/smack/ thread #3

wtf i love becky now

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you have been visited by Chad Tom of A+ shows

shoot promos and A-Listings will be yours but only if you respond to this post with "Shut up Tom"

BECKY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>la luchadora wins

>Purple head

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Was the Calgary Kid a draw?

SMACKDOWN OF THE YEAR

WHAT WHY WHAT

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>>2071807
BECKY WITH THE MOST TELEGRAPHED SWERVE OF OUR TIME
I LOVE IT

Can someone fill me in on what happened until now?

What the fuck is wildcard funday?

This cultural appropriation needs to stop. I fucking hate these racist irish cunts

What's the deal with the Wildcard Finals?

Also Jack Swagger should return as Todo Americano

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>tfw Smackdown's women's division is more entertaining than RAM's muh Sasha vs Charlotte hot potato.

JBL was hilarious during that match

>>2071821
Shut up Tom

>>2071825
white """"race"""" BTFO

>>2071821

Shut up Tom

Now I know were I've seen them tits before...

LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD LE DIDN'T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT MAN XD

BASED BEX

>Becky wins as luchadore
>now over as fuck with crowd with chant music
QUICK GET VINCE ON THE LINE, WE CAN GET ROMAN OVER

>>2071821
Shut up Tim

Bliss is so cute

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>>2071821

Shut up Tom.

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>this fucking Smackdown

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KURT ANGLE COMING BACK NEXT WEEK WITH BMJ FOR THE SITE OF JOHN'S DEBUT

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/911378782774837254

Who the fuck is this manlet?

>wild curt hawkins sighting

>>2071845
el perro mejor

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>>2071836
I would say they're equally awful, but at least Alexa nor Becky pretend to be dead for half the match.

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>tfw at a symphony recital for mum's birthday while smackdown is going down

When will Manlets learn

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>mfw smackdown having to advertise other shows on the network just to stay alive

BIG REFERENCE HAWK

MANCHILD
A
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>>2071845
Lets not go that far.

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>Curt Hawkins

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>>2071852
>you played me

>>2071852
Great more oldies burying young talents

"That guy gets 0 chicks"

who was he talking about /asp/?

LEL based hawkins BTFO that literal who Wahlberg lookalike

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Tuning in late, has basedmella been on yet?

Why is ryan phillippe so based?

Who was that skinny manlet with Mojo and /ourguy/ Hawkins?

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>Mojo vs Hawkins in a ladder match for Ryder's custody

>Hawkins' gimmick is actually Big Pun Carlos

She looks so much thinner in spandex, pretty amazing

>>2071858
SD has women being bratty fighting, Raw is "Muh legacy"

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This could actually be pretty funny
>Phillipe goes around looking for Orton
>Finds out he got brainwashed into becoming part of an insane Hillbilly Wrestling cult

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>>2071853
some private fresh out of the academy who thinks his shit doesn't stink

>I actually want to see Curt Hawkins vs Mojo
How does Smackdown do it?

>>2071843
The whole shooting of the ambassador was not a shoot but a work after all

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Why is every segment at least decent tonight! WTF IS GOING ON. Its like everyone is on deck tonight. Hell even Apollo got to appear

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Based Ryan working the smarks

>>2071831
Post more Bliss I am gonna blow soon

when the fuck did Becky learn all these moves?

i was hoping it was a debut of a new member to the roster :/

>Roode stuck with the manletts

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Post yfw Mojo breaks Hawkins's arm tonight and becomes PentaHype Jr

>>2071845

Quite honestly, if they took Roman's Shield-ish outfit away, and gave him a mask (not lucha but more weird and unique ala mankind or vader) I think he would get more over.

>>2071872
bruh you missed amazing teevee

>Mojo vs Hawkins
Fucking why?

>>2071858
>I would say they're equally awful

t. rawtist

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>>2071836
Could you please make history weve already done it twice with womens HiAC and womens iron man match

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>>2071886
That's literally the only one I have.

>>2071887
If only she normally used those moves, she'd actually be interesting to watch

How's this Smackdown Live been for (You) so far?

That was pretty bad, honestly Hawkins saved that promo, if it was't for him that would of been terrible. The guest star didn't even get a pop lel.

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>>2071875
Guess you can say Mojo is a no go

Mojo mad awkward promo...sexually confusing too.

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>>2071872
>ywn get dp'd by Mella and Nattie wearing strap ons

>>2071872
You've missed a fantastic episode

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i miss edge and the edgeheads

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>>2071821
SHUT UP NATHANIEL

mojo is gay for sure, right?

>>2071880
MacGruber was GOAT. Post the Big Show gif.

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>>2071870
I wish I had a girlfriend.
I wish my ex didn't cheat on me... I wish...

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>>2071886
Have this

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>>2071889
>PentaHype

kek

>>2071903
Don't you have a match Curt

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>Mojo in a singles match

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>>2071875

Mojo is a horrendous actor. I'm pretty sure Phillipe was pissed at that lol

>>2071900
9/10 so far, that carmella & natalya segment sucked.

Chad hawkins?

WOW!

>did i say chad?
>Yeah
>WOW!!!!!

>Chad Hawkins
FFS

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my frickin sister and her friend just came in and asked me why i watch this "faggot shit". i got so mad i frickin ripped my bayley shirt. why the hell cant women appreciate sports dang it

BASED PHILLIPE

>Chad Hawkins
Hawkins is a chad confirmed

>CHAD HAWKINS

>Chad Hawkins

So unforgettable no one even knows his name

>CHAD HAWKINS

lmao

>Chad Hawkins
>Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Chad Hawkins
What did he mean by this?

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>>2071886

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>>2071911

>>2071929
post pics of her as revenge

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>Chad Hawkins
kek

>>2071927
This was really funny desu

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>>2071929
Call them cunts. Because they are.

>>2071913
I don't think Bliss has bolt ons

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH
I HATE WHEN GUEST STARS AREN'T WRESTLING FANS

>>2071910
No way man! Didn't you hear about all the chicks he gets?

I DID NOT SHOOT THE PRESIDENT

>>2071923
>>2071927
>>2071928
>>2071931
>>2071932
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>>2071935
>>2071936
>>2071942
So what? Mauro got his name wrong. No need to point it out like autists.

>>2071940
>The State of WWE superstars

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>>2071940
LMAO WTF IS THIS

OTUNGA BTFO BY BASED PRESIDENT SHOOTER

Phillipe BTFO of wannabe Saxton

I DID NOT SHOOT THE PRESIDENT

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I'm starting to feel bad for Otunga

>>2071942
But mojo is the one that looks like a Chad

POUNCE

JBL has gotten better recently

>>2071929
>>2071938
Almost had it guys thanks for trying.

Probably save it for before I go to bed.

Randy was awful in Shooter

>>2071953

>Getting worked

that shit was funny faggot

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>>2071953
aspie

Just logged in, did Cena appear boys

>>2071955
mcgruber

>>2071953
Literally spoken like a true Chad

>>2071910
He's Warrior's bastard. Hating fags is in his genes

That forearm looked stiff

You can't do interviews during matches. They do not mesh well.

>>2071953
Have sex and seek Jesus

Honestly, I wish Hawkins finally went over there. I guess the best he can hope for at this point is a dolph Ziggler career if he's lucky.

>Curt Hoskins

>DAT PUNCH
oh my frick

>>2071953
Get back to work Mauro

>>2071967
I liked him. Only episode I watched

>the commentary during that match

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>>2071959
based tom is after his job he better watch out

>Curt Haskins

>>2071976
Only when you get rid of the trip code faggot

>Zack Ryder
>Curt Hawskins
BTFO FOREVER

I sure wish I knew where I could see more of this Ryan fellow

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>text ex earlier
>her bf replies and blocks me
>watch smack to make me feel better
>enjoying /snacks/ and break my front tooth
the ride never ends. sorry for the blog, match was boring anyway

Legitimately think Mojo/Hawkins tag team would be great. Hawkins is underrated af, have Zack have an angle with them when he comes back.

based jbl

>>2071929

Not that you want to hear this about your sister, but there's nothing more unattractive to me than women who use the words "Faggot" or "cunt"

I don't even mean "muh gay rights and muh women rights" shit, because when my friends do it I don't give a shit...but with women...it's just so fucking trashy. It's like I can feel my dick retracting inside of me.

>>2071984

"please tom eat my girlpucci"

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>>2071955
The greatest movie of the last decade

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>>2071991
Merry Xmas faggot...

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>>2071966
Would of posted more, but multitasking with SD and FF XV.

Why the FUCK is Baren Corbin in a #1 contenders match? Didn't Dolph Zoggler win a #1 contenders match LAST WEEK???

What is with this booking?

>Phillipe about to do the 14/88 salute
>interrupted by the retard with the injured handler
Ffs mojo.

>>2071953
This. It's not like his name matters anyway. He probably won't even show up again on cable. Nobody cares about Chad Hawkins.

>>2072000
Corbin punked Ziggler into putting his contendership on the line in this match

>>2071991
Karma for cheating after 9 fucking years

>>2071984
Toms only at the desk because mauro can't shill for shit.

They need their play by play guy constantly spouting the network and storylines. But mauros too good and has too much of a following now so they just spam more at the desk.

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>>2071991
>text ex earlier

>>2071984
I seriously think every Smackdown has that one match where the commentary just don't give a fuck and say bullshit to recuperate

People actually watch this shit show? Get a life

>>2072000
Dolph only won because Baron was at an awards show but should also deserve a shot at the contendership because he's proved himself to Daniel every week.

>>2072006
Toms at the desk because he and Corey are the best announcers in the company and is getting eased into the main spot

>>2072009
>t. seething rawtist

>>2072004
you member. and that's for sure.

>>2072000

I've noticed that the "Heel" authority figure booking on Raw and the "face" authority booking on Smack down really just produce the same results in the end.

On Raw a face gets a thousand heels thrown at them because Stephanie is evil, but on Smackdown, a face gets a thousand heels thrown at them because Daniel Bryan just likes seeing people fight.

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>>2072009
Stop crying Rawtist.

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>>2071991

>Texts ex out of desperation
>Cant get another girl with semi healthy teeth
>Lose tooth

>>2071896
I'm on your side, retard.

How the fuck did they not have Orton come out there and RKO Phillipe?

>>2072009
>SEETHING

>>2071929
You should just have replied Ruuuude

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>>2072021

>>2072000
Corbin came out and punked Ziggler, Ziggler cried to Bryan, Bryan said "Fine, but if I give you the match, you're putting up your title shot."

Why was Bliss in a Tshirt.

The horn Cena theme is pretty nice desu

>>2072009
get a grip and seeth harder ya stinko

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>get text from my ex earlier
>friend steals my phone and tells him i blocked him
>browsing tumblr and twitter
>so lonely i wish i could text him back tell him it was a misunderstanding
the ride never ends. sorry for the blog, match was boring anyway

This promo would be a lot better if Cena was off tv for a year, not a month.

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>>2072018
i have a new gril. but she's kind of degenerate.
it was a bridge anyway, the same thing happens to alphas like miz and i

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>>2072017

>rawtists

Cena was away for like a month. Is all this really necessary? Talk about desperation...

>>2072031
Yeah.

>>2072030
To sell her new shirt

BRRRRRRRRRRR

Based Baron will crush the little man.

OFFICIAL /ASP/ SDL GUYS
>Based Le Miz
>Tom "Long Boy" Phillips
>BMJ
>BMAJ
>Chad Hawkins

>>2071870
>curt hawkins backstage like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zed45B49Jj8

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>dat GOAT cena theme

TELLING YOU THIS CENA THEME IS SO GOOD
>>2072030
weight gain

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>Cena's return package
Brings a tear in my eye.

>medical guys just ditch him

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What are the Producers doing??
The Camerawork sucks so bad.
cut cut zoom zoom

>>2072046
he has a new theme?

How are you feeling?? Omg lol I'm cracking up. Stop WWE you're gonna kill me!

>>2072034
It feels like a year

Based BMJE getting pussy

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>>2072033
this actually made me kek and feel better.
may your night be filled with (you)'s

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>>2072036

>Not having the allahu akbar version

>Carmella

muh dik

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Carmela confirmed for happy ending

CASS = cuckED

HIS GABAGOOL GUNNA GET SUCC'd

BOIIIIIIIIIIII

>Big Cass about to be cucked by Ellsworth
lel

ARE THEY PAIRING UP ELLSWORTH AND CARMELLA

FUCK
U
C
K

>he's been taken to the hospital
>appears out of door behind her

wuit

>>2072034
month off better for him or just ring rust

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What the fuck

YESSSSS

THIS IS PERFECT

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>cum for carmella baby, it's going to be all right

Holy fuck. Ellsworth is gonna get the succ from Carmella, isn't he?

Based james getting that staten poon.

ELLSWORTH GONNA GET THE STATEN ISLAND SUCC

>>2072065
Lol wtf was that about? I thought they were going somewhere with that

>Leaving Big Cass for Based Ellsworth

More like KEK CASS. :DDDD

Anyone else notice JBL fucked up and said "Dean Ambrose isn't a doctor" instead of Daniel Bryan? At Deans entrance of Ambrose vs Harper?

I can't wait til they have 16 English commentators.

>Carmella x Ellsworth angle

WHAT

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THIS NO CHIN FAGGOT GETS LAID AND IM HERE AT 2AM WATCHING A CHILDREN SHOW I'M SO FUCKING PISSED WHAT WENT WRONG WITH MY LIFE

>Ellsworth becomes Carmella's manager
I like it

Cass cucked by based BMJE

>>2072058
>Carmella
When did she get to be both 11/10 hot and amazing on the stick?

>>2072069

THE YETALLLSWORTH

>zero pop ziggler

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WHAT THE FUCK CARMELLA

HOOOOLY SHEET

>>2072069
Remember when we joked about this being Cesaro's gimmick?

>>2072064
ELLSWORTH CONFIRMED AS EYECANDY VALET FOR BASED SHOOTER CARMELLA

Did that cuck bow to ziggler and have his shirt on?

Ziggler is so fucking trash. The worst part of SD Live desu.

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Oh look it's the Shawn Michaels wannabe but with less talent

>>2072079
You're not jobbing at your local indie?

>>2072039
Didnt think of it like that well played. Thank you.

>>2072079
>watching wrestling
There you go

Next week what?

>>2072070

I've banged strippers who are worse, not bad Ellsworth

>>2072079
It's a teenager's show now lad. You're moving up

>>2072030
She hinted on her twitter she having some procedure done to help with her implant scars

Big Cass getting cucked?

>ziggler comes out
>building silent
>camera pans to a kid sitting down
KEK

>>2072033
Guess you got worked into a shoot

>>2072082
When she ditched her retarded accent

It was taking too much of her mental faculties

if ziggler loses this match this is the best smackdown of the year

anybody else agree gimme a (you)

>>2071919
>filename
>internet explorer

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>>2072013
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>>2072036
Don't contribute to this childish "brand war" I actually watch real wrestling

>>2072086
I never forgot

Why Big Mic Carmella?
WHY?

Hey /smacklads/, Daniel Bryan here. Who should I trade Ziggler to Raw for?

We all want him gone too.

>Carmellsworth

Based

quien /LOBO SOLITARIO/ aqui?

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>>2072070
Anything preWWE of her?

>>2072089
How can we turn it around? His winning the belt after WM is one of my fav recent WWE moments

>>2072094

JAWWWWN SEEENAA

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>>2072073
>THE STATEN ISLAND SUCC

>no more blinding red light

they took away one of the best things about Corbin

Baron should try crossfit and get more muscle on his pecs.

>>2072110
Rusev

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>>2072099
Fuck I didn't even think about that.

The irony.

>boring Corbin

>KEK CASS

>>2072107
>Botchamania Championship Wrestling

Smackdown kind of kills the cool light circles thing Corbin has when he enters by keeping the camera close and tight on his face

HE WON THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL???????

HOLY FUCK

>>2072110
A washing machine

>Carmella x Ellsworth
So who saw this one coming?

>>2072103
(you)'re not wrong

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>>2072103

>Winner of the Andre the Giant Battle Memorial

Why do they keep announcing this?

>>2071983
If your gonna shill, little at the start, little at the end, don't treat the audience like there 5 years old and have the memory of goldfish

Remember 9.99? Ya fuck you wwe

Jesus the crowd is so fucking dead, good thing BMAJ is saving this.

>>2072098
>citation needed

She doesn't have fake tits bruh. She really is that hot.

You have to admit, Corbin's titantron and ramp look pretty cool

>>2072110
RURU

>>2072089

Go heel and either cut his hair or grow a beard and join the Wyatts - either way, go heel. I know the joke is internet smarks think every face needs to go heel, but Ziggler REALLY needs to go heel. He has no credibility left as a face.

>>2072112
AUHHHHHH Cabron.

>>2072107
>outlaw """"""wrestling""""""

Remember when Corbin literally danced to his rock music intro while walking to and inside the ring?

They do not want none

>>2072110
please save Ruru, give us Ruru

>>2072132
no other acomplishments

>Metal fans are such fucking autists that the best athlete among them does even play a real sport and is on the bottom of the card of the fake shit he does partake in

>>2072076
JBL fucks stuff up like that all the time...but the past few weeks he's been funny af

>>2072138
he needs to be hhh's lackey

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>>2072103
Here you go.

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>>2072107

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>>2072115

I am from staten island and believe me we have some fucking whores here if anything else

>>2072103
Maybe, there's been some great ones though.

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>>2072070
>wifing a long island gumbette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFXmOI2j-vA

>>2072110
Rusev.

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>>2072110
SAVE HIM

>>2072103
The man makes a salient point.

>>2072146
KEK
>The state of Boring Corbin

>>2072115

Anyone have the version of this gif where it goes all whirl-y at the end?

Did you knew that Corbin won the André the Giant memorial thingy?

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>>2072103

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>>2072107

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE AND I AM A CERTIFIED GAY AND A BONAFIDE KEK AND YOU CAN'T FUCK THAT

AND THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS KEK CASS AND HE'S 7 FT TALL AND YOU CANT FUCK THAT.

BADABOOM, REALEST KEKS IN THE ROOM, HOW YOU DOIN?

>>2072132
That's literally all he has going for him. He hasn't won any titles, his only other accomplishment is beating up manlets. They don't announce it whenever Cesaro or (who the fuck won at WM31?) comes out, because they have actually done shit.

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>>2072107

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>>2072113
Which one of you is fatassscalper?

No one told me Barren Corbin won THE Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal...

this changes everything

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>>2072155
That makes it SO MUCH BETTER

>>2072174
based fatass scalper

>>2072150
Ziggler needs a Diesel style bodyguard honestly senpai
Could have wrestled Miz, said it was for protection from Spirit Squad, slowly turn heel

>>2072103
>>2072129
>>2072130
>>2072151
>>2072161
>>2072166

Samefag

i've never seen a balding wolf before

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>>2072174
>I GANA FUCK YOU
top kek

>>2072174
>Fucking hot

She looks like a fucking clown

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal is very prestigious

DOLPH ZIGGUR

>>2072155
So what are big match AJ's chances then?

>>2072182
Isn't that exactly what he did when he was with AJ and Big E?

>>2072186
He's got mange

>Rudolph the MAMA MIA HE'S GOT A RED NOSE

fucking kek

Is Corbin ready for the main event

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Corbin on Talking Smack means he's beating Dolph means AJ is now a face again

>>2072198
He won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

/sp/ here ,Isn't it about time UFC is merged with /asp/ .

>>2072194
Kind of but this time make it actually good

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>>2072174
>CARMELLA SUCK MY DICK MARRY ME I GANA FUCK YOU

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>>2072183
kek no

>>2072176
Don't you mean Aron Corbi?

>>2072198
If you ask me? Not really, but give the kid one shot for now.

>>2072203
Go ask the owner

>>2072110
>>2072160

do this

>>2072193

desu if he has a rich dad or drived a mercedes he can probably bang her with 2-3 bought drinks

>>2072198
No, he is not. But he's still better and more ready than Ziggler

>>2072209
>taking time to prove it

Falling for bait bro, pls.

>>2072203
I thought it had
UFC is just a wrestling promotion after all

Guys, could you remind me who won the Andre the giant memorial battle royal? I forgot.

>>2072203
>inviting all that shitposting
/Heem/ is lower than Jannetty threads

Psychology and sociology: the two HARDEST sciences there are

>>2072224
Claudio Castagnoli did

The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal is much like entering the Royal Rumble at number 1 and winning it; of the 2 who have done it, they constantly mention it about 1 and refuse to mention the other one

>>2072224
It was Barren Corbin!

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>>2072215

>drived

the state of >me

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>>2072218
meh

>>2072224

Kek

>>2072198

Grows his beard in more, give him better shirts (pants are fine) and don't script him as much (or give him a manager to talk for him)

He's not as far away as you'd think.

>>2072213
It would be fun, but I doubt they will listen.

>>2072215
bmw get more play here than benz from what i see desu

at least we're not the bronx

>>2072224
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
ITS THE BEEG SHOW

Corbin has zero moveset
YAWN!

>>2072224

It was Big Show.

what the fuck is andre the seal got to do with this

ok im a pretty big aj mark but he needs to stay off the commentary table

>>2072244
Don't forget the Self Bottom.

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>>2072215
He's currently 3-1 with the current champ.

Judging by his demeanor though, he may or may not drive a beat up jalopy.

>>2072234
He's a lone wolf
giving him a manager ruins that

>>2072234
He would've made a better Wyatt than Randall.

>>2072244
Deep Six
End of Days

>>2072218
>I'm just pretending to be retarded, believe me

Why does Ziggler have to intervene in every feud that's immaterial to him? I'm sick of this HBK wannabe piece of shit and he needs to die

I hope Corbin fucking murders him on air then tears his organs out and eats them then rips his eyes out of his socket and gives himself a shot with an aids riddled needle before pissing down his sockets

>>2072229
That Battle Royal should be like MiTB for mid card titles. An oportunitty for USA or IC title at any time, anywhere.

That would make it relevant

So it's agreed that the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal is more prestigious than winning the Royal Rumble?

>>2072234
He always comes across very insecure and awkward

>>2072240

what area of the island famalama

>>2072256
>I'm just pretending to be retarded, believe me

Congrats for finally admitting it

>>2072261
Everyone who wins it becomes Main Event tier so yes

>>2072246
What actually happened to him?

>>2072258
What did he mean by this?

>>2072259
You can already use the MitB for any title you want

Somebody should use it for the title of Chairman

>>2072255
Finishers and signatures don't count dumb-dumb
He has the punch, the kick, and the dreaded punchkick