Who will be inaugural champion?

/pol/

>>2083684
That can be debated. Main wvent would probably be a /pol/ vs /b/. But who's face and who's heel?

>>2083682
Paul's gonna book himself to go over you young retards and take it. It's what he does and you KNOW he visits here.

>>2083682
moot

>>2083682
Carter.

>>2083682
Me

>>2083693
/pol/ is always face, you liberal shitbag

>>2083693
Either way, /pol/ wins after interference from /lgbt/, who surprisingly hits /b/ with a pink sledgehammer in one of the most unexpected turns in history.

>>2083705
>all because illary wanted to import millions of sand people that would have killed them
Poetry.

>>2083712
/pol/ has the most allies on 4chan, except for /his/

>>2083703
Who pissed on your cheerios?

Trump who'll be representing /pol/, /asp/, and /biz/

>/pol/ vs /b/ in main event
>/pol/ hits finisher
>goes for pin
>lights go out
>Titantron lights up, song related hits
>https://youtu.be/jgNvzc-ZdME
>surprise run-in through the crowd
>/mu/ cashes in MITB

Would mark hard

>>2083754
Fuck /mu/. They don't deserve any sort of push.

>>2083730
/his/ is the Zack Ryder of 4chan senpai

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>/pol/ vs /b/
>/b/ hits finisher but accidentally bumps into ref
>/r9k/ comes running out
>attacks /b/
>/pol/ gets up and smiles at /r9k/
>/r9k/ then proceeds to attack /pol/
>/r9k/ spends a solid minute screaming in the middle of the ring before getting escorted out by security
>spooky titantron and music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSwtDgaQDk
>out comes /x/ ready to cash in and finally go over /pol/
>lights go out
>lights come back on and pic related is in the ring, ddts /x/ and screws him out of winning
>ddts /b/ who is just getting up
>drags /pol/ on top of /b/ and runs out of the ring up the ramp
>ref regains consciousness
>1
>2
>3
>/pol/ went over again

>>2083766
Genuinely enjoying this thread, exactly the kind of fun this board was made for.

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>>2083766

>>2083772
Just popped in to let you know this is the gayest post in the gayest thread I've ever seen

ta

Doesn't matter. Eventually will go to /tv/, the only guy who draw dimes

>>2083778
Wow look at you telling someone on an autistic wrestling board that his post was gay. You really showed me, you mad pussy-slayer.

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>>2083702
Here's your title

/v/ wins with his submission finisher, the CuckHold

/pol/ is big draw but he isn't champ material, the belt should go to /sp/

We all agree that /asp/ is a straight up jobber, right? And not the good king like Johnny Knockout

>>2083801
/hm/ is the Johnny Knockout of the jobbers
>Big Sweaty Men

>>2083766
>/r9k/ spends a solid minute screaming in the middle of the ring
maximum kek

>>2083766
>next day
>Monday Night Nigger
>music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSwtDgaQDk
>/x/ comes out and demands that the mystery frogman come out and reveal himself
>music hits
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEMMMi8WsUc
>out comes the frog man
>speaks at the music is still playing and has a voice modifier
>"Oh /x/, what can you do? Standing all alone, frightened, knowing that magic has turned on you?"
>/x/ demands that the frogman remove his mask
>frogman speaks
>"Go ahead /x/, do your rituals, cast a spell, show the world how you feel. But try to keep still, try to keep calm, and understand..."
>rips off frogmask
>it's /sci/
>"That magic isn't real."

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WHAT IS /GIF/ DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

>>2083766
i always forget how good the vintner's theme is

Where does /a/ fit into this fed

>>2083814
the /a/uthority seeing as they have the most pull over Hiro since he bought out his competitor moot

/asp/ wins the royal rumble by last eliminating /sp/ with help from /pol/ and /biz/

>>2083827
>/fit/ gets injured one match later and is out for months
Shoulda hit the weights harder

>>2083830
You forgot
>/fit/ is a manlet

>>2083836
And /pol/ is back in the main event scene within two months

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>>2083837
Yup, and then gets thrown around and made a bitch by the most recognizable one, the one that made stuff of legends, the one that set a standard in his own category.

>>2083693
It can't be. /pol/ literally won a presidential election with meme magic.

Fill the blanks, /asp/! What would they do?

>/mlp/
>/po/
>/tv/
>/woo/
>/out/
>/vg/

>>2083855
>/mlp/
New Day equivalent

>>2083855
>/mlp/
comedy jobber only over with smarks
>/po/
jap jobber
>/tv/
upper midcard, he's a big guy
>/woo/
indie darling with 0 charisma
>/out/
Real Man's Man gimmick
>/vg/
TJP but with even more autism

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>>2083855
>/mlp/
They'd be the guest hosts that nobody ever wanted to see.
>/po/
/pol/'s Gilberg
>/tv/
Ryback
>/wooo/
Dixie Carter
>/out/
Bork Lesnar, reason why is /out/ is always out and usually shows up two or three times a year.
>/vg/
Basically Eugene.

>>2083782
/b/ objectively draws more dimes

Based Big Board /b/ Working the Smarks

>/v/ is in a #1 contenders match with /k/
>/k/ setting up /v/ for their finisher
>Suddenly masked goons in hoodies emerge from the crowd and hop the barrier.
>The ref calls for the bell as the goons hit the ring and beat the shit out of /k/
>/v/ stands up wearing a smug smile on their face.
>the goons unmask to reveal /vg/,/vp/ and /vr/
>"Y'see. What we got right here is the New Vidya Order of Wrestling. Brother."

/fit/ and /fa/ are the odd couple Tag Champs

/cgl/ is the women's champ

/hm/ is Fandango

/rk9/ /soc/ and /mlp/ make up the most hated announcing team since Cole, King, and JBL

>>2083801
/asp/ has to be either a commentator or an authority figure

/asp/iring wrestling booker

>>2084171
/asp/ and /sp/ are the triple H/Shaun Michael and they are always fueding

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Pic related, /soc/

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>>2083810
/sci/ vs /x/ would be one for the books

>>2083705

Not even that much of a swerve tee bee aitch pham, plenty of disaffected lgbt people disenfranchised with the whinier aspects of the modern left prefer to identify with certain alt-right ideals now. Creative built this and foreshadowed it for months. The booking makes sense

>>2084188
no i think /sp/ and /asp/ are more like The Rockers. We split up and one developed a drugproblem and fell to the dogs while the other became a star

>>2083849
Still, /pol/ needs someone to wrestle against

>>2083801
That would be /mlp/

>>2084171

/asp/ is the referee

How hard do you mark when /wsg/ kicks /gif/ through the barbershop window

>>2084410
good one

>>2083682
Sailor "biggest talents" Jupiter was the biggest draw of the scouts.

>>2083693
/pol/ got Obama into office with magic back in 2008 and 2012 but people seem to forget that.

>>2083730
Why does His hate them?

>>2085175
Bret Hart's face turn.

>>2083693
>/b/
Those washed up edgy teens?
It would be /tv/. Thier meme started meme magic with that plane crash.

>>2085180
/tv/ are literal paedos

>>2085183
Makes sense. They are heels.

>>2085192
Wait, /pol/ isn't heel? I thought we were all on the same page.

>>2085219
>getting trump elected
>heel

>>2083682
Hornswoggle

>>2085221
Nice, you made a funny

>>2083693
/pol/ working smarks again

>>2085227
back 2 reddit

>>2085259
(You)

>>2083791
/pol/ vs /sp/ would easily be the main event. Both used meme magic to achieve ultimate victory with Trump and Leicester.

>>2085290
>/asp/ interferes and screws /sp/ over

>>2085702
/asp/ is pretty much the Blue World Order

>>2085898
where's wacko stevie richards when you need him?

>>2083754
>implying /mu/ isn't on Superstars jobbing to /mlp/

>>2086913
>main eventers
>midcard
>jobbers
Go.

>>2085234
every time