Monday night raw game thread #1
Simpsons edition
>>2085185
More like Monday Night No-Draws
>>2085186
BTFO
>It's a Braun episode
Fuck yes
>>2085186
>YFW TJP draws all the dimes
Raw has managed to make me care about the cruiserweight division.
>>2085186
That's the entire roster tho.
>>2085186
>0-31 in the ratings
Opinions on the Smarkbusters?
>>2085185
The shows like three hours away Wtf
>>2085185
more like MUNDANE NO DRAWS
MONDAY NIGHT SLOG
>>2085186
JUST
>>2085204
Do it. Post the purple SDL image. FUCKING DO IT.
Who else /mountaintimezone/
>TFW Raw starts at 6:00 and ends at 9:00
Max comfy
>>2085194
Wrong. It's a Roman "No-Draw" Reigns episode
>>2085283
/flagstaff/ arizona here
truly the best timezone
>>2085283
how is that better than the east coast?
>>2085199
Is that an action figure or actually Neville.
>RAM
>>2085292
Are you retarded or just pretending to be retarded?
>>2085292
It's the real muscle elf himself
is the big dog advertised for anything? don't really want to watch tonight, I'm busy
>>2085301
Why would they advertise an anti-draw?
>>2085305
pls stop
>>2085305
>>>/wooo/
>>2085331
I'm sure you'll provide numbers that prove Roman is a draw.
Oh wait, you actually won't. Because you can't. Because he isn't.
>>2085292
It's Pac
So give it to me straight.
Has Smack down won already?
>>2085340
Thanks for proving my point. Now have sex.
>>2085337
Like 2 Pac or the carter?
>>2085342
>he does it for free
>cause he hates the Big D
>>2085204
>>2085349
Kek
>>2085353
Minor adjustment
Ugh! This thread is awful!
I think we won again lads!
Everything red
>tfw to intelligent too enjoy RAM
>>2085286
Northern Arizona is best Arizona. Not as many Spics, tourists, and uni normie there.
Southeast BC for me mountain brother!
>>2085378
Best Arizona is the part furthest away from that shithole Colorado
>YFW Stephanie and Mick start the show saying how great and progressive Raw was this year and 2017 will be even better
>YFW KO comes out to stutter and deadpan his lines
>YFW when Seth's music hits and Stephanie makes the main event Seth vs KO or Jericho again
My Roman a king
>a king
My Roman a star
>a star
My Roman makes redditor smarks SEETH with rage
>SEETHE with rage
>>2085379
Colorado bro here, just stay away from Boulder and Denver, that's where all the Callie douchehats go because DUDE WEED AND SKIING LMAO
>>2085283
>tfw west coast
>tfw satellite
>tfw get east coast feed so I watch RAM at 5 til 8pm
Post YFW Alexa comes out with an outfit like this on Tuesday
>>2085398
Please God....
>>2085228
Lol who cares about those jabroni manchildren?
>>2085402
have sex
>>2085404
Wake your mother and ask nicely.
>>2085403
>I'm a mean one, punk bitch.
>You really are a queer.
>You're have cummies in your tummy,
>You're as faggy as a faggot.
>Punk bitch.
>You're a dumb nigger
>With a greasy black skin.
>You're a faggot ass, punk bitch
>Your ass is full as an overflowing cup.
>Your brain is full of dicks,
>You've got jizz in your toes
>Punk bitch
>You're a gay one, punk bitch.
>You're a nasty, wasty none heterosuxual male.
>Your heart is full of unwashed gooks
>Your breakfast bowl is full of nut punk bitch.
>The three words that best describe you,
>Are, and I quote: "Gay. Nigger. Faggot."
>You nauseate me, punk bitch
>With a noxious super nos
>You're a fucking homo and,
>You drive crooked cocks into you
>Punk bitch!
>You're a three layered burrito
>And shit sandwich,
>With seman sauce!
>>2085387
>>2085404
Kys you stinky paki wewtist redditor Dean ambrose Seth rollins fanboy
Quit falseflagging
>>2085410
worked by deanchad
>>2085413
Wow she let you move into your stepdad's old room?
Luckyyyyy
Is this what happens when Sasha has to suck HHH's dick for that push?
>>2085374
Wow I saw feels guy on memebase, did he get his start there?
What about that green frog so famous here, didn't Katy Perry make him famous?
Tell me, why are you gonna watch RAM?
>>2085423
You best be trolling nigger
>>2085426
Gotham is off the air till January
>it's a Braun Stroman episode
Fuck
>>2085426
I have literally nothing else to do, and I like to shitpost about it with you guys
Based Braun
Raw wins already
Smackdown already won
>Mick Foley's acting abilities
>>2085426
Because I hate myself
>>2085426
Big Manlet Killer Braun
>>2085436
YES*
FTFY
Big Moves Braun is the real Big Dog
>>2085437
/asp/ is only good for live shitposting twobehonest
BASED REIGNS FINNA BURY STROWMAN
>People still watch a tv show for children
>Perkins dabs in the intro
Fuck this show
>>2085185
Did anyone else completely forget that it's Monday?
>Braun's Power level-35,000,000
Kevin Owens'-12
>inb4 CM Punk chants
Tell me you guys got a shot of that Owens sign
>Stephanie
>starting with Steph
SMACK WINS AGA--
>that bounce
NEVERMIND. WEBM, PLEASE
>>2085378
I live in Flagstaff but go to ASU
ffffuck tempe im just two intelligent for nau
dead crowd
Braun is a CUTE !
when did raw change to this gay opening song?
You guys see that Kevin Owens sign?
I would fuck the brains out of Stephanie McMahon oh my god.
>>2085447
>tumblr pic
get out normie
>>2085452
Dunn obviously did
What will be the February ppv be?
>Starting with Steph
Jesus Christ this is gonna be bad as fuck
>Stephanie
Literally who cares
>>2085451
lel right away
steph gonna BTFO the chicago crwd in 3...2...
>>2085446
>not based cuckter getting buried by the english language.
>>2085451
Wizard
>>2085454
describe in detail anon!
>that bounce
>them leggings
Christ
CM KEK BTFO
Based McMilf working the Chicago crowd
CM PUNK BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BASED FUCKING STEPH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
CM KEK BURIED!
PUNK MARKS BTFO
AHAHAHAHAW
PUNK BTFO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HOLY SHIT
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
KEK STEPH BURYING PUNK ALREADY
>Happy Hannukah
SD wins again
PUNK BTFO'D
PUNK BTFO
B T F O
T
F
O
BASED STEPH
CM Punk BTFO
PUNK BTFOOOOOOOOO
CM PUNK
AHHHHHHH, PUNK BTFO
PUNK DESTROYED 2.0
Damn, Confident steph is hot. Muh dick. I wonder how her beef game is
STEPH IS /OUR GIRL/
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH BASED STEPH BTFO PUNKETTIS
>THE MAN
Based Seth saving this segment
CM FAG BTFO
PUNK BTFO
Hanukkah...elle essaie de lecher les kikes...
CM PHIL BTFO
CM PHIL BTFO
CM PHIL BTFO
Oh shit she actually acknowledged the faggot's existence
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
KEK MAN PUNK
BTFO
T
F
O
oh shit
damn Steph, shots fucking fired.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>cm cuck
>verbally raped
>pick two
LUL
COMPLAINING MACHINE PHIL BTFO
>>2085468
1 SECOND LONGER..... FUCKING PUNK BTFOd to eternity and beyond.
>NXT JAMMIES.
fkng kekkd
That might be the best thing to have come out of her moth
HAHAHAHA
PUNK BURIED
U
N
K
B
U
R
I
E
D
THE FIRST TIME HE'S MENTIONED IN MONTHS IS TO ABSOLUTELY KEK HIM HOLY SHIT
Punk BTFO! Probably crying to AJ and tweeting right now!
Wait what did she say?!
>>2085505
Crowd chanted CM Punk and Steph said that if they kept the chant up for another 2 minutes and 15 seconds, they'd last longer than Punk did.
only a McMahon could shut up the Punk marks. fuckin nice.
>>2085505
Crowd chanted for Punk.
Stephanie BTFO Punk by saying the crowd will stay quiet longer that he did in his fight.
>nxt jammies
My fucking sides, punk BTFO now Trips
based steph BTFO cm cuck
>More ball humour
It worked for Roman right?
argentina represent
watching some comfy RAW with a glass of piña colada, while back in my hometown for the holidays.
hope you are all comfy too my bros
>>2085505
crowd chanted cm punk(Chicago, ofc)
Steph said, "Keep this up for 2 minutes and 15 seconds, and you'll last longer than he did"
Pas de putes Arabes sur le roster...
>BTFO by Steph
>>2085505
"If you keep those chants up for another 2 minutes and 15 seconds, you'll manage to last one second longer than Punk did."
Missed it. What did steph say about punk?
>>2085505
fans started to chant cm punk and she said keep it up for 2 min 15 seconds and you'll last longer than cm punk did referring to his ufc fight
LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEES
WHAT DO YA SEEEEEEE?
>>2085516
SAVAGE AS FUCK!!!
steph is looking haggard
wtf
she was looking hot just 3 months ago
Seth is terrible promo
Why do they give him these awful scripts too
>>2085522
>Argentine
>White
>>2085522
Small enough tv there ya poor dwarf
>>2085533
They give EVERYONE awful scripts.
Is Seth the worst of all time on the mic? He's worse than Roman by a long shot
>>2085529
my first lost in UFC
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D
Based Big Dog!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boooooooooooooooooooo
>>2085533
>good scripts
>wwe
pick one
BASED BIG DOG
A
S
E
D
Tout le monde qui m'ignore...
>>2085516
>Still boo the big dawg
Why is this a thing when half the roster is more shit than him?
>BRAUN STROWMA-
The fans are all saying
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
The only way Roman gets cheered is if he points out that it's Braun StROMAN and reveals that they're actually working together
We need Big John to save us otherwise SD will have another win
My kayfabe height is 9'11"
My shoot height is 6'5"
YUUUUUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG HOLY SHIT
BASED BIG DOG
will cm punk ever recover?
>>2085529
a man who lost in 2:14
HOW ABSOLUTELY MAD DO YOU THINK PUNK IS RIGHT NOW
PLEASE DONT TALK
>please dont talk
pls be nice to roman
>>2085549
Because half the roster is better than him.
>>2085522
pretty comfy here too.... comfy dubs never lie
>>2085522
que mierda con jerry soto
Roman getting BTFO by the based crowd
I miss Chicago
>last night
gj Roman
>last night
>>2085529
The guy who cries for everything
last night,,,rip roman you fucking suck
holy shit the fucking crowd
the big dog was in the main event at mw and cuck didn't
>>2085555
>these fucking quints for the Big Dog
BASED
THE WAY WE USED TO PEACH PEOPLE PESSENS!!
BASED ROMAN WORKING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CROWD
Botchamania
>Last night
>used to peach people lessons
>It's a shieldetty promo
Big Dog BTFO
He has no idea how to handle the crowd.
Seth's voice is fucked
> PEACH HIM A LESSON
what did seth mean by this?
Based Steph BTFO shield
Why do these two want to avenge Titus and Sin Cara of all people
p-peach people
I cringed hard
>>2085555
BASED QUADS FOR THE BIG DAWG BASED
>please don't talk
>l-l-last night
>Hunter hears Steph scream like that every night
>>2085522
Igualmente. Saludos desde la Patagonia.
A FUCKING PEACH
>Steph trying to get tag teamed
LITERALLY NO ONE CAN CUT A PROMO JESUS
>let's do it!
>ok not with me
What did Steph mean by this
>tfw Deano will never go back to being the star of the Shield
>we used to peach teach a lesson
state of Jasethy exposing himself as a worse promo than Roman
kek
>>2085573
>Roman fans can't count
>>2085571
18+
>>2085538
He was great on the mic as a heel
All he can do as a face is pander and make crotch and ball and dick jokes
>>2085536
i'm literally in a 5000 people rural town, most of the people around me don't even have cable
>should we bring the most over guy from the shield back
no fuck off
steph blatantly forcing this horseshit
Jasethy needs to go back to NXT and learn how to cut a promo.
Wheres that picture of what Steph wearing tonight? Anons singing praises up top! I want to see!
>SETH SPENT OVER A YEAR AS CHICKEN SHIT HEEL
>BURIED FINN BY LAUGHING AT DEMON KANG
>NOW ASKING FOR STROWMAN
???
>That shot of Stephs fist
Kek
>Raw needs Smackdown to get over
kek
Jesus this promo....
>yes chants
For fuck's sake
kind of sad how "they" are making Ramen piggy-back on Seth's pops
fucking Steeph
>Stephanie's voice
Jesus christ she has to be a freak in bed
>last night
>peach people lessons
jesus christ
Smackdown is much more natural than Raw. This all seems so forced
state of this fucking company
steph sounds drunk
i'd fuck steph t b h
>>2085556
only if he beats connor mcgreggor
>>2085617
this
>>2085618
She must be to deliver such stupid promo.
>>2085616
>the state or RAWMARKS
Imagine how much more fun Raw would be if wrestlers could write their own pronos
>>2085619
you act like nobody else would
Steph forget how to talk on the mic. never thought id be glad for the adverts.
>the city-state of raw
>raw right now is actually pretty good
This is crazy.
Can't they keep it up for 2 and a half more hours?
WHAT THE FUCK
That fucking pop
>>2085616
I want to be peached a lesson
>3 nigs come out and Chicago erupts
Well what a surprise. All blacks are over tonight
>When the most charismatic person in the ring isn't a wrestler
JUST
Who /PeachPeople/ here?
>the fat kid gets a cereal shower
RAM is trying so fucking hard to beat Smackdown. Hard to watch.
What ever happened to the power level guy on this board?
>state of those faggot smarks drinkin the niggas cum with their tongues out and heads up
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
>>2085624
then the show would turn into a 3 hour Enzo promo, no thank you
>Big E still hasn't turned on Woods and Kofi
/PeoplePeople/ reporting in show yourselves
Why does Stephanie always emasculate the wrestlers. I hope Triple H , Steph and her three daughters die in a brutal car crash
I have to admit that RAW does at least one thing right, they don't even try to be the A show, they fuck their shit up so much since the first second, that we all know that smackdown will win the next day
>>2085638
kill yourself smackdownie
>>2085636
>>2085636
you must be a last night sorta man
I WANT BOOTY-OS
>>2085624
Imagine how far you would have gotten in life if (you) could actually write.
so this... is the power... of monday night rawetty...
>>2085648
>he's a rawtist
>>2085646
Edgy.
>>2085648
aren't RAW and Smackdown both part of the same company? who the fuck cares which one is better
>>2085629
Nigcago
>>2085653
Im in NXT develepmental so im defiantly doing better than ya
>>2085646
Hey, don't involve the kids in this, man - they've got nothing to do with how things go in the business.
>>2085654
B-b-BAKANA
>>2085659
Rawtist detected
>>2085659
GTFO OR PICK A SIDE
>>2085659
>>2085648
Vean amigos aca tenemos a un rawtista
>>2085635
How is Stephanie so much better at cutting promos?!
The state of Romanetty and Jasethetty
>>2085643
Soon.
>>2085659
Beggin ya
>>2085663
found the redditor
>>2085661
cuckter with this livejournal roleplaying horseshit again
Raw is better g-guys i swear
Can I finally have sex if I eat Doritos and become bold?
>>2085663
Fuck ya Hunter ya fucking no draw jabroni
>>2085659
Look, you're free to think this shit in private, but this board is all about the bantz, and there's literally no reason to be here otherwise
hey guys, what happened so far? something about new day and steph or something?
i'd rather be watching the smackdown house show at MSG than this garbage.
>niggers in Chicago
>Fellow niggers and their white allies mark out for them.
>>2085646
kek
>edgy
THEY FOUND THE SHOOTER OH SHIT
>>2085659
Reddit pls go
>muh outlaw wrestling
Nobody gives a fuck
Have New Day been dancing through the commercial break?
>>2085648
You sound troubled, rawtist. Did something that anon said touch a nerve, maybe?
>>2085660
the blacks lives on the south side, people say its a wasteland down there
>>2085661
>The state of Canada's public education
JUST
>>2085659
it's the wewtists
theyre fucking autistic and like to play pretend console wars
>>2085679
cm cuck got btfo by steph
steph pandered so fucking hard
niggers poured cereal on people
>CESAROW
>>2085678
> 'im in nxt devel'
> 'fuck off hunter'
what did he mean by this?
they really built up this shesaro story very well
Their entrance is so badly timed. Who thought this was a good idea?
TIME FOR COLONIZATION
hahaha those belts look so fucking bad
why are they not gold?
Who do you guys think wins?
#TagTeamTitles
more newday matches
>>2085694
Anon did you reply to the wrong person, senpai?
>>2085522
saludos desde las islas malvinas manco
>>2085646
I hope Roman dies by spontaneous human combustion and burns his senpai senpai too.
at least, then they could say he Blew up.
>>2085713
Roman will commit suicide by cops one day by actually opening gun fire at the RAW crowd. His obituary will read "HE FINALLY POPPED A CROWD."
The SOS looks so stupid. It's like he's DDT'ing himself.