>No children
>No close friends
>Fat wife
>His best friend is literally his chocolate lab
>Movie career bombed next to the Rock
>Doesn't get along particularly well with Hunter
Is this karma for beating Debra?
He does have children, just he's too beta like Gaytch to make a son so he has four daughters
no, i have no sympathy for someone who beats his wife and is extremely wealthy and famous
>>2064194
>No children
He has 3 daughters (1 adopted)
Austin seems pretty happy with his life. He has a massive ranch where he can hunt BUCK all day and not have to deal with YOU PIECES OF TRAYSH who bother him.
If he really wanted more friends or attention or money or anything else out of life, he could easily call Vince and get a job as a million different things in WWE, whether on screen or behind the scenes.
>Doesn't get along particularly well with Hunter
Gee I wonder who made this thread
>>2064194
>fat wife
>>2064194
He's rich and lives far away from blacks. It's my dream.
>any "man" whose best friend isn't his dog
>>2064194
>cool dog
>cool wife
>spends his days at 3:16 gimmick street or the broken skull ranch
>literally owns a piece of god's country where he can hunt deer and meddlesome hogs who fuck up his property
>host a great reality show
>plenty of famous friends to come down and hunt with
>greatest wrestler of all time
>put over Rock
>put over Shitman
>put over Lesnar by leaving the company because he shouldn't job to him on free TV
>GOAT mic worker
>GOAT Brother in Law
>GOAT deer hunter
>GOAT kawasaki mule operator
>GOAT wrestling podcaster
>>2065145
Is Austin a good neighbor?
>>2065148
that nigga just listens to his podcast. He basically just repeated what austin always says.
>>2065148
This is one of his friends and also his neighbor
>>2065148
I always enjoy the podcasts with his neighbor, they are super comfy
>>2064194
You realize how popular his podcast is and that he makes over $4 million a year from it, right? That doesn't include the Broken Skull shit.
>>2065326
Sure thing Stone Cold, whatever helps you sleep at night.