205 Live Thread

>people already leaving
lol

based cruisers literally all of them are over

>Matt Hardy was a Cruiserweight champion

completely forgot about that

AYY HERE COMES BASED DAIVARI

>>2072420
KEK

>>2072413
>#1
And it'll be the only one.

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When will the GOAT return?

>Stream is down
Maybe I'll pay for the network starting in the new year

>>2072442
you get the first month free, anon

Is it just me or does EVERY Cruiserweight match have a spot where they dive outside the ring?

Damn, so close to one less mexican manlet...

>>2072439
His match against Jack Ghallager in CWC is still one of my favourites from that series

based Daivari
saving Lince's life too

he needs a new finisher tho

>>2072446
I'm talking long term

>Scoundrel

holy fuck

Them fighting words Davari.

>Neville wearing black

Heel turn complete

>Tajiri

WHAT THE FUCK?

So is aries a cruiserweight now or is he just commentating while also not being on NXT?

>>2072442
I tried paying for it and it refused my card every single time.
Fuck them, if they don't want my money I'll stream it illegally.

foooxxxxx

>>2072466
He'll probably debut once he heals up completely.

Dar is seriously creepy

Do you think Alicia Fox has frenkentits from her reduction?

Love it when daivari speaks farsi because you can tell he's American raised and has a white boy accent. Pretty sure my accent is better and I'm white and from Wisconsin.

>WHERE ARE YOU, MAN?!

wow watch out for this guy

Gulak with the based theme

I WILL BE THE MANLET KING REEEE

gulak looks gay

Missed the first match. What did I miss?

that was awesome

huh

>>2072420

This shit is live?

BASED DAR

Cedric cucked again

KEKDRIC ALEXANDER?
NOAM DAR THE YOUNGSTER WITH A-BOY?

Is cucking the theme of the night or something

Man, Cedric's finisher is so nice. So clean

WHITED

>this is a man's world, women don't belong in 205

Based Gulag

fantastic promo

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Who /manwithaplan/ here?

BASED DREW

>Aries's hat
Highlight of this show

>le sexist manlet

KEKEKE

>tfw Gulak going to get BTFO by Steph for saying that

;_;

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What were meant by these expressions?

>>2072447
literally every multiman match in lucha underground does this too

>>2072506
I don't get the flags but I guess it's a part of the plan

>>2072512
it's okay lad, he's in Shane territory fornow

>>2072514
>Why can't we work with Smackdown creatives

MAN WITH A PLAN

based TJP

BASED SWANN
>dat pop

Holy fuck can this match be considered a hate crime?

How lucky is Graves? He got a career-ending injury and managed to leverage it into a multi-show commentator position.

>>2072534
What was his injury?

>>2072535
Severe autism

>>2072534
Really lucky because he was a shit wrestler and is a great commentator. It's funny because he was a cm punk ripoff and punk was also great on commentary.

>>2072535
too many concussions

>>2072538
I asked for his injury. Not yours.

Based muscle elf

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These four guys are putting on a clinic, but no one gives a shit.

>>2072539
>he was a shit wrestler

worked

>>2072543
rekt

>>2072553
I give a shit...

Anyone else notice how they use different camera angles on this show compared to the other shows?

>>2072553
I always feel bad when I see the cruiserweights because I'm always amazed by what they're able to do, but nobody in the crowd ever seems to give a shit.

Why aren't their PPV matches nearly as good as this one?

Neville works so much better as a heel. Wish they'd bring back his first name, though.

>>2072562
Took too long to develop any characters and everyone already sees a ton of flippy shit on the main roster anyway.

>>2072567
Because Neville brought out the best in everyone

Talking Smack time lad!

BASED PREPPED PIRATE AND DARK MUSCLE ELF

>>2072541
I believe Graves had 2 concussions

And yet Will Ospreay still wrestles after 7 concussions

>>2072562
Probably because they put them after the a+ show instead of before

Seeing Santa triggered me into thinking it's Foley
>It's Rhyno
based

>>2072562
>>2072577
They should be taped before Smackdown. Crowd is getting in, it should help them get pumped for Smackdown. Fuck this live shit, just tape it

>>2072588
Crowd will be too burnt by then

santa buried

>Baron shooting on Santa
kek

>Santa is getting it on with Renee
lols

>this Santa
Holy kek

Good God, what is happening?

Oh my god Rhyno should be Santa 24/7

>>2072575
Graves had 2 concussions in WWE.

But was probably in the double-digits before he got signed.

Concussions are not equal, by the way. Corey's career-ending concussion cracked his skull and caused him to leak out brain fluid.

>Becky with the Puns
Is Hawkins training her

>>2072602
Becky has been making puns since NXT

>Is Hawkins training her

I hope not.

Becky is the best.

>this Ryno Santa
MY SIDES

BASED FUCKING RHYNO

Santa's been dipping into the eggnogs I see

>>2072607
>buries mrs. clause

The audacity!

Santa with the biggest pipebomb ever

>rapey santa gonna be in sensitivity training next week.

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>this Santa

>>2072538
Topkek

>>2072560

Sorry dude, was talking about the crowd.

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Holy fuck my goddamn sides

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Rhyno plz

Oh shit does this mean a big push for Ryder when he returns?

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FUCKING TALKING SMACK HOW IS IT SO GOOD

>mfw

>>2072624
Any WWE program without Steph is automatically good

>>2072589
The crowd will be burnt before smackdown?

Also I'm kinda drunk and it took me until now to realize it's rhyno

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Tuesday nights are so based

Santa Rhyno is fucking hilarious

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Rhyno is fucking drunk I'm sure of it

Leave it to a woman to ruin a great Talking Smack

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I'm not really buying this Nattie

Who would watch Total Neidharts?

>Based Anvil episodes
>Based Kidd and Cesaro being bros
>Nattie's mom
>an episode or two dedicated to her cats

Has Miz not made an appearance on Talking Smack yet?

Rhyno saves the segment yet again

Natalya repeated herself too much. I guess the idea is that's she's delusional.

>Brie is one of the best divas ever

Christ.

"She's on the naughty list. In a good way if you know what i mean. You wanna get on the naughty list?"

This is the greatest thing rhyno has ever done

The best part is this looks like something Vince would write, but because Rhyno's actually drunk, it works, or this is his best work ever.

>>2072654
I didn't care for Total Bellas, but John was so autistic in it the show was redeemed

I would totally watch a Total Harts though because I love me some thicc Nattie and Kidd being an idiot

Kek what did Rhyno say that gave them that reaction at the end?

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>I look in windows

"I know who's naughty and i know who's nice. I look in windows!"

Based Rhyno

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>the elves have unionize
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>>2072678
>I look through windows

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>Elves have unionized
This was the greatest Talking Smack yet

>And you have a small package 1 2 kickout

Rhyno holy fuck how are you the greatest talking smack guest ever

>>2072682
No I mean before when he was giving then the presents

>>2072672
Vince probably gave Rhyno a bunch of talking points and Rhyno thought to himself, "this sounds like a drunk person wrote it."
So, as the consumate method actor that he is, Rhyno got absolutely wasted and proceeded to deliver the best promo of the night on Talking Smack.

>>2072684
plz vince have rhyno and miz as heel commentators every talking smack its all i want for christmas

>>2072562
>>2072553
That crowd is fucking drained, anon. How many more times can their synapses fire in one night. they should just give flippyshit guys their own show or, as another anon suggested, put them on first.

>>2072691
I hope this is true. He's told to pull a burp and fart to give Vince and Dunn their laughs saying that's what everyone finds funny. He calls it bull and gets ripped as a "shoot" so when Vince and Kevin watch it, the smile on their faces turn into horror.

>everybody asking "why don't they put 205 Live on first?"

Because fuck you, that's why. I'm Vince McMahon DAMMIT!

>Put 205 Live on first
>Kills the crowd completely
>Then Smackdown
The show is good, but it can't do resurrections
Then again, Vince might just do it to keep the flagship show ahead

>>2072506
Me