Wr/asp/ssle With The Plot

ITT: those who need sex

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>>2080224
Get out of my thread NOW!

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All i want in life is to just touch Sasha one time b4 i die

>>2080224
Sorry we're not all asexual anon, must be nice to have so few desires in life

>>2080221
her body is alright but her face and hair just ruins it for me.

nia jax is the hottest diva i would kiss her feet

>>2080262
Nattie looks like a fucking orangutan

>>2080221
>plot
Deancuck confirmed redditor

>>2080224
Found the autist

>reddit plot thread
>state of this board

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FIVE TOP TIPS FOR /ASP/ USERS;
1. Sign-up to a porn website (Pornhub, Xvideos, Xhamster etc.)
2. Watch actual porn
3. Stop wasting your time traipsing through the Internet for butt shots like an autist
4. Take a shower
5. Go outside

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>tfw you find out that an outlaw wrestler is cosplaying at your local anime convention on her spare time for shits and giggles
I hope I run into her among the sea of smelly nerds

>>2080221
>that
>ass
Yep, Carter is definitely white or irish. He's no spic

>>2080251
How couldn't a person be asexual when complete fucking dogs like >>2080231 exist

>>2080550
He clearly said he's Pakistani

Sasha is good face down/ass up.

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>>2080545
Alot of outlaw wrestlers do that for extra cash.

>>2080231
Thighs for days

>>2080525
>paying for porn

18+

>>2080231
Becky's thighs are sexy as fuck

>>2080836
Lose it and by it i mean ya weight

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>>2080804
Bay Leno, couldnt stop laughing while making that.

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>Deancuck's face when

>>2081064
OPTIC BLAST

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Obligation post

>>2080243
MOAR

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Oh that kinda thread :D

>>2080226
>that tummy
literal perfection

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>>2081307
>the state of my dick

>>2081982

>steroid warning

wat

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Alright you cunts you have 5 mins to post other pictures otherwise I'm stopping my dump of pics

>>2081942
>>2081974
Do you even know what a pussy looks like?

>>2080224

My psych professor calls this "Projection"

>>2080226
MUH DICK

>>2082250
Mine calls this le projection meme

>>2080226
I am erect

>>2084780
I wish becky guest starred in game of thrones as a warrior woman or something. 10/10 would fap.

someone post some Aksana

>>2081949
So she's totally doing this on purpose, right? Like, she knows.

>>2080525
>Signing up to a pornsite
You're joking right please tell me you aren't one of those people that leave comments

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Mummy

I know the word gets thrown around a lot around hear but this is actually a Reddit thread. I've never seen the term plot used on 4chan before this OP.

>>2091620
Plot is literally from 4chan more specifically old /tv/ you fucking newfaggot

>>2091621
No it fucking isn't. It started as a subreddit. /tv/ is one of the biggest Reddit boards on the entire site.

And going on /tv/ makes you a loser so you really shouldn't be so open about your shitty board taste.

>>2091623
>being this fucking new
>wasn't on /tv/ in 2007

/tv/ was a thing before reddi/tv/ fucking new faggots

>>2091625
>>2091621
> being proud of being on the paedo board for nearly a decade

>>2091626
Yeah plot came from pedo Niko shows

I haven't been on /tv/ since reddit took over in 2011

>didn't watch lost with /tv/
You would have liked it bretcuck

>>2091628
> lolst
Gamethreads would be the only thing that could make that shitshack enjoyable 2bh

>>2091628
Well maybe I am wrong because /tv/ has always been off my radar. It's certainly more associated with Reddit these days, so I would still assume OP is from there trying to score rares from anonymous.

>>2091621
Plot started on /a/, m80.

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>>2091626
love at any age anon

>naming your softcore pictures
>my becky
>my sasha

literally autism, not even joking

>>2080937
wait, what the fuck? I half watched this match and don't remember Sasha getting Cena'd. That would have actually perked my interest.

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>>2091906

>>2091963
Why would that make him seethe?

Congrats on doubling down on your autism.

>>2080525
the better tip is just to not watch porn

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>>2080410
That is true, but there is still something about her that wants me to shoot a load over her tits with Bret watching and not being able to do anything about it.
Must be that thing called "heritage". There is just something prestigious about fucking and cucking two Harts at the same time.

>>2091623
It's better to be any board on 4chan except /asp/ considering this board is one guy roleplaying and talking to himself to get his 9gag memes over

>>2084904
>all these file names
You might actually be the most pathetic poster on this board.

>>2084775
Anyone know what the fuck is the deal with her debut?

>>2093920
That little tummy bulge god damn...

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>>2080221
>breaks spine to have an ass

>>2081949
>Becky Lynch
>ass
Pick one

>>2093984
Only you'd break your spine doing that, fatboy

>>2095373
KEKEKEKEK

>>2080243
dana currently biggest tits on the roster?

>>2093984

gain height

>>2093984
Lose weight

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>>2095373
>Sasha mark talking about weight

>>2080223
>hot
Bitch has a fivehead

Since this is a Divas thread, can anyone explain to me Becky Lynch's steampunk motif? I mean not that I dislike it, but it feels weird and disconnected with everything else. You'd think they'd get her like a Celtic Warrior theme like Sheamus

>>2080836
Becky's thighs are fucking god tier

>>2095987
The WWE is a trashy company run by elderly out of touch homosexual men and nobody in the entire organization has a lick of taste or class, thus literally every aspect of the product is awful.

Hope that helped!

>>2095704
Hot

>>2095744
Do you jack off to foreheads?

>>2096765
Kek

>>2084780
Hard to believe this is even her. Looks nothing like that now.

>>2095373
Kek

>>2093975
>Adidas shirt
>Jordans
What did she mean by this?