Book Her Debut

She fucks Dwayne in the middle of the ring for an hour during WM33 then gives birth to GOAT baby in the Royal Rumble pre-show before it wins the main event and puts Reigns over at next year's WM34

Just make her the next Chyna

I dunno, but if you wanna get around her getting wrecked, just tell the truth.

She had a shit coach that she was told to drop by everybody, including her family, but for sentimentality, superstition, whatever, she couldn't do it and with bad coaching it severely blunted her natural talent, but now she's working with the top trainers in WWE.

>Face or Heel
Face, looking for redemption
>Finisher
Armbar
>Debut
I dunno, probably at Mania
>Who does she feud with
Asuka
>What brand
Whichever one Asuka's on, but probably Raw just because having her and Becky on the same brand would be sorta redundant.

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>>2100960
>Asuka

I would be so mad if they wasted Asukas GOATness on her. That said they'd probably do it.

>>2100916

Pair her with Lesnar.

Finisher: Armbar Ave.

Theme: Dan Severn's old theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVb0TWhohCI

Just have her come in, and wreck shit.

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>>2101016
>Beauty and the Beast

>>2101022
Brock can't be both

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>>2101022

I don't see her hitting WWE. She was too exposed. If she had won (or lost with some fucking grace and class) she would have but I think WWE will pass.

What would they have to gain? Her star isn't bright anymore she fucking imploded.

What a poor sport too huh? Stomps out of the ring crying. Fucking bitch.

>>2100916
She's a tweener that only does armbars

Armbar

Squashing Charlotte at Wrestlemania

Asuka and squashes her too

RAM

>>2100988
Phs. WOATska is literally nothing compared to Based Ronda

>>2101016
>Armbar Ave

kek'd

Sister Abigail.

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>>2100960
>Memesuka

sorry, can't take you serious m8

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>>2101281
is it just me opr should he do a popeye movie?

>>2100916
her debut?

brazzers brings back pornstar punishment - dp scene with james deen and johnny sins.

>>2101401
Gimme based Danny D in there or don't even bother

>>2101457
Fuck that Limey prick! But also, fuck James Deen.
Should get Christian.

>Gimmick (Face/Heel)
Brock Lesnar with boobs. Monster heel/tweener
>Finisher
GTS and/or Armbar
>Debut
Raw after mania. Heyman announces her as her new client.
>First feud
Whoever is champion at the time, so Charlotte or Bayley
>Brand
RAM

Book her in a shoot fight with Banks

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>>2101401
Nah she should be DPed by Danny D & Mandingo

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>>2100916
face: very punchable

finisher? Amanda Nunes certainly did

debut: 100 man bukkaki

feud: all the time with her future roommate over dividing up the oxycontins.

wrestle? she'll be dead in a year.

>>2100916
New wrestling fan here. Do you guys really want her in your sport? How does someone even come back from the beatdown she got the other day?

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>>2101906
nigga this is wrestling. with proper booking, anythings possible.

Vince actually boooked a match against god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXG5VpoyTY

>>2101961
wow, i guess anything is possible then. I bet she doesn't do anything for at least another year though, so things die down a bit.

>>2101966
if she does decide to wrestle, then she can't stay away for a year or she'll be super irrelevant by then. i'm thinking they could work an angle where she comes in and keeps her "winning is the only thing" gimmick going and another girl will start a fued with her. she can train while keeping the fued going and be ready in a few months.

Vince wants money NOW!

>>2101988
However it ends up happening, i'll end up checking it out, more out of curiosity than anything else. Vince is the man though, so i'm sure he'll figure something out.

>>2101991
>Vince is the man though, so i'm sure he'll figure something out.

kek you really haven't watched the WWE in a long time

>>2101996
Hating on based Vince

>>2102250
>based Vince

He literally doesn't even know what that means.

>>2100916

Women Lesnar

Finisher: Cross Arm Breaker (a goddamn armbar), Shining Wizard, if she can learn to do it worth a shit, as a non-submission option

Debut RAW after Mania, Goldberg squash whoever she wrestles.

No feud initially, just squash pretty much everyone except Charlotte, Becky, and Asuka (if she's on the main roster by then). MAYBE a non-squash against Bliss if they book enough heel shenanigans by Bliss to extend the match to 5 minutes, Rousey should still utterly beat Bliss with her move once that's out of the way. After that, a short feud with a champ (preferably Becky or Charlotte, ideally Becky as she'd probably be the better option to get a quality 10+ minute match out of Rousey, who will certainly be green as fuck) where Rousey wins the belt, probably at Summerslam or thereabouts.

ROUSEY DOES NOT LOSE until at least that next Mania. And should only potentially lose to Asuka, Becky, Charlotte, Nikki Cross if she's over as a face (so not Nikki Cross), Nia Jax if Jax ever stops being shit (so not Nia Jax), or Bayley if she gets better in the ring and is over (might actually happen).

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>>2101877

>finisher? Amanda Nunes certainly did

>>2100916
She would need to learn everything about wrestling. She has zero experience. Can't even take a bump or run the ropes.

So if she comes in, she'd just be putting a submission hold on and getting girls to tap immediately. It'd ruin the entire division.

So it will probably happen exactly like that. Wrestlemania 33, Charlotte beats whoever (Bayley and Sasha Banks in a triple threat) for her 8th championship reign. Celebrating with Dana Brooke, out comes Rhonda Lousey. Dana gets in her face, gets put in a submission hold and starts frantically tapping. Rhonda lets go, Charlotte gets put in the same hold and taps.

>>2100916
>Gimmick? Is she a face of heel?
Face

>Finisher?
Arm are

>How does she debut?
Squash Charlotte

>Who does she feud with?
Charlotte. Double turn after some time.

>What brand does she wrestle under?
Raw

You WWE fans need to come up with your own stars like you used to. Stop trying to take celebs and athletes (especially mixed martial artists)

Destroy CM Punk at Wrestlemania in a once in a lifetime match

Be Roman Reigns' bitch

https://youtu.be/swzNte8PXfA

Steph pedigrees her and gets the win in Under a minute.

>>2101877
>feud: all the time with her future roommate over dividing up the oxycontins.

savage, and checked

Raw after mania, Charlotte comes out with the title after beating bayley and Sasha in a triple threat match at mania. She says that she's still undefeated at ppv and wrestlemania and she's genetic surpreme athlete and blah blah that no woman can beat her. Cue rousey music and match set for payback or extreme rules. There wwe I wrote your whole segment in a sitting

I would make botcha win the world wrestling womens raw belt for the sixth time and she thinks she is all awesome then Paul Hey Man say I got someone to fight you and she will be here next week. next week Botcha is in the ring and she asks Paul where is she? Then she turns around and then Honda is there and she gets judo thrown and arm bared. She sells broken arm until the Wrestlemania. At Wrestlemania Sasha botches a move that ends both of their careers

>>2100916
>call up assgooka after summerslam
>have her btfo everyone and be champ
>have heyman bring ronda over
>ronda vs assgooka