Are they the new Eve and Zack Ryder?

what is big mic mella's endgame?

I have no idea what they are trying to pull here
I'm actually kinda psyched to see where they go with this

>>2090555
>ywn slime that tummy

>>2090766
fuck

want to kill myself now

>>2090555
Ellsworth has won a match.

>>2090555
CarMEMEla is overrated

>>2090656
I'm in the same boat. Been a while since the WWE made me feel that way.

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>Shared brand PPV:
>Cass and Enzo in the ring
>F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S starts playing and Carmella walks on to the stage
>Cass visibly smiling w/mic in his hand
>"Carmella it's so ni-"
>Carmella interrupts Cass mid-sentence
>"Yeah well, Cass you might be "7foot tall"
>"But this guy..." *Ellsworth appears*
>"PACKS A FOOT-LONG!"

>>2090555
fuck, I kinda wanna bang Mella now?

>>2091828
>only just now wanting to do that

https://youtu.be/6TQgzcbIWvo

>>2090555

>>2090990
You really don't think she is strong as fuck on the stick?

>>2090990
say that to my face in staten island and not online and see what happens

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>>2090555
Shit, I never thought she looked that attractive but in that picture? Muh fuggen dick an sheeit.

>>2090555
ziggler heel turn confirmed

When I was 10 i had a friend whos mom looked like Carmella
Ofc his mom was only 24

>>2093338
man thats kinda fucked up

>smack managed to make a no talent hack like carmella fucking enjoyable
how the FUCK do we do it, lads? how are we so fucking based?

>>2093360
>carmella fucking enjoyable
What kind of alternate dimension are you living in?

>>2093338
You were friends with a toddler?

>>2093360
She's not bad, better on the mic than most other chicks. But yeah, she'd be nothing on >RAM.

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>starts off as muh womyn's wrestler
>changes her hair and persona into an attitude era diva manager type
>instantly gets noticed
>the state of the women's revolution

>>2093572
Kek

So what really is the plan here?

>>2093646
are you questioning carmella's masterplan?

>>2093649
Yes, I expect a Lex Luthor-esque villain soliloquy where she explains her attraction

>>2093659
maybe hes just got a huge cock

>>2093661
Can you imagine if they really run with this storyline?

dont be marks you faggots

it's pretty obvious she's going with ellsworth so she can gloat to nikki or some shit that she doestn need to date talented people to be great or some shit

>>2093681
new boom period IMO

SDL turns coal into diamonds, They booked a jobber better than the raw books their main event picture.