>GOAT theme
>GOAT finisher
>great look
>great mic skills
>alpha chad
>a total bro, someone you could share a few brewskis with
>worked smarks into loving him
>worked marks into loving him
>worked the internet into loving him
>revived personalized championships
>got over despite the company trying so hard to bury him
>had the best wrestlemania moment in recent history
>went to NXT to help teach his friend how to be less shit
>fucks bitches with his broskis on the regs
>beat cancer, went on to live his dream
>hype af
>woo woo woo
>you know it
>time to get that push I've been waiting on
>whoops my knee
>>2102445
WWE didn't push Zack in the past 5 years while he was healthy, why do you think the knee injury cost him anything?
>>2102445
This was just one misstep on the road to rydermania, He is gunna come back better than ever broski, just you wait.
>>2102453
The Wyatts lost the tag titles the very next week. It didn't matter to whom, the storyline was about Orton breaking them up more than it was the championship.
Putting the belts on American Alpha this early was pretty questionable, but it makes perfect sense when you realize they were inserted at the last moment to replace the Hype Bros as tag champs.
Literally Zach's time, and he chokes. Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
>>2102467
>Zach's
You clearly know what you're talking about.
>>2102472
>>2102467
>Zach
>Getting an injury is "choking"
Get worked by the Long Island IZ
>>2102480
Would you rather I point out your entire argument is founded on hypotheticals and correlation?
>>2102440
let him play the jobber for a few years more, when he gets pushed he will truly be the ultimate underdog
One day bros.
Broski Bump ft. Mojo Fucks Bitches Raw(ley)
>>2102440
>>2103043
Keep hope alive.
>>2103187
All fat.
>>2103208
Holy shit gain test
>>2103187
girl on the far left has some fucking babymakin hips on her
He's still with Emma
>>2103425
They were iffy at first but now they are best broskis.
>>2103425
I imagine Ryder, at this point, feels threatened by pretty much any new wrestler
>>2103375
Fuck off fatfag, all fat.
Woo Woo Woo You Know It
>>2102480
There is a difference between a typo and spelling something incorrectly.
Zacl = Typo
Zach= Watch the product mong
Zack Ryder will win Money in the Bank.
>>2103450
Your virgin is showing kid.
>>2103187
whos that girl on the left?
>>2103200
>>2103528
this