COME HOME PUNK MAN

>>2083780
hello phil, nobody wants you back still

>>2083806
Sup Paul

Dude, the only christmas gift i wish is a CM Punk return, only him can save the shitstorm that Raw become.

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>>2083780
>returning to wwe after getting his ass beat

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>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>UFC

>>2083966
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
So? Beer is shit

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>>2083966

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>>2083966

Cuck Maggot Skunk has the best year of his life and career in 2016!

Was there anything he did not accomplish in 2016???

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>>2083982

>>2083966

>(for you!)

>>>/reddit/

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>>2083940
Look at the difference in muscle mass

You can literally see the moment he regrets his vegan diet

>>2083940
These are the sounds going through Dana's mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDddF1MUZI

If he can get one win in MMA I would mark out if he came back

>>2084167
Youre a retard