first for RAW
1st for undercarder
>>2089504
That's me
Where the fuck is Undertaker? He told us he was back and literally hasn't been back since then.
Did they fucking forget they did that?
>>2089504
Where does the neck fat end and the chin begin?
>>2089515
sorry about your loss
>>2089519
Man gotta dig a lot of holes
>>2089519
literally who cares about the undercarder
>>2089504
Oh...you
A title has to change hands tonight IT FUCKIN HAS TO my money's on sexy Becky
will anything shocking happen tonight or just all champions retain and nothing serious is built
>>2089528
NO SHUTUP
Alright just got in lads, what did I miss. Missed Raw last night too, how was it?
>>2089519
He's still doing the entrance from the last Smackdown he attended.
RAW was good last night
REMINDER:
SDL OUTDREW RAM
>>2089504
Looks like Will Sasso's son.
Delete my pic right now
>>2089529
>Return of the Memenom
>>2089529
Becky might win the title back, besides that? No, just sit back and enjoy some good matches.
>>2089515
heres your complimentary L for 2017
>>2089515
Reminder that SmA+ckdown outdrew RAM
>>2089532
Raw was amazing last night, dont listen to the smackdownies
>>2089519
Hes still mad at Lebron.
>>2089534
>RAW was good last night
>JBL mocking Slater's botch
>>2089519
they always pull this shit, remember when Rock came back and said he was never leaving again? He was gone the next week
Anyone know what Bliss plates are?
>>2089544
Except it really wasn't
>>2089544
t. Foley
>>2089547
go back to /wew/
I love when botches are handled like wrestling is a real sport, slipping when you jump off the rope is entirely possible. I"m guessing he was suppose to get hit with the superkick on the way done? But they rebounded and it makes sense and looked natural. (If it was a botch, it happened close enough to the pin that maybe he was suppose to slip and get pinned)
>dead crowd
>arena literally half empty
>crowd "chants" literally pre-recorded from RAW and played during matches to make it seem like someone is in the audience
wow this is sad...
Whats with all the autists defending raw?
>I enjoyed RAM last night
It's Tuesday, you know what that means.
>>2089555
shut the fuck up
Watched raw last night and smack down is already better because of BMJ.
Haven't watched either show since the draft.
>>2089551
her face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIxHBNkbWl0
>>2089556
PLEASE stop calling it the New Wyatt Family, it's as cancerous as "Beauty and the Man Beast". No team that has had the word new in it (other than New Day) has been successful.
>>2089557
just autism things man
>>2089528
Based Corbin's gonna destroy Dolphetty and drop it to Cena at the Rumble
Taker wins the Rumble, Cena drops it to AJ at the middle PPV
Main event is triple threat between Taker, Cena, and Styles to give Cena his 17th
>>2089536
NIGGA
WE
MADE
IT
damn that looked fucking nice
>>2089536
was RAM a draw?
donde están mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
>>2089550
>comparing based rock to meme cena
>>2089556
>arena literally half empty
Literally outdrew Raw
>>2089504
>>2089564
>2cold autismo
>>2089571
you forgot your trip Legit LassAutismo
>>2089536
WE DID IT
>Cuckdown is 0-31 in the ratings
BTFO
T
F
O
How can Gable be so good and also have such beautiful hair? How can he spend time on both his moves and his follicles?
>>2089570
por aqui bruto
>>2089562
how is she so inhumanely beautiful
Usos grow bushy beards and join the family.... I did not know i wanted this.
>>2089570
Aca papa
>>2089524
my sides
you have been visited by Chad Tom of A+ shows
shoot promos and A-Listings will be yours but only if you respond to this post with "Shut up Tom"
RAW: "Rollins you're a face now, Shield "reunion", go!!"
SD: Gable pins Uso in tag team elimination match, called "comeuppance" from when Usos injured him a few months back.
>>2089582
it's easy to be inhuman when you look like a rat
>heels getting the heat on the biggest guy in the team
why?
>>2089586
What the hell is this?
>>2089582
>(((Kaufman)))
>>2089589
Shut up Tom
>>2089589
Shut up Tom
>>2089562
Thx anon. I haven't been so head over heals for a diva before. I always thought they were hot but I am pulling for this chick to succeed.
Honestly worried she will go Hollywood within a year she is a natural on the stick and the camera loves her
>>2089569
You're a draw~
dunn is so fucking shit
who /coochiecutters/ here?
This match is based af desu
Big Money Chrisley
GUYS HOLY SHIT
GET ON FUCMING TWITTER!
UNDERTAKER IS CONFIRMED BACK STAGE
HES CONFIRMED
Dead crowd
Same building
Roman is more over than Cena
Kek
>I care about the undercarder
>>2089590
AA/Usos needs to be a real feud already. I wanna see these guys get 15-20 minutes on a PPV to really blow this thing off.
>>2089555
Quite an observation there, cotton. Now listen to that other troll.
how would i book smackdown main event of wrestlemania:
have undertaker challenge Cena for a match in wrestlemania/// have Cena say no, because he wants one thing and one thing only: get the title and tie Flair's record /// have undertake going for AJ title, because that way he can get the fight he wants /// have him losing to AJ (at royal rumble), because he was overlooking/underrating him
and from that, build the "Cena x AJ x Taker" match for wrestlemania
Cocky AJ, that already beats everyone Motivated Cena wanting the title to tie with Flair Motivated Taker, trying to prove he is still the best
WHO THE FUCK CHRISLY HERE!?!?!
RAW was very decent last night
>>2089607
Based RA+W
Stream?
Is Legit LassKicker autistic?
>>2089601
Right here
>>2089614
>RAW was very decent last night
>>2089604
I remember when this meme was based on Shane, then he actually returned
>>2089611
>>2089598
>>2089613
>mfw Christly is a better third hour than RAW's 10-11
>>2089597
As long as she keeps being on tv, I don't care what she does. She's my allowed celebrity fuck now.
Whooper Jr a complete shit, that shit doesn't even fill a baby
>>2089616
usz zpvuvcf
go one letter backwards to get your answer
>>2089613
Is he gay? Like how does he have that hot daughter and be gay? Turkey baster to that ugly wife. Even the son is obv gay as AIDS
>>2089622
Thanks Anon :) <3
>>2089617
That or a very dedicated shitposter like all tripfags
>>2089613
Right the fuck here
>>2089624
Why is Larry Lee so fucking based?
BASED HARPGOAT
Gable looks gay as fuck
Gable has a cute piece of ass
smackdownies will defend this
>>2089638
>Ellsworth is more over than everyone on RAW
>>2089637
>>2089636
well well well
>>2089638
>Rawtist worked by Ellsworth episode
these American alphas are tiny. There needs to be more manly and tall wrestlers like Orton
>>2089638
Reminder that his T-Shirt outsold all of RAM's roster
SAVE
THE GABLE
>>2089638
>/smack/ makes stars out of literal whos
>/raw/ can't get ramen over
when is based eva on
>>2089639
I like smackdown but hes not even as over as the list of Jericho. Drink it in maaaaaaaaan.
>>2089644
jordan is 6'3" 240
gable is small
but they are facing a massive tag team
>>2089648
Wednesday nights
Why is Harper so Based lads?
>>2089638
GOAT
>>2089644
>Jason Jordan
>Tiny
Fuck of size queen. Enjoy your prolapsed anus
>HarpMEME
>good
pick one
>>2089599
can I daw you into my bed :3
>>2089648
She should join the miz entourage
>>2089648
Domino is on ashemaletube, not Smackdown
Vintage Orton!
VINTAGE RANDY ORTON
Hot tag segments are so shit now
gay
Has Orton ever been tag champ other than Wyatt?
DECENTION IN THE RANKS!
Wwe botches all over itself in all areas there rofl
Just tuned in because of birthday shenanigans. What have I missed so far Smacklads?
>>2089658
I bet you unironically like reigns.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
WHAT WHY
WHAT
HOLY FUCK
WYATTS BTFO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU FUCKING WHAT MATE?
FUGGGGGGGGF
So Based Revival is coming up to beat them now right?
ORTONETTY
they're already going to break up snek and the wyatts
>>2089666
Rated RKO
>>2089666
18+
>>2089648
I find most trans pornstars aren't actually great at sex. Thankfully Domino at least seems to be enjoying herself
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
AMERICAN ALPHA WON THE TAG TEAM TITLES
OH MY GOD
>>2089649
>i like smackdown lads, b... but... Ram i.. is better we have, eh... A pie... Piece of paper
wellness violation soon?
WHATTTTT
SMACKDOWN IS SO BASED
ACTUALLY UNPREDICTABLE
AMERICAN
ALPHA
BOOOOO!!!!
Based Randy putting the kids over!
ORTON KISSED HARPMEME
Fuck that. This is gayer that 2coldSteve
They actually did it!
Why tho?
BASED AMERICAN ALPHA
no....
>>2089672
I believe she's 25 or 26.
HOLY SHIT!
That was unexpected
THE WYATTS LOST WITHOUT BRAY LOOKING LIKE A MORON
IS HE PROTECTED NOW?
>>2089666
rated RKO
MY BOIZ
MY BOIZ FUCKING DID IT
lel what the fuck
BASED BRAYYLMAO
BASED GABLE
HE'S THE NEW KURT ANGLE, LADS
READY
WILLING
GABLE
>taking the title off the wyatts
raw wins
based smackdown unpredictable as always
>Wyatt's already lost the belts
WELP
Love it! Based Smackdown!!
Out of all the title matches tonight I thought the Wyatt's had the most garunteed win...
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND?
WHAT ELSE DID I MISS???I JUST GET HOME
>>2089683
It was fun at least for a while
jesus really?
They're not ready
NIGGERS AND WHITES WON! POST DIVERSITY
>>2089672
But only Alexa is not braindead when she gets on the mic. that why she my waifu for laifu
>Orton got pinned clean
That surprised me more than anything
I really want Bray to win the rumble now
what is this Wild Card Finals shit?
Next week Angle returns as their manager.
Excited for this Orton Harper feud tho
>>2089564
New World Order was pretty good you cuckfaggotbitch
>fag nig crying
>allowing literal faggots to hold belts
>the city of Smackdown
Good riddance
New wyatt family is ridiculously shit and was not ready at all for titles
>>2089688
Im not defending raw its actually sad that a piece of paper is over most of the roster but you cant deny that it is.
bray is going to ahve to choose between harper and orton
>>2089723
Nobody knows
>>2089714
>Ziggles winning the title
>Boring Corbin winning the title
I get what you're saying but really dude?
WWE moving title belts around like Russo
>>2089723
it's like a mini ppv for free on TV when they have no competition
basically they are trying to outdraw Raw for the night so they have someone to tell the USA execs when they look at the rating
>>2089723
They're just meming and calling it that because it's the final smackdown of the year
>>2089714
I'm usually all for being surprised, but honestly....it's way too soon. The Wyatts and Orton were given new life recently. If they're hurrying the break up already, they're rushing the shit out of it and the payoff is gonna suck ass.
Also to lose the tag titles on a Smackdown so soon? This is almost RAW-tier booking.
>>2089718
>>2089718
>>2089723
It's a "PPV" on tv.
>actual young champions going over
What fucking company am I even watching
fuckin american alphmemes winning. the country of cuckdown, folks.
>>2089714
SWERVED
I bet you actually think Cena's going to stay face after that promo, too. Retard.
>yfw Smackdown destroyed Raw within the first hour
>>2089728
that already happened in WWE over 30 years ago
>>2089738
>This was an actual angle
I miss AE lads
Welp I'll happily watch a multi-PPV feud between these two teams if they're half as good this match was.
HOW FUCKING GOOD WAS THAT?! Alpha my boys, so proud!
>>2089744
that's not what my face looks like
>>2089744
Is this what love feels like?
>>2089744
ummm smack crushed it in the first 5 mins did you miss cena opening?
>>2089746
Val Venus had a goat entrance.
>>2089744
>>2089731
Harper face turn incoming! Like the yin to Brauns yang on RAW, Harper will turn into a monster face after the feud vs. Orton and Bray ends.
>>2089744
>>2089744
It was destroyed the moment Cena started talking
>>2089742
You don't have a say when 3 reddit niggers hold the longest reigning tag team title
>>2089744
They've been destroying RAM almost every week since the split
fucking truth is still around
are they gonna have a anti-weed campaign when it's legal in 2020?
>>2089730
The List isn't over. Scarves aren't over. STUPID IDIOT isn't over. IT isn't over.
Chris "Fucked Your Mother" Jericho is over. Just read his ass sometime, shit monkey.
>>2089749
NERD.
>>2089744
RAW makes it easier every week 2017 will be free
>YFW REVIVAL VS AA AT WM
>Remember the Rumble
>>2089744
>>2089744
WE DID IT AGAIN
>family bam
What did he mean by this
>>2089728
They're both married to Women you fucking rawtist.
>>2089760
You sound upset friend.
why is Tom there?
>>2089733
I'm rooting for Barrel Corbin. I wouldn't at all mind seeing AJ Styles getting End of Days'd out of his boots.
For fuck's sake some of y'all are never happy. Ever since their call up, you guys want AA to be champs but then it happens and the immediate reaction is "they can't beat the Wyatts so soon", or "they should have waited for Wrestlemania."
How about you just enjoy the moment and realize that this is a show where you don't have to wait for a PPV to see a title change.
That chair match Kalisto and Corbin had was pretty good
DOLPH BOOO''D
>>2089774
It's just armchair Carter's trying to book.
>last week Smackdown was motherfuckers shooting on eachother and being savage as fuck
>this week it's just straight title matches opened by a BMJ promo
SD IS BASED
BASED!
>>2089771
to melt pussy
>>2089774
have s3x
>ZIGGLER FUCKING BOOED
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>2089774
That shirt is aesthetic as fuck
>>2089744
Digits confirm it smackbro
FUCK. Cena opened the show? I missed it. What did he say?
>It's a Ziggler tries to be relevant again episode
>It's a "Dolph yells like an autistic idiot" episode
>>2089774
Your name is Legit LassKicker. How the fuck am I supposed to take you seriously?
>>2089787
THEY DONT WANT NONE
I don't think Ziggler has ever played poker
Is he trying to act like the Ultimate Warrior?
>>2089759
>smoking rates drops
>the number of cucks and faggots in this country skyrocket
I wonder if there's a correlation?
Dolph, that's not how you play YuGiOh
>>2089787
He's challenging the WWE champ as the royal rumble for the title
>American Betas win
I swear if Fag Ziggler wins, I'm done with this shit.
Finally crowds are booing this slug
;_;
>>2089781
and boipycci
>>2089774
shut the fuck up and post memes
>>2089774
I just think they are boring and low on charisma but they are good wrestlers. That alone makes me want them to midcard because i could give a shit about them as champions.
>being chinless and all
>>2089564
The New Brood won the T.I.T
WILDCARD BITCHES
Based Carmella is over as fuck
fucking kill carmella already
AND THIS RIGHT HERE
THIS IS BIG KEK
Big Dick James getting pussy.
Cucked Cass
>CASS FUCKING KEKED
WHAT
"BIG" CASS BTFO
>the state of carmella
>>2089790
Why? Is there any problem with my nickname?
Big Cass? More like Big Cuck
>elsworth gets to touch carmella and i don't
BLISS IS ON BITCHES
>>2089774
Wow it's as if...there are people with...different opinions from each other.....
Mind. Blown.
Also, this pop for Blissfu!!
Based Ellsworth!
big dick james
BASED CARMELLA OUR GIRL WITH THE A++ MIC SKILLS
TIME FOR THE OVEN DODGER TO DESTROY THE POTATO NIGGER
>ELLSWORTH IS KEKING BIG CASS
JUST
What the fuck is her endgame?
BIG MIC MELLA IS ON EVERYBODY SHUT UP
I just don't know what the fuck is going on any more
>Champ outs first
Why do they keep doing this shit?
carmella is going to harvest his kidneys
>KEK CASS
>Ellsworth has a gf and you don't
That whore Carmella! She told me I was the goofiest looking!
that awful shirt
TROLLS
Holy fuck BIG CASS GOT KEKED
>Ellsworth is fucking Carmella while Big Cuck is left to defend his wheelchair impaired wishing troll
Is the story that Carmella wants to get with a main eventer like Nikki so she's interested in Elsworth?
AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS BIG KEK!
>CASS GETTING KEKED BY A MIDGET
MASTODONS BTFO
>Champ coming out first
They need to stop this shit.
I hope the potato nigger gets a career ending injury.
>>2089833
Ellsworth has a wife and two kids
>Big Cuck
Goddamn famalam, Bliss is T H I C C af
>Ellswsorth cucking Big Cass
What did Vince mean by this?
>>2089827
to have ellsworths head disappear inside her big mic pussy
The belt is almost bigger than her
>>2089839
Im guessing shes trying to weasel her way to AJ
>>2089845
That's even worse
>FROM OSAKA JAPAN COMES SPECIAL NXT
>>2089833
He actually has a wife and two kids..................................
>>2089839
The story is that you're autistic and need to shut the fuck up.
>>2089810
AND HE'S KEK FEET TALL
why do I want to drive my duck into all the smackdown women
>new neon pink shirt
>fully grown out natural hair
>beard growing in
>WWE champ
If Zigglyzag drops the yelling face gimmick and goes heel, you can't deny he'd be sexy af.
Six months ago Ellsworth was a nobody. Now he's signed to SDLive, has title matches, & Carmella on his arm.
How hard do you think Ellsworth got when she showed up?
I bet real hard
>>2089847
Yup I hate that I have a gut feeling she is about to drop that belt. Even with new plates they can hot potato the belt and get their $50 worth.
>marky mark hunting down mudslimes
sign me up
>>2089862
begging ya
>>2089856
AND HE JUST
GOT
KEK'D
>>2089827
being put out to stud
>>2089859
He still has that queer ass sounding voice
>>2089827
>her
>>2089859
He's getting that Johnny Mundo look
Give him one of those wing chun practice things to hit backstage as interviewers walk up
which one would you fug
>>2089827
To leech of Ellsworth's overness. Nothing wrong with that and what a heel supposed to do. Kinda like Eve/Ryder/cena
>Becketty comes out
>dead crowd
really makes you think
what did the fan screamed at alexa?
she looked him dreadfully
>>2089872
All of them.
I'm glad Alexa got such a solid pop tonight
>>2089872
CARMELLA
>>2089872
beggy :DDDD
>>2089872
The 3 on the left, coalburners are human trash, nevermind women who cheat on their crippled husbands.
She did the two fingers thing the wrong way
>>2089872
All of them
What does she do in the ring during the commerical break?
My based Becky has got this, 2 time champ!
>>2089865
You probably don't know this but over here on /asp/ we are tolerant and progressive so your little "mudsl***" comment was unnecessary. Ignorance gets you nowhere, especially here. Next time I suggest you read the rules before being racist again.
I won't report you this time but I'll let you off with a warning.
>that no reaction for beketty
>>2089872
the white one
>>2089876
JEWS DID 9/11
>>2089872
Death by snu snu
>I love Becky
>>2089885
cut a heel promo
>>2089872
wonder how many miles of black dick they've rode combined
becky's black gear looks good
>Can barely speak comprehensible English
>She should hold the women's title
Explain yourselves, beckyfags
>>2089858
I too want to put all my chicken into their cats
>Bliss is about the same height as the belt
Christ how can someone be so short
>>2089894
8 miles. All from Carmella
>>2089889
So none of them?
>>2089872
>no horse pussy
wouldnt give those broads the time of day or a bale of hay
>>2089872
Marry Bliss
Fuck Carmella
Kill Nattie
Becky is autictic so she doesnt count
New gear for Becky! It's a good sign.
Can this midget run the ropes or does she bounce off the middle rope?
NEW THREAD
Lexi needs to lay off the lip fillers
Becky hips and ass are weird shaped
Alexa bliss is the hottest wrestler ever and you're fucking retarded if you disagree desu
Any idea where I can watch the start of the show? There a stream archive somewhere?
>>2089913
Agreed
YOU TALK TOO MUCH
>>2089914
allwrestling.net usually uploads the show
>>2089913
yes
My favorite part about Becky's finishing hold is that it makes it look like she has a huge cock.
>>2089921
Thanks anon.
>>2089914
I dont know if this one works but you could try
http://watchwrestling(dot)tc/(remove)videos/watch-wwe-smackdown-live-122716/
>>2089913
Prime 90s Sunny was the hottest ever. Bliss is up there though.
>>2089913
Yes. Her and Stacy Keibler are on the top.
You talk too much
>>2089894
Fuck off you disgusting cuck.
>you will never get sodomized by a alexa bliss wearing a strap on
>>2089961
For a minute I thought you said lobotomized
I guess that's just as hot?
>>2089913
Agreed. She's up there with torrie Wilson, prime stratus, prime sable, and miss keibler
>>2089976
>being Lexi's brain dead slave she only keeps around to milk the cum from
I want this so bad
Did Becky just used Pentagon Dark's arm breaker?
smackdown is really superior to Ram