him at a holocaust museum in Chicago. He kept saying the holocaust never happened and that Israel should be abolished. Seth had to be escorted out after he told an elderly Jewish couple that he doesn't fall for "Zionist propaganda."

>>2105894

Based A+ player working the /asp/ nerds

>>2110139
Cool then he is definitely /ourguy/,an honorary aryan.

>>2110139

> based seth working the zionettys

>>2105975
Found the micropenis

>>2106795
Whenever you are on tv weekly and have supermodels beg for cock on their IG you can consider yourself famous.

His dick didn't look small to me. I'd fuck him.

>>2106002
>draws a lot of dimes
You're not even trying are you

>>2107470
>He has female friends

KEK

...wait

You faggots have not seen his dick, fuck off already.

>>2115565
Simple Google search mate... And wouldn't you know, first image result was some aspies attempt to calculate Rollin's dick size.
I love this place.