smackdown thread 3

dead crowd

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How can RAWtists even compete

>>2089916
HOLY FUCK GOING BOTCH FOR BOTCH

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>Rawtists on suicide watch

empty arena

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hot jew

What did Cena say? I missed it.

bliss is looking extra qt this match

Bliss is thick

THICK!

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REMINDER:

SDL OUTDREW RAM

>womyns wrestling kills the crowd
hmm

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>NXT JAPAN
>Women's Champ is Japanese
>NXT Champ is Japanese

The arena is gonna get loud af

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>All this thickness

Can somebody tell Lexi to quit it with the lip injections?

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>>2089926
They should really give up at this point

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>>2089935
REMINDER:

Cuckdown is 0-31 in the ratings

I really hope Becky wins. Nothing against Alexa, but Becky should be the cornerstone of the division while the others grow.

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>>2089935
>JBL (((ON AIR))): SMACKDOWN LIVE OUT-DREW RAW

WHAT WAS IMPLIED HERE

first for every smackdown girl getting blacked

>>2089932
Worked the smarks

He's tired of the New Era BS

Challenges the WWE Champ to a match at the Rumble

Doesn't care what anyone thinks because he's John Cena

Alexa Bliss looks like she should be doing "teen" porn.

>>2089945
filtered

>>2089937

Do your ears work?

>>2089944
>Rawtism

Back to your botched Mick Fagley promos you go

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why is SD so /COMFY/?

>>2089945
Shut your whore mouth

Reminder all Bliss fans are closet pedos and only like her because she has the body of a 12 year old

why do 4chan pics take so long to open now

will Carmella be on today?

>>2089952
:)

>>2089952
No one cares cuck, you don't get anon points for announcing it.

>>2089958
hiroshima sold the servers to pay WWII reparations to china

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>>2089935
>raw so bad people dont even go to live shows
just put it out of its misery already

>>2089958

Rice nigger didnt pay the bills

>>2089957
Can you post a 12 year old who has her body? There is a pic of her above for example.

>>2089959
she was

called ellsworth attractive

>>2089916
Jesus fucking Christ this match could be it's own Botchamania special

>>2089959
Missed her senpai, she eye fucked Ellsworth and walked off with him

women botch a lot dont they

>>2089958
am i not the only one? i thought it was just the shitty internet that (((my dad))) won't upgrade

>>2089949
Nice. Based bmj.

>>2089968
>Botchamemia
Kys

> Not 3 hours long
> No 6 Steph or Mick segments
> Matches that don't have fuck finishes

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>Ref stops the countout

>>2089958
hiro dialed down the bandwidth to cut costs, he also cut a shitty deal with shady advertisers because shit posters ran off the old ones

this website is dying

>>2089963
But Nanking never fucking happened anon, stop believing Chink propaganda.

>>2089967
>>2089969
well fuck, nothing more for her then?

>>2089931
She confirmed somewhere that she's NOT jewish, besides, kaufman was originally a German name before those parasites got a hold of it.

>>2089957
>>2089966
if there's a 12 year old who has her body, i need to find her

>>2089978
RAW threads are better because you aren't there

Alexa Bliss reminds me of Tiny Tasia

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>>2089978
come back when you get a shark cage ya blockhead

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>botchy lynch

why is is she considered good again?

>>2089988
Of course raw threads are better when you are talking to yourself

People keep saying it's a botchy match but I've only seen one botched spot

>>2089987
>admits to being a pedo


Weeeeeeeew

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>>2089957
Sorry i dont like manly bodies like you gay boy

Has there been a Miz segment yet?

>>2089996
owen hart yourself lad

>>2089987
Say hello the FBI senpai

>>2089999
Earlier. And nice quads.

>>2089999
nice Kevins

>>2089999
Yes, nice quads.

What's Alexa's shoe size? I must know for....scientific purposes.

>>2089999
>>2090000
Nice

>>2089993
> NXT's leftovers
You really bragging about that?

CERO MIEDO

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CERO MIEDO

WHAT THE FUCK

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Mah negra

How many times she botch this match?

X

>>2089996
This.

> In b4 dozens of spam replies of KYS from overly proud anons who care more about the namebox than the actual stuff happening on screen

YO SOY

BIG MIC CARMELLA

>Not having Becky turn heel and start breaking arms

WUT

GOD BLESS THE SMACKDOWN WRITERS

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>>2089957
Alexa has tits and ass, though. Children don't.

CERO

MIEDO

CERO
MIEEEEDOOOOO

THE LUCHADORA

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of course, the women's match has to bring Smackdown back down to earth

Wat

kek, this looks like something out of the old SVR story modes

That's got to be Mickie!

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Fucking pentagon dark's armbreaker
Double identity wrestler appearing
SmackGOAT MIS AMIGOS

What the hell is happening

RETURN OF BASED ROSA?

>Inb4 it's Thickie James

A GIMP?!

>HOLY FUCK ALEXA LITERALLY CAN.NOT.WRESTLE.

MICKIE

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ugh its mickie james isnt it

IT WAS ME BECKY!
IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!

HOLY FUCK

what happened honestly

>black

hm, I wonder who it is :/

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LUCHA INVASION

How she make her arm that?

EL CERO MIEDO

Brown face

SASHA CONFIRMED

Hol up, does Alexa has piercings on her lower back?

Exposed area of the turnbuckle.

>turnbuckle failed to be exposed by idiot

Clean win by heel Bliss. Rofl.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HER ARM

>No selling Pentagon's armbreaker

Holy shit her arm is fucked.

Roman Reigns is more over than John Cena in the same building at nearly the same time

>>2090039
they brought her up too soon, she was just about to be a top woman in nxt

she has made do with her promos

>>2090038
>>2090041
Similar build... It's quite possible.

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Based Bliss wins.

was her arm really fuckin broken?

HOW THE FUCK DID SHE BREAK HER OWN ARM

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>mfw i got worked

>>2090050
Double jointed...... Makes her even sexier

What a fucking botch fest

HOLY FUCK, HOW DOES ALEXA CAN DO THAT WITH HER ARM?

BASED

>>2090062
>>2090063
>>2090057
double-jointed elbow

>>2090062
it looked legit dislocated

>>2090055
Holy fuck this.

Jews sure are handy

>>2090052
> Alexa
> Carmella
> Nattie
> Masked Mickie
Too many heels in this division.

that fucked me up for a second

what the fuck

>>2090063
double jointed

WHat the fuck? her arm what?

Holy shit, being double jointed can make you be the GOAT seller.

>>2090061

>not a clean victory
>Bex broke her arm

Kikes BTFO

>just names black people
Based Bliss

We all got worked hard lads
By a woman's match

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bravo vince

Fucking Jewish tricks

That made me sick bros

>might be Nia Jax

SAMOANS BTFO

>Deannetty back to the midcard

Based

Wonder what other tricks she can do double jointed if you know what I mean

Why is there four commentaors? All they should have is Mauro Ramanlo and JBL

>>2090064
wats the name of this qt tootie again?

This is dumb
just get another person to interview the Miz

>>2090084

pussy

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PPV TIER SMACKDOWN FOR FREE

>>2090077
Not really

>>2090079
Interference never led to Bliss pin directly. Was supposed to expose turnbuckle pad, never did. Clean victory.

>anon BTFO

>there will never be a "first to orgasm loses" women's match again
Bros, I want the attitude era back

it was vince

have you never watched wwe before?

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>the state of RAMS womens division (sasha and charlotte)
can ram do anything right other than put viewers to sleep

That was pretty racist kek

>ALEXA DOING NEXT LEVEL CHEATING
Based as fuck.

>Wyatts lost
>WWE already gonna pull the trigger on the break up

Was fun while it lasted

>>2090088
>Mauro and JBL
Tom Philips > JBL > Otunga desu la

>>2090087
Stuff for sex, if you know what I mean.

all those 4 security guys
1 is a future wwe champ.

RENEE GANGBANG

>>2090089
Anna Kendrick?

>Renee vs. Maryse at Royal Rumble in a feet rubbing match

BOOK IT VINCE

>>2090087
nah bru, i do not know what you mean. can you elaborate pls?

>>2090089
Anna Kendrick

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>dat BASED MIZ SEGMENT FROM LAST WEEK

I could watch that all night.

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>>2090081
lol too right man

>>2090102
Was based as fuck while it lasted

The Miz has literally been GOAT this year. He deserves at least one more WWE Champ Title run.

>>2090102
Not unless Randy throws a hissfit and makes them stay

ou est monsieur westmont?

How can the Miz be so fucking based

>>2090091
He said that he'll only answer Renee's questions

>>2090062
>>2090063

What the fuck is wrong with you assholes, have you EVER seen another living human being? I'd say a good 25% of people can do that with their elbows. Just like people can touch their thumbs to their forearms or roll their tongues or raise one eyebrow or any other number of totally unimpressive bodily functions.

OH MY GOD HOW DID THE ROCK REALLY BREAK HIS OWN EYEBROWS

This Renne Young isn't very professional

Smackdown is so fucking good

Actually didn't even notice Dean until the last second.

ALL CLEAR BASED DEANETTY

I'm waiting for the Brazzers edit.

BASED DEAN

Maryse is still hotter than renee tho

>That smug look on Renee when Dean popped up behind Miz

>>2090096
you could just watch porn

>30-40 minute main event

this is attitude

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IT WAS ME BECKY

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG BECKY

>>2090039
I don't get this meme. She botches less than Sasha. Becky botches just as much as Bliss. Her only problem is she needs to work on her timing.

You need to work on your eyesight and common sense.

>>2090129
>BMAJ
>BMJ
>Ziggles
>Based Lone Wolf

Im ok with this

Why the fuck was Deanetty even mad?

>>2090119
Arms do not bend that way you retard

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Let's face it. SD wins BOTY

>>2090119
>he doesn't know about the orbital injury the rock suffered as a kid that allows him to get his eyebrow that high
Stay worked little buddy

>>2090096
Look up ultimate surrender you can thank me later

>>2090131
She had brown hair

>>2090131
Would explain the inability to do something as simple as untie a turnbuckle pad.

>>2090134
he's le ebin lunatic he doesn't need a reason

>>2090136
Show of the year.

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who is it?

>>2090119
>have you EVER seen another living human being
this is 4chan

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>>2090131
>no based EVA for the last smack of the year
she better open the first smack of 2017

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>>2090131

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>>2090114
this meanwhile john cena can be IC champ and do the weekly IC Challenge
CUM SUM, GIT SOM

>>2090102
Who won? I missed the first half of SD.

>>2090135
Jesus you are dumb

>>2090131
It was clearly Naomi

>>2090130
It kinda does feel like an AE show, but it's fucking outstanding for the shit we've been getting shoveled on mondays

>>2090134
Miz gave him a participation award, made his girl mad, and beat him up after a match.

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>>2090147

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>>2090147
darren young

>>2090147

Xavier Woods

>>2090135
Yes, yes they do. YOURS might not, but some do.

Also, "double-jointed" is a misnomer and doesn't exist. She's just flexible in that particular joint. She might not be that flexible in any other joint in her body, she might be in all of them. That's what body contortionists are - trained, genetically gifted flexible people. No magic.

>>2090147
Emma
that's why she still hasn't premiered on RAW

>>2090149

She's getting released when Total Divas finishes airing.

>>2090157
>White hands
I dunno

>>2090147
>Black
No idea

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>>2090147

>>2090131
>Domino fucking renee, actually using "her" cock for once
Book it.

>>2090147
Mariposa

>>2090124
WTF I like Dean now?

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>>2090147

Just tuned in. Anything good happen?

>>2090147
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

>>2090147
Eva can tell by the eyes

>>2090105
The last security guard used to be a Druid for the Undertaker....

>>2090169
Thiccy James when?

Who is this female Smacdown Chalie?

>>2090174
Literally everything up till now

BASED BIG MIC MELLA

>>2090171
cheerleader melissa?

they have ridiculous contracts

>>2090147
Hogan's returned! Brooke called it.

anyone got a pick of alexa bliss's arm

>>2090174
The whole fucking show, if you can believe it

>BMJ droppin the bantz
>Based Tag Team match
>Worked by a women's match
>Feels like AE
>Hype is unreal tonight

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>>2090131
this

Who is this SmackDown interviewer? Not Renee

she's super qt

>>2090175
Kek

BIG PROMO CORBIN

WHY SO MANY INTERVIEWS???

why does corbin get mic time?

THE FORSAKEN LUPUS

Can someone remind me who won the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal?

>>2090161
Didn't know he was THAT gay

>>2090119
>>2090164
I don't know what type of people you hang out with but normal people can't do that you nerd,god just leave your mom's basement and seek sunlight.

Corbin has one of the coolest titantrons and ramps

>>2090165
Tits weren't big enough for Eva or Emma or Mickie.

BASED FUCKING CORBIN

Did anyone catch a screenshot of Alexa's bent arm? I got worked, since Becketty is such a botch factory, it's highly likely she fucked up. Potato niggers are the worst.

>>2090194
To give him a chance

Corbin is actually pretty fun to watch wrestle.

What did Baron win at Wrestlemania again?

Corbin has a pretty based entrance

Hmmm... doesn't feel like the main event already, too used to 3 hour Raws. Feels good.

>>2090196
Cesaro

Based Mauro name dropping Baroness.

>>2090194
Because he's top five bantz in the company right now

I'm late to the party

WHY WAS EVERYONE SAYING CERO MIEDO

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>wwe dropping that based Corbin entrance with the red lights

that was a good reference

>>2090196
Claudio Castagnoli

CORBIN VS CENA

>>2090188
Who won tag team match?

>>2090189
How is Eva so perfect? Just imagine her with a dick haha

>>2090214
This new entrance is even better

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death metal vs glam metal vs mom metal

>>2090219
AA

>>2090147
Tamina.

>>2090196
The Swiss Superman

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not enough Miz in this episode tb100%h

Still a good episode though

>>2090196
The Giant

Corbin is /ourguy/, right?

Is the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal more prestigious than the Royal Rumble?

>>2090213
Becky did Pentagon's armbreaker

>>2090219
Brazilian Beta

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post face when Baron wins due to Cena or Dean fucking with AJ

Why does Smackdown feel soooo short while RAM feels punishingly long? I know it gets an extra hour, but it feels like the difference is six.

>>2090213
Pentagon just made his debut

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>>2090221
ha yeah, imagine that

>>2090222

Nah. The old intro was better. When the lighting would go all red that was fucking awesome. Now it's just a cheap imitation of the previous one.

AJ is gonna lose ain't he lads?!

>>2090233
>Dean
He moved on to Miz now

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>AJ retains
>Cena vs AJ at royal rumble

I feel like I've seen this episode before

>>2090229
He literally posted here & told us shit, like how his hatred of kalisto was a shoot, so yes.

Corbin's theme should start with a nice loud wolf howl

Then when he interrupts or does a run in, everyone will hear the wolf first and get hype

>Slater is injured
Aw man, that really sucks.

>>2090225
looked too small for tamina

>>2090234
smackdown gets right to the point

/k/ vs /hm/ vs /jp/

>>2090233
Dean busy with Miz. Cena maybe, but he's already inserted himself into shit. Since it's a triple threat, no interference need be here....

I smell ellsworthless though.

>>2090239
Yes

>>2090239
Don't be ridiculous

>>2090234
Entertaining things feel faster than boring things.

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And to think, the first night of the brand split, Smackdown was shit and Raw was great, Then RAM took a fucking nosedive and Smackdown steadily got better until it became actually good for WWE programming, and it finally outdrew the FORMER A+ show. I'm actually kind of excited for what Smackdown does in 2017

>>2090198
That's my point, friendo. I've met enough real living people to know that not everyone is completely fucking vanilla, almost everyone's got something fucking wonky.

Good laugh telling ME to get out and meet people though.

>B-b-b-but in my hentai I never saw this?!

>>2090234

Because Raw fills that hour by dragging out things that are shit like bad promos and horrible comedy bits.

>>2090244

He did land pretty oddly on his leg

>>2090244
What, really? First Ryder, now him?

>>2090234
Because Smackdown is written by top tier talent while Raw is written by retards.

This show flew by compared to Raw, which was like watching a snail take a shit.

>>2090230
as pointless as King of the Ring

>>2090245
she might have gotten smaller she's been out since like mania

>>2090234
Ones good and one is bad. I'll let you decide.

>>2090237
Shame it's never fucking used. Feels like a Terrible waste. What's the point in them if they don't actually use their dicks? The novelty is practically gone then.

>>2090244
Is this confirmed anywhere official?

>>2090225
>Tamina

She could be great if WWE booked her better.

Shame her dad killed somebody and Vince helped him cover it up so now they won't use her.

>>2090252
>this is what smackdownies actually believe
The state of cuckdown

>>2090206
Andre battle royal trophy

That woman's match was actually pretty good

>>2090264
Wasn't Deuce her brother?

>>2090234
More ads, RAM's a three hour show using the formula of a two-hour show. There's many variables and they combine to make RAM the sleepiest sleepfest on the planet

>>2090255
It was pretty quick and he recovered the botch pretty well, I didn't even realize it.

>>2090256
>>2090263
>I guess I'll be seeing the DR tomorrow.... Ahhhhhhhh

https://twitter.com/HeathSlaterOMRB/status/813929405101862912

>>2089988
Trust me, there's someone in the raw threads a lot worse than that idiot.

Unless it's the same idiot....who knows, this board is fucked.

THEY DONT WANT NONE

>>2090273
>>2090273
>>2090273
>>2090273

next

>JBL on Talking Smack
Oh baby

>JBL and Cena on talking smack
WATCHING

>JBL
GOAT Talking Smack TONIGHT

>JBL on talking smack
B A S E D

>>2090265
Prove me wrong. Even Talking Smack puts on a consistently better show than RAM

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>>2090256
>First Ryder, now him?

>inb4 Ryno/Mojo tag team

AJ is so hot, MY DICK

Has Cena returned yet? How shitty was the pop?

>red gear
Is Aj going to Raw lads?

>THAT REACTION

BIG POP AJ

>>2090269

Yes.

He was actually a great wrestler too. Too bad he was an idiot and made enemies everywhere.

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BASED BIG MATCH AJ WITH THE DOPE ASS GEAR IM BEGGING RAW TO NOT A SINGLE EPISODE IN 2017

COSMIC POP FOR BMAJ

>>2089980
sad to hear that

>>2090132
personally, i think she spends more time on her looks than on her wrestling, which is fine with me

>>2090285
>ryno/mojo
i like the sound of that, honestly

>>2090253
>t.human bodyspecialist thinks everyone who doesn't watch muh hentai agree with his armchair comment.

God seriously seek sunlight nerd for most normal people that Winifred shit it surprising.

>>2090160

>EL STRANGULADOR

Kek at balding chant.

>>2090285
What happened to Ryder?

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When's Jeric--

oh wait nevermind

>>2090337
i don't remember exactly, significant injury that'll make him miss time
they had mojo on a solo spot last week i think

I hope we get Match Of The Year 2017 Edition at the Royal Rumble

Aron Corbi is surprisingly good desu

>>2090211
baroness pops up in the strangest places
like on that tv show limitless
and lead in music for Jim Rome sometimes