Raw game thread #3
Anime edition
Anime is shit
>>2086151
So is Raw so it makes sense
I want to hug Bayley
RBL WE OUT HERE
>>2086133
Bailey is an uggo and she is boring. Charlotte is A#1 Queen of NY
WE WANT SASHA *CLAP CLAP*
WE WANT SASHA *CLAP CLAP*
WE WANT SASHA *CLAP CLAP*
WE WANT SASHA *CLAP CLAP*
Jesus christ is this crowd autistic or just raw in general??
>charlotte speaking
jesus
you have been visited by Chad Tom of A+ shows
shoot promos and A-Listings will be yours but only if you respond to this post with "Shut up Tom"
why does womens wrestling exist
nitro GOAT had almost 0 womens wrestling, no one gives a fuck
Let's get this thread stickied!
Bayley cannot talk.
>Dana Brooke
Yuck.
I love Dana's massive titties
I was hoping Lil' Naitch would run out.
DANA YES
MUH DIK
>trapping dana's gigantic tits under a ref uniform
what the FUCK
>tfw no Dana to sucker into thinking she's gonna be in control only to flip it and dominate her
Why live?
>DANA IS BACK
THANK YOU BASED VINCE FOR LISTENING!!
>>2086158
Who from the /6ix/ here?
WWE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC OFF
NO LITTLE NAITCH? WHAT THE FUCK RAW? YOU FUCKING SUCK
dana got no pop at all
I'm sad. those tits deserve more
DANA TITS
DANA TITS
DANA TITS
DANA TITS
DANA TITS
What the fuck is happening
This is bad, even by the regular RAM standard
The crowd is actually indifferent
Dana is the definition of butterface
>anime edition
how fucking beta
IS EMMA HERE
Is Dana's ass as fake as her tits?
>>2086163
SHUT UP TOM!
>>2086194
Bayley is, Dana's face is passable.
I pop for dana.
>>2086194
This
>>2086158
Crowd dead becuse Chicago isnt interested in wimminz matches
>>2086166
Lose weight
Fuck yeah
that gut keeps on growing
>>2086202
they are both butterfaces
where's EMMAlina?
>tfw RAW is the #1 show because it's 3 hours long and has a main event match after every hour like a PPV
kek how can Smackdown even compete with their 2 hour shitshow and 0 main events?
>>2086197
Cardcaptor Sakura is fucking GOAT what are you talking about?
>>2086206
crowd is dead because Steph put them in their place early
>>2086213
Taking care of Ryder since he's out for like 9 months
How bad is Bayley on the mic, honestly if i hadnt watched for years and saw her i would think she was part of a make a wish segment.
>Charlotte will never look at you like that
Why live?
>>2086163
Shut up Tom
I want to suck on Dana's tits
>>2086218
I don't speak virgin
>>2086218
>>2086218
have sex pinhead
>>2086219
>Being passive aggressive and pissy when someone tells you to be quiet or chill out
Most beta and immature thing you can do
>>2086217
>tfw trying to say raw is better than smackdown.
have fun with your fat ass champ and roman
Would you rather be smothered by Dana's tits or Baley's ass?
>Dana bumped
>new ref
>it's black ref
So much for it being fair
>Not a DQ
>>2086197
>he doesn't like Jojo, DBZ, or Yu Yu Hakusho
>>2086218
>we meet again
>>2086239
Ass always but that was a hard choice
>>2086230
>>2086234
>>2086235
Absolute shit opinions. You gave Sakura cancer =_=
>>2086217
By actually building up a shit ton of interesting matches and storylines to culminate at end of year episode. Meanwhile RAW expects us to enjoy rematches.
>>2086217
>SEETHING
>>2086239
neither
I wish dana had a purpose other than being charlotte's cocksleeve
>>2086248
>>2086248
kanyon urself senpai
>that ref bump
>>2086245
>Watching Filthy Frank
18+
>>2086255
Naked cocksleeve?
>>2086240
it's for diversity you racist misogynist xenophobic homophobic arachnophobic piece of shit
Been watching handegg, what part of this shit show have I missed
What a fucking mess
>>2086248
good
What an incredible segment. It really propelled the story forward. This is as shit as the smackdown women's shit. Just put all the women on smackdown
Jesus fuck Dana's tits
>>2086217
keep deluding yourself rawtist.
>>2086260
>knowing who that geek is
beggin ya
Bayley's finisher is absolute shit
can't even throw her overhead because women are terrible and would break their necks.
No height, no impact, no showmanship
>WWE creative
Next week bayley vs flair wooooo
>>2086244
>>2086248
You have never seen a vagina irl
Belly is gonna cry
To all those Anime haters I'm sending out Tenshinhan to kick all of your asses and kill you with his neo Kikoho
Is Braun's gimmick special needs
I love the idea of Braun just randomly beating people up in the back at the start of all of his segments
Kinda like Foley's roaming office back in the day
>>2086260
>still mad over that video?
>>2086267
What's wrong with one show having the women's division and the other having the cruiserweight.
>WWE fans defend the fact that champions can win by cheating blatantly
Why don't people take this company seriously again?
>>2086277
>projecting
>>2086272
She needs to do Steiner's Two-Step
That's the only belly to belly worthy of being a finisher
>>2086283
>>2086271
What are you going to do about it? Steal more pictures of Santino?
>>2086279
but can he cut a promo
>>2086283
>>2086272
Lose weight.
Bayley can't cut a promo to save her life
based elf
Holy shit that attire is based
>>2086293
he can tune a piano
Neville's new gimmick is that somebody left Braun in the dryer too long and he shrunk
BEST ENTRANCE INCOMING
>>2086283
lolrawfag
Wait, didn't smackdown won the right to CWC or something like that in the Survivor Series?
Neville is actually good now
MNALET ATTACK MANLETS
You can't tell me that you wouldn't want to fuck Videl and Chi Chi
>>2086283
SEETHING
>>2086283
why, rawtist? Have we struck a nerve? Feeling a little bothered are you?
>>2086278
Kek
edgy
>>2086309
bulma and android 18 are way better
>>2086309
>s-s-suck on her tongue
will Kendrick be on???
>>2086293
>Better promo than eternal jobbers Yamcha and Krillin
>>2086309
Chi-Chi yes, Videl no.
>>2086295
Bayley should gain weight, then her finisher would actually make sense. A fat bitch getting you in a bear hug, lifting you off the ground and then flopping on top of you could actually do damage. Bayley picking someone up and then gently putting them down is garbage.
>>2086309
Maybe before Videl got her butch haircut
Jesus Christ, I hate the fact that WWE sees the need to have a heel announcer. I hate the pointless drama/soap operas between the announcers. Who the fuck tunes into a wrestling program to listen to 3 idiots bicker amongst each other?
hows is everyone watching the stream, im watching the woo stream
>>2086323
It honestly only worked with King and JR desu
>Theodore Jobber Perkins
Game on!
What the fuck
Do they swap out Saxton every time just to give Aries those 5 minutes?
DAB
SAY IT WITH ME
PERKINS = SHIT
Ok so apparently from the last thread smackdown is better than raw... I haven't watched weekly in months, and I've really ignored the ppv's. I'm pretty drunk and could care less about the smackdown vs. raw shit but is there any actual quality programming since the brand split? I could care less about raw vs smackdown shit. Should i get back into this crap for my spare time?
>tfw King of Meme Style stuck Aries behind a desk
Shoulda dropped a third nuke
>>2086325
well im taking another piss break
>>2086327
I'm watching on fully paid for cable television.
BASED CORY WORKING THE /v/IRGINS
Who /dab/ here
/vr/ vs /co/
Someone should call tj a two bit wrestler with an 8 bit entrance.
>>2086338
This
KEKK
>>2086335
agreed
Shitsuke is sloppy shit
DAB
>>2086335
Aries hasn't had a single good match since he came to WWE
>>2086316
sauce?
>inb4 Kendrick
>>2086337
> Owning cable
DAB ON EM
>all this weeaboo and nip wrestling trash ITT
whats the gimmick of this t j p lad
>ACTUAL CHANTS DURING A CW MATCH
Neville draws
>>2086328
You're absolutely right. JR was God-tier and the chemistry he had with a non-heel King was awesome. Cole sucks so much.
>the crowd making noise for a cruiserweight match
I hope Neville gets paid extra
>>2086347
He's been wrestling shitters like Tye Dillinger the whole time
>>2086354
/v/
>>2086354
Apparently he likes video games. You wouldn't know based on how WWE just shoves it in our faces, eh?
That black attire looks so good on him
>>2086309
>I'm a mean one, punk bitch.
>You really are a queer.
>You're have cummies in your tummy,
>You're as faggy as a faggot.
>Punk bitch.
>You're a dumb nigger
>With a greasy black skin.
>You're a faggot ass, punk bitch
>Your ass is full as an overflowing cup.
>Your brain is full of dicks,
>You've got jizz in your toes
>Punk bitch
>You're a gay one, punk bitch.
>You're a nasty, wasty none heterosuxual male.
>Your heart is full of unwashed gooks
>Your breakfast bowl is full of nut punk bitch.
>The three words that best describe you,
>Are, and I quote: "Gay. Nigger. Faggot."
>You nauseate me, punk bitch
>With a noxious super nos
>You're a fucking homo and,
>You drive crooked cocks into you
>Punk bitch!
>You're a three layered burrito
>And shit sandwich,
>With seman sauce!
>>2086354
he dabs through the cruiserweight divison like they're nothing but low level enemies
no cheat codes needed
Annnnnnd the crowd is dead again
I wish Neville and the other Cruiserweights were allowed to have good matches like they did in the CWC
>>2086362
would smash
no homo
>>2086366
it's easy when the difficulty is set to manlet
>TJ SUCKS
Based Chicago
>tjp is the manlet reigns
>>2086334
So this crap is really this bad? Can I expect anything better? Because this cruiserweight match is garbage
>LET'S GO TJ TJ SUCKS
lmao it's already over
Which of the cruiserweights besides Neville is not a latent homosexual?
He just pulled TJ's whole ass out
>>2086371
hi corbin
So much for the monster heel angle
>CM Punk chants
NEVILLE SUCKS IF HE HAS TO USE TIGHTS TO CHEAT TO WIN, HAHA WHAT A LOSER!!!!
>>2086376
Noam Darr
>>2086363
Chi Chi looks terrible with a bun
>TFW she looked an old balding Chinese lady in GT
>>2086376
THE Brian Kendrick
Neville look and sound like an elf
Based Neville actually gettting the crowd into it.
>RAW needs more Gran Metalik
Fuck rich swann and perkins,
even the british redhead is superior
>>2086373
*manlet cena, except he loses
NEVILLE SHOOTING
hate these in ringside interviews whose idea?
steph? dunn? vince
WHAT
based tjp working the fat smarks into a seething shoot
based neville destroying the filthy ameripigs
>Neville on the mic
>>2086384
it's ok, GT isn't canon anymore
Carly <3
>>2086381
>Being this deaf
I want Charly to whip out her dong
dam that tranny is hot
SMACK WINS AGAIN
TJP needs to sell fatigue better
>King of the midgets
NEVILLE I ALWAYS APPRECIATEED YOU
;_;
Neville clearly used cheat codes to win. We need to reset this match at Level 1.
Controllers. Joystick. Console. Left Right Left Right B A Start. Video game buzzwords.
>>2086387
Nice to see you back, Santino
>>2086398
It was never canon dummy
>>2086396
Yeah, Perkins has worked me real good. He's made me believe he actually thinks he's a wrestler.
>bring neville back as a monster heel for the midgets
>1 (one) match on RAM and he's having to use cheap tactics on fucking TJP of all people
IT ONLY TAKES 1 (ONE)
SEGMENT FOR RAW TO RUIN A STORYLINE.
THE TRUE KING ...of the cruiserweights
BASED BIG DAWG FINNA BURY THAT FAT MANLET
mahal should be teaming with sami or daivari II tbH
Neville is pretty damn ugly, honestly.
>>2086415
Hi Santino!
>>2086413
wasn't TJP supposed to be the best? beating him is supposed to prove Neville is a force to be reckoned with
Who is the Big Mac of WWE?
Corey plz
Enzo BTFO
>>2086133
CCS Sequel hype?
>>2086413
I feel like somebody had a change of plans, because TJP has been taking the pins for most of these matches. He should have a lower power level than Rich, neville, and Kendrick
>RAM is so creatively bankrupt they're reusing NXT angles
>>2086422
Kevin Owens
>>2086422
>>2086421
The champion is the best, and the champion is a dancing faggot.
>>2086428
>watching MemeXT
>>2086415
Just like at roadblock
>>2086421
He's supposed to be but he's a fucking flop so nobody gives a shit about him
>>2086430
the good old days
Just got here what have i missed
>>2086433
Trying to meme your way out of your crushing defeat won't help, Santino
>>2086432
>getting RAMmed on a weekly basis
>not NXT/Smackdown master race
so neville's thing is quite literally "king of the manlets"?
>>2086434
The Big Dog was finna bout to beat that neckbeard pig which is why Chris had to intefere. Get ya facts straight dweeb
>>2086422
>>2086439
kill yourself smackdownie
I want every single heel announcer to go away forever. I'm sick of the pointless drama between the announcers. I want the old JR and King back so I can actually be into matches instead of listening to Cole drone on about literally anything but the action inside the ring.
>>2086441
But could The Big Dog beat Santino?
>>2086443
>He's a Rawtist
>>2086445
shut the fuck up
Did they?
>>2086441
Based Santino
They need to let the Cruiserwieghts fight other wrestlers. Keeping them in a box is going to hurt them and cuts down story time. Also if Enzo is ever going to do anything but get his ass kicked before tagging in Cass it should be throwing in with the them.
As someone who hasn't watched in months, i have to say... This is absolutely garbage. This is total shit, i haven't actually given raw or smackdown the time of day since the brand split. I had the night off and got home from the bar with time to kill, this is total garbage... How this still sells tickets live is beyond me. Hopefully smackdown and nxt have some decent storylines because the raw writing is 100% flawed
>Rusev almost literally murders Enzo
>Enzo ends up in a wheelchair
>Corey Graves: *Conservative baby boomer rant*
RAW creative team, please fuck off.
>>2086455
shut the fuck up
Is Vince satan?
>"A Show"
>Shilling Smackdown matches
PACK IT UP BOYS
>>2086456
>getting worked hard by based Corey
Enzo and Cass are the only reason I watch this shit
Enzo deserved it desu
>tfw theres still 2 hours left
I HOPE YOU GET GEORGE MICHAEL'D ENZO
Whoever is writing this storyline needs to be fired
>>2086457
K I'm not a fan of either show, I haven't watched in months, this is absolutely garbage story telling
>>2086466
vince
Enzo should unlearn English and stop talking forever
Hey anons
Who remember the last time Enzo was in Chicago?
Fire all three Raw announcers and put Matt Striker on the table alone
>be a manwhore
>try to bang other guy's wives
>get beat up
>I'M DA VICTIM!
>raw
>Enzo rambling again
Bury this fucking midget already
remember when everybody sucked enzo and cass's cock on NXT.
they are still shit.
Pretty quiet for an Enzo promo.
What the hell is this RAWtists?
>that dude in the crowd that just shrugs it off
I can't stand these greasy guidos.
You'd have to be an autistic 10 year old to find them entertaining.
>>2086449
I speak my mind, brother.
what the fuck is this shit even
Then you wonder why hogan left us
>tfw you'll never have Big Based Cass Empire Elbow your asshole
>>2086473
Cuckolding is the thinking mans fetish though. Enzo literally did nothing wrong.
>>2086464
Fuck off cuck
Cass always looks like he's about to cry
This is not the worst Enzo and Cass promo yet, because I will forever remember that segment when Enzo give birth in ring
But it's still pretty bad
>>2086483
But enzo and cass arent black.
>Enzo abore
>Memezo and Big Ass promos
What is this shit? What the fuck happened to wrestling
Cass sounds so unreal
>>2086485
I didn't know Santino was such a cuck
ITS THE JIHAD
>>2086485
he should have accepted he's a manlet
those legs of lana holy fucking YUM
Holy shit Jinder is ripped!
>>2086485
wow cuckter is taking his new gimmick seriously
BASED RURU
YA CAN LITERALLY HEAR A NEEDLE DROP
CROWD IS DEAD
>>2086489
But they act like niggers
Lana looking extra slimeable tonight
RUSEV BTFFFOO
holy shit jinder is jacked
Good spot
>Jinder can't beat a guy in a wheelchair
>thinks he can hang with Rusev
Enzo and Cass should use the old Jesse and Festus gimmick
Jinder is fucking jacked, holy goddamn
Give that man a real heel run
>>2086500
Now his career is RIP
Big Cass is the next Kevin Nash
jesus jinder is fuckin diesel
what a dead crowd
I want to lick Jinder's biceps
>>2086512
This.
fuck wwe creative. fuck vince
>>2086519
Quiet down ya vertically challenged doofus
>>2086516
Needs more CM Punk chants. Or perhaps Michael Cole needs to remble a dozen more times about HISTORY
>>2086514
stop projecting your homosex fantasies cuckter
>that girl sending her nudes on a sky commercial
the state of this world
>>2086514
Big cass is to kevin nash as goldberd is to hbk... Cass literally has zero charisma
>>2086309
The state of neckbeards
>>2086514
lol
>>2086521
There is only one Kevin Nash, and that is Big Dick Diesel.
He's only jacked because he's not really wrestling. If he becomes a regular and goes on the road hell lose his body.
>>2086514
>>2086533
ya wish ya looked like him ya fatass
Are the Shining Stars /ourguys/?
Shining starts are a bunch of talentless spics
BASED BO
>shining stars
holy shit this ram is terrible
>>2086521
Calm down, Santino.
I actually angry with myself for watching a show with a timeshare salesman gimmick
>>2086539
they are based
>based jinder following the zach ryder bulk up get push plan.
good on jinder
What happened to Bo-Lieve in Bo?
>>2086537
>Please Sign ZSJ Part Two
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Why the fuck do they still have Christmas trees?
Bo is still relevant? Why haven't they just made him part of the wyatt family?
Based /ourguys/ Bo and Puerto Ricans
BASED BIGGEST DOG
>>2086510
Rusev has been a glorified jobber for a long time
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BASED BRAUN SAVING US FROM THESE TALENTLESS JOBBERS
>match nobody would care about
Thank you Braun
>>2086547
They like the fatter brother
That was better than Roman's spear
>>2086549
ZSJ is the WORST fag out there. Dont even fucking argue. m8
>>2086553
he has to "pay his dues" by doing a shitty gimmick long after it is funny or relevant
>POP for Braun
Crazy shit.
Weird crowd.
>Thank ya Strowman
BASED
>THANK YOU STROWMAN
>>2086540
You have a lot in common with them then
>>2086323
I tune in on tuesdays to listen to four announcers bicker.
Strowman is giving me ~1999-2001 Kane vibes right now
>Stroooooowman
Based Bigger Dog
our boy is getting over
strowman getting over tho
>>2086514
>not talented
>not a draw
>but he's ugly, and not sexy
2/3 ain't bad.
>>2086573
You think Strowman used to be a dentist?
This fucking crowd
>>2086573
Its almost like they are rehashing his raw invasion gimmick or something
Stroman getting more over than the rest of the raw roster.
>>2086563
I know
But they're creating a second tournament just to try and get him to sign again
>>2086580
his patients got novoKANE
'the Bye Bye man'
the fucking state of horror movies
Who the fuck was the guy with the ponytail?
>i want to be a whore for my boyfriend
>we dont want our son being able to see porn like us
What even is this ad?
Can we get this thread stickied?
>>2086564
All joking aside, wouldn't it make sense to properly book someone? Wouldn't booking real brothers with a younger brother joining the cult make sense??? Wouldn't building a cult like stable around bray be the best heel option?
>>2086588
Im 6' 6" and 225 ya jealous SEETHING midget
>>2086595
shut the fuck up
>>2086597
LANKLET
>>2086586
Crazy thought: wrestling fans like those who actually look like wrestlers instead of le crazy high-flying indie manlets.
>>2086596
they probably won't push the cult stable thing unless another stable is around to counter them for endless tag team matches between them.
>>2086597
This nigger
>>2086597
>>2086563
Based Technical Wizard Working The Smarks
>went through 5 superstars to get ready for rollins
corey, one of those was backlund, come on
>>2086597
Sure you are. Just like you're totally in WWE developmental, Santino.
Is Braun doing what they wished Ryback was? Is Braun what they wish Brock would be? Is Braun just rehashing Goldberg's gimmick now that they have his blessing?
>>2086597
>With my wrestling boots on
>>2086597
your overweight and close to obese m8
>>2086604
That's not entirely true
There's a plethora of huge guys that couldn't get over
BASED STROWMAN ENDING THE MANLET REIGN
>>2086624
and most of the time the bmi scale is accurate
Seth is like Prince of Persia
>>2086628
It's LONG since been discarded by any physician with head not up ass.
>>2086605
Fuck me... Just push the heel with a dark power! I mean shit they could have bray run both shows through a multibrand stable which would allow interbrand matches and have some changup to the daily garbage........
>Sami
please no
Place your bets here: I've got $20 on Jericho turning on Kevin Owens tonight
>BTFOS QT CHICK TO HANG OUT WITH GUY
>KO IS GAY
>>2086678
Dean will come help or somethin
>>2086370
Would let smash me.
All the fucking homo.
>>2086419
Get out.