Bray Wyatt on Good Morning Washington

>not interviewing HarpGOAT

YA BLEW IT

She swallowed his buzzard

>>2074903
Top fucking kek, that pose & all
Jesus Christ though Bray, get some taste.

>>2074903
SWAMPED

>>2074903
Bray Wyatt?

More like Bray-sed

>letting a major character focused person like Bray on Good Morning

Why? He can't be expected to go on there, cut a promo and then cut through feed with a spooky outrow and vanish.

They should have more fun with these. Let Harper jump out from under the couch and stuff her with a big boot.

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>wrestler is in character during an interview

>>2074903
Did they?

Bray is so fucking funny and has the funniest fucking face and expressions. Kek just look at how he's fucking siting. How is he not a comedy guy like Santino?

>>2074903
>heel putting his feet on the table
i thought kayfabe was dead

>>2074954
I'd lose my shit seeing Harper pop out and give the interviewer one of those rolling clotheslines he does

thicc

>>2074956
>what is kayfabe

wow cuck prep the bull

>>2074903
link to this? looks hilarious

>>2074922
I'm not sure if he does it ironically or not but it's fucking hilarious

>>2075820
http://wjla.com/features/good-morning-washington/wwes-bray-wyatt-brings-the-smackdown-to-gmw
>Host prefaces a question with "In the storyline"
>Bray says "There's no storyline" and proceeds to answer in character
Based Bray keeping kayfabe alive.

>>2074903
http://wjla.com/features/good-morning-washington/wwes-bray-wyatt-brings-the-smackdown-to-gmw

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>>2075823
Bray is so low-key based

How comes /asp/ never bullies Bray for his shape while KO is in a shitstorm constantly?

>>2074903
Eater of world's?
More like eater of ny heart
What a fucking cutie <3

>>2075846
Well Bray's literally nowhere near as fat, so that helps.
Bray's closer to Rusev, which is a pretty good body-type for (heel) wrestlers.

>>2075846
Because Wyatt is tall Mastodon and it goes with his Monsterish gimmick.

Owens is just a short fat neckbeard that looks like your average outlaw wrestling smark that happened to jumped the guardrail.

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>>2075846
At least Bray tries to be in a presentable shape.

>>2075823
>>2075825
Got a video?

>>2075854
>Bray is 6'3
Holy shit. I never noticed it with him being always flanked by Harper and Rowan.

>>2075855
Bray would actually look quite intimidating if he wrestled shirtless.
He just looks like a lumbering monster who smothers people with his fat.

>>2074903
Does anyone have a link? I can't find it

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>>2075938

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>>2075938
>>2075858

>>2076011
None of those are videos, retard.

>>2075846
Bray doesn't have that disgusting shit around his arm pit

>>2076011
>Bray Wyatt: Sex symbol

Back off, he's mine

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>>2076015
>None of those are videos, retard.

>>2076030
Fuck you the play button only popped up after like thirty seconds and I thought it was just a picture when I scrolled past it goddamn I'm dumb as fuck

>>2075846
He has a grotesque body that's for sure and he's pretty shitty in-ring so i don't know why owens gets shit because owens is better in ring

>>2075846
bray is tall, top-heavy and is clearly making a conscious effort to look better

ko is always like "well it makes me unique and this is who I am so I'm not changing!" while he proceeds to eat an entire bag of doritos or something

>>2075823
>http://wjla.com/features/good-morning-washington/wwes-bray-wyatt-brings-the-smackdown-to-gmw

Bray's casual flirting actually works with the whole "enchanting" aspect of his character

BASED

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>>2076289
>tfw the Wyatts will never hold all of the titles on Smackdown

>>2076343
Which Wyatt will hold the Women's Title?

>>2076790
Sister Abigail of course

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>>2076793
She is the current WOW champion

>>2076793
you mean eva marie

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>>2076803
fucking yum

>>2076825
I'm sure you didn't even get it

>>2074903
Keklicious

>>2076829
nah joke sucked mate

>>2076803
She will be all the womens champions in every promotion one day.

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>>2076793
Eric Rowan comes back with pigtails and they call him Wendy Abigail

>>2074956
18+

>>2076050
We forgive you, Ryan

>>2075853
>Well Bray's literally nowhere near as fat
He's not fat, he's Husky.

>>2078243
Nice.

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>>2074914
>Break up the Wyatt family
>Harper becomes a singles wrestler
>cool titantron
>tons of charisma, can actually talk
>great wrestler
>Vince just sees him as spoopy swamp man
>reunites the Wyatts and shuts him up
>Break them up again for the brand split
>Think this is his and Rowan's moments they'll finally be top singles wrestlers or possibly a tag team
>just send them to Smackdown and throw in Orton since Rowan is injured
>Harper never gets to talk and is back to being spoopy swamp man

>>2078581
Are you forgetting that main event two weeks ago where he not only looked the best, but was clearly the most over guy in the ring despite going at it with three former World Champions?

I think that was a small test drive for the HarpGOAT and hopefully WWE will push him given the response. Right now the fans want to cheer the Wyatts, they're over as fuck.

>>2078581
I'm surprised that Harper hasn't been repackaged as the new Skinner.

>>2076823
Holy poop, Eva Marie would be a weird addition but I think it would work well

When does Bray fully reveal his new character?

The Eater of Balls
The New Face of Queer
Gay Wyatt