>>2078489
How can anyone resist flicking the bean at Miss Elizabeth?
> American Board of Sexual Wellbeing
Okay now I know it's not real, there's no way something that sounds that official would come up with something so dense as demonising masturbating in the lates 80s.
>>2078497
Considering a lot of people in America still think masturbation makes you go blind, I don't find it that hard to believe the 80s would have stuff like this.
>>2078500
Same.
That's why I made this thread.
I can't find anything on google, so it should be fake.
>>2078492
>*American* board of sexual well-being
>"wanking"
suspension of disbelief taking a hit
>>2078497
It's America. The country that foams at the mouth for disembowelment but screams at the sight of a nipple. Bunch of delusional prudes they are
>>2078488
needs moar made up words
>CONFLAGURATIONESS
>INSATIABILITORG
>MISOCHONDRIALITY