this man challenges you to a backstage brawl What do you do?

>>2073760
Give him my tacos and hope that it appeases him.

>>2073760
I bitch-scream for Chris Jericho

>be so small and wimpy that noone wants to fight back in fear of killing you
>somehow earn a reputation as backstage badass

fucking spic needs to get chainswaed by the cartel fucking spic cunt

>>2073890
That's a nice mask desu

>>2073760

Fart in his face my nigga lol

>>2073893
FOR YOU

>>2073884
Have sex gringo

>>2073884
W O R K E D

>>2073897
This honestly

>>2073760
beat the shit out of this flippy manlet because i am bigger than him

>>2073884
t. shamus

>>2074113
but what if he had a coke can

I can take him

>>2074306
>not being able to catch

Why would he challenge me to a fight? We'd be great friends, in fact I would invite him along to kick Xavier and TJ's ass.

>>2073760
why does he wear the mask

>W-Why me?!
>I-It was S-Seth that called you a b-bitch, not me!

>>2073760
Yeah, I'm out.

I'd start making loud weird noises. Then he would join trying to defeat me with louder noises. Then Jericho would appear super angry at our GOAT tune and we would kick his ass as he spout memes and bit our fingers

>>2073760
Where is he challenging me? If it's at the catering table I don't stand a chance

Ask why he was gonna wrestle Titus if he's in the Cruiserweight Division.

Fucking die I guess