Time for the B show lads
>tfw we'll never beat based RAW
>Cuckdown
0-31 in the ratings LMAO
Can't wait for best girl to show up tonight.
>>2088985
First for based AJ
>>2088985
>it's a tripNEET/carter thread
In for stacked card of quality matches
>>2088992
>seething this early
A ver a ver donde estan mis /SMACK/ hermanos?
>>2089005
Over the wall you go, faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmJy6AHdZg
>>2089007
Shut the fuck up you racist bastard
>Smackdown means 205 live
>tfw when you get to watch Based Muscle Elf two nights in a row
>>2089009
What did he mean by this
where we located
>>2089020
chicago
>tfw actually looking forward to a show, ppvs included
It's been fun hanging out with you guys for the past year, let's try our best for the new year!
BMJ is kicking off the show.
Rawtists are going to kill themselves.
A-Show incoming.
>>2088994
>transformers is the greatest movie of all time
Think I'll watch live tonight, since no work in the morning. Anyone else really dig the Cena return promo with the horn version of his theme?
>>2089020
Shitcago
sdfsdfsdf
>>2089011
Cuck detected, not your Year is it?
>>2089005
aca papa
>>2089035
Sounds like a WM theme
>>2089005
Como siempre aca todos los martes para ver el show A bb
ALL ABOARD
Cucks and rape apologists are not welcomed
>>2089042
IKR, I'm actually pumped to see Big Match John return tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW9GoQTsOnM
Will BMJ turn heel tonight?
>>2089051
It's not on yet is it?
dead crowd
>>2089051
You're a Dreamer, aren't you?
>>2089046
>the somber doot-dooting of cena's theme
It makes me laugh so hard for some reason
>>2089054
40 mins more
Reminder that smackdown is the reddit smark wew pandering show
>>2089063
Ya llego el rawtista
>>2089063
Smack has been killing reddit memes left and right
While waiting for the real entertaining sports entertainment,
https://youtu.be/OHb-tVsRTHU
>in Chicago
Is tonight the night? Bliss v Belle finally?
>https://twitter.com/AnimuPwrdRaslin/status/813879237119647745
He made a new one, tell him how much it sucks cause this shit is not right.
>>2089063
Instead of pandering to Carter? Excellent
>>2089077
LITERALLY WHO
>>2089077
Stop shilling I know you post here
>>2089063
Better than /asp/ virgin mark pandering raw
>>2089063
>Smark show
>3 of the biggest stars the show has that many people love are Miz, Corbin and Bliss
>>2089077
what is this weeb shit
>>2089057
It reminds me of his WrestleMania 27 entrance promo. This is the best video I could find.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euDAlpn5i3g&t=3s
>>2089086
virginity
dubs and Cena turns heel tonight
>>2089089
BTFO
>>2089089
You sad, sad fool
Hope there's some weeb signs on Smackdown tonight.
>>2089089
Much more likely he'll just have a new shirt. The real question is what colour will it be?
My money is on Smackdown blue.
>>2089085
>many people love
>Corbin
>>2089089
It'll be a double turn when he takes the belt off AJ later.
>>2089097
shut the fuck up
dubs and Undercarder finally draws a dime
>>2089099
oh shit
>>2089101
TAKETTY BTFO
dubs and the undercarder crucifies the big dog live tonight
>>2089108
anon btfo
>>2089100
and here we go again - how 'bout you shut the fuck up?
dubs and the undercarder kills himself
>>2089107
Dubs and the Undercarder is the last celebrity to die in 2016.
Dubs and I have sex
dubs and carter dies
>>2089110
alright
dubs and there will be a new champ tonight
Singles and Cena turns heel
Dubs and BMJ wins title 15 at WrestleMania.
dubs and Carter BTFO everyone in this thread
>>2089118
Not dubs and you're full of shit and he's dead before 0:00:00 on Jan 1, 2017.
>>2089122
>title 15
So how much longer until Smackdown comes on?
>>2089122
hmmm
>>2089099
Never knew I wanted this new era
dubs confirm dixie carter is the surprise entrant into the rumble
>>2089122
He's already a 15-time world champion. Wasted dubs
dubs and 2pedo drops his trip
>>2089133
gottem
>mfw I'm literally excited for a weekly WWE show because of a title match and big messiah jhon returning
SmA+ckdown made me a mark again
God bless the brand split
>>2089133
JAJAJAJAJA
>>2089127
>>2089132
God damn.
>>2089126
Not dubs and meme magic ceases to exist strictly for /asp/
After whatever the fuck that was last night, Smackdown already won, and it's not close.
Dubs and AJ loses the title tonight.
dubs and 2pedo kills himself
>raw managed to put chicago to sleep
>smack has to save face for the brand and to make up for this horrendous year of WWE
>>2089144
gottem
Well, dubs have spoken - get to it, boy.
>>2089145
>raw tries it's hardest to kill Punk's home town
>his buddies shane, dbry, AJ, and BMJ have to bail out the company once again
>>2089145
But Ram is best girl
>>2089151
Fuck off Roswall
Will Romanetty be on this show?
>>2089005
Aqui anon
So who's Phil getting BTFO by tonight?
I expect Deano or Miz to say something good
>cole claim last night roman vs owens had big match feel
>smack is literally having a mini ppv tonight to end the year on a high note
Im calling it smack for A+ show 2016 and 2017
>>2089157
Based Shane and DBry saved Wrestling
>>2089161
Dean won't say shit
Miz might though
>>2089165
>Shanetty
>Bryanetty
BMAJ is the one that saved wrestling
>>2089157
>raw since the brand split
>>2089166
>Excuse me, someone who actually main evented Wrestlemania is talking
>>2089168
>AJanetty
>saving anything
kys
Does "Aftermath" air in the US too? It's a show here in Canada where people just talk about WWE shit and analyze stuff. It's where Renee was working before they called her up to work directly for WWE.
>>2089175
Holy shit, get a fucking clue.
reminder to report every Tripneet post for ban evasion
>>2089157
>>2089175
pls im begging you to find a mental heath physician and get a grip on reality
>>2088997
I'm scared. I think she's losing her title tonight bros.
>>2089007
>spics working this fat autist
seething
>>2089182
trash can should be full of hay and have an orange wig
>>2089188
also wearing a bullet proof vest
Baron Corbin should start using the End of Days as a signature and the GTS as a finisher
It's the end of the day so go to sleep
>>2089188
your anime shit should be inside the can mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60fP7bA93cs
HUSTLE
>USA is down on DirectTV
Fuck this company
>>2089175
He definitely didn't save your moms virginity
>>2089194
RESPECT THE NAME
>>2089195
Works for me.
Actually just had a thought that what if half way through Cena's music of him returning, Undertaker's music interrupts like Triple H did his. Setting up for WM.
>Cena cuts a promo
>leaves
Good episode guys
NCIS is terrible.
>woman throws baseball
>WOW YOU REALLY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT BASEBALL
>>2089205
I get my cable through my apartment. And it fucks up all the time
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BMJ OPENING
SMACK WINS SMACK WINS SMACK WINS SMACK WINS SMACK WINS
NEVER
GIVE
UP
Are people who genuinely boo Cena confirmed as the saltiest virgins on earth?
That said tho his reactions are fucking electric.
B I G
I
G
M A T C H
A
T
C
H
J O H N
O
H
N
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>John Cena sucks
I'M MARKING OUT
are they chanting john cena sucks to tune of the song or am i mishearing it?
is he hated now?
>JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>BMJ getting reactions
Smackdown already won lads
>based BMJ opening the show
>almost 2017
>still booing Cena
BASED BMJ
>all these salty Phil cucks getting BTFO just by BMJ's presence
GOAT
Anyone else do the Cena hand gesture to their TV when he comes out?
>tfw have to disable chat emotes on taima every time
Why do those fucking autists love spamming gifs?
>>2089222
Just got back into wrestling?
BMJ BLESS
WE WON AGAIN LADS!!
John fuckin Cena, STFU retarded marks
With those boos, I thought it was Roman.
Man I wanna see Mickey Gall come out now
>>2089229
DELETE THIS
>RAM
Just getting comfy Bros. Got my Grizzly and some red Bull brothers.
>no based Steph to shut up this fuckface crowd for the rest of the night.
>>2089234
When did Owens have hair like that?
>2010 +6 (7)
>Still booing BMJ
SMACKWINSLOL
Fucking shitcago, a bunch of losers like that complaining manlet who represents their dillipated gang fueding shantytown and got btfo by someone who came out to a cheerleader song
his forearms are just insanely big
>>2089230
No I'm not that autistic yet.
Anybody got strim links?
>BOOING BMJ
>CM KEK
lel shitcago btfo by based Punk
>CM Punk chants
>in 2016
>STILL
This just started and already this thread is blowing up
CM PUNK
HAHAHAHA
Cenas back although I never noticed he was gone
WHITE
SOX
>CM Punk
BASED CENA WORKING THE ENTIRE STATE OF ILLINOIS
Based John working the crowd like a pro.
BMJ playing Shitcago like a fiddle
cubs btfo
BASED BMJ
>Cena working Chicago this hard
>Working the crowd against itself
This man is based
>what the fuck chants
am i hearing this right
cena is getting boned
THIS CROWD IS FUCKING WIERD
Cena can't even get the Cubs cheap pop.
>>2089256
obama a white cucks fan
>tfw realizing people outside my closed door can hear my tv
>raw last night
>ded crowd
>5 mins into smack
>niggas blowing the roof off the building
TAKE RAW OFF THE AIR IMMEDIATELY
THIS MAN IS GODS GIFT TO WRESTLING
anyone got a good stream? Mine shit the bed
Cena is a legend. Hope he breaks Flairs record.
CHICAGO GETTING WORKED THE FUCK OUT
>>2089274
www.hulu.com
wtf is Cena literally the GOAT???
>>2089266
First time seeing a Chicago crowd lately?
>>2089270
Thinking of all the porn you've let them know you've watched?
The arena is fucking empty lmao
>>2089270
so long as they dont open it.
>>2089275
this
BASED BMJ
>>2089274
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork
>Under-carder
Man Cena is really formulaic, he does the same cheap pop stuff that Foley does as a joke
>Cena getting reactions for literally everyone on the roster
G O A T
O
A
T
>it's a cena returns from a hiatus and puts everyone over episode
COME ON CENA
Cena is so fucking based. Him and AJ on the same show is fantastic. And I'm a Rawfag
UNDERCARDER comments incoming
They boo'd Ziggy :(
>>2089288
Nice meme, kid.
At what age did yiu grow out of irrationally hating cena asp?
> Teasing Undertaker / Cena
>smark chants
>>2089290
You're either deaf or stupid. Tonight he's been on point and anything but average Cena so far. He's calling people like you out.
And this is why John Cena is in the conversation with Austin and Hogan, and has an argument and enough gas in the tank to over take both of them.
BMJ destroying new talent. BASED!!
HE'S BACK LADS
Thank you for Correcting The Record
BASED BMJ BTFO NEW ERA SMART MARK MILLENNIALS
These fags chanting undertaker. We smarks now!
CENA GOING HEEL
ITS FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAT
>>2089286
>live raw and smackdown not on network
is this a cena heel turn?
Wrestling fans suck now a days
Fucking undertaker chants
Just let the fucking show go on
NEW ERA BTFO
>IT'S NOT THE NEW ERA, IT'S MY ERA
H-heel turn?
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO GOAT????
>BMJ putting the entire anti-draw roster on blast
>'CAUSE I'M JOHN CENA
>RECOGNIZE
GOAT
Cena really is the Tanahashi of WWE.
>>2089290
Formulaic? Sure. But he delivers it with passion so it's easy to believe what he is saying.
based Trump Cena
Taker confirmed for a draw
/asp/ BTFO
Damn
BASED BMJ
DR OF THUGANOMICS
YES!! SO FUCKING BASED
>HEEL CENA
BASED SMACKDOWN
RECOGNIZE
That sure was a heel promo
Fuckin sick heel promo by Based BMJ.
Eras called the fuck out. Fuck all y'all.
It burring time era
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
THE FRIGGIN GOAT
THAT'S HOW YOU DO A PROMO FAGGOTS
Manlets BTFO
BASED BMJ
HEEL TURNED CONFIRMED
>tfw bryan books him in angle to lose to elsworth
HUNTERS YOUTH BTFO
>I can be the #1 contender because I worked my way up the WWE ladder with politics!
Wow Cena is an asshole
CENA JUST GAVE THE BEST PROMO IN THE COMPANY IN MONTHS
HOW WILL RAWTISTS EVER RECOVER?
Semi heel turn? make it happen cena
BIG DOG HAS GOT NOTHING ON THE HUEG GOAT
Did BMJ vote for Trump lads?
That...that wasn't very always happy BMJ happy happy joy shit. That was kind of edgy....for Cena.
> Cena not even shying away from knowing his place
Did... did JBL just fart?
HEY
BMJ = GOAT
>>2089299
>evading my filter
HEY!
HEY
That fucking burn in my light tease gets me every time
Di...did it just happen?
>>2089268
saved
Cena's the fucking GOAT lads.
>that fucking tease of Burn in my Light
Everytime
And as predicted, RAM loses within 3 seconds of Smackdown starting.
HEY
HEY!
>>2089331
a lot easier to do 1 promo every 3 months than every week
Cena was great. AJ vs Cena at RR?
RECOGNIZE YOU FUCKING PLEBS
>BMJ
>This new wyatt's song
THIS SMACK IS SO BASED
YOU CANT DO THAT FUCK OFF CENA YOU PIECE OF SHIT ADD AJ STYLES TO HIS BURIED LIST FUCK THIS COMPANY FUCK JOHN CENA YOU ARE JUST A MEME
BASED BMJ
>>2089343
Knowing Cena, he either didnt Vote or went 3rd party.
I could see him voting himself, like Flair, just so people could see him vote, but not know for who.
HEY
isn't John Cena's hand gesture the exact same as the dudley boyz?
>SmackDown already won
>all these marks not realizing Cena has been Heel for years and just turned Face
>>2089343
>he doesn't know
>>2089338
Idiot. BMJ is the hardest worker on the roster.
>>2089362
He looks 12
Maybe smackdowns ratings wouldnt be so shit if they didnt dispose their budget on handing out lighters.
shut up mauro wtf
>>2089357
they can't keep getting away with this
OMG GUYS
UNDERTAKER IS BACKSTAGE!!! GET ONFUCKING TWITTER IM NOT EBEN KIFDING
>>2089352
Yup.
Pisses me off.
>haven't watched WWE since the draft
>Orton is a member of the fucking Wyatt family now
What happened
>>2089365
live sex celebration when?
>>2089370
I really want you to elaborate
Cena voted KKKillary
Fuck him
Lord we're 12 minutes in and Smackdown already won
>>2089380
He kept losing to the Wyatts and decided to join them
>>2089365
Oh shit Great Khali making a comeback?
my computer died, can anyone run down the last 2 minutes of cena's promo?
>>2089381
>Ellsworth interrupts
>>2089362
how did he lose his stretch marks?
SMACKGOAT!
When WWE accidently plays the intro to Orton old theme song
Kek Roman is more over than Cena in the same building
The worst thing Cena did this year was the getting a championship shot for NO REASON.... now he just does it again? WHAT? WWE is so fucking good when it comes to disappointments. I thought they can't disappoint me anymore, I don't even expect anything anymore, and I'm still let down..... bullshit
Watched the lions get btfo yesterday instead of ram,
did anything consequential even happen?
>>2089380
Same. Came back just for BMJ
>>2089387
YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME!
Based BMJ
>LETS GO CENA
>ROMAN SUCKS
Kek RAWtists btfo
>LETS GO CENA
>ROMAN SUCKS
kek
>implying Raw isn't total irredeemable shit
>LETS GO CENA
>ROMAN SUCKS
RAWTISTS BTFO
Based Gallagher
>>2089387
Millennials get fucked
Fans get worked
16x Champ incoming
>>2089387
basically said he's not going anywhere. "my time is now era"
smackdownies call this a wrestling show? L M A O
>>2089392
this
BBDWTS
>>2089376
>tfw RAW will be taking consecutive L's throughout the year of 2017
>>2089394
Does anything ever happen on raw?
>>2089326
>>2089323
>>2089328
Hi, Bo
>>2089393
(You)
>>2089397
Fuck Aj styles is so fucking hot
Exactly what I was afraid of with all of the "Cena's back" announcements.
"Lol no one matters here except for Cena, fuck everyone who's been working their asses off turning Smackdown into a really good show, Cena's the only man that ever mattered."
>>2089387
He said he's challenging the champion for rumble. and people may say he can't do that, well he just did. he's john cena, recognize.
>>2089404
El rawtista con olor a caca
>>2089394
No
Literally not at all I can't tell you one storyline that moved forward.
>>2089392
This is my favorite meme. You guys kept saying based big dog ironically then started to believe that horseshit.
>>2089413
shut the fuck up
>>2089404
I bet the WOMEN arent even gonna main even lmao what a pathetic show
>>2089368
Yes, he also stole the Tony Yayo dance.
>>2089404
>SEETHING
Man American adverts are strange, completely different from ours. It's all food and TV.
>>2089343
Cena supported Romney in 2012, so at least voted third party if not trump
>>2089404
>>2089385
Not really. He outsmarted Bray in a weird backstage segment or three. Then he randomly joined them without swerves.
Either way it has actually refreshed them all to be honest.
>>2089413
Just shut the fuck up no one cares
If you hate Cena you are a whiny little cunt.
>>2089417
Not him but honestly I joined in ironically but now think Roman isn't even that bad
>That fucking Hugh Jackman on the left
Who are these non-manlet indy guys?
>bmj
>new wyatt's song
>big hollywood mike
This show is so based
PREDICT JOHN CENA UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA 33
Royal Rumble: John Cena Def. AJ Styles (C) (Heel Turn)
Elimination Chamber - 2/3 Falls Match : John Cena (C) Def. AJ Styles
Wrestlemania 33: The Undertaker Def. John Cena (C)
dead crowd
>No BASED COPPERS
Why?
Ready for people to praise Cena doing what he's been doing for 10 years just because it's on Smackdown.
>Years Later and BMJ and Miz are carrying the company, now accompanied by Styles
How can RAW even compete?
SDL OUTDREW RAM
SMACKDOWN OUTDREW RAW
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
WHOS DRAWING DIMES NOW RAWTWERPS
>mfw i can't watch this in peace because my dad just walked in and will spend the whole time commenting how stupid this is
he's not wrong, though
>SMACKDOWN OUTDREW RAW
>>2089439
NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>2089436
>Cena heel turn
LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH!
Is Rhyno a midget or not?
>>2089445
>why do they just lay there and get hit?
>>2089445
Tell Yo DAD, YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME DADDYO
>>2089440
it can't lmao
>American Alpha
Smackdown BTFO Raw yet again !!!! LMAO!
BASED SMACK CONFIRMED DRAW
>>2089387
>not having 2 separate TVs DVRing the show.
Run upstairs and tell mom to stop being cheap.
>>2089445
He's not your real dad
God american alpha is a great stable name but damn are they boring.
>>2089432
Only bitter angry virgins dislike big dog, this can't be argued
I love Heel Usos
It was a Revival for them
>>2089455
revival pls go
>>2089445
tell him the next president is a wwe hall of famer
How will Rawtismos ever recover?
>>2089445
He's not wrong, but it doesn't excuse him being a dick about it. Is it too hard for him to understand that people have guilty pleasures?
>>2089463
lul
If Bliss drops the belt I am going to kill myself
is that Rhyno or Nia Jax?
>>2089450
He's 5'10, a midget by wrestling standards.
But let's be honest, the average height is getting shorter and shorter by every new era.
>>2089460
The fuck you talking about, AA are great.
>>2089459
Yes I am you fucking nerd
>>2089465
what's funny is he's incredibly liberal and hates trump
Based Wyatt family just standing around and looking intimidating
>>2089459
He's your mom's boyfriend
>>2089445
>not cutting a heel promo on your dad
>>2089445
tell him to hit the showers
>>2089441
How do you know? Did I miss someone say something about it?
>>2089466
RAM last night was very good
>>2089469
She just got plates there's no way she's dropping it tonight or soon
what the fuck
>>2089472
>CAWS are great
Heath Botch
>>2089479
JBL confirmed
these tag rules are fucking stupid
so is slater over still
Dat botch
time for heel Rhyno
>>2089480
Was that a worked botch or just a really good save?
>>2089480
0/10
The Usos really need to decide if they're Bloods or Crips. You can't play both sides in the streets.
He might be injured.
>Smackdown "Superstars" cant even do a simple jump off the top turnbuckle
sad!
>>2089472
They have 0 charisma i dont even think they would be good as heels.
I like how the wyatts don't give a fuck. Also that fucking botch
>>2089488
They really are. they did the same thing on raw
>>2089485
>this gay meme again
New thread retards
>>2089490
I don't understand it, it looked like he purposefully slipped to me
I mean, if he was supposed to land that move, then when would he get eliminated?
HE FOOKIN SLIPPED
>>2089493
a botch that accomplished the same result
he was supposed to miss and get superkicked and just did it in an ugly way
What the fuck kinda scary name is the Bye Bye Man?
>>2089507
Holy shit..he might be Durant's son
> Fast food ad
> Followed by diabiates ad
You can't make this up.
>>2089511
Something really stupid-sounding apparently.
>>2089391
not an accident senpai. they do it now like how they do golden truth and breezango where they incorporate both their songs. theyve been doing it since they won the belts
>>2089462
Yes, they've contributed a lot to the quality of every show and are on an amazing run currently within the world of wrestling itself.
>>2089499
They're Team Angle 2.0
>>2089498
>Being this worked